Famous Five 70s Style: Five on a Secret Trail

This episode is one I remembered from my childhood, I think it was one that I had on video with Five on a Hike Together. I don’t remember a lot of the episode as a rule, but I certainly remember the beginning with Anne and the house! Let’s see now, with hindsight, if the episode is close to the book.

The Good

What really strikes me about this episode is the way it actually seems to stick to the story in the book. Obviously we skip ahead a little to Anne joining her cousin on the moor, where she is staying because Timmy was being laughed at for having a cone over his head where he had hurt his ear. So far so good, the girls are on the moor, camping with Timmy and they go to look at the Roman ruins and get introduced to Guy and his dog Jet.

After mentioning that there is a lake they can swim in, George and Anne leave Guy and walk straight into his unknown twin brother, Harry, who is perplexed by the girls familiarity and rebuffs them sharply.

The whole plot then takes off, with the girls sheltering inside the ruined cottage during the storm, and being woken by Timmy barking. At first they believe it down to the thunder, but then they see a silhouette at the window and get very scared, agreeing to pack up and go home the next morning. On cue the boys turn up and a plan starts to unfold.

The details are whats important in episodes like this; the book, Secret Trail starts off quite slowly, mostly because the boys don’t arrive until chapter eight it takes me ages to get through the faff of the girls’ first chapters, but then the interesting stuff begins to happen and the whole adventure takes off. Weaving in and out of the mystery people trying to scare them out of the cottage and trying to work out what the bad guys are looking for. In a strange twist we don’t find out what the Five plus the twins Harry and Guy manage to find until right at the end, which also happens in the book. Usually we found out early whats been stolen but this is a nice twist. Maybe Blyton was trying something new?

Richard Sparks, the writer of this episode, has stuck pretty close to the book, just the few odd lines where you can definitely tell that Blyton hadn’t wrote that, but otherwise a successful adaptation.

The Not So Good

Really there is very little wrong with this episode, it doesn’t differ from the book too badly, but just the odd placement of dialogue and random words. For example right at the beginning where George and Anne meet up, and George is telling Anne about Timmy’s cone of shame, she almost immediately takes it off. I mean obviously for Toddy, the dog who played Timmy, it must have been uncomfortable or he was unable to understand why he was wearing it; so realistically it would have to be removed as soon as possible.

glauberBasically we come down to my own pedantic opinions and feelings on certain things for this episode, it really is hard for me to fault. However, we are again stuck with a comic villain, dark beard, hair, and a foreign accent provided by an actor called Gertan Klauber (who I have now found out played Mr Slither in the 90s Famous Five; Five have a Wonderful Time).

One last peeve, and this time it comes down to the filming and the use of the dark filters instead of letting the children film at nighttime. Even with the digitally remastered DVDs this episode’s nighttime scenes with the children are extremely hard to view and almost come close to making a great episode unwatchable.

Final Thoughts

Five on a Secret Trail has to be one of the best adaptations of a Famous Five novel. All the key components of the novel are there and with the shorter time frame we actually seem to get a slow novel moving fairly quickly, efficiently, and effectively. Richard Sparks did us proud on this episode so if you haven’t watched it, I suggest you do!

As always don’t forget to let me know what you think of the episode!

And from me that’s all until over Christmas, so let me wish you a happy one and I’ll see you on the other side! Merry Christmas!

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Monday #196

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Well well well, Fiona turned 30 and now we’re on to a run up to Christmas! I hope you’re all organised! I know I’m trying to be! Hope you’ll enjoy the reviews this week and we’ll see you after Christmas!

Merry

Christmas!!!

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Famous Five for Grown Ups: Five on Brexit Island

brexitislandThe first review of the new satirical Famous Five novels. These novels have been out for a while now but Fiona and I have asked for them for Christmas – luckily for me I got given a copy of Brexit as a early Christmas present from a family friend. How could I not take the chance to review it before the festive period just for you?

First Impressions

To start off the book starts in a very un-Blytonish way –  with an excerpt of a speech  that will happen later on in the book. We see Julian, giving a speech or rather, practicing his speech to an audience, which turns out to be Timmy. We then have a little flashback to the reason why Julian is giving this speech  and we find out that in a fit of post Brexit blues George declares Kirrin Island independent from Britain and part of the European Union. George and Julian take opposite sides on the argument with Dick and Anne playing the swing voters. We follow the rigmarole of the ‘campaign’ which only takes place over four or so days having been announced on Twitter after the Brexit vote had come in. Krexit becomes a media storm and the worst thing for George is the island becomes besieged with reporters who want to get the news of the story and its progress straight from the horses mouth –  so to speak.

The first impressions left me a little surprised I guess; it made me rather hopeful for a decent comical parody. The writing was in the style of Blyton, even if the speech between the characters is a little tongue in cheek, and some of the description is a little exaggerated. Then the changes start creeping in, the new technology and the new social media usage. These things aren’t traditionally Blyton –  as I’m sure you can tell –  but they are necessary in these books I think because otherwise you wouldn’t have them!

So to begin with the book appears to be a kindly poke at the original five but as I found out, it doesn’t really last that long!

As we dig deeper

For this lover of the original Famous Five the hilarity of the book soon begins to wear thin. There hardly seems to be a plot for a start; there is just a sudden declaration of independance and then it all sort of goes away when we get to the end.

trouble-quoteJulian, my beloved Julian, is turned from a svelte, suave young man into a BORIS JOHNSON lookalike, along with the disastrous media stunts that Johnson gets himself into. There is a parody of the zip wire moment, Julian gets stuck on the line in front of reporters. He tries to play them like an experienced politician but more often than not ends up coming off with a rum lot. It turns out that Julian is a Euro-skeptic and voted to leave the EU during Brexit. Later on the book we’re given a glance into him doubting his decision a little. My soft spot for Julian does not really extend to him becoming a bumbling buffoon like the ex mayor of London, Johnson. This does mean that I do find it hard to believe in the tongue in cheek manner in which this is taken. It became very personal.

As with the Brexit campaigns, there was no real flow to the story, no clear cut arguments to make your mind up on, but as a Stay voter I came down heavily on George’s side of the Krexit (gosh who thinks up these words?!) debate.

George’s character was perhaps the most well written of the seven main characters (six if you exclude Timmy, but we don’t). Possibly because she was Blyton’s best loved and well written character it is easier to write her and her feelings toward things than it is to write for the others. Poor old Dick barely gets a look in, while Anne skulks around the sidelines. Aunt Fanny and Uncle Quentin make an appearance but again they are nothing like the book, and Aunt Fanny even takes to showing Julian the cricket bat she hid on the island to stop Uncle Quentin when he got too amorous.

The last thing to really look at is the language. Now in the TV spoofs with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders even though they are poking fun at the Five, the language is basically the same, just born of innuendos. This isn’t. As soon as Bruno Vincent starts bringing in the modern language, and having George swear and shout at her parents in a non-respectful manner, this book stops being funny for me. It it was more in the style of Blyton I could laugh, but unfortunately this detracts from the fun for me.

Who the Blyton is Rupert?

We have a new character to explore in this book, though I suspect he appears in the other parodies as well. I don’t strictly know if these are supposed to be read in any order, and I suppose we will find out.

Anyway, welcome to the fold Rupert Kirrin! He appears about half way through the book, an apparently the cousins aren’t very pleased to see him; they’ve come across him before and he is a dodgy character and they have tried to put him in prison but that has failed. With this said and the promise of adventures needing to be told hanging in the air, you do not trust Rupert at all, especially when he tries to become a PR and Media manager for the five and their Krexit campaign .

In this book we never do work out who he is related to the Five, apart from the link of cousin and lets face it, us in the Blyton community know how to debate the idea of cousin very well (google the Kirrin/Barnard discussion on the Enid Blyton Society forums if you don’t know what is going on). I hope that Mr Bruno Vincent does expand on this in is other spoofs, not that I can say I’m looking forward to reading them much.

Final Thoughts

Basically, not impressed. I’m sorry but there you are. The book was funny enough I suppose, up until my pet peeve of the band language slips into gear, but I just can’t find this funny. Not when Brexit and the devastation of the result swept over me is still quite a nasty reality for me to wake up to every day. It could have been less political, and a bit more light hearted. Topical, yes very, but it won’t age well. In a few years this will be consigned to the scrap heap just like other topical parodies.

One quote from the telegraph, doesn’t sit right with me:

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A “Gentle Parody”?! GENTLE? This is nothing but a cleverly disguised political romp in places. The other spoofs may not be so bad, but Brexit island, for me, goes to the bottom of the pile.

Looking for something else to read? More Famous Five for Grown-Ups reviews can be found here.

 

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The Adventure Series on TV: The Ship of Adventure

This is my second least favourite of the series (River being the least) so you have been warned, this review may be more negative than usual. It’s not that I don’t like the book, it’s just not as good as the others. Saying that, sometimes watching a less than stellar adaptation can leave you with a sudden fondness for the original.


THE MYSTERIOUS PRE-CREDITS SCENE

We are outside the Dominion Museum as a black limo draws up. A man in heavy black lace -up boots gets out. He’s very happy to see a ship in a bottle on display. It’s a 12th century replica Roman galley.

In a fit of criminal mastermindry he just smashes the glass and walks out with the ship and bottle. The black-hatted man in the car is equally happy to receive it, but it turns out that the secret compartment inside it is empty. The booted man makes several strange noises, like an evil Mr Bean.


WEDDING DISASTERS

At Craggy Tops Bill and Allie reveal to us that they are going to be married tomorrow. Dinah and Lucy-Ann are trying on some of the worst bridesmaids dresses I have ever seen outside of the 1980s. They make awful noises when the girls move. After the wedding, Bill and Allie are to go on a cruise of the Channel Islands.

To be honest the bride's dress isn't much better!

To be honest the bride’s dress isn’t much better!

Bill then gets a call on his mobile from his boss. His side of the conversation goes:

YOU MUST BE JOKING. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. I DON’T BELIEVE IT. I MUST STRENUOUSLY OBJECT, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS.

So it isn’t good news then. The wedding has to be postponed because Bill is needed at work. He and Allie have a bit of a row, but there’s nothing that can be done and Bill leaves.

He is told that a gang is planning to overthrow Zimbabwe. Leon Slade (our chap in the black hat) is the leader of the group and they are looking for funds. Bill is the only one who can stop them (He’s as sceptical about this as we are.)

It seems that his boss is right though, as within a few hours Bill is hot on the trail of ships in bottles.

Leon Slade is ahead of him, though, and has men turning up with ships in bottles so he can smash them and look for secret compartments. He then throws them out the front door to the hounds when there is nothing inside the ships.

Fool! You know what penalty for failure!

Igor (the booted man) is still around, and still grunting more than he speaks.


CAN I CHANGE MY BOOKING AT THE LAST MINUTE? I WANT TO BRING FOUR CHILDREN AND A PARROT INSTEAD OF MY HUSBAND

Allie decides to take the children on the cruise with her – somehow booking three extra last minute tickets. Kiki is simply allowed on without issue – though she is to remain in the cabin at all times. The children run rather wild at first – Jack gets into trouble for swinging on lifeboats which I’m sure the children never would have done in the books.

Something else that would never happen in the books – Lucy-Ann FORGETS to buy Jack, her beloved brother, a birthday present. Their cruise attendant helpfully directs them to a nautical gift shop on one of the islands, despite Jack having no more of a interest in the sea than the rest of them do.


SHIP SHOPPING

And surprise surprise, there is another galley in a bottle in that shop! Lucy-Ann buys it just before Slade and Igor can.

I just want to know how Slade (and later, Bill) discover that this ship is in that shop. Do they have an online listing of all their gifts? Is the ship so important that there is a paper trail of sales leading to the shop? And if so, how can Lucy-Ann afford it with her pocket-money? The other question is how do Slade and Bill know that there are only four possible galleys out there? Surely anyone could make replicas?

Anyway. Igor collapses outside the shop to distract the children and Allie and Leon steals the bottle. Except he discovers he has stolen Jacks’ large container of cockatoo feed which just happens to be a cylinder of a similar size to the bottle.

Igor then manages to sneak on board and gets around the ship without anyone demanding to know who he is or what he is up to. The stewardess merely tries to direct him to the store cupboard when she sees him.

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, RUNES AND BROKEN BOTTLES

Jack gets a scanner for his birthday which he can hook up to the little computer he takes everywhere with him, but they all agree that the ship in a bottle is the best gift of all. (It’s at this point I realised that Bill and Allie had booked a honeymoon to coincide with Jack’s birthday. That’s not very nice of them!)

There is runic writing on the ship like they’ve already seen on the stewardess’ necklace. She tells them it is called  the Andrea (not the Andra as in the book). The bottle smashes when Igor tries to steal it in the night, but Kiki scares him off before he can take the ship. Allie is momentarily concerned but then leaves the boys to pick up all the broken glass.

Can you spot Igor?

Can you spot Igor?

Of course the kids find the hidden piece of paper inside. I would call it a map, but it’s more of a parchment with colourful pictures on it – and more runes. They decide to have a treasure hunt, did you expect any less?

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MORE LAST MINUTE BOOKINGS AND BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

There are two new passengers on board – Slade and a young boy who is coached to say

You are Murray Eppilenska known to your friends as Eppy. You’re a watch manufacturer.” “I’m Lucas Eppilenska, your son, I’m 14. My mother couldn’t make it…

So these are Mr Eppy and Lucian. Eppy/Slade immediately gets close to Allie and the kids and Lucas gives Jack a suspicious watch for his birthday. It has a tracker in it. Igor then bursts into one of the children’s cabins and gets seen by the stewardess – so they then know that someone is really after them.

Igor then runs around roaring at people indiscriminately, then chases Jack when he realises he has the map on him.  Jack is actually saved by Eppy, and Igor taken off by police. Eppy has now more become even more trusted while preventing any further scenes on board.


INJURED RELATIVES, MAP SCANNING TECH AND BAD SIGNPOSTS

Allie then gets a message to say that Uncle Jocelyn has had an accident and broken his hip. Eppy is quick to offer to keep an eye on the children.

Once she’s out of the way, Jack gets to work scanning the map – which does have the outline of an island on it. His computer whizzes through all sorts of maps of the UK and matches it up with that of Anders Isle. Conveniently they are docked at Andersea at the time, which is very close to Anders Isle.

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Andersea is a real place, actually. It’s a tiny village lying between Taunton and Glastonbury in the Bridgewater area of Somerset. Bridgewater had a port many years ago, but it connects to the Bristol Channel and is nowhere near the Channel Islands, so I suspect this is a coincidence and the names were picked to go with the Andrea.

Handily for him, Igor was punted off the ship at Andersea and has been released by the time the children head off and hire bikes (with those strange flag things on the back). He is able to follow them to the stewardess’ friend’s house. Owen (a priest) is knowledgeable on runes and the island, and when shown three out of the four sections of the map furnishes them with some clues:

A monk with a snake – the guardian will show the way

A young woman – beware the smiling princess

The ship – turn the ship north, 7 and 5

A special coin – one has just sold at Sotheby’s for £50,000

Meanwhile Igor has changed the direction of a signpost back to the ship. The kids follow the wrong path on their way back and get chased by Igor who crashes his bike.

He just isn't a convincing baddie

He just isn’t a convincing baddie


BUGS, TEDDIES AND BILL AGAIN

They make it back to the ship and Philip finds a bug in their cabin. They then pretend to have hidden the map in a stuffed toy in the shop – saying it clearly into the bug so they will be overheard. It sounds an extremely stupid plan – even if no teddies had been sold yet, they couldn’t ensure that none would. But Lucas it sent to buy all the bears, watched by the kids. They then know exactly who is after them, and their map.

Allie has reached Craggy Tops by now to discover nothing is wrong with Uncle Joss. Two men from “the phone company” have disconnected the phone. This is actually a nice little twist on the tried-and-tested Blyton contrivance of getting the adult(s) out of the way. (Though even Blyton did use it herself in Circus of Adventure when Bill and Allie go off to help old Aunt Naomi who is perfectly fine.)

The kids have fled the ship to escape from Eppy and camped out on the island with next to no supplies. They might as well treasure-hunt while they’re there, though.

Bill then arrives on the ship while Eppy, Igor and Lucas are trailing after the children, following the signal from Jack’s watch.

As usual Kiki flies off… as she has done so many times in this series. Jack goes after her while the others wait. That means Eppy etc are only following Jack now. When he sees Eppy et al nearby he intermediately realises his watch is a tracker and sends Kiki flying off with it. This has the men running back and forward and round in circles.

And then there is lots of farcical running around (just like in every episode). Allie returns in time to run into Bill.

 


DONKEYS, COLUMNS AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

Using the map the children are able to find an old cross with a hollow column. They use the ‘7 and 5’ clue and try pacing five and seven steps from the cross, which seems pretty silly when they have to idea of direction or length of step. And yet Lucy-Ann digs up a stone with one of the map symbols on it on her first try. They turn it around and open a door at the bottom of the column.columntunnel

Igor is now leading along the donkey which the children saw earlier, I do not know why. There was a donkey in the book – bringing food for Mr Eppy’s crew and commandeered by the children.

Underground, the children find a big round pool which seems deep. A monk from the map is on the wall – walking on water. Dinah follows the ‘guardian’ and finds stepping stones just under the surface of the water, following the shape of the snake. (Somewhat like Indiana Jones making the leap from the lion’s head in his quest for the Holy Grail).


A TRAIL OF WINEGUMS, THE PRINCESS TRAP AND DON’T CROSS ALLIE WHEN SHE’S MAD

Lucy-Ann has left a trail of wine gums leading Eppy right to the open column so he is soon after them (though how he knows how to cross the pool is a mystery).

Three of the children forget to follow the map advice and get shut in a room with the smiling princess statue – only Dinah isn’t in there so she can rescue them. She spots another monk on the wall, holding a ship in a bottle.

Using the 7 and 5 again they find a tile in the roof and press it, revealing a cascade of the coins like the one on the map. Eppy walks in just in time to see this, and ties the kids up. He even ties Lucas up – and reveals that Lucas’ father has been held hostage presumably so that Lucas will do Eppy’s business.

Of course the children escape and do the only sensible thing – make lots of scary noises. to scare Igor and Eppy.

Bill and Allie have visited Owen and managed to make their way to the cross, and find Eppy clutching bags of money, and Allie knocks him into the water by throwing a bag of money at him.


HAPPY ENDINGS?

We assume everything then has a happy ending and Lucas is reunited with his father… but nothing is said.

Allie and Bill get married by Owen (the priest who helped them with the map) and thankfully there are no awful bridesmaids dresses.

The episode ends as the kids promise no more adventures with their fingers crossed behind their backs.


MY THOUGHTS

This is another slightly strange adaptation.

A lot is lost by taking away the rich Greek history of the story. Much of the excitement is lost by revealing the secret nature of the ship before the children even embark on the cruise, and again a lot of time is given to silly chases and pointless running around. Igor is one of the worst baddies I’ve ever seen – he’s stupid, bumbling, clumsy and I don’t think he utters a fully coherent word the whole way through.

They somewhat redeem themselves with the underground portion of the episode, though – the set is convincing and the clues work. I’m really glad they kept to the underground passages to find the treasure and the column with a tunnel inside it as well.

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Monday #195

We are going back to two posts this week as it’s my – ee gawd – 30th birthday this week and I’ll be away over the weekend hiding from the world.

So we will just have:

wedfri7And then we will be back with more Christmassy things for you!

In other news: Sotheby’s are holding an auction of Children’s artwork on Tuesday 13th December. In it will the the five cover artwork used for the 70th anniversary editions of The Famous Five. If you have 2-3 grand to spare and want to own an original piece of Famous Five artwork (or think it would make a splendid 30th birthday present for yours truly…) you can see them here, lots 294- 298. The auction starts at 2.30pm and you can bid in person, by phone or online. It’s for a good cause, too!

The auction is to raise money for House of Illustration, the UK’s only public gallery devoted to illustration based in King’s Cross in London. We put on exhibitions and events, promote new illustration talent, commission new art work and we have an illustrator-led learning programme for schools, families, students and enthusiasts of all ages. We are a registered charity and receive no public funding, raising all the money ourselves from admissions, retail and fundraising from a variety of sources.

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Blyton at Christmas 1946-1950

There are such a huge amount of stories still that I’ve only made it through five years worth here! The stories from 1920 through to 1945 can be see here.


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The 1940s continued

For the Christmas Tree from The Second Holiday Book, 1947

It would be fun to make some gay little baskets to hang on the Christmas tree, full of sweets.

We want some flat round corks, some long pins, and some bright coloured wool.

Perhaps Mother has a pickle-cork she can let us have, a nice flat one that we can cut into two, and use for the bases of two baskets. If you are not very old, ask Mother to cut the cork for you, or you may hurt yourself with the knife.

Now we have our flat cork. Stick the long pins in all round – not too close together. Now take a gay length of wool and begin to twist it from pin to pin. You must begin weaving at the base of the pins, of course, not at the top. Go on weaving until the pins are quite covered with the wool, and you have your little basket.

A piece of wire (or a hairpin) will do for a handle. Twist some wool over it, then bend the ends to catch under the edges of the basket, just as in the picture.

Now put your sweets in, and hang your little basket up on a twig of the Christmas tree. If you make half a dozen, they will look very gay hanging on the tree.

The Christmas Tree Aeroplane from The Second Holiday Book, 1947

All the children in the village were as excited as could be, because the lady at the Big House was giving a party –  and every boy and girl was invited!

“I’m going to wear my new suit,” said Alan.

“I’m going to have on my new blue dress,” said Eileen.

“There’s going to be crackers and balloons,” said John.

“And an ENORMOUS Christmas tree that nearly reaches the ceiling!” said Harry.

“And a lovely tea with jellies and chocolate cake,” said Belinda.

“It will be the loveliest party that ever was!” said Kenneth.

“Look! There’s the tree going up to the Big House!” cried Fred.

All the children ran into the lane and watched the cart going up the snowy road, with a big Christmas tree lying on it.

“There’s a fine pack of toys for this tree!” called the driver, who was Alan’s father. “I’ve seen them. My, you’ll be lucky children!”

“What’s for the top of the tree?” asked Belinda. “Will there be a fairy doll?”

“No, not this year,” said the driver. “There is going to be something different – it’s a Santa Claus in an aeroplane!”

So all the children dress up – apart from Harry who seems to come from a poor family. His mother’s also too ill in bed to get him a clean hanky. Never the less he gives away his balloon when someone else’s bursts, and gives away the bonnet from his cracker. Then one of the other children is somehow missed out, and doesn’t get a present from the tree. Harry selflessly gives up his ship to the other child.

Just before he has to walk home alone in the dark, the lady who held the party realises he hasn’t got any of his toys and prizes to take home. When the other children tell her how he gave them away she gives him the Santa Claus aeroplane from the top of the tree, a box of cakes, dish of fruit jelly and a ride home in her car.

Bells! Bells! Bells! from The Second Holiday Book, 1947

A Flock of Christmas Robins from The Second Holiday Book, 1947

Christmas Puzzles from The Second Holiday Book, 1947

The clues I give you must be turned into a rhyming couplet. For instance “a kindly gift” can be changed to “a pleasant present” which is a rhyming couplet; “a Christmas donkey” to a “yule mule” and so on.

  1. A neat and trim Christmas bird
  2. A curtsying Christmas bird
  3. A fidgety Christmas bird
  4. A jolly celebration
  5. A happy decorations
  6. An enormous bob-bon

Can you guess them all?

[Answers provided at the end of the post!]

The Strange Christmas Tree from A Second Book of Naughty Children, 1947

One year George, Kenneth and Doris demand their mother buy them a Christmas tree from the market. What they don’t know is it was planted by a pixie and is a very special tree. At home, mother covers it in candles, toys, sweets and ornaments and tells the children not to go near it. But of course these are Naughty Children as the title of the book suggests.

“It looks nice,” said Doris.

“It’s not so big as the one last year,” said George.

“It hasn’t got enough toys on,” said Kenneth.

“There’s something I mean to get, anyway,” said Doris, pointing to a box of crackers. “So don’t you ask for that, boys!”

“Don’t be mean, Doris,” said George. “You got the crackers last year. It’s my turn!”

“Well I’m going to have the soldiers,” said Kenneth, and he took hold of a box of them. “There’s only one box this year, George, and as I’m the oldest, I’m going to have them. See? If you ask for them I’ll smack you hard afterwards.”

“Don’t be so mean and horrid!” said George. “If you smack me, I shall smack you! I’ll pinch you too!”

“Look! Look!” said Doris suddenly. “Here’s a box of chocolates. Shall we undo the lid and take some? Nobody will know.”

Now, wasn’t that a horrid, mean thing to do? Children that will do things like that don’t deserve a lovely Christmas tree, and that’s just what the tree thought. But it stood there quite still and silent, listening and looking.

The children took the chocolates – but Doris had the biggest one, so they began to quarrel again. George hit Doris, and then Doris smacked Kenneth, and soon they were all fighting. The tree was most disgusted. It had never seen such behaviour before.

The children bumped against the tree and knocked off a lovely pink glass ornament. It fell to the floor and broke.

“Silly tree!” said Doris rudely. “Why can’t you hold things properly? Why aren’t you as big as last year’s tree? You’re not half so pretty!”

Is it any surprise then, that this tree uproots and walks off? Ending up in the garden of a very poor family who had admired the tree through the window earlier? They are delighted and grateful for the presents and the tree then heads back into the forest.

The First Christmas and The Shepherds and the Angels from Before I Go to Sleep, 1947

This is Blyton’s retelling of the first Christmas, with Mary and Joseph arriving in Bethlehem and the birth of Jesus in the stable, and also of the angels and shepherds visiting the next day.

There are also a prayer and a carol.

A Week Before Christmas from Enid Blyton’s Treasury, 1947

This is one of the stories included in Enid Blyton’s Christmas Stories last year.

The Jameson Family were making their Christmas plans. They sat around the table under the lamp, four of them – Mother, Ronnie, Ellen and Betsy. Daddy as far away across the sea, and wouldn’t be home for Christmas.

“Now, we haven’t got much money,” said Mother, “so we must spend it carefully this Christmas. We can’t afford a turkey, but I can get a nice fat chicken. I’ve made a fine big plum-pudding, and I shall buy as much fruit as I can for you. Perhaps I can buy tangerines for a treat!”

“Can we afford a little Christmas-tree?” asked Betsy. She was ten and loved a gay Christmas tree hung with all kinds of shiny things. “Just a little one, Mother, if we can’t afford a big one.”

“Yes, I’ll see what I can do” said Mother, writing it down on her list. “And I’ve made the cake, a nice big one. I’ve only got to ice it and put Christmassy figures on it. I’ll see if I can buy a little red Father Christmas for the middle of it.”

However, disaster befalls Mother as she loses her handbag and all her money while out delivering magazines. There will be no Christmas now!

Thankfully these are good children and they put they head together to try to raise money for a chicken and tangerines. Ronnie starts delivering prescriptions for the pharmacy, Ellen takes children out for walks and keeps them amused and Betsy goes to read to a blind woman as a companion.

Between them they earn a fair amount towards Christmas, but it is Ronnie who really saves the day, as he offers to sweep someone’s path for free and finds Mother’s handbag buried in the snow.

Santa Claus Makes a Mistake from The Green Story Book 1947

I’m not completely sure but I think that Santa Claus Makes a Mistake may be the same story which then appears in The Teacher’s Treasury – but it’s certainly the same one in Sunny Stories Magazine.

The story is about Ellen and John who, after hanging up their stockings and going to sleep nice and early on Christmas Eve, are woken in the middle of the night. They go downstairs and find…

“A boot hanging down in the chimney! look!”
Sure enough, there was a boot there –  a big black boot – and it was on a leg – and the leg was kicking about! As the children watched, another boot came down the chimney.
“It is Santa Claus!” said Jack. “He always wears big black boots in his pictures. Oh Ellen, he’s come down the wrong chimney. He’ll burn himself on the fire!”

It’s then up to the children to put out the fire and rescue Santa from the chimney!

The Man Who Wasn’t Father Christmas from A Story Party at Green Hedges, 1949

There was once an old man with a long white beard who loved children. He was very poor, so he couldn’t give the children anything, and you can guess that he always wished at Christmas-time that he was Father Christmas.

“Goodness! What fun I’d have if I were Father Christmas!” he thought. “Think of having a sack that was always full of toys – that couldn’t be emptied, because it was magic. How happy I should be!”

Now one Christmas-time the old man saw a little notice in the window of a big shop. This is what it said : “WANTED. A man with a white beard to be Father Christmas, and give out paper leaflets in the street.”

Well, the old man stared at this notice, and wondered if he couldn’t get the job.

He does get the job – but he is disappointed that he will only be handing out leaflets and not presents. The leaflets are to entice people into the store to buy their Christmas presents there. The children that see him are even more disappointed at not getting so much as a sweet from Father Christmas. The old man feels terrible then, pretending to be someone generous but unable to give out anything but adverts. But then:

It wasn’t horse-bells he heard. It was reindeer-bells! To the great surprise of the old man, a large sleigh drove down he road, drawn by reindeer. And it in was – well, you can guess without being told – the real Father Christmas!

Father Christmas (the real one) needs directions and the old man explains why he’s dressed as Santa. Father Christmas is very understanding and asks if the old man can’t do him a good turn. That good turn is driving the reindeer around the town while he gets something to eat. And of course – handing out presents to any children he sees! After all that, he then wakes up on Christmas morning to find a coin purse in his stocking. Not just any coin purse, a magic one that is always filled with pennies which he intends to give out to children.

The Tiny Christmas Tree from Tales After Supper, 1949

There was once a very small Christmas tree. It lived in the woods among all the other Christmas trees that were grown for Christmas-time.

There are rows and rows of tall trees, big enough for the grandest parlour or school hall. All those trees are sure they will be sold and are imagining being topped with a pretty fairy and holding ornaments and tinsel. By Christmas Eve most of the trees have been sold, and the tiny Christmas Tree is alone in a wide open space.

Then a little boy and girl came running towards the trees. They stopped beside the tiny tree.

“This one would do beautifully,” said the little girl.

“It’s just about the right size,” said the boy. Let’s ask if we may have it.”

They are told they can have it for nothing, as it would otherwise be dug up and thrown away. When it arrives at the children’s house it meets a grand Christmas tree which was next to it in the field. That informs him that he cannot be the Christmas tree for the house, as that position has already been filled.

The children hang coconut pieces on it with string, along with bacon rind, a bone, crusts of bread and sprays of millet seed.

It’s a tree for the bird-table! (An idea also used in The Book of the Year for the school children.)

Let’s Make Some Christmas Trees from Enid Blyton’s Bluebell Story Book, 1949

Good Gracious, Santa Claus! from Enid Blyton’s Bluebell Story Book, 1949

There seem to be a lot of stories in this vein. Two children, Elsie and Nicky, should be asleep on Christmas Eve but are not. Nicky worries that Santa may not come to their big town thanks to all the telegraph wires. This turns out to be somewhat prophetic, as although Santa does come, his sleigh gets caught on the telegraph wires and tips all the presents out.

The children bring Santa inside to recover as his reindeer have run (flown?) away.

“Very worrying,” he said, half to himself. “Very worrying. My reindeer gone, and all those toys to take – and no way of getting to the chimneys of the houses! Dear, dear, dear!”

“Can’t you whistle your reindeer back to you?” asked Elsie.

“Not after eleven o’clock, my dear, not after eleven,” said Santa Claus. “Not allowed to whistle them, you know, for fear of waking children up. Well, well – what in the world am I to do?”

After biscuits and milks the children hit on the solution of borrowing some more reindeer from the zoo.

Little Mrs. Millikin from The Fourth Holiday Book, 1949

I got a tip-off on this from the Enid Blyton Society Forums – as by the name alone you couldn’t guess it was a Christmas tale!

Mrs Millikin is a little old lady who loves children. She spends all her money on other people’s children, giving them sweets and toys and biscuits she has made. At Christmas she goes quite mad.

She went to the toy-shop and bought dolls, toys, and books. She went to the sweet-shop and bought packets of sweets and boxes of chocolates and tins of biscuits. She went to the book-shop and bought all kinds of gay cards. Really, she had a perfectly lovely time – but she was happiest of all when she gave what she had bought to the children, and heard all their squeals of joy and saw their beaming faces.

“That’s my best Christmas present,” she always said. “That’s my very best Christmas present – seeing the children so happy and excited.”

She saves up very hard by scrubbing floors, washing curtains and mending socks, but this year a hole in her pocket causes her to lose all her money and she can’t buy gifts for the children. She also can’t buy herself Christmas dinner, but she’s not worried about that, only the children.

It just so happens, though, that that Christmas Santa goes down the wrong chimney into Mrs Millikin’s house. He thinks she is a child asleep in bed but isn’t sure at all how old she is – or whether she is a boy or a girl. So he fills the pair of mended socks with presents for all ages and genders. She is then able to distribute all those toys to the children – and ends up with an invite to have Christmas dinner with one family.


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The 1950s

The Doll on the Christmas Tree from The Yellow Story Book, 1950

Raggy was a funny little doll. She was called Raggy because she was stuffed with rags and was very soft and cuddly. But she was old now, and her face looked queer. She had odd eyes; her hair was made of yellow wool, her nose was flat, and her teeth and lips were made of white and red stitches.

Every Christmas the children sorted out their old toys, and put those aside that they could spare. They were given away to children who had very few toys. But Raggy was never given away because the children loved her so much.

Unfortunately the new toys that arrive that Christmas do not have the same opinion on Raggy. They think she is dirty and battered. They aren’t very complimentary to the other older toys in the nursery either.

For some reason the family then try to get a fairy for the top of the Christmas tree – after Christmas – and can’t get one. Mother looks over the dolls in the nursery and ends up picking out Raggy for the job.

After unpicking her old dirty clothes –

She worked very hard all the evening. She made Raggy a lovely frilly dress sewn with tiny silver beads. She made her a most beautiful pair of silver fairy wings that stuck out behind Raggy like real ones. She washed Raggy’s woollen hair and fried it, and it looked clean and golden. She made a silver crown and a litlver wand, and she even made a little pair of silver shoes!

“There. You look lovely!” said Mother. “The prettiest fairy doll we have ever had, Raggy! I’ll put you at the top of the tree.”

Being an Enid Blyton story there’s an essence of come-uppance when the new toys fawn over the pretty new fairy and then discover she’s actually Raggy.

It reminds me a little of the fairy on the tree in my house when I was a child. It was a cheap Sindy style doll with fluffy yellow curls, a white dress with silver adornments, legs strapped together with elastic bands to hold her on the top of the tree and fingers that were fused together (in fact a finger or two had snapped off the plastic had grown so brittle). We loved her though and were very upset – as adults – when my parents replaced her with a proper fairy doll.

The Christmas-Tree Party from Tricky the Goblin and Other Stories, 1950

Janey and Robin know the children in the house across the road are having a Christmas party as they have been watching from the window. Janey is in awe of the spread on the table and the beautiful tree while Robin is sulky that they are not invited (not going to the same school or even knowing the children).

Janey watched for a long time. It did seem as if the party was going to be a beautiful one! Janey counted how many chairs were round the table – sixteen! The maid put out dishes of sandwiches and cakes and buns and jellies and blanc-manges. And right in the very middle of the table she put the big Christmas cake, but she didn’t light the candles. They would not be lighted until the tea-time.

“A Christmas-tree party is the very best kind of party,” said Janey to herself. “Oh now I do believe the children’s mother is going to put all the presents on the tree now!”

So she was! The tree reached almost to the ceiling, and already had dozens of unlighted candles on it, and some bright shiny ornaments and coloured balls. Now the mother was hanging dolls and engines and books and motor-cars and all kinds of exciting toys on it.

When Janey notices that the tree is in danger of falling onto the table she rushes over to warn the family and earns herself an invite to join the party. Robin, who wished ill on the party-goers has to stay home and continue to sulk.

The Enormous Christmas Stocking from My Enid Blyton Book No.3, 1950

There was once a little girl called Margery, who always liked a lot of everything. She liked a big plateful of pudding, she liked the biggest cake on the dish, and liked the finest doll in the shop.

“You’re a greedy little pig,” the other children said to her when they saw her take the biggest and best things for herself.

She also wants the biggest and best Christmas presents, and lots of them too!

“Father Christmas, are you listening? These are the things I want. I want a railway train and lines and signal just like Harry has. I want twelve different books – school stories, adventure stories and circus stories. I want six new dolls for my dolls’ house, all dressed differently. I want a tea-set, one with buttercups and daisies on. I want a little tiny sewing machine that will really sew.”

Her only problem now, is that all that will never fit in her stocking! She decided to knit a new, enormous stocking to solve that problem. When Santa comes down the chimney and sees it, however, he is not impressed. He decides that if Margery is going to behave like a greedy little pig he shall give her piggy presents. And so Margery wakes up to her stocking simply stuffed… with vegetables. Leeks, turnips, parsnips, carrots and swedes.

Answers to the earlier puzzles!

  1. A spruce goose
  2. A bobbin’ robin
  3. A jerky turkey
  4. A hearty party
  5. A whacker cracker

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Famous Five 70s Style: Five Go to Mystery Moor

Five Go to Mystery Moor is one of my most watched 90s Famous Five episodes, but I have to admit that I’ve only watched the 70s one a handful of times. So re-watching this episode felt new, and interesting. Read on to find out what I thought!

The Good

We start off nicely with the rivalry between George and Henry, George sorting out one of the stables and Henry is already pointing out to her that she’s not that interested in helping out with the horses. The rivalry between them is pitched just right so that it doesn’t overshadow the whole episode but just balances things out. As we can see in the end, George uses a clever trick to send Timmy to get help by telling him to find Henry instead of Julian and Dick which ultimately saves George and Anne from the travellers.

Lots of nice little touches weave in and out of this episode, such as the story of the Bartle brothers being told by the blacksmith as it is in the book, though there isn’t much mention of the mists and how dangerous they can so there is a little bit of a surprise when the mists come down later on in the episode.

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The Five in the quarry with the railway tracks

I enjoyed the use of the quarry in this episode, using it as the Five’s camping place and hiding place and as the place they discover the parcels being dropped from the plane. The quarry in my mind has always been very atmospheric and its nice to have it in this episode in its proper place.

Overall the important bits of a true fan are included in the filming and its very nicely done. Mystery Moor is a very atmospheric book and its nice to see as much of that as possible being brought into the frame.

The Unnecessary 

You may be wondering why I have named this section the unnecessary, if it wasn’t clear enough, this part is all about the changes that were made that didn’t really need to happen!

The biggest pet peeve of the episode is the simplest, stupidest and hardest to understand change of the whole episode –  possibly the whole series –  they changed

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Sniffy?

Sniffer’s name to Sniffy. I mean, honestly, Sniffy! You can picture me rolling my eyes right? Good. There is no rhyme or reason (that I can see) for this change. It doesn’t change his role, his personality or his overall impact on the episode, so why change it? Why do it? I just don’t understand. It is the mostly completely pointless thing in the world!

Another character issue we face is the one that Henrietta is too girly! Once again we are faced with a tomboy who has long hair an overly girly attitude. We aren’t subjected to her boasting (which is frankly a relief) and her exploits with her brothers and millions of riding awards. She’s just too wimpy to be any competition for George which makes it hard to work out why George is so horrible to her, apart from the fact that Henry constantly winds her up about how she doesn’t want to be holidaying at the stables.

Sniffy’s father isn’t part of the bad guys either, just a grumpy traveller who happens be to used as a smoke screen for the real forgers who eventually get caught by the police – who like usual magically appear at the end to sort everything out. The fact that Sniffy’s father isn’t part of the bad guys just leaves way for another couple of characters, such as the strangely disconcerting creepy boss man who has dark glasses showing us all that he really is not a nice person!

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Do dark glasses always equal a baddy?

Changes like this are seriously not needed, not when Blyton’s original work plays out like a TV program  anyway on the page . It flows so well on the page that the adaptation loses some of that which is a shame.

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The one thing I did notice that struck me as quite funny was that during the scene with

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Sniffy and his horse Clopper in the Moorland Riding School stable, there is a man behind the horse, clearly a trainer or something to stop the horse from getting nervous with all the strange children around. Obviously it is a health and safety issue but its quite funny to randomly see a man’s head popping out of the back of the horse. Its just an odd thing to happen!

Conclusion

Overall this episode is very well done, lots of nice touches and things added to make it a bit more like the book. The little touches are what makes it so good. Its not adapted by with of the two writers I have come to associate with the series, but rather a new name to me, Gloria Tors. I think if you have a look at the episode and consider it against the book you’ll see what a good job she has done!

What do you think?

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Noddy: Toyland Detective

This is the latest of many Noddy adaptations for the small screen. A joint venture between the American, British and French it has been made by DreamWorks (the people behind Shrek and Kung Fu Panda). It has been showing in the UK on Channel 5’s Milkshake slot for younger children.


A DESCRIPTION FROM THE SHOW’S OWN WEBSITE

Created by Enid Blyton in 1949, Noddy is one of the most beloved UK children’s characters, having entertained families for generations with stories set in the colourful world of Toyland. DreamWorks’ Noddy, Toyland Detective reimagines Noddy in the new role of investigator; exploring mysteries and searching for clues in Toyland while encouraging viewers to explore and make discoveries in their own world.  Using his trusty tablet, Noddy sets out to answer the big questions of who, what, when, where, why and how every time he opens a new case. Enthusiastic and inquisitive, Noddy is joined by friends new and familiar including his iconic car as well as Big Ears and Bumpy. The voice of Noddy is provided by Louis Ashbourne Serkis in his first leading voice role.

Louis Ashbourne Serkis, as I have just discovered, is the son of Andy Serkis (Gollum from Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit).


THE CHARACTERS

Wikipedia has a character list which gives us a bit of an indication of what the show will be like.

Noddy – Noddy is an investigator, rather than a taxi-driver.
Big Ears – Big Ears is now Noddy’s neighbour but still his mentor. He is also a squeaky toy brownie. In the American dub, he is called Mr. Squeaks.
Bumpy Dog – Noddy’s pet dog.
Revs – Noddy’s red and yellow car. Much like in the books the car is alive and communicates by beeping his horn.
Pat-Pat – Pat-Pat is one of Noddy’s closest friends, a replacement for Tessie-Bear it seems. She’s Panda plush toy and has three smaller panda friends called the Pockets.
Deltoid – Deltoid is a futuristic superhero toy. He aspires to be brave and noble, but is sometimes afraid and naive.
Smartysaurus – A dinosaur toy. She’s a super-smart scientist.
Fuse – An emotional, but gleeful modern robot toy.
Farmer Tom – A friendly farmer and near neighbour to Pat-Pat.
Tractor – Farmer Tom’s tractor. Like Revs, he communicates by honking his horn.

Well, it doesn’t sound too much like the original, then. Each episode is only ten minutes long, though, so I hope it can’t be too bad!


NODDY AND THE CASE OF THE BROKEN CRYSTAL MEMORY GAME

Most of the episodes are available to watch on Channel 5’s catch up page, so I may end up watching more than one if they are not too terrible. I had actually recorded a random episode onto my Virgin box when I spotted it, but being me, I’m going to start with episode one online.

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Despite being the first episode it doesn’t attempt to introduce us to the characters or explain that Noddy is a detective. We start with Noddy about to race with Deltoid, Pat-Pat and Smartysaurus. Big-Ears is officiating and a crowd of other toys are watching.

Noddy steps up to investigate (with no explanation) when Fuse reveals that the Crystal Memory Game is broken. In a rather expositionary fashion Noddy explains that the game is an important part of the race, and he must investigate to discover who broke the game and why. Otherwise, it may happen again and that would ruin the race. A brief song indicates that Noddy will investigate the who, what, why, where, when and hows.

Being only ten minutes long, the episode doesn’t contain any serious detecting (or half of the promised questions above). He and Bumpy-Dog find a notebook belonging to Pat-Pat, who admits practising the game earlier but reminds him she’s not tall enough to have jammed a star crystal in the top square.

Noddy’s tablet seems to be programmed to instantly bring up relevant information as soon as he touches it, as it then shows him the Crystal Memory Game and then all of the race entrants beside it so he can see who is tallest.

He goes to speak to Smartysaurus who denies breaking it (because it’s too easy a game) and Deltoid who makes an excuse and drives away. Being an entirely unsuspicious character, Noddy returns to the game and finds tri-bike tracks and a broken crystal square. Hang on… doesn’t Deltoid have a tri-bike? Bumpy-Dog has to remind Noddy that he didn’t directly ask Deltoid about breaking the game, and they go to see him. He admits it right away – he was practising the game as he can never remember the order.

The game is repaired, the race is held and Deltoid wins.


For an adult it is not a particularly satisfying story. It’s a shame because even shows aimed at very young children can be clever and funny enough to appeal to adults – or at least make watching them on repeat bearable (I actually enjoyed Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom much of the time because it had a really good sense of humour).

My main gripe, however, is the Crystal Memory Game. Crystal Maze it ain’t. Every time it is played you put three shapes into the holes in order. The same order. Star, triangle, square. Even for a three-year-old that’s hardly a challenge. I expected it to at least change the order!

I did like some of the details of the show, though. Noddy’s jumper and hat have a knitted texture to them which is so often missing in computer animated TV shows now. So often everything is just flat and brightly coloured. Deltoid’s house also amused me as he has stairs that move like something from a 90s plastic marble game.

Check out Noddy's knitted hat, Deltoid's awkward plastic joints and those stairs in the background.

Check out Noddy’s knitted hat, Deltoid’s awkward plastic joints and those stairs in the background.

Over-all, it was OK. It didn’t make me cringe too much (but them I am quite used to really awful kids’ TV) and I didn’t hate it.

You can watch it yourself here.

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Monday #194

Here we are properly into the Christmas season now. I spent the weekend helping my other half Christmas shop for his family. Anyway, here’s what we have going on this week:

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November 2016 round up

Welcome to our November round up. Hope you had a busy month like we did. As you can see we have complied our exploits for the month. Fiona has been reading like a madwoman and I have been wandering around being busy and making seasonal visits to London’s Hyde Park and Winter Wonderland. Why don’t you tell us in the comments what you got up to?

WHAT I HAVE READ IN SEPTEMBER

  • A French Affair – Katie Fforde
  • Christmas Stories –  Enid Blyton audio book narrated by Jilly Bond (reviewed here)

And I’m still reading:

  • The One That Got Away – Melissa Pimentel
  • Going Dutch – Katie Fforde
  • A Week in Paris – Rachel Hore

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WHAT I HAVE WATCHED

  • QI XL –  The new N series with Sandi Toksvig, which is brilliantly done, just as well as it was done last month!
  • Me Before You  – I read the book and wanted to see the movie in the cinema but never got chance.
  • Various episodes of QI and Mock the Week, as well as Dave Gorman’s Modern Life is Goodish.

WHAT I HAVE DONE IN NOVEMBER

This month has been very busy, I’ve done a lot of my Christmas shopping and sorting out what to make people for the festive period.

At work I’ve worked with my library assistants to get all our Christmas displays up, and start the Winter Reading challenge, to encourage children to read over the Christmas holidays. Basically they have to read three books before the 8th January. During the summer, they do another reading challenge where they read six books through the summer holidays.

I also had a nice day out with my boyfriend to London Hyde Park’s Winter Wonderland. We had a fun, if wet day out taking in the ice kingdom and the ice bar, where we were served our drinks in proper thick ice glasses! We also visited M&M world and nipped across the street in Leicester square to Lego World.  We had a lovely, but cold day.

Bring on December!


WHAT FIONA HAS READ IN NOVEMBER

  • Murder in the South of France  (Maggie Newberry #1) – Susan Keirnan-Lewis
  • Immortal Ever After (Argeneau Vampires #18) – Lynsay Sands
  • The Worst Witch Saves the Day (Worst Witch #5) – Jill Murphy
  • The Worst Witch to the Rescue (Worst Witch #6) – Jill Murphy
  • Dead Man Stalking (Morganville Vampires #4.5) – Rachel Caine
  • Welcome to Dead House (Goosebumps #1) – R. L. Stine
  • Stay Out of the Basement (Goosebumps #2) R. L. Stine
  • Princess in the Spotlight (Princess Diaries #2) Meg Cabot
  • Monster Blood (Goosebumps #3) R. L. Stine
  • Say Cheese and Die (Goosebumps #4) R. L. Stine
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – audiobook narrated by Stephen Fry
  • The Nurses of Steeple Street – Donna Douglas
  • Wanted! Ralfy Rabbit, Book Burglar – Emily MacKenzie
  • One Lucky Vampire (Argeneau Vampires #19) – Lynsay Sands
  • The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (Goosebumps #5) – R.L. Stine
  • Let’s Get Invisible (Goosebumps #6) – R.L. Stine
  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – Newt Scamander
  • A Woman Unknown (Kate Shackleton #4) – Frances Brody, audiobook
  • Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide – J.K. Rowling
  • Lord of Misrule (Morganville Vampires #5) – Rachel Caine
  • Short Stories from Hogwarts of Power, Politics and Pesky Poltergeists – J.K. Rowling
  • Short Stories from Hogwarts of Heroism, Hardship and Dangerous Hobbies – J.K. Rowling
  • Operation Goodwood (Mirabelle Bevan #5) – Sara Sheridan

And I’m still working on:

  • The Mystery of the Burnt Cottage – Enid Blyton (latest post here)
  • The Vintage Fashion Bible – Wayne Hemmingway

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WHAT FIONA HAS WATCHED IN NOVEMBER

  • Hollyoaks (still haven’t missed an episode, and now I’ve begun recording it instead of relying on catch up).
  • Only Connect – moving into the later rounds now, and it is getting harder!
  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I thought this was great and I loved how it further explained and built on things we have read about in the books.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants. This is on Netflix so when I find myself watching a quick episode or two when I’ve got time to spare.
  • The Adventure Series. I watched and reviewed Mountain of Adventure this month.
  • Dead Poet’s Society – another classic film I’ve only just watched for the first time
  • Maleficent which I thought was a bit disappointing unfortunately
  • Dave Gorman’s Modern Life is Goodish

WHAT FIONA HAS DONE IN NOVEMBER

  • Missed the fireworks due to working until 7pm on the 5th (and after all the work I put into the post I did about bonfire night) but got home in time for a late Halloween/bonfire party with my family and Ewan’s. We had all the traditional things like dookin for apples and eating party ring (biscuits) from strings and a pumpkin lantern carved by me.
  • Went out for an engagement meal and cocktails to celebrate.
  • Another display for my library department – this time for the Financial Times business prize.
  • Started my Christmas shopping with a trip to the Perth Festival of Chocolate

 

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Enid Blyton’s Christmas Stories audio book

So soon?

I know we’re only just inside the Christmas barrier but I thought that if I didn’t do this blog now, we’d run out of time and you’ll all be sick of Christmas things by then! I found the audio book of the Christmas Stories when I was working at different library a few weeks ago and thought I would give it a go. I know Fiona  reviewed the book last year but we agreed that another review wouldn’t be a bad thing as we do tend to focus on different things.

The main story – A Family Christmas

Susan, Benny, Anne and Peter are the three main characters who the main bulk of the Christmas stories revolve around. These little snippets bridge the gaps between all the little Christmas stories that Blyton writes for us to enjoy.

As you can imagine there isn’t much character development in these snippets as the CD case suggests that it’s good for children aged 4 and up. Well I’m certainly on the side of the up, but I think my brain demands for a more complex story in places. The sibling dynamic is pretty much exactly like any other Blyton family set up, the oldest who are the best at things and then the youngest, asking the strange and more babyish questions and causing the grown-ups and the older children to laugh at them.

It’s hard to tell who is the youngest, but my guess is that is Anne as she is the one who believes most in Santa and the stories that her parents tell the children. She is also the most excited by the traditions the family partake in.  She loves the mistletoe, the Yule log, the Christmas carols and has lots and lots of questions to ask about all of these things. Anne is also the one who seemingly believes the most in of the magical things that happen at Christmas.

From wondering why mistletoe doesn’t touch the ground and grows upside down in trees, to wanting to know the story of Santa Claus, the children pester their parents with intelligent questions to get to the bottom of this Christmas ‘mystery’. Their father tells all the children all he knows about Christmas, which is a lot more than their mother knows.

Blyton doesn’t only cover the purely Christian traditions but also some of the Norse myths and legends which adds variety and a change of pace to the narrative. We also get a lot of mentions about before the birth of Jesus, which is refreshing in a way, even though we don’t quite get into all the evolution story, it’s nice to have it acknowledged. For anyone who knows their Blyton, you’ll know as well as I do, that Blyton was a Sunday school teacher at the beginning of her adult life, which suggests to me that she had a fundamental belief in God. In fact a lot of this shows through, not only, in her Christmas stories but in her adventure books and everything else she wrote. Kiki for example does say ‘God save the King/Queen’ (depending on which edition you have) and the children in all the books always attend church and sing hymns.

The final result of the parts of the family Christmas conclude in the children meeting Santa Claus and hearing about how he came to be. They wake the next morning to find it wasn’t a dream and that he has left them lovely presents. So all’s well that ends well!

The Christmas Stories

The Christmas stories that surround the family Christmas are many and varied. The range from little spoilt kittens and mice to Santa Claus himself. Children play a huge part in these stories, as in the main narrative, and each time someone learns something new or gets rewarded for being such a good person.

Although there are some funny stories in the mix, the ones that stuck with me the most are the ones that almost made me cry. There were lots of little stories about children who had been going without, whose mothers were ill, or had lost their purses and their fathers were away for Christmas. As I was listening to some of these stories while driving, I don’t recommend it unless you are really hard-hearted because the writing is beautiful, tender and pure in only an Enid Blyton book can be, so much so that it made me want to cry. The poor little children who were so brave to go without for Christmas, who were unselfish to give all their presents to other children even though they wanted them so!

If reading Blyton had ever taught me anything as a child it was to be unselfish is the best thing of all, and these stories really drive that home. The rewards the children get for being unselfish and caring are far greater than the ones who behave badly. As a young child, that strikes up a strong firm, life long message to live by and in this selfish world that we live in now, that is something we have lost. I do thoroughly recommend these stories to everyone, they are well worth your time to read and enjoy.

The narrator

Jilly Bond I believe to be a voice I have heard from childhood as well. I think (though I am finding it hard to confirm) that she did a lot of unabridged recordings of the Blyton books, so when her voice floated over my sound system in the car, I was right back in the arms of a friend in a way. Her smooth, level soft voice takes you on the highs and lows of the stories like a dream, and you’re transported to the place of the stories, and feeling emotions you never really thought possible.

Bond certainly makes an excellent narrator and does a range of voices to go with the characters as well, which keeps anyone interested, let alone the children. The beauty of her is that there never seems to be any rush and her voice cradles you like a big fluffy pillow.

Conclusion

It is totally worth you finding this unabridged recording of the Christmas Stories by Blyton as they are simply terrific. I’m sure Fiona would still say the same about the book even this far down the line. Check with your local libraries if you can’t find a copy to buy, they might be able to lend it to you!

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Happy Christmas Stories everyone!

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The Mystery of the Burnt Cottage: How has Blyton’s original text fared in a modern edition? part 7

I thought this would be a fine way to break up the Christmas posts a bit (but don’t worry there will be more of those!)

Previous parts can be seen  hereherehereherehere and here.

As always my own copy is a Methuen from 1957 – a 12th reprint/impression of the original. The new version is the most modern of any paperbacks I have looked at so far,  which is an Egmont copy from 2014.


CHAPTER FOURTEEN: CLEAR-ORF TURNS UP AT AN AWKWARD MOMENT

Fatty’s bruises are again the cause of massive editing. I’ve decided to show the whole original passage and then the new passage as I think that’s the easiest way to show the difference.

Pip’s mother asked how Fatty was after his fall. Fatty was delighted, because the others had quite forgotten to ask about his bruises again.
“Thank you, I’m all right,” he said, “but my bruises are rather extraordinary. I’ve got one the shape of a dog’s head – rather like Buster’s head, really.”
“Really?” said Pip’s mother, astonished. “Do let me see it!”
Fatty spent a wonderful five minutes showing all his bruises, one after another, especially the one shaped like a dog’s head. It was difficult to see how he made out that it was shaped like one, but Pip’s mother seemed most interested. The children scowled. How annoying grown-ups were! Here they has been trying to stop Fatty from continually showing off and boasting, and now Pip’s mother was making him ten times worse.
In a few minutes Fatty was telling her all about the bruise he had had once that was shaped like a church-bell, and the other that looked like a snake.
“I’m a really marvellous bruiser,” he said. “I shall be a wonderful sight tomorrow when I’m in the yellow stage.”
“Come on,” whispered Larry to Pip. “I can’t stick this. This is Fatty at his worst.”
Leaving Fatty talking eagerly to Pip’s mother, the four children crept off. Buster stayed with Fatty, wagging his tail. He really seemed as much interested in his young master’s bruises as the grown-up!
“Let’s go for a bike-ride and leave old Fatty to himself,” said Pip, in disgust. “I can’t bear him when he gets like this.”

And then:

Pip’s mother asked how Fatty was after his fall. Fatty was delighted, because the others had quite forgotten to ask about his bruises again.
“Thank you, I’m all right,” he said, “but I’ve still got some rather nasty bruises.”
Leaving Fatty talking eagerly to Pip’s mother, the four children crept off. Buster stayed with Fatty, wagging his tail.
“Let’s go for a bike-ride and leave old Fatty to himself,” said Pip, in disgust. “I don’t want to hear about his fall all over again.”

As you can see the new passage is far shorter than the original. It also causes a couple of problems. Firstly, the children deciding to get up and leave comes rather out of nowhere, and secondly it makes them sound very petty. In the original you can understand why they would want to go off and make a point of not listening to his boasting. Pip saying he doesn’t want to hear about Fatty’s fall again doesn’t make a whole lot of sense as Fatty has barely said anything about the fall itself, and even less in the edited paperback.

The four instances of italics are removed:

  • Maybe he has got a pair that do match
  • You are mean (twice)
  • Oh you are clever Fatty!

Fatty is made to sound even more of an ass than he already does. Half a page after nearly storming off when the others return from their bike ride he says I think I ought to go with Larry [to Mr Smellie’s in the night], instead of Daisy who is desperate to go. Originally he had said I think a boy ought to go with Larry. I’ll go, Larry. Now to modern ears that’s potentially just as offensive – but it’s a common attitude amongst Blyton’s male characters and doesn’t set Fatty as any more arrogant than they are in their assumption that girls ought to be left safely at home. When he shuts down Daisy’s suggestion that she goes by just saying that he ought to go, he just comes across as superior and awful.

A line from Fatty’s interaction is then cut – The policeman shook him angrily, and for some unknown reason Goon’s odd manner of speech is punctuated differently now. Come-alonga-me has become  Come-alonga me.


CHAPTER FIFTEEN: A FRIGHT FOR LARRY AND FATTY

And another chapter is butchered to remove some – but by no means all – references to Fatty’s bruises. It fails to make any sense any more (if indeed it made any to begin with) considering his bruises have an integral part in the story now.

Anyway, the changes in this chapter start with telephone to the police becoming call the police. 

Then Mr Smellie pounced on Larry and took hold of him with a surprisingly strong hand.  He shook the boy hard, and Larry gasped. The first sentence remains in the paperback but the second is cut to Larry gasped.

Shaking Larry hard, and muttering all sorts of terrible threats, he pushed the boy before him into the hall also becomes Muttering all sorts of terrible threats, he pushed the boy before him into the hall. 

So grabbing and pushing is perfectly fine – but shaking is a no-no. Just so we’re clear.

Later, (after a fight which is unedited) Fatty says that Mr Smellie caught me and pummelled me and threw me down the stairs. Now, only the ‘caught’ part is true but it still gets cut to caught me and threw me down the stairs. 

 I’m covered with bruises then appears in both texts but Look – here – and here – and there – and there! Oh, fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor is cut from the paperback.

 The description of Fatty from Miss Miggle and Mr Smellie’s viewpoint is also cut. From The boy in the hall was really and truly covered with the most terrifying purple, green and yellow bruises. They stared at Fatty as he showed them his curious markings right down to the boy in the hall had several bruises 

It just makes no sense! How can they see he has bruises unless he has pulled his clothes around to point them out?

Miss Miggle then says Just look at the poor child! How could you knock a little boy about like that?  which has become Just look at this boy’s bruises. How could you do that to a little boy?  So they’ve added a reference to the bruises they’ve tried so hard to omit everywhere else.

Like here, where Fatty’s line –  “I’m a wonderful bruiser,” began Fatty. “I once had a bruise shaped like a church-bell.”  – is cut.

Miss Miggle also no longer speaks in a most reproachful tone for absolutely no reason I can see.

What makes this all stranger is the below quotes which have been left in the paperback.

  • he wouldn’t hit you
  • have him up for injuring a child
  • I’m covered in bruises
  • awful bruises
  • put something on the bruises
  • dabbing each bruise with the stuff from her bottle

The first one makes no sense as Fatty no longer claims to have been hit (or pummelled) and the others are just odd considering how much the bruises have been cut from the story already.


Thirty-two changes in all – so that brings us to 173 in total.


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Monday #193

We are near the end of another month now, and creeping even closer to the end of the year. There is another Christmassy post this week along with our usual fare, a trend which should continue (hopefully) for the next few weeks.

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Blyton at Christmas 1920-1945

I have tried to do this in rough chronological order, but many dates given refer to when a story was published in a book. It will often be the case that it was in Enid Blyton’s Magazine or Sunny Stories before. It will also be likely to have been repeated in other story collections right up to the present day. I also cannot pretend it is a completely exhaustive list as there are literally hundreds of items. I have tried to stick to stories and poems that I can provide extracts, details or pictures for though I have named others at times.

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The 1920s

It seems that Blyton only wrote a few Christmas stories in the 20s, and unfortunately I don’t have any Teacher’s Treasury volumes. The Enid Blyton Society have added the full content of the Teacher’s World pieces, so I have included the links for you.

  • Christmas from Teacher’s World, 1922 (You can read it here).
  • The Stolen Reindeer from Teacher’s World, 1922 (You can read it here).
  • Christmas Secrets from Teacher’s World, 1923 (You can read it here).
  • Fairy’s Love  from Teacher’s World, 1923 (You can read it here).
  • Santa Claus Makes a Mistake from The Teacher’s Treasury Vol. 1, 1926
  • The Capture of Santa Claus from The Teacher’s Treasury Vol. 2, 1926
  • The Christmas Fairies from The Teacher’s Treasury Vol. 2, 1926
  • That Lovely Christmas Tree from Tiny Tots, 1927. (This looks like a mix of authors, but Blyton wrote them all – some as Becky Kent and others as Audrey Saint Lo.)

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The 1930s

There are quite a few more stories from the 30s. Many of them are from Teacher’s World, and can be read in The Cave of Books over at the Enid Blyton Society’s website. I have linked to a few here, but as there are over 100 entries I draw the line there! No doubt some will have been used in other publications. If you’d like to browse them yourself, simply head here and put ‘Christmas’ into the search box, then scroll to the bottom.

The Little Christmas Tree from Teacher’s World, 1930 (You can read it here.) There are two more stories with the same title in Teacher’s World – in 1931 and in 1935 too.
Christmas Gifts from The Enid Blyton Poetry Book, 1934 (You can read it in full here.)
Christmas News from The Enid Blyton Poetry Book, 1934 (Read it in full here.)
Christmas Wishes from Teacher’s World, 1935. (Read this poem here.)
Santa Claus Gets Busy from Wheaton’s Musical Plays, 1939 (Read a song from it here.)

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The 1940s

The 40s have even more stories – and I actually have rather a lot of them which is excellent for the purposes of this blog!

Brer Rabbit is Santa Claus!  from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

One December Brer Rabbit discovers that Brer Fox has stolen all his best carrots. (What a fox wants with carrots isn’t entirely clear.) Brer Fox refuses to give them back so Brer Rabbit hatches a clever plan. With a sack-full of stones he climbs up onto Brer Fox’s house.

“Who’s up there?” yelled Brer Fox. “Go away! I’m having my supper!”

“It’s Santa Claus,” said Brer Rabbit in a deep voice. “I’ve got a sack of presents for you, Brer Fox.”

“Come on down then,” said Brer Fox, pleased.

“I can’t,” said Brer Rabbit. “I’m stuck.” Brer Fox unbolted his door and went into the garden to look up at the roof. Sure enough, in the moonlight he could see someone in his chimney.

Brer Rabbit manages to convince Brer Fox that both he and the presents are stuck, so Brer Fox goes inside and up the chimney to try to pull them down. Meanwhile Brer Rabbit rushes down and inside to steal back his carrots. He takes some other food into the bargain and leaves Brer Fox with stones falling on him from the sack in the chimney.

One Christmas Eve from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who thought that Santa Claus must be the kindest, jolliest person in all the world. When John remembered all the thousands of stockings Santa Claus had filled, all the thousands of sooty chimneys he had climbed down, and the many times he had gone back to his castle cold and tired out late on Christmas Eve, he wondered and wondered if there was anyone to welcome Santa back. Whether his slippers had been put to warm, and if anyone waited up at the castle to ask him how he had got on.

Now thankfully John just happens to live very near Santa Claus’ castle. So he can sneak out on Christmas eve to light a fire there and make everything welcoming for Santa Claus returning.

The Little King from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

Christmas Carol from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

A Christmas Tale from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

This is rather a strange story. It features Mary a girl from 200 years ago who reads the nativity story and wishes that she could have given the Baby her doll. That night an angel appears in her bedroom and takes her to the little Christ-Child and his mother Mary, so that she can give him the gift of a doll.

The Christmas Tree from Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year, 1941

This is a play for seven people to act out – playing Father Christmas, three children and three of Father Christmas’ servants.

The three children have never had a Christmas tree before, and two of them are just hoping for one when the third brings one home – a gift for sweeping someone’s path. One of them wishes that it could be a ‘real’ tree, as it’s not a real one until it is decorated and hung with toys.

So naturally Father Christmas arrives and fills the tree with more presents than the three children could possible have for themselves (their words, not mine!)

The solution? Throw a party. Only there aren’t any children living near-by.

FATHER CHRISTMAS (pointing to audience). Look! Look at all those children there! What about them? Can’t we give a party for them?

FREDDIE. Of course! What a lot of children! However did they get there?

JIMMY (looking at audience in pretended amazement). Well! Fancy that! They must have known we had a Christmas tree to-day!

Blyton suggests this is a way for children at a party to receive toys, or for a teacher to give toys to her class.

John Jolly at Christmastime 1942

This was supposed to be the sixth in a series about the Jolly Family (and is numbered as such), but only four were actually published. It is a tall and narrow book with just 18 pages. I’ve never seen a Jolly Family book in person so I’ve no idea what the contents were like. Apparently they have it on Microfiche at the Oxford Library, if you happen to be in the area.

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Santa Claus Gets a Shock from Enid Blyton’s Happy Story Book, 1942

Another disaster befalls Santa Claus here. He doesn’t get stuck in a chimney this time, instead he gets stuck in a pond!

Betty and Fred stay awake to try to listen for Santa Claus arriving. They hear the jingling of bells but nothing lands on their roof. Instead they hear something breaking, and then banging on the window. It’s the reindeer, trying to get their attention! Santa Claus had walked over the frozen pond, and gone through the ice!

Betty and Fred fetch torches and rope right away.

Very carefully, he and Betty dragged out the poor, wet old man!

“Oh Santa Claus! What a shame that you should have fallen into our pond!” said Betty. “You must be so cold and wet! Why didn’t you land on our roof?”

“Well, you house is a small bungalow, and I never land on bungalow roofs,” said Santa Claus. “I’m too easily seen from the road if I do – so I usually land in the garden then.”

They take Santa Claus inside to warm up and dry off, and he tells them about his work.

You know, even when the toys are made, they still are not ready to go with me,” said Santa. “The teddy bears have to be taught to growl – and you wouldn’t believe how stupid some of them are! Do you know, I had a bear last year who would keep thinking he was a duck – every time I pressed his tummy he said, ‘Quack, quack!'”

There was also a doll who couldn’t open and close her eyes without screwing up her face. Mother wakes up though, and Santa Claus has to make a dash for it. She’s very cross that they’ve been out of bed and doesn’t believe their story, but in the morning, on their beds, are a teddy who says quack, and a doll who screws up her face.

Here Comes Santa Claus! from Sunny Stories Calendar, 1944

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Five Go Adventuring Again, 1943

This doesn’t centre around Christmas, but it is set over the Christmas holidays. The Five go Christmas shopping, and put up a Christmas tree.

For the next day or two the four children did not really have much time to think about the Secret Way, because Christmas was coming near, and there was a good deal to do.

There were Christmas cards to draw and paint, for their mothers and fathers and friends. There was the house to decorate. They went out with Mr Roland to find sprays of holly, and came home laden.

“You look like a Christmas card yourselves,” said Aunt Fanny, as they walked up the garden path, carrying the red-berried holly over their shoulders.

Joanna the cook was busy baking Christmas cakes. An enormous turkey had been sent over from Kirrin Farm, and it was hanging up in the larder. Timothy thought it smelt glorious, and Joanna was always shooing him out of the kitchen.

There were boxes of crackers on the shelf in the sitting-room, and mysterious parcels everywhere. It as very, very Christmassy!

Mr Roland went out and dug up a little spruce fir tree. “We must have a Christmas tree,” he said. “Have you any tree-ornaments, children?”

“No,” said Julian, seeing George shake her head.

“I’ll go into town and get some for you,” promised the tutor. “It will be fun dressing the tree. We’ll put it in the hall, and light candles on it on Christmas Day after tea.

Now it stood in the hall, with coloured candles in holders clipped to the branches, and gay, shining ornaments hanging from top to bottom. Silver strands of frosted string hung down from the branches like icicles, and Anne had out bits of white cotton-wool here and there to look like snow. It really was a lovely sight to see.

The tree sounds wonderful, as do all the preparations for Christmas. I have to say I put my tree up a lot earlier than a few days before Christmas, though!

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The Christmas Book, 1944

You can read my review of this here.

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The First Christmas, 1945

You can read Stef’s review of this here.

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My three least favourite Blyton characters

Overall, I don’t think we consciously give much thought to our least favourite characters, instead we focus on the ones we do love and enjoy, which is fair enough. However the other week, when I was telling you about the Five Go Down to the Sea 70s adaptation and I mentioned that I didn’t very much rate Yan as a character in the book, I thought it might be a good idea to look at the characters and pick out the ones I don’t like the most and why. So I’m only doing three because I thought that would be enough – especially as I’m talking about dislikes – sometimes it can be too much otherwise. Anyway, let’s get started.

1. Yan

As I said the other week, Yan in my humble opinion is a very two dimensional character and only really brought alive by Rupert Graves in the 1970s. Yan is a very much a background character, only really there as a plot device. He doesn’t say much and just monopolizes Timmy, annoying George. He does save them from the cave of doom, well the cave Timmy gets them trapped in.

He’s a timid mouse of a boy who doesn’t really speak, thus causing problems when the Five are trying to find out about the wreckers and the wreckers way. His very quiet nature doesn’t lend itself to the situation at all, where the Five need a companion who knows the area to solve the mystery. Yan however just follows them around making a nuisance of himself, which is why I join in with the Five in finding him irritating. He is a hard character to warm to, even with his sad story about not having any parents and only his great granddad to look after him. You can’t warm to him like you can to Sniffer, Jo and some of the others. There is no spark to him.

Yan just doesn’t have a personality that I can distinguish and he doesn’t add much to the story, he doesn’t even really help with the adventure and just gets in the way. This is unfortunately why I don’t like him very much.

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2. Fatty

Frederick Algernon Trotterville. The hero to some, but just a simple pompous bully to me. I have yet to see his good side and I don’t like the entitlement he believes he had over the Five Find-Outers. He is annoying with his money and his selfish ways. He boasts every time he can about something he has done at school or how much money he got for his birthday and Christmas, and I just don’t see how people like him! Is it because he is some sort of anti-hero? I.E. he doesn’t fit the traditional Blyton mould of the leader and hero which might be why people see him as the better character against ones like Julian for example (don’t get me started – see here for that argument!)

Fatty has the best of everything and anything, having money to spend and throw around sometimes even putting the other Five Find-Outers to shame with the amount of money he has. He can be incredibly self important as well, making himself seem big and grown up, like in The Mystery of the Secret Room where he told the others that he would spend some time during the night outside Milton Lodge because his parents are away and then he stupidly falls asleep in the house and gets captured. I mean come on, that is a special kind of silly.

I’m afraid to all the Fatty fans out there, he just doesn’t do anything for me in regards to being likeable. I am, as you know, ultimately a Julian girl at heart and however much you beg me to turn my liking to Fatty, I am afraid he will never be as likeable as Julian.

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3. Alicia Johns

I bet that shocked you! The prankster from Malory Towers not being likeable, well let me tell you just because you’re a joker does not mean that you are necessarily a nice character. I find Alicia to be harsh and uncaring for the first four books, and even when she mellows out after her measles, she can still have an edge to her. There is something about her character that for me, makes her unlikeable.

Her cold shouldering of Darrell in the first book and then Sally in the second is just a show of how badly Alicia reacts to people who don’t work within her lines. Sally was given the head girl position and Alicia thought she deserved it, she went against Sally, over turning her decisions not to confront Ellen about the stolen property. She didn’t stand by Darrell when Mary-Lou’s fountain pen was found smashed in the common room, and blamed Darrell’s temper at Mary-Lou being the centre of attention.

Although ultimately she’s not a bad person, Alicia is just too close to those people in school for me, who thought that it was all right to act like this. She’s a strong personality and takes over, which is something that never really gets sorted, even when they’re in the fifth form and she clashes with Moira. Everything has to be her own way, and nothing she does can be the wrong thing. In terms of her character – I just don’t think we would have gotten on, but everyone else at Malory Towers I would have really enjoyed meeting (perhaps with the other exception of Gwen and Maureen) but I just can’t bring myself to like Alicia. Sorry!

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Conclusion

So there we are, you have my three least favourite characters. Why don’t you let me know what yours are in the comments? All I ask is that you don’t bash me for saying I am not a fan of Fatty – we all need to be different!  Anyway I would love to know your thoughts on the least favourite characters you have come across in your Blyton travels. You never know, you may give me more ideas for a second post!

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The Adventure Series on TV: Mountain of Adventure

This series has certainly had ups and downs in its run so far. For me, Island was an acceptable adaptation, Woods was absolutely awful in every way, Valley was an unexpected success and then Sea was another reasonable episode. Shall we see how Mountain does then?


THE MYSTERIOUS OPENING SCENE

Another dramatic opening with a man plunging to his death from a helicopter. Two men, watching, are amused by this. Then we see a young boy in a ragged jumper running away from an unknown threat. The red helicopter then lands and one man says to the other, “We need more test pilots, Erlick.”

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Erlick (left) and a man not given the name of Mier


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Over in England Bill is arguing with his boss, Sir George, as he wants to take a holiday. Sir George isn’t very happy – “You are just back from New Zealand,” he says. Bill makes the point that his holiday there was cut short by being kidnapped. Sir George wants to know if his holiday will be with “that woman and her kids.” He sound a little disapproving of Allie one moment and the next he is meaningfully pointing out that it’s hard to adopt children without a father. At last he agrees that Bill can have one week.

Back in New Zealand Bill wants the children to guess where they are going. They work out there are mountains, but it’s not Scotland. There are lakes, but it’s not Wales. They can get there by car without crossing water. They speak a foreign language there, and the children have never been. Bill’s final clue is humming/singing a bit of a song the children know from school.

They’re off to Germany, pony trekking in the Bavarian mountains to be precise.

After the children run off to do whatever it is they do when they’re not getting into adventures, Jack wanders back looking puzzled. He queries the ‘not crossing water’ clue. “The channel tunnel,” Bill says with a grin, admitting he is right by a technicality.


BAD GEOGRAPHY

We have had several bad science entries between this series and the Secret Series, now it’s time for the geographical version.

They seem to think that New Zealand and the UK are interchangeable, or indeed pretend they have been in the UK all along. Sea of Adventure was set in New Zealand – we knew this before Sir George mentioned it. Are we to believe that everything else, however, was set in the UK? That’s the only way it would be possible to drive through the channel tunnel and get to Germany. It would also explain how the white jeep is driven around Craggy Tops and also Germany. It does not explain all of the New Zealand accents and locations through the other episodes, however.


PLANS AND LAME EXCUSES

They arrive in the Valley of Eagles (a name which proves to be entirely pointless as there is not a single eagle to be seen) and immediately we get a series of ‘necessary’ but contrived reasons as to why the kids are going to go trekking with just a guide. In the book Aunt Allie injures her hand and Bill, who is clearly sweet on her by then, stays to take her to the hospital.

On TV the adults have decided they’re not trekking before they even arrive in Germany. Bill only has one week and presumably has wasted rather a lot of that driving from England to Germany. Allie intends to paint anyway, and the children note that Bill is keen to stay with Allie.

Meanwhile the ragged boy is still running around, now having flashbacks to dark tunnels and strange men. It is the helicopter that is looking for him, and Bill finds it highly suspicious to see a helicopter. A tiny nod is made to Philip’s skills with animals as he picks up a good-sized goat. Bill calls him Dr Dolittle, which would be inaccurate based on on what we see in the series.


 

MYTHS, INTERRUPTED ROMANCE AND FOG

The children go off with Hans, their guide, through areas with no roads and no houses. (The kids wear helmets thanks to modern safety rules.) Hans tells them a story about the Mountain of Kings, which is said to have an ancient, wicked king buried inside it. Legend says that one day the earth will shake and that king will rise again to rule the world.

Meanwhile Bill and Allie’s romantic picnic is interrupted by Sir George. Bill is needed to cover for someone with the flu, and will have to leave first thing in the morning. Again I get the impression Sir George is trying to throw a spanner in the works – especially after impressing the importance of Bill coming back moments before picking up his clubs to go golfing.

A fog rolls over the children’s camp that night, and they trek through it in the morning until Hans’ compass stops working and he admits that they are lost.


PROPOSALS, WOLVES AND EARTHQUAKES

The children go for some water, as they all decide to stay where they are for a while. Something then spooks the horses and Hans sees wolves drawing closer. It seems for a moment that he has been spooked (like David in the book) and rides off on his horse, but then it seems likely that he is chasing the ponies to retrieve them. Unfortunately he cracks his head on a branch and knocks himself unconscious.

Meanwhile Bill has proposed to Allie while she paints (though disappointingly he doesn’t go down on one knee). “It’s beautiful. But it’s an engagement ring,” she said stupidly before he asks the question.

The children do their best to cope alone with wild (but hopefully not poisonous mushrooms for dinner. They hear what they think is thunder, then realise it’s an earthquake. (Well, they are in New Zealand!) Is the wicked king returning? I don’t know about that but they do recover one pony, which was carrying food matches and ropes.

This is just as well as the German mountain rescue team can’t go out in the fog to look for them. The wolves turn up again but Philip charms them and reveals they are actually Alsatians. This was more believable in the books where we saw him keep lizards, hedgehogs and other creatures in his pockets and tamed wild animals.

Lucy-Ann is the one to spot the runaway – by a river not up a tree this time. So the kid is our Sam the pilot. He’s gone by the time the others get there and they don’t believe her at first.

Another earthquake strikes, but by now Bill is out with the mountain rescuers who find Hans alive.


BAD SCIENCE, OR JUST BAD EFFECTS?

According to an article in the most recent Enid Blyton Society Journal the series had a $10 million budget, but unfortunately the ‘lightening’ coming out of the mountain looks pretty silly.

Low budget mountain effect

Low budget mountain effect


THE ADVENTURE PICKS UP

The runaway boy is now being chased by the dogs, and by men with guns. Philip manages to get himself caught also (I managed to miss exactly how). The other kids follow, naturally, and manage to fall down a mine shaft. This bit seems to be there just to pad out the story for the running time. Interestingly the journal article also revealed that the series ran for 28 episodes, which sort of justifies the long running time for each book.

Captured by a bad music-video extra

Captured by a bad music-video extra

It does not justify the fact that the children needed to sing get again – this time to get Kiki to fly down into the mine shaft with a rope.

Lucy-Ann knows that things are not going well

Lucy-Ann knows that things are not going well

Yet again the girls try to flag down the enemies for help, while Allie gives Sir George a real ear-bashing for daring to ask Bill when he’s coming back. This seems to improve his opinion of her and he contact the German embassy to procure them some more help.

The children can’t work out how to get through the ‘solid rock wall’ at the base of the mountain. Kiki gets in though – and considering there could be any number of entrances behind the enormous bushes there, it’s not an impressive feat.

They find their way to the room where Philip and the other boy are. The German boy is revealed as Alexai who explains things. “You. Fly. Down. Dead.” This takes so long they are very nearly caught again. Alexai won’t leave the room to escape with the others.

There’s a weird heavy breathing sound in the tunnels now, and Jack is using his palm-pilot-type-device to find their way out. He navigates them straight into what seems to be a heavy breathing vampire in a cape.

Heavy breathing caped vampire

Heavy breathing caped vampire

As in the book they then get themselves quite lost and end up on a gallery looking down on what I can only describe as ‘crazy futuristic stuff’.

The future of science looks like a children's game show

The future of science looks like a children’s game show

Lucy-Ann actually floats away when the machines are turned on, as does Dinah, and then the others too. Kiki flies off.Meanwhile it is discovered that the children have escaped.

The kids get out of mountain but run straight into men with guns.

They are returned inside to meet ‘the King’, a scientist who has created anti-gravity to reduce the air pollution produced by cars and aeroplanes. Unfortunately Erlick plans to blackmail the aeroplane makers etc with the promise of keeping this discovery a secret.

The King of the mountain

The King of the mountain

The children end up back in the cell again, but Alexai guides Philip to climb from their window down to another room where he meets the king. He is able to persuade him of Erlic’s treachery but he and the others overpower the king and make him continue the experiments. (Why isn’t clear. If you’re evil enough to blackmail the world’s transport companies surely you’d be evil enough to do it with a flawed technology?)

Anyway, Jack is forced to wear the antigravity chest panel – no beautifully crafted wings here. The helicopter arrives to take him for his final flight but the surprise here is ruined by the fact that Bill has already revealed to us that he has captured the helicopter and the pilot. He doesn’t shout ‘don’t forget Bill Smugs’ either.

Remind me where the budget went?

Remind me where the budget went?

The mountain-top is rather lacking in drama too. It’s more of a hummock at one side of the mountain, from which they shoot the helicopter as it tries to land without throwing Philip out.

Bill still takes helicopter back up with fuel pouring from it to rescue the rest of the children.

Inside the mountain the king has had a breakthrough and makes himself fly – and also causes an explosion. The budget clearly didn’t allow for a big explosion so Bill remarks “oh course, anti-gravity. It imploded not exploded!” as the lightening is drawn back into the mountain.

They go back inside themselves to find Kiki (and we get another tearful scene where she is presumed dead) and find out the king is alive. So is Erlick who catches them, but Philip is quick to set his own dogs on him. To escape Erlick throws himself off the mountain with the anti-gravity thing on… and screams as he plummets to his death (from an impossible height from what we’ve seen of the mountain so far).


Well. This is probably a middling episode. It stuck fairly close to the story with understandable omissions regarding black paratroopers and stereotypical Welsh folk.

Unfortunately, even given the added legend, the sci-fi element seems a bit silly. It’s somehow more believable in the book (for me anyway). It is also unfortunate that the important point of Philip taming the dogs is not very believable as his skills have been barely shown in the previous episodes. It would have been nice for that part to be played on more – if they had escaped the mountain and then hidden in the tunnel with the dogs etc, that would have added to the running time instead of the silly ‘fallen down a mine’ scene.

On a side note, I just wanted to add that I do like Malcolm Jamieson as Bill. And actually, all the cast – main and supporting – are good.

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Monday #192

 

Apologies for using the C word in November, but I couldn’t resist starting the Christmas posts this week. (I mean, there are only five weeks to go!) Hope you enjoy!

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Famous Five 70s Style: Five Go Down to the Sea, part 2

If you missed the first part of Five Go Down to the Sea, you can find it here, and catch up with my thoughts on the adaptation before reading this second part. Now let’s take a look at the second episode.

The Good

So we’re looking at the good things about this episode first and there are a few important things to look at in this episode. The whole episode is a very fast-paced, and the action comes thick and fast. We basically start off with the Five being in the pirates’ tower and their way out being blocked by a crumbling stair case. This forces them up to the top of the tower and across a ledge to another part of the building.

The boys show a lot of sisterly concern for Anne as she doesn’t like the idea of climbing onto the ledge and them making her way across as she is scared she may fall. George is also encouraging which is good because sometimes she can scoff at her young cousin’s ‘wimpy’ ways. Together, they manage to coax Anne along the ledge and even Dick is sympathetic which is nice to see. She’s lifted off the ledge by Julian and no one laughs at her. This means they earn a lot of brownie points here as in the 90s version Dick and George would have scoffed at Anne and Julian certainly wouldn’t have lifted her down. Thumbs up boys!

After they climb down a particularly well-placed but rickety ladder the Five regroup with Timmy who shoots off to show them a tunnel that he’s found and soon they are wandering down the dark passage with their handy torches.True to the book they do get locked in a little cave full of smuggled gold. I do believe that Timmy is the first to enter the cave and get trapped. They don’t seem to be in there very long however before Yan (Rupert Graves) arrives and they all pounce on him thinking he is the chap who locked them in. When they realize it isn’t however they do let him go but I don’t think I heard many apologies.

Anyway, back at the cove where Yan leads them they spot a boat coming into the cove with Mr Penruthlan in it, the Five immediately assume he’s the smuggler which matches up with the book as they assume there as well, causing Mrs Penruthlan to box Julian’s ears, which doesn’t happen in this adaptation (which is a shame cause its one of my favourite parts). However, Yan finally takes them through the pirates’ tunnel which has been changed from the wreckers’ way, and they find out that it comes out at Tremannan farm which they all agree is handy for Mr Penruthlan as they still believe him to be the smuggler.

The ending was quite a spectacle even if it wasn’t quite what happened in the book. The scene where the Five figure out what is going on, is done with Julian being the one to figure things out, instead of Dick and run after the Barnies. It’s a funny piece where Julian is running away from the Barnies with the head of Clopper the horse and he comes across a heard of cows walking down the lane and shouts, “Get out of the way, cows!” It’s quite hilarious when you think about it, because these cows don’t care what’s going on, they just want to get to their new patch of grass.

The Not So Good

Now I know this bit is going to sound like a petulant fangirl but there wasn’t enough Rupert Graves screen time in this episode. It would have been nice to see a bit more of his Yan, and considering that Yan has a big part to play in the middle of the book, it felt like he was barely in it at all. However, what there was of him as excellent and the accent was still very strong and convincing. That’s my only character moan of these episodes is that we don’t get to see enough of Rupert Graves as Yan – even though Yan is one of my least favourite characters Rupter Graves makes him bearable.

The change of the name of the secret passage from wreckers to pirates is a bit of an unnecessary change. I mean why would you change something like that, which really has little overall bearing on the story except the wreckers never set foot on a boat to lure ships into the coves. The change is silly and insignificant and even though it doesn’t make that much difference its the principle of the thing – Blyton wrote wreckers for a reason, that should be honoured. Also, why change it? I mean would children in the 1970s not know what a wrecker was? But then why in the 90s did the word stay in the TV episode? I must admit that script writing is largely beyond me, and these small changes don’t make much sense to me if I am honest. Nitpicking? Perhaps.

The biggest change I want to look at before I wrap up is the Guvnor and Binks. Binks as you will know is in charge of Clopper than horse, and in the book he is a jovial sort of fellow who quite likes the children, even if he doesn’t like them enough to let them play around with Clopper’s head, however in the episodes that were made here, he was a nasty little man, grumpy to the extreme and very rude and as it turns out very cunning. The Guvnor on the other hand has also had a complete one hundred and eighty degrees personality change and is basically Mr Binks from the book. However as it turns out, both of them are up to their necks in the dodgy dealing that Mr Penruthlan was trying to investigate. However, why? Why was this change made – the Guvnor was perfectly capable in the book of doing the dirty on his own, so why change it so Binks was also a bad guy? It doesn’t make any sense!

Conclusion

Whatever I say, how can I not like this episode? Apart from my niggles, the two parts of Five Go Down to the Sea are well done, atmospheric and absorbing. The supporting cast were nice and strong, bouncing along nicely with the Five and Timmy. So here’s to a jolly episode and quite a nice adaptation of a very atmospheric and hard to replicate novel!

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The Famous Five Party Game as played by Fiona

First up: I didn’t throw a party to play this game. It’s really not that sort of game in fact! I bought it mostly because I just love Eileen Soper’s work, and because it wasn’t too expensive. I don’t know how many 1950s boxed-games have survived the past 60 years, so when I saw this one was in pretty good condition I felt like it was something I should add to my collection.


WHAT’S WRONG 

THE FAMOUS FIVE
PARTY GAME FOR GIRLS & BOYS BY ENID BLYTON

Is not the shortest or catchiest title for a game, but the box pretty much sets out what to expect.

  • For any number of players
  • A Party Game for all Enid Blyton Readers
  • Specially drawn pictures by Eileen Soper of the “Famous Five”
  • In every picture there are 9 mistakes for you to find

It is made by Pepy’s, incidentally, the same maker of the Famous Five Card Game and the Famous Five Adventures Card Game.

The game I have is almost complete with the instructions and 11 out of the 12 cards.

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THE INSTRUCTIONS

For 2 to 12 players

This is an easy-to-arrange game for girls and boys, which can last from about 10 to 30 minutes as you prefer.

There are 12 cards and 3 different pictures so that there are 4 cards of each picture.

In each picture the artist has purposely made 9 mistakes. The mistakes are listed below. Some are easily seen while others require careful observation.

HOW TO PLAY. Give one card to each player. Tell them all that on each card there are 9 mistakes and allow them say 10 minutes to discover what the mistakes are. When the time is up ask anyone who has found 9 mistakes to come forward to you with their card. If none found 9, then those with 8, or 7, and so on. The player or players should then tell you verbally what the mistakes are, pointing them out if necessary on their card. You can check the answers by the list below. You will probably find it better not to let the other players hear the answers given by any individual player.. If you wish to make the game last longer you can now ask the players to exchange their cards so that everyone has a new picture. Give them another 10 minutes and again check their verbal answers. As there are 3 different pictures the cards can be exchanged once again so that everyone will have attempted three. The winner is the player who gives the most correct answers.

So those are very in-depth! It really sets the scene for the sort of party this would be used at – the sort where Mummy organises all the games and doesn’t want anything too rowdy!

It definitely isn’t the sort of game where the kids could play alone, not considering the answers are all printed at the bottom of the instructions!

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THE CARDS

There are three different cards:

No. 1. The Famous Five as Detectives. This is a scene from Five Get Into Trouble as it features the black Bentley – KMF102.

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No. 2. The Famous Five at Kirrin Cottage. This could be from any Kirrin-based story, really.

dscn6630No. 3. The Famous Five at the Circus Camp. This would either be Five Go Off in a Caravan or Five Are Together Again perhaps.

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PLAYING THE GAME

As I said at the start I did not organise a party to play the game. Instead I did my best to not glance at the answers and then looked at the cards.

My score:

Card No. 1. I managed to come up with seven possible answers.

Five were right and I missed four others. In my defence I am not an expert in 1950s cars, telegraph poles or boys’ blazer pockets! I imagine it would have been easier for children back then as they would have been more familiar with these things.

Card No. 2. I only managed 5 suggestions this time! At least all five were right, but again I fell down on quite 1950s things like windows and fireplaces! Interesting to note that George is merely ‘girl on pouffe’!

Card No. 3. I did a little better this time. I has six ideas and six right answers. My knowledge of tent and caravan architecture is lacking though.

A final score of 16 out of 27, then. Wonder if that would be enough to win at a party!


FINAL THOUGHTS

This is a nice little game – mainly for the Eileen Soper illustrations. I’m not sure her distinctive but sketchy style truly lends itself to a ‘what’s wrong’ type of game, though. It’s quite easy to mistake a rough line as something it isn’t. I’m not imagining doing it with Betty Maxey illustrations – those have enough ‘what’s wrong’ moments without her adding anything extra. Furniture, people and animals missing legs abound.

I think I’ll try the cards out on some unsuspecting friends and family and see how they do!

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Monday #191

I had a really hard time coming up with something to write about this week. It’s strange how there are times that you’ve got more ideas than days to publish them, and then all of a sudden you run out. I did come up with something eventually, though!

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