As we watched Five on a Treasure Island together in-person and did a live-reaction blog we decided to try watching in our separate homes and chatting via Facebook Messenger. NB I do not recommend using Facebook Messenger for any chats you want to then use, because it is horrendous to copy & paste from, and exporting chats is also awful and leaves you with a ton of extra stuff to remove around each message.
Aside from that, it at least saved me from having to try to type everything we both said. Instead I just have to remove the extra stuff and correct our awful typing. Well, it’s mostly my awful typing as I was using my laptop and I suspect Stef used her phone with autocorrect on. I will also have to try to provide some sort of context because 90% of our comments make no sense otherwise. You could always watch along while reading – it’s on YouTube. I’ll try to add some timestamps to help.

Fiona: Not winter then is it.
Stef: Nope
Fiona: Snow costs too much I know.
Stef: All the winter ones are not in winter.
[From 0:28 Quentin reads a letter from his brother saying the children’s school reports are terrible. Julian is unsurprised and declares he wants to be a painter. A tutor will have to be found.]

Fiona: Not his PHYSICS.
Stef: And maths!
Fiona: YES YOU DO.
Fiona: Want to be a physicist.
[Context: we have Julian studying physics as an adult in our fanfic so I am outraged at this blatant plot hole.]
Stef: And the painting never gets mentioned again.
Fiona: No just a convenient plot point.
Stef: It’s just like cooking.
Fiona [addressing Quentin who, for obvious reasons, cannot hear her]: Put the advert in yourself lazy bones.
Stef: Of course Fanny has to do the donkey work.
Stef: I swear it was a joint decision in the book

[From 1:46 Mr Roland arrives at Kirrin Station]
Fiona: I’d forgotten entirely that’s what he looked like
Stef: And German?
Fiona: Obviously bad then.
Stef: Timmy is the first to know a bad guy.
Stef: What’s with the harpsichord music?!
Fiona: Pastural England? I dunno.
Fiona: Pastoral?
Stef: Both

[From 04:15 They visit the Saunders’ house and Timmy knocks open a secret panel, the boys barge in first. They find the old map.]
Stef: Mrs Saunders isn’t old enough.
Stef: She’s a lot more ruddy faced than I would imagine.
Stef: Seriously Julian! Manners!
Stef: Bossy boys.
Fiona: It’s Timmy’s discovery!

Fiona: Gosh anne is manically thrilled.

[From 06:02 Back at Kirrin Cottage they examine the map]
Stef: It doesn’t look that old or faint.
Fiona: Timmy’s smart enough to know chocolate isn’t good for him.
Stef: Like julian’s art Dick’s language skill is never mentioned again.

[From 07:05 Julian is asleep and muttering via occulta – or possibly that pullovers are stylish.]
Stef: Dreeaaaaammmm sequence
Fiona [very late with this argument]: They would have been learning latin at school though. Cause dead languages are endlessly useful.

[From 07:35 they join Mr Roland for his first lesson. Timmy is under the table. Then they have lunch]
Stef: He’s not exactly a hands on tutor is he?
Fiona: It’s a massive table. There’s loads of room for Timmy to not be right on top of his legs.
Stef: And they all get the giggles.
Fiona: I swear he wasn’t that jolly in the book.
Stef: No. He wasn’t.
Stef: Anne wouldn’t be allowed to take [Quentin] tea!
Stef: Manic Anne again.

[From 9:25 They show Mr Roland the map]
Fiona: Straight to showing him the whole thing… suppose we’ve only got 24 minutes.

Fiona: Is that Joan/na?
Stef: Yes it is

[From 10:05 Someone is creeping about at night. George and Timmy go to investigate.]
Stef: Bad filter on the camera site might time.
Fiona: Yep.
Fiona: Bad tug-of-war game dressed up as a fight.
Stef: Timmy was exactly right to do that. He is a guard dog after all and the study is full of secrets.
Fiona: Just like Quentin’s hair?
Fiona: I don’t know where Mr Roland keeps his [secrets] in that case.
Stef: Yes you can have Roland upset. He’s horrible.
[From 12:00. Dick stares out of the farm window. Anne bakes with Mrs Sanders. The artists arrive.]
Stef: Pondering!
Fiona: Looking at the catering van more like.
Stef: Having met Paul that is very very likely.
Stef: There’s Anne helping with the baking.
Fiona: Wow. That’s some artist look.
Stef: Oh good Julian with the artists.
Stef: They are creepy.
Fiona: And clearly know nothing about art.
Stef: Not convincing at all.
Fiona: While Julian is a walking art dictionary.

[From 13:40 they are back at Kirrin Cottage, telling George about their lack of success. George tells them she saw the artists with Mr Roland. Mr Roland bursts in to say he’s sorry they didn’t find anything, but he enjoyed meeting the artists and then shuts the door again.]
Stef [Focussing on the really important stuff as always]: She’s wearing shoes on the bed!
Stef: That’s random from Roland
[From 14:10 Timmy is out in his kennel in the rain. George rescues him and takes him into the study where they fall asleep. Quentin finds them in the morning and discovers pages missing from his workbook, and an old towel on the floor.]
Stef: Poor Timmy.
Stef: They could make a pullover out of that carpet.
Fiona: Hahaha.

Stef: Why not take the whole book?!
Stef: Never understood that bit.
Fiona: My note is gone and I have a dirty rag instead oh no.
Fiona: Towel. Sorry.

[From 15:35 Quentin takes the towel to challenge the children about his missing pages.]
Stef: Roland is not surprised.
Stef: And they were not well removed.
Fiona [Going completely off topic] Why are Quentin’s glasses so narrow?
Fiona: They barely fit his face.

From 16:15 Quentin has George in his study to berate her]
Fiona: Look at that super obvious 8 panels.
Fiona: At least in the book the whole room is panelled.
Stef: Yup.
Fiona: It makes me wonder are they there in all the other books. [I meant episodes].
Stef: Jeez you would think that the newest the person in the house was the most suspicious.
Fiona [Still stuck on set design]: Did they plan them in when they filmed FOATI or whatever they filmed first?
Stef: Hmm. Would have to go back to and check. [Spoiler, we did not go back and check.]
Fiona: Not sure we see the room from that angle in the first eps.
Fiona: Mostly just his desk and the cubbyholes.
Stef: No that’s true.
Stef: I wouldn’t mind being sent into my room.
Fiona: Being sent to your room is fine as long as you’ve got stuff there to do.
[From 18:10 The children sneak into the study and immediately manage to open the secret way. Julian tells Anne she should stay at the Kirrin Cottage end of the passage.]
Fiona: Why is it always so easy?
Stef: Because….
Fiona: Surely Fanny would have found that polishing it years ago.

Stef: Dick first for a change
Stef: Maybe she knows about it already cause her family owned the two places.
Stef: Why is Timmy inside?

Fiona: There’s Anne’s fave underground exploration cream cardi.
Fiona: Always practical.
Stef:
Oh yes! Anne’s going to hold off any bad guys.
Fiona: She’s a tiger you know.
Stef: Only 20 books in.
Fiona: Theyre in some hospital basement.
Fiona: This is not a secret passage
Stef: No. It’s a secret corridor?
Fiona: Not even that secre4t seeing as someone painted it.

[From 20:15 They reach Kirrin Farm, hear the “artists” talking and then make a right ruckus retrieving the papers, while Timmy barks madly below. Then they are chased back by the artists.]
Stef: Suddenly they’re German.
Fiona: Well they were trying to hide it.
Fiona: It’s nearly as big as Narnia back there.
Stef: Tou’re all in the room ffs you all need to take care.
Stef: DICK!
Fiona: Thats it Timmy, draw attention to yourself.

Fiona: Hahaha that run!
Stef: Hahaha!
Stef: Good old Timmy.
Stef: Why is Anne filthy?!
Stef: She’s just been stood there.
Fiona: It’s cream knitwear it attracts dirt.
Fiona: They all look like they’ve been up a chimney.
Fiona: God Julian could you show emotion instead of just shouting?
Stef: I think that’s his only emotion under pressure

[From 22:25 they make it back to Kirrin Cottage and meet Fanny and Quentin who have been pondering the big hole in the study floor.]
Stef: Aunt Fanny is less than surprised about the tunnel.
Fiona: I mean after their first adventure I think it would be hard to surprise her
Fiona: OMG [Quentin’s] admitting he was wrong
[Quentin says he will have to reform]
Stef: Yes reform!
[End of episode]
Fiona: Ok Youtube tried to make me watch a Minecraft video next.
Fiona: What kind of algorithm is this?
Stef: Mine tried to take me to Hike
Fiona: Closer at least.











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