Monday #477


A mix of positives and negatives this week. I’ve briefly flicked through The Diary of the Naughtiest Girl and from that I can tell that it’s going to be atrocious, but I can’t bring myself to return it without reading it. I’m just a glutton for punishment.

More of my favourite covers

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The Diary of the Naughtiest Girl by Jeanne Willis

Once a sea-lion ate more than his fair share of fish, and this is how it happened. The keeper had a truckful of fish, which was the supply for the whole of the Zoo, not just for the sea-lions only. He wheeled it into the sea-lions’ enclosure and then went to shut the gate.

Albert, a sea-lion, happened to see the fish on the truck, and thought it a glorious idea to eat fish without having to catch it first! So he galloped clumsily up, and when the keeper came back after a few moments he found his truck empty! How Albert could have swallowed all the number of fish on it is a mystery, but he did. The keeper said he looked just like a blown-up balloon!

Of course, the other fish-eating members of the Zoo could not go without their meal simply because Albert had been so greedy. So in a great hurry messengers had to be sent to buy more fish from all the fishmongers round—and, would you believe it, when the keeper took his place to feed the seals and other sea-lions, Albert barked for his share just as if he had never touched a fish in his life! But I don’t expect many fish were thrown in his direction that day!

Just one of the many funny anecdotes in The Zoo Book.

 

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4 Responses to Monday #477

  1. Anonymous says:

    Very unpopular opinion but I really enjoyed the diary of a naughtiest girl book. I found it really funny

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  2. Anonymous says:

    Where is Stef?

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    • Fiona says:

      Stef left the blog in 2018, but has written one or two things since then and she’s my co-author for the Cunningham and Petrov stories.

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