Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 6

We have been making our way pretty quickly through the series, two chapters a night at least five nights a week really adds up! These three books were read between January 10th and February 16th of this year.


Five Have a Wonderful Time

Looking at the front cover before we started Brodie predicted that the Five would be going to a castle this time.

When it came to Bufflo and his whip he said What, he cracked it, broke it into pieces? and so I had to find some videos of people cracking whips to demonstrate what it really meant.

He liked the different bird calls early in the book and went to bed one night singing a little bit of bread and no cheese.

I tried to see if he would remember the significance of eyebrows when it came up, but he just said What? We ALL have eyebrows.

One night he begged and begged for another chapter as he just had to hear about the fire eating performance. (He complains when I stop reading/begs for more pretty much every evening but this was to an even greater degree than normal.)

His idea as to how the face/the scientist got up into the tower was that maybe his experiments got him up there. I asked what sort of experiments, maybe something that made him fly and he said yes… that or maybe he went up and then piled up lots of stones to block the way.

I asked him if he knew what a pitcher was and he said yes, a thing you draw and hang on the wall. I had a bit of a time trying to enunciate the difference between picture and pitcher for him and he couldn’t say pitcher himself. He did understand that the chocolate wrapper wasn’t as old as the castle, though. When they came out into the gallery he said I know what that is, a place with lots of pictures on the walls.

He had trouble with Pottersham’s name – What’s his name? Poppersham? Poshersham?

When we finished it he said That was my real favourite. Well they’re all my favourite mostly.

He liked Bufflo the most, and he liked Jo a lot. He liked the (awful) accents. And the fire eater because fire eaters are so good. And then the snake man.

He liked the exciting part most, not the boring part where they were just going off. The adventure part was best. So far he’s liked all the buildings that have been included in it, the castles and stuff.

He just likes it when people get hurt. But just pretend not real. So he liked the bit with the snake attacking the men.

He thought Timmy getting stew dropped on his nose was funny.


Five Go Down to the Sea

What will we read tonight? The Famous Five. Of course!

Julian lists the things they like to do on holidays and Brodie added and have adventures, and was not at all impressed by them all making a vow to ignore any adventures that come up.

He thought, though, that they’re going to be too joyful and say yes to the adventure – and he threatened that he was not going to hear the book unless they were going to have an adventure.

One night he started talking about the other wreckers and I couldn’t figure what he meant then I realised he meant the Barnies. He totally thought that the Barnies were all wreckers and kept on calling them the wreckers.

His other thought was that there’s a thing on the old house which collects lighting to power up a light or stores it in a jar and that’s what old grandad sees. He was definitely closer with his first guess!

The boys follow the mystery man back to the farm and after thinking about it for a minute Brodie said I can’t guess who it is… oh I do know but I can’t remember his name. The one who makes the funny noises. What’s he doing out in the night?

I had to explain the idea of two men wearing the horse suit to which he said that doesn’t sound comfortable!

He asked asked if the girls were going to go to the tower the second time, or get left behind again.

He thought that picking currents had something to do with electricity. He wasn’t that bothered by the reveal of Mr Penruthlan having no teeth, but I think he thought it was a joke. Then he did seem a bit surprised when I told him it was true.

He thought seeing a wrecking would be fun, there’d be a wreck to explore like the first book and all the loot! I called him bloodthirsty and he was very very offended and upset that I’d used bad words, called me a bad word as a child.

He found Clopper hilarious, was killing himself laughing, so I thought he’d do the same or more for Ju and Dick’s turn in the suit, but he didn’t seem to find that so funny. He did worry that they’d be trapped forever though.

There was almost a tantrum when I stopped reading as they arrived at the old house with the tower, he was desperate to know if someone was still there.

He then decided that old grandad was one of the wreckers. He ticked off the following facts on his fingers. Who has seen the light? Grandad. Who knew about the wrecking? Grandad. Who knows the wreckers way? Grandad. It’s the only explanation!

He suggested the light-man could have come down the chimney by helicopter drop.

There was lots of cheering when Yan rescued the Five from the cave.

When we finished he said that he didn’t like Sea so much because there weren’t any shipwrecks. But he liked the two secret passages. His favourite characters were George, Julian, Dick, and Yan in that order. He also liked the grown ups because they helped the Five sometimes.


Five Go to Mystery Moor

Brodie was very concerned that the Five couldn’t have an adventure if they were not together. But he thought if the girls did some camping they might bump into the boys. Or there might be a secret passage between their camp sites… He predicted that the boys would like Henry, and told me to stop shouting so much, but George kept being angry!

He wondered if the someone who was quite near the Five’s camp was the one Bartle who was still left. (If it was she’d probably have been a ghost by then!)

I had to explain hearth rugs to him and also that rugs for sleeping are more like blankets than carpets.

Interestingly he was adamant that aeroplanes weren’t around in the Famous Five’s time as it was a long, long time ago. I’ve probably explained to him so many times that the books were set a long time ago, and that’s why so many things are different and he’s gotten a bit carried away with how old they are.

He thought the light might be a signal to the plane, then that maybe it was the gypsies looking for the children if the sniffy boy had told on them.

Julian gives the others three guesses as to what’s in the parcels. I let Brodie answer. Tartan. Cheese. Feathers. Ink feathers! (I think he meant quills) When it’s revealed to be paper of some sort he said it might be scientific papers.

Before he settled to sleep one night he asked me Why doesn’t Henrietta just get the police? I mean, it’s a very valid question!

He was pretty adamant, in fact, that the police should be called. When Henry panics about walking to the rescue, I was waited for Brodie to say they should take, horses but he went for calling the police again.

His favourite characters this time: he liked the policemen. Actually he liked all the characters. Apart from Anne. (Poor Anne, I wonder if we will like her better as a tiger?) His favourite part: he couldn’t choose as it was all so exciting. Some books he said are only adventurous for a little bit but this one was exciting all the way through.

He was quite taken with the idea of making patrins, so as I said in February’s round up, we went to the park after school one day (with Stef) and he made his own patrin.


 

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April 2024 round up

It feels like ages since I wrote the February round up – but we are over a week into April I suppose.


What I read

What I have read:

  • Five Go to Billycock Hill
  • Witches & Words (Library Witch Mystery #4) – Elle Adams
  • Toffee Apples and Quail Feathers – Jennifer Worth
  • Letters to the Midwife – Jennifer Worth
  • The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires (Half Moon Hollow #4) – Molly Harper
  • The Midwives’ War – Chrissie Walsh
  • Hauntings & Hardcovers (Library Witch Mystery #4.5) – Elle Adams
  • Five Get Into a Fix
  • Shadows of the Workhouse (Call the Midwife #2) – Jennifer Worth
  • The Flatshare – Beth O’Leary
  • The Vile Victorians – Terry Deary
  • Celtic Cross (Mirabelle Bevan Mystery #9) – Sara Sheridan
  • Storm Christopher (Frogmorton Farm #2.6) – Jodi Taylor
  • Love Spells & Late Fees (Library Witch Mystery #5) – Elle Adams
  • A Brief Atlas of the Lighthouses at the End of the World – Gonzalez Macias
  • Five on Finniston Farm
  • Love Letters at the Borrow a Bookshop (Borrow a Bookshop #4) – Kiley Dunbar

I ended the month still working through:

  • Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
  • Five Go to Demon’s Rocks
  • The District Nurses of Victoria Walk (District Nurses #1) – Annie Groves
  • Poyums – Len Penny
  • Girl Sleuth – Melanie Rehak
  • Five Have a Puzzling Time and Other Stories

 


What I watched

  • We are up to ER season 9 now, and are watching the latest series of Taskmaster.
  • Tuesday nights we watched The Irish Wish
  • With Brodie we watched Jumanji

What I did

  • We had our little holiday at the start of April, heading back to Stirling again. Day one was a bit of a write off due to being caught in traffic for well over an hour due to an accident, so we had an emergency Macdonald’s at a service station and arrived in Stirling with not much time to do more than wander around the city centre. We did find a Lego sculpture trail, though. Day two we went through to Glasgow to see The Tall Ship, the Kelvingrove Museum and the Lego Store (of course). We found a Great Auk at the Kelvingrove and Brodie was very excited. Day three we went to Stirling Castle (Brodie loved it and took several hundred photos!). Day four we headed home via a rather snowy Dunblane where we looked at Dunblane CathedralDunblane Museum, saw Andy Murray’s gold post box and had lunch.
  • By Sunday Brodie had come out in chicken pox so we spent most of the second week of the holidays at home, except for going out for a couple of walks. We did a lot of Lego building and some video chats that week.
  • Ewan and I went to the wedding of one of my oldest friends, and luckily we had some sunshine that day!

How was your March?

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Monday #577

I’m having a hard time believing it’s almost May, mostly because it’s STILL chilly. The heating is still on at home, the cosy leggings and coats are still in use. It has been a little warmer now and again when the sun comes out, but that has been rare!

April round up

and

Reading the Famous Five to Brodie, part 6

I decided to look back and see what I was writing about 10 years ago this week – which turned out to be books I’d been buying (I didn’t mention the weather, even once. Strange.)

Last Monday in April

I’m pleased to note that since then I’ve actually read two of the books (the Angela Brazil and the Juliet Marais Louw)!

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Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 5

Out of interest I checked the dates and we read these three Famous Fives between November 29 and January 9.


Five Get Into Trouble

Naturally Brodie demanded the next Famous Five the night after we finished the last one. I said it’s called “Five Get Into… what?” And he actually guessed Trouble.

The endpapers caught his attention (they don’t always) and he thought the Bentley coming out the gates was a prison or maybe a king’s house.

He was excited when Dick was kidnapped and said The adventure’s starting – and not in a nice way! He likes it when the adventure starts quite early!

He was puzzled by the man changing his clothes and couldn’t come up with any theories. I asked him what he thought the screeching thing was that touched George’s head was, and he said A PARROT! (close!). I gave him a nudge and asked him what the name of the place was and he remembered Owl’s Dene and changed his answer to an owl.

He thought that the Five would find a secret passage to escape Owl’s Dene. Specifically one that was built using the war to shelter people.

His guess was that the hidden snorer was a ghost who could go through walls (isn’t that all ghosts?) but with some prompting (What are the Five good at finding) he said secret passages, so he was almost there. It was very funny though when Julian finally finds the hidden opening and the book asks something like “what was on the other side?” And Brodie says, scornfully, the snorer of course!

I tried to get him to be able to say KMF 102 but he kept forgetting one or other part of it. He did however say “It’s the black Bentley!” any time I said KMF 102. His idea for escape would be to get in the car and drive it at the gates to smash through them.

He thought sparklers were fireworks (I mean totally reasonable!)

His favourite book is now all of them but after a minute thinking said but not the first one. That’s not my favourite anymore. His favourite character was all of them.

A few things he found really funny in this book were Julian telling Timmy he was too heavy because he was full of sandwiches (this made him laugh, and laugh, and laugh, for about three page) and Richard getting his hair all sooty.

Not connected directly to this book, but occurring while we were reading it, was him running round the house shouting I’m a red Indian… (thanks Jock!) and telling his Gran that his favourite books are the Famous Five. He then gave us all roles. He was Julian as always, I was George, Gran was Anne, Grandad was Dick. We were waiting to see who was Timmy but Auntie Kirsty got Aunt Fanny and Ewan was Uncle Quentin.


Five Fall Into Adventure

We went straight into the next book again. Again I asked him to guess the rest of the title. Five Fall Into… Trouble!

He immediately argued that the cook was Joanna and not Joan! Funny how he can’t remember what he did at school earlier but he can remember the name of a minor character from an earlier book (he didn’t notice the Alf/James switch, though.)

He thought that a) the Five having a lazy day is wasting their holiday b) Julian would be lazy and not lock up properly and c) that Julian could beat Jo at spitting damson stones. He also thinks he could beat her though… and now his new favourite word is ragamuffin.

He guessed that the robbers had taken George, but I had to supply the word kidnapped.

When Julian, Dick and Anne are looking for George in the woods and get lost, then Julian hears what he thinks is an animal moving around in the night, Brodie shouted out It’s a moose!! It was Jo.

He couldn’t pick a favourite character this time round – not even all of them. He couldn’t pick a favourite book as he loves them all, but this one wasn’t quite as good as the others. It was less of an adventure. His favourite part was Jo climbing the tower.

Things he thought were hilarious was Anne having to spit sand out of her mouth after Timmy’s digging and Joan’s dream about policeman eating her chocolate cake.

Again, unrelated to the book specifically but at one point he did say Daddy, I’ve just had a SMASHING idea!!


Five on a Hike Together

When Anne talks to Julian about their plans he said Yess!! Now they’re going to go off and they’ll have an adventure!

He thought that the man who only says ar might be a pirate, and the jangling bells were probably cow bells. Because you know, some cows do wear bells. Dick’s weird experience in the night was just a dream.

The next night he changed his mind and thought that Dick hadn’t dreamed it (before he found the bit of paper). I asked him what he thought Saucy Jane might be and he didn’t know. What was the last bit? Maggie? (Pointing to his nose ). No matter how many times I explained it means that Maggie was told about it he then kept saying that Nose must be Maggie’s last name.

One night I was doing some blogging and had to stop for the next chapters of Hike. Brodie asked me what I was doing so I was trying to explain my blog to him. Why don’t you write stories? I said we did some but it was mostly book reviews. That’s boring. So I told him I had been writing about him and his thoughts on the Famous Five like his favourite characters. Julian and Dick he said straight away. And George. But not Anne. She’s not as brave. I talked about how she’s possibly the bravest, doing things even though she’s scared. In the end he said she was all right but the other three and the dog are my favourite. Put that on your website, Mummy.

We were at the final three chapters when he asked how many were still left. But how can we get an adventure in just three chapters? he asked.

He was totally captivated by the jewellery they find  and how beautiful it must have been. So sparkly! He couldn’t quite understand why they had to take it to the police instead of keeping it for themselves. He also felt rather sorry for Dick and Maggie because a broken ankle and being stuck in the marsh can’t have been nice.

Things he found particularly funny were George calling Timmy clumsy and threatening to push him in the lake, Dick’s four sandwiches at once (thankfully he hasn’t tried that himself) and the phrase this is boiling up to be a big adventure.

On the way to school one morning while reading this, he was telling me about his Famous Five dream. In it he was Julian, diving down in the lake. When he came back up, the other Dick and the woman banged their boat into me. He was all right, but red all over, so they went back to the house, found the phone (it was only burnt a little bit on one corner) and called the doctor.

I also showed him pictures of the TV series casts around this time and he was not at all impressed with the actors from either TV series as they don’t look anything like he imagines. Toddy was the worst apparently.


 

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Letters to Enid part 47: From volume 3 issue 9

Previous letters pages can be found here.


Letters page from Volume 3, issue 9. April 27th – May 10th, 1955.

 

OUR

LETTER PAGE

A letter from Busy Bee Janet Orton, Sheffield.
Dear Enid Blyton,
This afternoon we held our 8th Lecture Club Meeting, and I lectured on your Busy Bees.
The lecture made a great impression, for after school I had twelve girls round me all wanting to join! Then I realised I had enough Bees to make a new “swarm” of Busy Bees, and would have to choose a name for it. So we called it the “Hastoe Swarm” after the name of our house.
Lots of love, from
Janet Orton.

(Well done, Janet! I wish I had heard your lecture – it must have been a very interesting one. Congratulations on your Hastoe Swarm.)

A letter from Philip Arnold, Coleshill, Birmingham.
Dear Enid Blyton,
In a recent number of your Magazine I read of an idea to start a library. My friends and I began one, and we have our book exchanges in our dining-room on Wednesday afternoons. I covered three books this afternoon, which brought our covered books up to seventeen. Daddy gave me some old card with which to make the title tickets. We have made a set of rules for members, and each promises to help old people, look after animals, especially birds, and to make children happy.
Yours sincerely,
Philip Arnold.

(A very interesting letter, Philip, and I enjoyed reading it, I am sure your library will be a great success, as it deserves to be.)

A letter from Graham Eastwood, Bradford, Yorks.
Dear Enid Blyton,
I must write and thank you for my prize of a set of Famous Five Books. What a thrill I got when a knock came at the door, and there was a parcel addressed to me, and when I opened it and found 13 books for myself, all autographed by you. I was too excited to speak – and then I wondered how I could share my good fortune with someone else, and as it is only three weeks since my birthday, I decided to send 10s. of my birthday money as a present for the little Children in your Home – a birthday gift from me.
Love, from
Graham Eastwood.

(You are one of the extremely kind prize-winners who sent a thank you letter and a gift, Graham. Your parents must be as proud of you as I am !)

 


Two letters from boys this week – it’s much less common for boys to write in (or perhaps for their letters to be chosen?) – and Philip Arnold is a great Blyton-sounding name!

It’s funny to read that a set of Famous Five books only comprised 13 titles – but of course book 14, Five Have Plenty of Fun wasn’t published until 1955, and clearly it was later than April. [I’ve just seen an advert in a later magazine saying the book would be available from 21st July]

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone refer to groups of Busy Bees as a swarm – but it makes sense!

 

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Monday #576

The audiobook I’ve just finished listening to had two Enid Blyton references in it, not unusual, but the strange thing is that it’s a book I’ve read before yet I hadn’t made a note of it. I have this time, though, and it’s logged beside the other ones I’ve seen recently, waiting on just a few more before I can make a whole post out of it.

In other news we were at a wedding at the weekend and apart from a little spittering when we left the house, and a little more when we got home, it did not rain! There was even some sunshine, miracle of miracles!

Letters to Enid part 47

and

Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 5

As it is spring (despite the weather not really cooperating) I’ve chosen Stef’s recommended Spring Reads from way back in 2013.

Stef’s spring reads

 

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Letters to Enid part 46: From volume 3 issue 8

Previous letters pages can be found here.


Letters page from Volume 3, issue 8. April 13th-26th, 1955.

OUR

LETTER PAGE

 A letter from Hugh Morris, Aylsham, Norfolk.
Dear Enid Blyton,
In the holidays and on Saturdays, I go round with the Veterinary Surgeon in his car. I have been going with him for a long time. I hand him out the different instruments, and when I am at a farm with him, I sometimes run back to his car and fetch the drugs for the animals. One night I was out till half-past twelve watching an operation on a cow, it was very interesting. I am 12 years old, and a Busy Bee.
Love from,
Hugh Morris.

(How I would have loved to do this when I was twelve, Hugh! Are you going to be a Vet. when you grow up? I shouldn’t be surprised!)

A letter from Rosalind Jackson, Tisbury, Wilts.
Dear Miss Blyton,
I should like to know what the surnames of the “Famous Five”
are. I should like you to write “Famous Five” books as long as you live, because they are jolly interesting. Our class have dictation and compositions on them.
Yours sincerely,
Rosalind Jackson.

(Rosalind, you have asked me a question that hundreds of children ask. So now I will give the answer and set everyone’s mind at rest. The surname of the four cousins; George, Julian, Dick and Anne, is KIRRIN. That’s easy to remember, isn’t it, because of Kirrin Island. Please don’t ask me what Timmy, the dog’s surname is!)

A letter from June Hatherell, Swindon, Wilts.
Dear Enid Blyton,
Our Club has a very jolly time. We call meetings, and have a password. All our Club does the “Famous Five” puzzle in the Magazine, and we all have your Magazine, and we like it very much. We have a collection and each bring a penny and when we have saved up enough, we buy things for our Club, such as sweets, biscuits, drinks and so on. That is all for now.
Yours sincerely, June Hatherell.

(I have chosen your good little letter, June, because it is typical of many excellent ones I get, giving me news of F.F. clubs. Your Club seems a very jolly one indeed.)


I normally talk about the letters in order but today I will skip to what is quite possibly the most important thing written in any of the letters pages. The surname of all (human) members of the Five is KIRRIN. Rosalind is obviously too polite to say that she (and clearly the hundreds of other children) has noticed the Kirrin/Barnard confusion and wants answers. But what a public service Rosalind has performed, getting her letter, and the answer published. I shall now be able to respond to anyone asking that question with a definitive answer, fully referenced with Blyton, E. (1955) “Our Letter Page”, Enid Blyton’s Magazine, 3(8), p. 13.

Meanwhile, Hugh’s letter gives us a brief insight into the lack of health and safety in 1955 whereby young boys were allowed to go off with the local vet and handle the scalpels and drugs and get kicked by injured horses… I’m kidding (mostly). I’m sure it was very interesting and educational for him and it would be lovely if he did become a vet.

It is nice to see a letter which talks about saving up money and spending it on the savers for once. (The generous donation letters are nice, too, of course, but this one was a pleasant surprise.) I like the sound of June’s club – hopefully the leader is less strict than Peter as it does seem to have a Secret Seven influence too.

 

 

 

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Five Have a Puzzling Time – a joint review

As I was working both Monday and Tuesday evening this week I felt like I didn’t want to start the next Famous Five book (Finniston Farm) on Sunday evening. Instead I suggested we try a Famous Five short story so we could finish it it one night.

I have the 1996 Red Fox paperback, the first time ever that all the stories had been gathered together in one volume, and it lives on one of Brodie’s bookshelves as there is no room on mine beside the hardbacks. You can just see it on the top shelf, the last book on the right.

 

For information on where these stories were first published see my series synopses – part one and part two. I have also reviewed the audio versions of these stories but focussed mostly on the voice acting and not the plots – part one and part two.

Despite those posts I’ve not really reviewed it in full. Reading it aloud made me notice a whole lot of things which I want to write down, and of course I have Brodie’s comments too, so I’ll include those as I go along.


An immediate adventure

Being a short story there is no time to waste on preliminary scene-setting. It begins with the girl already in bed at Kirrin Cottage, and by page 2 George sees a light on her island. “The adventure is beginning already,” Brodie said excitedly.

Of course George is furious and determined to set off right away, just as she was when Anne thought that she saw a light on Kirrin Island in the middle of the night in Five Have Plenty of Fun. 

Five Have Plenty of Fun (1955)

George sat up in her chair as if she had had an electric shock. “On Kirrin Island! Whatever do you mean? Nobody’s there. Nobody’s allowed there!”

“Well—I may have been mistaken,” said Anne. “I was so very sleepy. I didn’t hear the motor-boat go away. I just went back to bed.”

“You might have waked me, if you thought you saw a light on my island,” said George. “You really might!”

“If the boat’s ready, we’ll certainly go over to Kirrin Island today,” said George. “If any trippers are there I’ll send Timmy after them!”

Five Have a Puzzling Time (1960)

‘Anne! Quick, wake up! ANNE! Come and see! There’s a light shining out on Kirrin Island, a light, I tell you! Somebody’s there—on MY island! Anne, come and see!’

Anne sat up sleepily. ‘What’s the matter, George? What did you say?’

‘I said there’s a light on Kirrin Island! Somebody must be there—without permission too! I’ll get my boat and row out right now!’

George was very angry indeed, and Timmy gave a little growl. He would most certainly deal with whoever it was on the island!


The first investigation

As George has to go to the dentist (she was awake because of toothache) she can’t go to the island that morning. By page eight, the others have decided to go by themselves and find nobody there, but one of Anne’s sandals disappears when she takes them off for a paddle.

When George returns she insists that she and Timmy go as Timmy will obviously succeed where the cousins failed.

This, unfortunately became the beginning of a lot of repetitiveness in the story. It is only 46 pages long and they spend around 19 of those pages searching the island for the maker of the mysterious light.

On the first visit they sensibly they rule out anyone’s presence as there’s no boat, but Julian, Anne and Dick have a good look around anyway.

This only lasts a few pages and yet there are at least three inconsistencies with the rest of the series. Blyton wasn’t above making mistakes across the series, like having a room whole then the roof falling in then it being whole again, but three in almost as many pages is fairly poor. Five Go to Demon’s Rocks was published the year after this story, and I don’t think it shares the same faults, so I’m not sure we can put it down to the onset of her dementia. Perhaps the short story format made her rush?

Anyway, the inconsistencies are:

The jackdaws came down from the tower, and chacked loudly round them in a very friendly manner. Some of them flew down to the children’s feet, and walked about as tame as hens in a farm yard.

The jackdaws have always been very flighty, and were a sign that anyone had walked near them if they flew into the air. They do fly into the air soon after this and Julian asks what startled them. There’s no suggestion in any other book that the jackdaws know the Five and are so tame around them.

We’ll go up the old broken-down tower steps as far as we can, shall we? We might see something there—perhaps a lantern.

But in Five on a Treasure Island it’s established that you couldn’t do any such thing.

‘Was there an upstairs to the castle, George?’

‘Of course,’ said George. ‘But the steps that led up are gone. Look! You can see part of an upstairs room there, by the jackdaw tower. You can’t get up to it, though, because I’ve tried. I nearly broke my neck trying to get up. The stones crumble away so.’

And the Anne says;

What a lovely little island this is—and how lucky George is to own it. I wish I had an island belonging to my family, that I could call my own.

Obviously quite forgetting that George has shared her island with her cousins and says it belongs to all of them now.


The mystery deepens

In the brief interlude between visits to the islands (for lunch, of course) the Kirrin Cottage cook has reverted to being Joan rather than Joanna – except for one time where George calls her Joan. Interestingly the Faded Page version has it as Joanna each time – although they often admit to making “corrections” as they digitise it.

That’s not the real mystery, though. Joan/na is demanding to know where her oranges and grapes have gone, and Timmy’s dog biscuits. Then George noticies some chocolates missing from a box.

There has been a thief at Kirrin Cottage and Timmy didn’t notice!?


Back to the island

Another search of the island and the repetition really begins.

Naturally George wants to check for a boat as well.

George circled it deftly in the boat, being anxious herself to see that no one had hidden a boat anywhere. She pointed to where a great mass of brown seaweed had piled up on the west shore.

‘See what the wind did when we had that terrific gale on Tuesday—brought in masses of seaweed again! Now we’ll have an awful smell when it dries out!

Despite having hidden their own boat with seaweed twice, none of them wonder if the trespasser has done the same, but I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that perhaps the piles weren’t quite boat-sized.

The jackdaws fly off again, perhaps startled by someone, again.

In new content Anne finds some orange peel and a grape pip, asking ‘Does that ring a bell, anyone?’ Brodie, excitedly, shouted “Yes, yes it does, Joanna’s oranges and grapes!”

Julian does what I’m beginning to notice he does second best (after being bossy) which is to instantly and incorrectly dismiss the others’ ideas, this one being that someone stole fruit from Kirrin Cottage and brought it to the island.

However, the find of the dog biscuits proves Dick was right.

Timmy, sadly, is fairly useless, as he picks up several trails and loses them – the longest one ending at the seaweed. (Mind you, it makes me wonder why he didn’t find the entrance to Uncle Quentin’s workroom in Kirrin Island Again, I suppose Uncle Q might have crisscrossed the island, but his strongest scent should have led right to the fireplace!) This made the search feel rather repetitive and hopeless.

The Five sit down and the overly tame jackdaws visit them again, along with the rabbits this time. As they are distracted by a rabbit which has been pecked by a jackdaw they fail to notice their biscuits and chocolate being stolen. Apparently even Timmy didn’t hear a thing. I find that really hard to believe, that anyone could walk up right behind them and take their things without Timmy noticing. He follows the trail again, but loses it at a tree.

The next bit of poor continuity is actually in Demon’s Rocks as the Five entirely fail to remember/mention the boy with the monkey who predates Tinker and his monkey by a year! Perhaps Bobby and Chippy inspired Tinker and Mischief as she realised a monkey would be amusing alongside Timmy – though of course Miranda and Looney had already been causing hilarity for over ten years.

Thankfully there are no more trails just a monkey to follow, and he leads them to his owner and his dog who are, hardly surprising, under the seaweed.


The ending

In my opinion the ending dragged on for far too long. Given that the story is 46 pages long, and they find the culprit on around page 30, there really was no need to take 15 pages – nearly a third of the book – to round it off. It felt like the end of the final Lord of the Rings film!

Bobby has run away because his Granpop said he’d have Chummy (the dog) put down a he bit someone. They take him back to Kirrin Cottage where (after some debate) he is allowed to stay the night, and he is firmly told by the Five that he has to train Chummy properly if he cares about him. A valid point and important lesson – but it needn’t have taken 15 pages and so much talking.


Five really do have a puzzling time

Aside from the number of times ‘following the trail’ and similar variations on the phrase were used, and the dozens of times the word seaweed appeared, the Five were also extremely puzzled.

‘Well—we’ll walk round the island and examine the rocks sticking up here and there,’ said Dick, puzzled about the jackdaws, too.

‘Of course!’ said Julian. ‘This is a puzzle! What do we do next?’

Why? George was puzzled.

‘Nor did Tim—or he would have barked,’ said George, really puzzled.

Timmy was already sniffing, looking very puzzled indeed.

‘Well, let’s hunt round a bit again,’ said Julian, more puzzled than ever.

‘Of course!’ said Julian. ‘This is a puzzle! What do we do next?’

They sat sucking the barley sugars, really puzzled.

Timmy was as puzzled as the children.


Final thoughts

Brodie listened pretty intently to the adventurous parts but he definitely got a bit restless once Bobby was found and it became a bit boring. I asked him if he enjoyed it and he said no, he couldn’t bear it not having any chapters. As a single story it is probably about two or three regular chapters long, so not too bad to read in one go, assuming one third of it doesn’t drag.

I thought the basic premise wasn’t bad – but it could have been a much shorter, tighter story. We didn’t need George to have a sore tooth, and the cousins to go first, thus exploring the island twice. We didn’t need so much toing and froing with poorly excused uselessness from Timmy. Yes the seaweed smell would have made it harder for them to find the trespassers but not to the extent of the trouble they had!

Aside from that, the idea that Bobby floated to the island on an air bed with a spade for an oar, rather stretched plausibility. We are told over and over that it is very hard to land on Kirrin Island. The local fishermen can manage it, and obviously the baddies do a few times, but a young boy on an air bed? Obviously George’s pride over her special ability to be the ‘only one’ to land on her island is exaggerated by her, but come on.

Sadly the illustrations in the Red Fox edition are poor – or at least poorly printed with very dashed lines. Brodie was horrified! I explained that it was a different illustrator and he wanted to know why Enid Blyton hadn’t drawn them this time…

It wasn’t all bad, though. The characters were well written, as they always are, George was perfectly George-ish in her fury at someone being on her island, and although it was a short story there was some nice moments like below.

‘Cheer up. We’ll all go and hunt over the island again this afternoon—and I expect you’ll find a couple of pirates, two or three robbers, a shipwrecked sailor, a …’

George gave a sudden grin. ‘Shut up, you idiot. Don’t take any notice of me for a bit. I’ll be all right soon.’


 

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Monday #575

Apart from going to work I have barely left the house in the past weeks due to a certain spotty little boy. We did get out at the weekend for a walk in the woods, though, where we experienced sun, rain, hail, strong wind and a double rainbow. So, a typical Spring day, really.

Five Have a Puzzling Time – a joint review

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Letters to Enid part 46

I’m a little behind but I thought it was still worth mentioning that the second new Famous Five episode is now available to watch. It sounds even less like the books than the first one did, though!

When Uncle Quentin’s life’s work is stolen from Kirrin Cottage, the Famous Five take the night train to Scotland and are drawn into a deadly game of espionage, theft and deceit.

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Rating the Famous Five titles part 2

Continuing now with the remaining half of the books. Part one can be found here.


Five Have a Wonderful Time

Again, this could literally apply to all 21 books – probably why it is one of the titles I always mix up.

You might say Hang on, George didn’t have a wonderful time when she was kidnapped two books earlier or the same about Dick three books earlier, but all Five get locked in a tower in this one and left overnight! Despite the various dangers and tough times the Five face they always have a wonderful time on their adventures.

This doesn’t give you the tiniest clue about what the book contains – but I imagine that all children needed to see was that it was a Famous Five book and that was enough to sell it to them. I wonder, though, if faced with half a dozen Fives at a bookshop or library, which titled would get picked up first? I’m betting titles like Smuggler’s Top or Treasure Island would be looked at before something as vague as Wonderful Time.

Five Go to Faynights might have been better – it’s less vague and Faynights is an interesting, attractive-sounding place.


Five Go Down to the Sea

I think that this one is reasonably descriptive. They do spent a lot of time by the sea at Kirrin, of course, but they don’t really go down there. They do go to the coast for Demon’s Rocks, but not for bathing/beaches.

My only issue is that they barely spend any time by the sea! Compared to most Kirrin adventures where their bathing suits are barely off (Adventuring Again notwithstanding for obvious reasons), in Sea they go to the beach and swim exactly one time.

Tremannon Farm is not even that close to the sea! They have to walk a long way to Yan’s Grandad’s hut to even see the Sea.

So it’s descriptive but to me, it feels like it doesn’t really accurately tell you what the book is going to be about.

Five Go to Tremannon Farm would have worked (and Finniston Farm hadn’t been written yet, so it wasn’t a case of not wanting two Farm titles) or Five and the Wrecker’s Way would have been a really appealing title.

⭐⭐


Five Go to Mystery Moor

Finally, another good one! A title can only convey so much, but while we don’t know what or where Mystery Moor is I know it’s something that sounds intriguing.

 

It’s better than Five Stay at the Stables or Five Sleep in a Quarry! But we could have had Five Get Lost in the Mist!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Have Plenty of Fun

At the risk of sounding repetitive this could also apply to all the books. I also get muddled on this one quite often. One good way to try to remember it is to say Five have Plenny of Fun, like Berta would.

What else could we call it, though? Five and the Mistaken Identity (sounds a bit Hardy Boys, and could also apply to Get Into Trouble.), Five Meet Berta, er, Leslie, er, Jane, Five Lose George (Again)? Nothing is jumping out at me – so suggestions, please!


Five on a Secret Trail

I don’t have any issues identifying this title, though it’s not that descriptive now I think about it. The Five actually follow a lot of secret trails. But it does tell us that they go hunting for something and Secret Trail sounds mysterious and intriguing.

Other possible titles could be Five and the Mad Boy! or Five and the Stone Slab (of a Particular Size). 

⭐⭐⭐


Five Go to Billycock Hill

It’s nice and clear which book this is from the title. I’m not sure, however, how appealing this title is.

Even in the late fifties when this was published a Billycock hat (which I’ve literally just discovered is a nickname for a bowler hat, even though having Googled it before I had thought how much it looked like a bowler hat!) was a hundred years old and about twenty years out of style (unless you were a city gent, apparently). How many 7-10 year olds in 1957 knew what a Billycock hat was?

I suppose it is an interesting sounding name for a hill which might spark an interest in the book itself.

As the farm and caves are also Billycocks there’s no use switching to either of them for a title. The only other option is something like Five and the Missing Pilots which gives away perhaps a bit too much, or Five and the Run(ned) Away Pigling?

⭐⭐⭐


Five Get Into a Fix

While in reality this is another thesaurus-ed version of Five Get Into Trouble I don’t actually have any trouble identifying the book. I’m not sure why the Fix title sticks in my head but as soon as I read it I can see Eileen Soper’s Five frolicking in the snow.

In terms of appeal and descriptiveness this should really be a one star book. But as I kind of like the title I have to give it more.

Instead I suppose we could have had Five Go to Magga Glen? Or Five Go Ski-ing (hyphenated like it is in the books), though that sounds silly with the picture of them tobogganing on the cover. Perhaps Eileen Soper would have drawn them skiing, of course, had the title been different. Five Go Tobogganing is a bit of a mouthful.

In making my own version of the cover I noticed for the first time that the title letter have snow on them! How many times have I looked at it and not noticed that? I tried to replicate it the best I could in my version.

⭐⭐


Five On Finniston Farm

Surely an easy title for any reader to identify – unless they think of Tremannon Farm and get confused. While the Five must visit dozens of farms in the books – they have to get their food somewhere! – few are named, and they only stay at two.

While many of us love Blyton’s other farm stories (Willow Farm, Cherry Tree Farm, Buttercup Farm, Mistletoe Farm and so on) they are generally adventurous in a different way to the Famous Five. The fact that this is Five On makes it attractive to fans of the Famous Five, and tells us that this will be more than learning about nature and dealing with poachers. I also think that Finniston is a suitably interesting name for a farm and therefore book title.

 

What other options could we have had? The castle is not even ruined, it’s plain gone so it’s no good putting that in the title.

Five and the Obnoxious Americans? Blyton never really make it in the United States but probably not a great idea to alienate them from the title alone!

⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Go to Demon’s Rocks

This is a thrilling title, I think. It makes it very clear which book in the series it is, and Demon’s Rocks sounds mysterious and dangerous. It might have been nice to squeeze Lighthouse into the title, but the lighthouse is on the cover and so it isn’t really needed.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Have a Mystery to Solve

Our last extremely vague title. The Five manage to straddle the adventure/mystery genre quite successfully. Although they are not solving a crime/disappearance/strange happening in every book in the organised clue-hunting way that the Five Find-Outers or Secret Seven do, they are often trying to find out what’s going on. This means that they more or less solve a mystery in every book.

In short, this title doesn’t identify which book it is, nor does it tell us anything specific about what to expect from this book.

Five On/Go to Whispering Island would have been much better, even if it does give away the fact that they end up on the island when they didn’t plan to.


Five Are Together Again

Whilst this is fairly vague – the Five are together, again, in every book but the first! – I think as this is the last book in the series the Together Again sounds quite poignant. It’s not really a reunion, though it is a year on since the previous book, but just the Five having one last (somewhat feeble) hurrah.

Alternatives might have been Five Go to Big Hollow, Five Camp in a Field, Five and the Circus?

⭐⭐


There we are – my opinions on all the titles along with alternative titles of varying quality. Let me know your thoughts and if you have any better ideas, and I’ll compile a final list of titles in another post.

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March 2024 round up

It feels like ages since I wrote the February round up – but we are over a week into April I suppose.


What I read

What I have read:

  • How to Date Your Dragon (Mystic Bayou #1) – Molly Harper
  • A Sister’s Wish (Yorkshire Blitz #2) – Donna Douglas
  • Studies (Maggie Adair #4) – Jenny Colgan
  • Boy of Chaotic Making (Whimbrel House #3) – Charlie N Holmberg
  • The Island of Adventure
  • And the Rest is History (Chronicles of St Mary’s #8) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Love Hypothesis – Ali Hazelwood
  • Five on a Secret Trail
  • Twenties Girl – Sophie Kinsella
  • The Briarmen – Joseph A Chadwick
  • A Daughter’s Hope (Yorkshire Blitz #3) – Donna Douglas

I ended the month still working through:

  • Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
  • Witches & Words (Library Witch Mystery #4) – Elle Adams
  • A Brief Atlas of the Lighthouses at the End of the World – Gonzalez Macias
  • Five Go to Billycock Hill
  • The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires (Half Moon Hollow #4) – Molly Harper

What I watched

  • We are up to ER season 8 now, and I also went back to The Crown and watched series 6 which I’d completely forgotten about. I think it dropped in two parts and I was waiting on part 2 before I watched it – but that was in December!
  • Tuesday nights we watched The Lost City (with Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum) and Crossroads (with Britney Spears).
  • With Brodie I think I half-watched the first Ant-Man movie, and definitely ET. (It’s really annoying that Disney+ doesn’t keep a log of what you’ve watched as if I don’t write it down I often forget!) I think Ewan and I also watched The Marvels.

What I did

  • I had a hen party where I got to make a floral wreath which now hangs on my front door.
  • I built my mother’s day Lego set – a Dobbie figure
  • We had our first (and only, so far) afternoon in the garden as it was actually warm enough to sit outside, and as it was Easter Sunday we rolled our eggs (well, we sort of lobbed them at the greeny poles, but the important thing is that they broke so we could start eating them.)
  • And lastly I failed to believe Brodie when he told me he had another gap in his teeth. In my defense it hadn’t been wobbly before this and it just disappeared! We think he swallowed it with his breakfast.

 


How was your March?

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Monday #574

I’m back after our few days away – where we had mixed weather. One day of clouds and intermittent rain, one day of constant rain, one day which started out sunny and warm (no coats needed!) then became windy and cold, and on our last day, snow. I kid you not.

We made the most of it anyway, despite the weather. We are in for a lot more rain the next few days but tomorrow we will be staying home anyway as Brodie has, quite inconveniently, come down with chicken pox.

March round up

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Rating the Famous Five titles part 2

Nothing ground-breaking but there is a new article out about the filming of series 5 of Malory Towers.

The key point for me is that there’s a new matron. This could be a real shame as I love Ashley McGuire and think she’s the best ‘made up’ part of the show.

 

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Rating the Famous Five titles

A recent comment on the blog has inadvertently inspired this post. A regular reader pointed out that I had written Five Have a Wonderful Time when I actually meant Five Fall Into Adventure. It wasn’t that I had confused the plots of the two books, but I had confused the titles. Wonderful Time, Fall Into Adventure along with Plenty of Fun are particularly vague titles which give no clue as to the plot of the stories and are the three I mix up the most.

And so, while walking to work one morning after the comment politely pointing out my error I started writing (in my head) a review of all the Famous Five book titles complete with star ratings. As is always the case my written review will never match the witty brilliance of what I can come up with when I have no pen and paper, but I’ll do my best here.

I’ll also try to come up with some alternative titles – though this is very hard and I don’t think I can actually come up with anything better!


Five on a Treasure Island

I think there are a few things that are important about a book title – besides being catchy. One is that it should give prospective readers an inkling of what the book will be about, and the other is that it should be sufficiently descriptive to differentiate it from other books in a series, or from the same author.

Five on a Treasure Island does both of these things. While the children visit Kirrin island several other times in the series it is only the first book where there is treasure to be found.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Go Adventuring Again

This is a rather vague title. Given that the Five have twenty adventures after Treasure Island, this could really apply to any of those!

I don’t have an issue remembering this one, for some reason. Perhaps as it’s only book two and I can confidently name the order of books 1-6, though the rest I wouldn’t remember in order.

Is there a better title? I’m not very good at coming up with titles but perhaps Five Have a Winter Adventure? Five Get Snowed In? Five Go Up Against a Thief? We are  a bit limited if we want to stick to the Five Go/Have/On/Get format. Otherwise how about Five and the Stolen Papers?

One thing we have to consider is that Blyton only intended the series to run for six books. Although this doesn’t help greatly with telling prospective readers what the book is about it would have helped with keeping the titles straight in our minds. Of course Blyton was such a phenomenon that by book two I’m sure children would have read Five Have a Mildly Interesting Time, Five Play Chess or Five Go to the Shops anyway.

With that in mind, Five Go Adventuring Again would score more highly had the series ended with book six. Thankfully for us it didn’t.

⭐⭐


Five Run Away Together

This is definitely less vague. Although the Five do go off all sorts of places together this is the only time they do it in secret, the only time they actually run away. (The Five all have loving parents and comfortable homes – what on earth could they be running away from? I imagine children crying on first seeing this title.)

This could have been called Five on Kirrin Island Again, really, as it is probably the book with the second-most amount of time spent on the island. However run away is more evocative of the plot.

⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Go to Smuggler’s Top

A perfect title. Enough said?

You know I can’t miss an opportunity to expound on my favourite book from the series. It’s a simple title, telling you they go somewhere called Smuggler’s Top. This title makes it perfectly clear which plot goes with it, and the mere mention of smugglers is sure to attract readers.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Go Off in a Caravan

Our third Go title. It’s not terribly vague – although the Five stay in caravans in (let me think for a moment…) Wonderful Time they go to the caravans, not Go Off in them.

The only issue is that there are two caravans. Five Go Off in Caravans, admittedly, doesn’t have the same ring to it, but that’s probably because I’ve been reading the real title for over 30 years. Had the book come out as In Caravans I’m sure it would sound perfectly fine to me.

⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five on Kirrin Island Again

While this doesn’t exactly describe the plot in detail, I’m struggling to think of anything else that would work. Five and the Underground Explosives? Five and the Undersea Tunnel? Five Save Kirrin Island?

As this was meant to be the final book of the series it probably worked quite well as it is – beginning with Treasure Island and ending on the island again. The Again also makes a pattern with Adventuring Again.

However, with ? more books featuring visits to Kirrin Island it isn’t the most unique title.

⭐⭐⭐⭐


Five Go Off to Camp

This one does half a good job at telling us what the book is about. The Five indeed go camping, or rather off to camp to fit in with the (varying) format of the other book titles.

However, they do camp in several books. If you’re only classifying camping as staying in tents then they do this in Get Into Trouble, Secret Trail, Billycock Hill and Together Again, though they sleep out in ruined rooms, caves, cellars, and quarries in at least four other books.

What are our other options then?

Five and the Spook Train? 

Five and the Black-Marketeers?

Five Go Off to Camp by a Haunted Railway?

I can’t think of anything that really fits the loose style for the titles (there are no Five and the Blank titles in the original run, but I’m sure there are some in the Claude Voiler continuations).

⭐⭐⭐


Five Get Into Trouble

Despite describing the plot of practically every single Famous Five book, I generally know which one this is. For some reason the cover of the Knight Paperback comes firmly into mind when I see the title and I know that the gates are at Owl’s Dene and therefore which story it is.

I suppose they didn’t want to call it Five Go to Owl’s Dene because that would give away too much as the Five work out where Dick has been taken.

Five Get Kidnapped? Short, snappy, and mostly accurate. Dick is certainly kidnapped. The others more or less do break into Owl’s Dene and are held against their will – but is that strictly kidnapping? (Research tells me that no, it is not as kidnapping involves carrying someone away – it would be false imprisonment however. But as we had Caravan and not Caravans earlier, then I’m sure the inaccuracy of kidnapping would be allowed.)

Five and the Black Bentley? KMF 102 is a fairly iconic and memorable part of the book after all. Or Five and the Escaped Prisoner? perhaps that gives too much away. I know – Five Go Off on Their Bikes! 


Five Fall Into Adventure

As I said at the top of this post, this is one of the titles I regularly mix up. The Five fall into adventure 21 times, this could be literally any book – it’s as if Blyton took the previous title and ran it through a thesaurus.

Five Tumble Into Peril
Five Plunge Into Intrigue
Five Get Into a Spot of Bother
Five Don’t Go Looking For Trouble.

You get the idea.

I try to remember that Timmy FALLS from the cliff into the sea near the end of the book, and picture the dust jacket image of that scene to help but I can’t always remember to do this.

This title neither tells you (specifically) what the book is about, nor does it really help you recall it afterwards.

So what could this one be called?

If we chose Five Get Kidnapped to replace Five Get Into Trouble, we could have Only Two of the Five Gets Kidnapped This Time?… Five Minus Two? Or perhaps Five On a Wild Goose Chase? If we didn’t have to have Five at the start we could call it Jo Saves the Day!


Five on a Hike Together

This one is just about descriptive enough. The Five do go on lots of explorations but this is their only walking holiday. It doesn’t tell you an awful lot about what to expect, but the alternatives like Five Go to Gloomy Water/Two TreesFive on a Treasure Lake, Five Search for the Saucy Jane all give away a bit too much and would spoil some of the impact of the first reading of Two Trees. Gloomy Water. Saucy Jane. And Maggie knows. 

⭐⭐⭐


Do you agree, or disagree, with any of my ratings? Do you have any better ideas for possible titles? Let me know in the comments below!

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Monday #572

I nearly decided to have a week off from blogging this week, as I have come down with that feels like my hundredth lurgy of 2024. (It’s probably only the fourth or fifth, but it is only March!) However I will probably be taking next week off as it’s the school holidays and we will be away for a couple of nights. I just hope we finally get some better weather.

At risk of sounding like an intrepid explorer writing a diary that will be found years later alongside my body – Temperatures are regularly below freezing. Continual rain makes the outside world a miserable, inhospitable place. Snow is forecast tonight. I have forgotten what sunshine looks like.

OK so I’m not Scott and this is not the Antarctic, so I may be exaggerating a smidge. I just really need a bit of warmth and sunshine!

Rating the titles of the Famous Five books

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Letters to Enid part 46

A comment on an recent post suggested the Sue Welford series Adventures with George and Timmy/Just George for Brodie after we finish the Famous Five. While looking for something to highlight here I happened across this interview with none other than Sue Welford!

An interview with Sue Welford – Author of the Just George Series

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Fan fic Friday: Bill and Allie’s great adventure chapter 5

Parts one, two, three and four for anyone who needs to catch up.

Jack nudged Philip sharply in the side, careful not to let Dinah see what he was doing, then made a show of scratching the side of his neck, trying to let the other boy know that there was a whiskered nose poking out the collar of his white shirt. 

Philip hastily dislodged the mouse from his collar, feeling its little paws scrabbling down his front as it looked for another comfortable spot, giving Dinah a winning smile as she looked at him suspiciously.

“Philip… you haven’t!” she hissed.

“Haven’t what?” he asked innocently.

“Mother told you that you weren’t to bring ANY pets with you today!”

“What makes you think,” began Philip. He was ready to remind her that sometimes Kiki just remembered old phrases and it absolutely didn’t mean that she had seen a mouse, when his new companion decided to betray him completely by darting out of his cuff to grab a large bread crumb off the table. As quickly as it had appeared it disappeared back in to eat its prize, but not before Dinah had seen it. “She didn’t say I couldn’t pick up any new ones today,” he called over his shoulder as he hurried from his seat, though he had spared a second to take his plate so he could refill it at the buffet.

Dinah glared at her brother and shuddered a little as she thought about the mouse that Philip must have picked up in the hall. What a beastly thing for him to do when he knew she didn’t like mice. 

“How tiresome,” she sighed, sitting back in her seat. “I suppose we shall have another mouse running about the house for the rest of the holiday.”

“At least it’s not a snake, or some sort of bug,” Lucy-Ann said in agreement. “But I don’t mind Philip’s mice friends. They are so sweet.”

“As long as Kiki doesn’t think that they are lunch,” Jack chuckled. He stroked Kiki where she rested on his shoulder.

“Keep that bird under control,” Bill said, appearing by the children and putting his hand on Jack’s shoulder. “Are you lot having a good time? Enough to eat?”

“Philip has just gone up for another plate of food,” Jack said jovially. “It really is a marvellous spread, Bill.”

“Everything is scrumptious,” Lucy-Ann agreed. “I can’t wait for the cake! Aunt Allie is very proud of it!”

“I vote that we give Philip a slice of the top tier,” said Dinah with a suspiciously bright smile.

“Be nice,” Bill warned her with a laugh, knowing that the top tier was actually made of cardboard decorated to look like cake, rationing not allowing for more than one tier even for a wedding.

Jack looked quizzically at them. “What’s wrong with the top layer? Did Aunt Allie mess up the recipe or something? You were just saying how pleased she was with it.”

Bill and Dinah both laughed, entirely unsurprised that Jack was oblivious. It wasn’t bird-related, after all. “It’s not cake,” Bill explained.

Jack leaned back in his chair, forcing it onto two legs as he strained for a better look. “It looks like cake,” he said at last.

Philip returned with his second plate laden with food. “You’ll split your head open, Mannering,” he barked, imitating their form-master, and even going as far as using his free hand to shove the back of Jack’s chair as the master regularly did.

The front legs of Jack’s chair slammed back down on the floor, making the cups and saucers of the table rattle. A few people looked around to discover the cause of the disturbance, and one or two at the same table began mopping up spilt tea and coffee.

Bill gave Philip a stern look, one that was mirrored by Mrs Cunningham. He then winked at his new wife, a wink that said he had it all in hand, and she returned to her conversation with Aunt Polly.

“Yes, Dinah,” he said carefully. “Make sure that Philip does get a slice from the top.”

“I was wondering when we’d get cake,” Philip said obliviously, thinking that his new mouse would probably enjoy some too.

“I’d be surprised if even you had room for cake after those enormous platefuls,” said Dinah, while Lucy-Ann sat quietly, her head turning back and forth like a spectator at a tennis match.

There was no real malice in their teasing, and she knew that Dinah was just trying to needle Philip for breaking the no pets rule. She wouldn’t cause a scene by tattling on him, but she would try to get even in other ways.

Still, Lucy-Ann didn’t like any tension between them, especially on such a happy day as this. She had been overjoyed, when, a few years earlier, Aunt Allie had taken her and Jack in, giving them a warm, loving home and a mother figure. Now she was to have a father figure too, and she couldn’t be happier. Just the thought of them all living together as a family in the next school holidays was enough to make her beam. 

Bill caught sight of her smiling face and grinned back at her. He was greatly fond of all the children, but Lucy-Ann in particular.

“The top tier is nice and light,” he said airily to Dinah before he moved on to speak to Anatoly, Johns and his other work colleagues, pausing only long enough to give Lucy-Ann a gentle squeeze on her shoulder.

“We’ll go and get the cake, once it’s cut,” Dinah said sweetly. “They should be ready to do that soon.”

It wasn’t long before there came the light sound of a fork hitting a glass to attract everyone’s attention and distract Philip from his thoughts of a third plate of food.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Bill said in a carrying tone. “Allie and I are about to cut the cake.”

Several people got to their feet and moved for a better view. “Keeping the top later for the christening?” one of Bill’s work friends called out teasingly as Allie removed it and set it to one side. 

Bill sent his colleague a glare as Allie blushed, and then quickly smiled again as Jack had raised his camera to capture the cake-cutting.

Deciding it would be too difficult to cut the cardboard layer and have it look convincing, Dinah decided to bring the whole top tier to the table. She checked first that her mother didn’t intend to use it again, then grabbed the spare knife that had been laid out.

She took the false cake, which really did look rather convincing, even up close, and put it down on the table close to Philip. “Don’t even think about cutting yourself a slice,” she said. “You’d cut massive slabs and there would be none left!” She knew that a direct order like that would be far more effective than asking her brother to do something, and so began to gather up the used plates and cutlery from the table. “Does anyone want a cup of tea with the cake?” she asked as she headed off.

Lucy-Ann had already collected four slices of cake from Mrs Cunningham and was over by the tea urn. Dinah joined her and together they watched as Philip picked up the knife and attempted to cut the cake. They saw his confusion as the top bent in a little, but did not cut. 

Anatoly watched him try again and smothered a laugh. Johns reached out and, with one large hand, lifted the cake off the plate. “Hey,” Philip objected before Johns solemnly turned it upside down and put it back, showing off the hollow interior.

Everyone began to laugh. “Dinah! Where are you, you beast!” called Philip.

“I told you not to cut the cake,” Dinah reminded him, passing him a real piece of cake as a peace offering.  

“Well it’s not cake,” Philip said, his crossness tempered by the generous slice of real cake on his plate. 

“Look, Kiki’s even more confused than you were,” Lucy-Ann said, distracting from the disagreement. They all turned to watch the parrot who had fluttered off Jack’s shoulder to examine the hollow cardboard cake, eventually pushing it off the edge of the table in disgust.

“Naughty bird,” Jack said, tapping her on the beak before picking up the decorated piece of cardboard. Kiki rustled her wings. “Poor old Kiki, poor old Kiki.”

The rest of the reception went off without a hitch, and once all the guests had left Bill drove Allie home and Anatoly brought the children. Bill had already moved most of his belongings into Allie’s house, it was larger and they didn’t want to unnecessarily disrupt the children’s lives. All that was left was some larger pieces of furniture and the few things he had needed for the morning of the wedding. 

“Now children, I don’t want to hear any arguments this evening,” Aunt Allie warned as they tumbled indoors, Anatoly following more sedately behind. He was to stay over in order to drive the children to the train station in the morning to begin their journeys back to school. Luckily the boys’ and girls’ schools resumed on the same day this term. “Everything should already be packed and all that should be left out are your wash bags and uniforms for tomorrow.” 

They all nodded tiredly. Lucy-Ann stumbled a little as she moved towards the stairs but Anatoly caught her before she could fall over. She smiled and thanked him before heading upstairs with the others to bed.

“They are going to be hard to wake in the morning I bet,” Bill said with a shake of his head.

It wasn’t the traditional sort of wedding night, not with four children, one parrot, one mouse and one junior agent/surrogate nephew clattering around the house preparing for bed, but once the children, parrot and mouse safely off to school Bill and Allie would be off to France for their honeymoon.

Allie just hoped that Bill wouldn’t drag her into another adventure this time. Getting married had been adventure enough!

The end

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Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 4

While in real-time we are on to Five on a Secret Trail, in blog-time it’s time for what Brodie said about books 6 & 7.


Five on Kirrin Island Again

We went straight onto this book the night after finishing Five Go Off in a Caravan. Gone are the days of reading anything else in between Famous Five books (which we only did once, actually, after the first one.)

My copy has the reprint dust jacket shown on the left, so unfortunately I couldn’t play ‘spot the error on the jacket’ with Brodie. Maybe someday I’ll show him a picture of it online and see what he says.

We were looking at the end papers before we started reading, and he said that the two other people must be “The Sticks, they must have escaped from prison!” The Sticks really must have made quite an impression on him!

When the Five can’t find Uncle Quentin on the island Brodie was certain that they would find him at the top of the tower. But he imagined the tower to be made of planks of wood painted green. It’s so cute how he keeps explaining to me that “I picture it when you’re reading it to me, so I see it in my head.”

The weeds around the dungeon stone took him a minute to understand, but he did get it in the end particularly that Uncle Quentin couldn’t get back out if it was shut.

His new theories became that that a) Uncle Quentin was wandering around the island the whole time and they just kept missing each other and b) that Uncle Quentin went down the well into the dungeon, and used a crane from a fishing boat to lower down his supplies.

For some reason this led us on to talking about escape rooms, which I had to explain to him. His response was “I’d get out easy. I’d just press on all the panels until I found a secret passage.” When telling this to Stef we had the brainwave that we should open an Enid Blyton themed escape room – in 2037, of course, when her copyrights expire.

Impressively he guessed that the man parachuted from a plane onto the island, and even more so he caught the mistake about the room being whole/fallen in/whole again. I feel SO vindicated in having listed my nitpicks in reviews, knowing that even a six year old (so well under the cut of of 12 that Blyton had for disregarding criticism) could spot some of them!

To balance things out he also believed that George would easily let Timmy stay with Quentin, and then that Quentin would let her stay with him. So he’s about 50/50 with his responses.

The next night he asked “When is the adventure going to begin?” Clearly this one’s more of a slow burner.

The night after that he was home late after a birthday party, and in bed late, so we skipped story time. But he woke up after half an hour having had a bad dream. So we talked about what nice dream he could have – and we settled on the Famous Five looking for treasure.

Either he just imagined a story before he fell asleep, or he really did have a Famous Five dream as he told me it all he next morning on the way to school. I did my best to accurately type it up when I got home half an hour later:

Anne and George were at the train station when Julian and Dick arrived “HI JULIAN, HI DICK!” they shouted, (and then my brain repeated that bit). They took the pony cart to Kirrin Cottage and one of them said “Maybe there’s treasure under our beds!” Aunt Fanny laughed and said “Maybe there is!”… (then there was something about going on a pirate ship to the island, but they came back), and Timmy sniffed around under the stairs and then the stairs lifted up and there was a deep, deep hole under there! Julian went down first, and there were iron staples for his feet, but then there were beams (that’s another word for staples, Mummy), and he kept going down, but then the beams ran out and he had to come up and get a rope. So we went down again but when he got near the bottom there wasn’t enough air. So they went to a scuba shop and bought… (I said “tanks of air”) Yes, tanks of air, but they sold all the swimming stuff, it was a trick you see. Then they went back to the cottage but I lost the dream and decided to dream about dragons…

The next time we read he was still annoyed by the mistake of the room with a roof. He got cross and wanted me to change what I read to a fallen-in room so it was right.

When George got into the undersea tunnel he got a bit scared and needed me to put my arm around him. And at the end of the chapter he really really begged for more because he needed to know what happened, but we’d already done four chapters so that was it.

He thought that Uncle Quentin should give the men the book to stop them from blowing up the island.

When “something” gets in through the window and comes upstairs to jump on Julian’s bed he shouted “It’s Timmy!” (Correct, one point). “He must have got in the boat and come back.” (Ummm no… no points there )

As Stef said: Timmy is good, but he’s not that good.

I later mentioned this to Ewan and his response was that maybe a dog could lean over the side and paddle with his paws – so what hope has Brodie got?

Anyway, sticking with Timmy, Brodie had to think about it for a minute but he figured Timmy was taking them to the quarry and quickly from that figured the undersea tunnel connected up to there.

He did think that two bad men were the same as from the first book though (they are pretty generic bad guys to be fair), and that the reason they didn’t come out at the quarry is that they were still trying to blow up the island.

This became his favourite book in the series (so far the most recent one has always been his favourite) and we talked about how this one was meant to be the last one but the fans begged for more. I explained that 21 was last as Blyton wasn’t so well and had trouble remembering things then.

“Like the room with a roof or no roof?”

He just couldn’t let that drop! That led to me explaining her whole “cinema screen” process for writing which he found pretty interesting.

He then said “We’ll start the next one tomorrow night… but what will we read after we’ve finished them all?” 

Around the time we were reading this we visited St Andrews and we spotted these iron staples in the wall. He pretended to be one of the Famous Five, having an adventure.

“If we lived in that house I’d pretend to be the Famous Five all the time and I’d go up and down those staples every day.”

He’d be Julian of course and he made me George (having already accused me yesterday of having a temper like George because I’d told him off for jumping on our bed) and Ewan gets to be Dick. He wasn’t bothered about not having an Anne, but he was bothered about Timmy who we decided would have to be played by a toy from home.


Five Go Off to Camp

Again we were straight on to the next book the next night. He was very excited when he realised they were going camping.

At the end of chapter two when they all fall asleep he said “I bet when they wake up in the morning they won’t remember they’re on holiday.” I love how he’s picked up on that little detail – one of them does it in practically every book!

And indeed Julian did not disappoint us:

He sat up and wondered where he was and who was calling. Of course! He was in his tent with Dick—they were camping on the moors.

While he said didn’t know what it was, he didn’t think that Anne was sitting on a volcano. After it turned out to be a train he admitted that he thought it might have been a geyser.

anne, five go off to camp

One evening he was absolutely begging and begging for more chapters because he wanted, had, to know if the boys went and if they saw a spook train. But, he added “someone must be driving it because ghosts. Aren’t. Real.”

I ran into a real Scottish problem here, as Jock had to have a Scottish accent. A) he’s called Jock and B) he has a Scottish accent on the cassette tape I had as a child. You may wonder what the problem was, as being Scottish, you’d think I could do a Scottish accent nae bathir.

That literally is the problem. I have a Scottish accent. So the Five, despite me trying to be a little less broad and a little more neutral of voice, still sound pretty Scottish. So how could I make Jock stand out as actually Scottish? By doing an extra-Scottish accent. A real och aye the noo one. Which then I had to replicate in softer tones for Mrs Andrews and harsher ones for Mr Andrews.

At one point Anne goes to check their tents are “untouched” when they get back. “I bet they’re been touched,” said Brodie. And also “I think the spook trains going to take them away and when they get off they’ll be in ghost land.” He was a bit scared when the shepherd was talking about the spook trains.

Funnily he (for a while at least) he was saying “jumping jiminies” when anything was surprising.

He suggested that the spook train had broken down the wall between the tunnels and gone in there – which is really not that far off the solution.

I had to explain how they could walk over the tunnel because he was picturing a curved tunnel above ground level – I blame the toy train sets with tunnels like that (especially because I have a hard time not picturing the same thing!)

Stef asked me if I had to explain why they could walk on the rails, to which the answer was no, he didn’t ask me about that. I did have to explain about the niches in the side for workers, though.

Other Famous Five things he said that evening:

“Mummy, do you love books or do you hate books?”

Obviously I said I love them.

“But you haven’t read all the ones on your shelves have you!?”

Before I could defend myself he started talking again.

“Do you know my favourite books?… CHAPTER BOOKS. Because I love the Famous Five… why are they called the Famous Five? Are they famous… why Five though?”

I asked how many of them were there and he ran off to get a book to count the characters. He brought through Caravan.

“Have we read this one before? Oh good, I didn’t want to spoil it for myself.” He did count the Five as being five but argued that Timmy shouldn’t count as he’s a dog…

His next story idea was that someone had “programmed the spook train with coordinates to run to the yard and back with no-one driving it.” 

He asked why Anne didn’t fall down the vent on her way back across the tunnel top – well, she stayed on the path when George had left it to investigate the lump, but it’s a good question, as George ripped up a load of heather so you’d think Anne might have at least noticed it on her way back.

Camp was then his favourite book, but very closely followed by “The one with the tower where he smashes the windows at the end.”

His favourite part was that the men were playing a trick making everyone think it was a spook train when it was just an ordinary train.

Again he asked “When we’ve finished the Famous Five what are we going to read next???” 

 

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Monday #571

I briefly looked for something non-weather related to say this week but it’s difficult to find something Blytonian-related that isn’t already going into one of my upcoming posts.

So I’ll tell you that it’s actually sunny right now. Not only that but it’s above 5 degrees. I’m sure this is just a brief respite before yet more heavy rain, but I’ll take it while it lasts.

Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 4

and

Bill and Allie’s Great Adventure part 5

The Five experience the strange wailing noise along with blue, green and white lights floating in the sky outside the old cottage.

Dick felt the roots of his hair pricking. He leapt off the heather-bed and ran to the window. ‘Quick! Come and look at this!’ he cried. ‘What is it?’

They all crowded to the window, Timmy barking now as loudly as he could. In silence the others gazed at a very strange sight.

Difficult to convey blue and green lights in black-and-white, though. I showed Brodie this before I read out the next line and he was puzzled.

“Huh?… Snow?”

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Fan fic Friday: Bill and Allie’s Great Adventure chapter 4

In case you missed them:

Chapter one
Chapter two
Chapter three

It was a short and simple ceremony, but Bill wasn’t sure he would remember all of it. His hand shook slightly as he guided the ring onto Allie’s finger, but she seemed to be in control as she pushed his ring over his knuckle. 

As the registrar wound up, saying that they were now man and wife and that Bill could now kiss the bride, Kiki joined in with “Kiss the bride. Kiss the bird. God save the King!” at the top of her lungs before Jack could stop her. 

Bill paused, raised an eyebrow and said dryly, “You know, Kiki, old girl, I will certainly agree to God Save the King, and I certainly am going to kiss the bride, but I cannot be persuaded to kiss the bird!” 

The children giggled, even Jack who was bright red at Kiki’s interruption. There were a few laughs from the congregation. Bill looked at Allie and with a smile, added, “May I now kiss the bride?”

“Only as long as you keep to kissing the bride and not the bird,” teased Allie gently as he pulled her close for a kiss. Bill chuckled and gently kissed Allie as everyone else laughed at the exchange and clapped. 

Anatoly took over the photography from this point as Philip and Jack slipped out of the room to go and decorate the car with the tin cans and the signs they had made. The guests then began to make their way out of the registry office and down to the steps to shake confetti over Bill and Allie as they made their way to the car.

“I’ll get you two for this later,” Bill called warningly to Philip and Jack who were doubled over laughing at the look on his face. 

“Anatoly was in on it as well!” Jack called back as Bill shook a menacing fist, obviously trying to spread the blame around.

“Traitor!” Anatoly said, taking the camera from around his neck and, in Jack’s opinion, swinging it far too recklessly on its strap in retaliation. 

“Oi! Be careful with that!” Jack shouted as Anatoly pretended to almost drop his precious camera. 

“You’re in enough trouble as it is without destroying our wedding photos,” Bill reminded him, eyebrows raised. 

Anatoly smoothly handed the camera to Jack and then cuffed him on the ear while the boy’s hands were busy examining it for damage. 

“Shall we go before anyone else gets into trouble?” Allie asked, smothering a laugh. 

“Girls?” Bill looked at Dinah and Lucy-Ann, who although smiling at the boys’ antics, were keeping themselves apart from any of their nonsense. “There’s nothing you’d like to tell me, is there? No surprises lurking in the car or at the reception?”

“Of course not, Bill,” they chorused, the picture of innocence. He looked at them suspiciously and then shrugged. Bill knew that whatever the girls may have planned, it would be less embarrassing than the boys’ decorating of the car. He held the passenger door open for Allie before he got in himself, turned the key in the ignition, and waved to everyone as he drove off. 

Anatoly used Allie’s car to transport the children, Kiki and Allie’s aunt and uncle to the reception in the village hall, as she had insisted she was fine to drive herself and the girls to the registry office. Bill had paid a local catering company to set up and do the food and the wedding cake. It was worth the money so that Allie hadn’t had to make it all herself with her daily help. 

As they pulled up, Bill spotted the sign that the girls must have put up on the front of the hall. It was a nice sign, if not slightly embarrassing to have their union declared to everyone in the village. The sign read “Congratulations, Bill and Allie on your wedding!”.

Allie sighed and laughed, “I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised but at least it doesn’t make a noise!” 

Bill grunted and shook his head a little, and offered up the idea, “It’s the thought that counts?” 

Allie nodded and took his hand. “Indeed, and I think it just goes to show how fond they are of both of us that they want to show off that we have gotten married,” she said softly. “And they are just excited. Let them have their moment and don’t be so grumpy,” she teased. 

Bill lifted her hand to his lips and planted a kiss on the back of it. “You’re right of course,” he agreed. “I’m just not used to having things so out in the open. Come on then Allie, let’s go and make sure everything is how we want it before the hoards arrive!” 

The catering company had done a lovely job, and so there was little for them to do in the hall, but Allie went around checking everything nonetheless. They had only had a brief head start on the other guests, and soon everyone else was arriving. Most of the guests had walked the short distance over, but Anatoly took the car back to collect Bill’s older cousin and his wife.

“Is that everyone here?” Bill asked, doing a headcount after Anatoly’s passengers were inside, everyone having congratulated him and Allie again as they arrived.

“If there was anyone else they have missed their chance,” he said with a shrug.

Bill grinned. Including he and Allie there were 21 people and one bird in the hall. A small wedding by anyone’s standards but just the right number for them. Allie’s friends had come on their own – a girl’s night out they were calling it – and his colleagues had also come alone, so the numbers were fairly even for dancing later. 

In the meantime, the food was waiting. Bill cleared his throat noisily. “Thanks for coming, everyone. I know that at least some of you came mostly on the promise of food,” here he gave a raised eyebrow in the direction of his work colleagues, “so I declare the wedding breakfast open!”

“Hooray, I’m starved,” said Philip, heading straight for the plates at the end of the table before Aunt Polly caught his arm. 

“Let the bride and groom fill their plates first,” she scolded.

Despite the delay Philip still managed to be near the start of the queue. After piling his plate high with at least two of everything on offer he joined Jack, Dinah and Lucy-Ann at the end of one of the tables which formed three sides of an open square. Bill and Allie were in the middle of the top table but had said they weren’t going to fuss about seating arrangements, leaving it a free-for-all. 

After a minute Anatoly dropped into the chair beside him, but immediately turned towards Johns. Philip rolled his eyes. Once upon a time he and the others had been quite friendly with Anatoly but, especially if anyone else was around, they were apparently beneath him now. 

“Did Bill not eat this morning, or something?” he heard Anatoly ask his colleagues. “Only it is not breakfast-time, and this,” he indicated his plate of sandwiches and sausage rolls, “is not breakfast food.”

Johns and the other agents guffawed at the question.

“Not been to many weddings?” Johns asked, trying to keep a straight face.

“What?” Anatoly demanded. “What did I say?”

“It’s always a wedding breakfast,” Bentley explained. “Even if it’s at night. That’s just what they call it. Something to do with the bride and groom fasting before the wedding once upon a time, then breaking that fast with a meal after.”

Anatoly snorted. “People should just call things what they are.”

“But where’s the fun in that?” Thompson asked with a grin. This wasn’t the first time they’d had to educate Anatoly in the English language, despite him having grown up in London.

Dinah and Lucy-Ann were talking as they ate, but the boys were listening into the conversation next to them, wondering if they could glean any information on Anatoly’s high and mighty airs and graces now he was working less and less with Bill. Kiki was on the table, taking the odd grape or piece of fruit from the children’s plates and flexing her crown occasionally when someone ate something she wanted. 

“Three blind mice,” she said conversationally.

“I thought she’d forgotten that one,” said Dinah. “I don’t think she’s said it since you had that mouse a few summers ago.”

To be continued…

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Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 3

Part one covered Five On a Treasure Island, and then part two was Five Go Adventuring Again and Five Run Away Together.


Five Go to Smuggler’s Top

This is, of course, my absolute favourite so I was really really hoping he would like it.

We began with this cracker:

“Uh oh. I don’t think Sooty should come to Kirrin cottage. He might find out their secrets, like the secret passage to Kirrin Farm!”

Then he was surprised by Soper’s illustration of Aunt Fanny (despite her being shown in at least one earlier book). He pictured her looking like Ms Frizzle from the Magic School Bus Rides Again (without the lizard, probably). It seems he’s like me, in that his brain gives him a picture of a person in a book and then he’s stuck with it. I usually get someone with the same name, he’s just got someone with the same initial.

He was tricked by George when she pretend to go off to Smuggler’s Top without Timmy, but did think George was up to something – planning to catch a smuggler not sneaking Timmy with them. He did guess he was who they were picking up when the car stopped, though. “They’ll have to hide him somewhere outside!” 

He had questions about the illustration and the strange-looking car. I had to remind him this book is very old, which somehow led to a long discussion about people getting TVs for the coronation.

Then I had to try to describe a marsh to him, because he said “I know what marsh is, it’s what you get when you burn wood…” He meant ash. I think in the end I had to look up images of marshes on my phone so he understood.

After a bit of prompting he identified the secret passage in the illustration (why did they have to put so many illustrations way ahead of the matching text? Brodie gets very annoyed by this and keeps pointing it out when he notices!)

New words were learned, namely precipice and summit.

When Sooty says “ready?” to the Five, Brodie answered with an emphatic “YES”. His solution would be keeping Timmy in the cupboard the whole time. When Sooty’s door buzzed he gasped and said “It’s the step father!!” He thought that Mr Lenoir sounded very much like Uncle Quentin.

We went over precipice, summit and catacombs again later as he had forgotten what they meant. “Why are there so many complicated words in this book?” he asked, obviously not knowing that Blyton was criticized for her simple language.

I asked him and he said he would trust Sooty and would follow him into the catacombs, the rope ladder would be fine because he can climb the ladder into the loft and that’s quite high. Thinking ahead, as soon as they climbed back into Marybelle’s room he said “What about the furniture? They’ll have to move it back!”

I regularly ask him questions to see what he’s thinking –

Who’s signalling from the tower? “It must be Block!” (He was right of course, but I’m not sure if he worked it out or it was a wild guess.)

Where did the man go in Block’s room? “Out the window! Or he’s a magician, and he disappeared in a flash. I know, maybe he’s under the bed!… Or maybe there IS a secret passage in Block’s room.” Honestly, I can’t keep up with him sometimes!

When smugglers were coming across the marsh he had this epiphany – “That’s why it’s called Smuggler’s Top! Because there are smugglers!”

One night we ended on the cliffhanger of Timmy barking while Mr Lenoir is in the school room, he was not happy. (He pretty much always begs for one more chapter but on cliffhangers it’s even more desperate.)

The next night he was full of concern that the Five would get into trouble for having Timmy there. We had a long conversation about how lying is wrong and that’s why the Five don’t say that Timmy is with Alf. He thought that Aunt Fanny and Uncle Quentin would be worrying about where Timmy was – this is a good point, I can only assume they think he is with Alf/James.

He later asked me if we could get up in the middle of the night some time and look out the window because that would be like the Famous Five. He thought we might see a robber sneaking into our garden… The only thing we’d see in our garden at night is the fox, or at least I hope so.

He found it very tense when George was in Mr Lenoir’s study, shouting “Get out! Get out! George!! Get out!!” And “I think I know what’s going on now… it’s getting to the exciting part because we’re near the end.”

Sometimes he’s astute and at other times completely incomprehensible – “I think there’s some sort of mechanism. He (Block) is a robot. There’s some sort of chain reaction going on.”

For a while he was convinced that Uncle Quentin and Sooty were inside the window box, and, touchingly, he was concerned that it was a bit small for two people. Eventually he twigged that there was a secret passage there too.

He did guess that Block was screwing the lid back down, though. He was all for them waking the whole house that evening and it took a bit of explaining about them not trusting Mr Lenoir (as always though I spend ages explaining and then two paragraphs later Julian more succinctly says the same things anyway). He then wanted them to tell Sarah and we had a discussion about Mr Lenoir being in charge of the house and his staff wouldn’t keep secrets from him.

“Maybe Mr Lenoir isn’t on the bottom of things.”

Then there was a bit of an argument because he agreed with Julian about not letting the girls go to Mr Barling’s because to have an adventure you had to be strong and stay awake all night (there were other things on that list that I’ve forgotten) and girls aren’t as strong as boys… honestly the rubbish he picks up from adverts and TV shows and kids at school it makes me furious. But he did agree that George was very brave and capable.

After we finished I asked the usual questions. It was his favourite book so far and all of it was his favourite part – except maybe the end because it wasn’t so exciting after the adventure ended.


Five Go Off in a Caravan

 

The night after we finished Smuggler’s Top he climbed up on the back of the sofa and took this one off the shelf himself, as a not so subtle hint that he wanted to start it. But then he thought he had picked the wrong one.

“No not this one, it doesn’t have a caravan on the front!”

I have the reprint dust jacket where they are underground – but it does have a bit of caravan on the spine.

He was sad that Sooty wasn’t in it because he liked Sooty. He said “Where’s Sooty?” in real surprise, and “I thought he’d be there. Who’s with them, then?”

About the elephant pulling a caravan he said “That’s not right!”

He didn’t know what a procession was – his guess was “a camping competition.”

Mrs Kirrin asking Anne if she’s been standing on her head because her hair is a mess prompted two whole minutes of hysterical laughter from him

He said he would choose the green caravan because green is his favourite colour. Which brings me to the realisation that I picture the caravans as white/cream, like today’s caravans, and not red or green.

He would also help with the chores, “I’d wash the dishes because I like getting my hands wet.” (He does actually like doing dishes, but they don’t usually get very clean, and more than just his hands get very wet.)

He thought Anne breaking the egg outside the cup was funny, that sitting outside the caravan was strange and that having to sit there guiding the horse would be boring. When George said she likes adventures he said “So do I. But I don’t know what adventurous thing they can find in the hills.”

One night  he had the book and pretended to read to me first but basically summarised what had happened earlier.

“And the caravans went away, pulled by the elephant. The boy who did cartwheels and his angry dad who said “Go and make me a coffee”.”

When Merran hills came into view he cried “Yessss! Now the adventure begins!” He thought Pongo was hilarious, wearing clothes, shaking paws, particularly with Timmy’s tail. This led to a long discussion over why you don’t see animals in circuses any more (though I just discovered that they have only just been banned in the UK in 2020).

Inspired by the Five Brodie had a camping session in the house during the school holidays. (We were under severe weather warnings so we couldn’t go anywhere!)

He packed a whole suitcase for this, and told me that I had to play “Mother” to help him.  Obviously I didn’t help enough as his case contained toothbrush, toothpaste, t-shirts, trousers, pyjamas, bottled water, marshmallows, sticks to toast them on, a toy camera and his tablet to play white noise at night. No underwear or torches though.  He then played as Anne making the food for camping.

That night he had a really quite intelligent idea –

“I know! They’re smugglers! There must be a trench under the ledge and there’s treasure they’ve smuggled there! That’s what the cart was all about!”

Then, after a pause.

“If I’m right then I’ve just spoiled the book for myself.”

I refused to tell him if he was right or not, though I did have to laugh at how serious he was about potentially spoiling the book for himself.

Further clever thinking led him to say that they shouldn’t stop and examine the treasure in the hill “because Tiger Dan and Lou the acrobat might come down behind them.” 

(Mind you, he also thought that the hollow for the caravans had stone walls and a roof so he’s not got a 100% success rate with the intelligent comments.)

He learned to say acrobat properly that night. Until then it came out as actorbat.

There was lots of laughter at Nobby saying “Yes, Ma,” to Anne, and at Pongo licking the honey from the jar. He asked “How much is he going to eat??” about the inspector with the bread and honey.

Then, after I read the last line of the book, he burst into tears because they were going home. Apparently it’s not a happy ending because they went home. But Caravan is now his favourite story, even more than Smuggler’s Top.

“How many more adventures can they have???” he asked in disbelief.

Well 16 actually…


 

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Monday #570

Halfway between meteorological spring and astronomical spring and… it’s still cold! (Mind you, if I didn’t have the weather to complain about I’m not sure what I’d find to say every Monday.)

Things I am looking forward to in spring:

Sunshine and warmth
Wearing trainers instead of boots
Flowers/leaves/general greenery instead of bare branches

Things I am not looking forward to:
Being too hot
Getting wet feet because it still rains in spring (and summer…)
Wasps

Reading the Famous Five to Brodie part 3

and

Bill and Allie’s Great Adventure part 4

As it was Mother’s Day in the UK yesterday (I got more Lego!) I thought we should revisit my post about Blyton’s mothers. (Image is unrelated apart from the fact it mentions mother’s day!)

Blyton’s Mothers

 

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