Monday #276

My top Famous Five moments

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If you like Blyton: The Borrowers by Mary Norton

Cliff Castle, from the book The Secret of Cliff Castle, is (hardly surprisingly) a castle on a cliff. Well it’s not a real castle, more a big building built by one of those mysterious old men who likes their privacy but also has more money than sense and thinks building a great hulking castle with towers and slit-windows is an excellent idea. Luckily this old man includes a tiny door in the back, perfect for children involving themselves in an adventure, and also a handy secret passage down to the bottom of the (non-seaside) cliff.

Josephine, often known as Jo, Jones is one of Malory Towers ‘failed experiments’. Mrs Greyling likes taking on troublesome girls and trying to turn them around. Sometimes it works, but not in Jo’s case. Jo’s parents are nouveaux riche (a terrible sin) and they are loud and gaudy with it, and always telling Jo how wonderful she is. Her father in particular thinks that school is just a laugh and that Jo is there to have a good time. Jo ends up being expelled when she takes her own money (three whole pounds!) back from Matron, plus a few more by accident and then runs away with a first former.

I feel sorry for Jo, as although she is rather annoying and full of herself, she hasn’t had much of a chance thanks to her father. She remonstrates with him in the end, telling him that he always said things like being bottom of the form and breaking rules don’t matter, but they do.

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10 facts about Malory Towers and me

1. I didn’t own the full series as a child, but I’m not sure exactly what I did have. Fifth Form I had bought from the library for 20p, and Second Form I bought an Armada paperback somewhere eventually. I think most of the times I read Malory Towers it was books borrowed from the library.

2. My favourite was always Second Form, perhaps because I read it less often and therefore there was more anticipation of that thrilling finale with Mary-Lou and Daphne on the cliffs.

Second Form at Malory Towers dust jacket 1957 reprint by Lilian Buchanan
3. I always pronounced Alicia wrongly in my head as a child and have to correct myself now. It could either be Ah-leesh-ah or Ah-lissy-ah but I thought it was literally the name Alice, followed by an ‘ah’ sound. It was a friend who kindly corrected me one day.

4. I’ve always thought the brown and orange Malory Towers uniform sounded quite ugly, and wonder how Darrell could have liked it so much.

5. Despite loving the books I never had the desire to go to boarding school, sharing a dormitory with five other girls you might hate? No thanks. However, the rocky swimming-pool I would have loved, as I love sea-swimming and swimming in general.

6. I (shock, horror!) often prefer Jenny Chapple’s illustrations to the originals by Stanley Lloyd. Lloyd’s are more detailed and more skilled, but they are so grey and dreary-looking. Jenny Chapple’s are perhaps a touch ‘wibbly-lined’ but they have more character and despite being done some twenty years later for the Armada paperbacks, they are quite in-keeping with the time they are set.

7. I sometimes have cried at both the end of the series and at the end of the pantomime in the fifth book.

8. I have never read the continuation books by Pamela Cox, though I would like to. I have them for my Kindle already, so some day I will read and review them.

9. I always picture Deirdre the first-former in the last book as a tiny version of Deirdre from Coronation St. That hair, those glasses, just the size and age of a petite 11 year old. I think back then that was the only other Deirdre I’d heard of, so that’s how she looked to me.

10. I was struggling to come up with a tenth so I am going to put a totally random thing here, yes, more random than tiny Deirdre Barlow/Rashid. I read a 1980’s Methuen edition of Upper Fourth many times, and the cover always made me think the girls were going out at night in very ‘American’ clothes – it’s actually their pyjamas!

American going-out clothes, in my young mind,


So that is my hodge-podge of Malory Towers facts. What would yours be?

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Another load of search terms (#6)

Every time I look at our search terms there is something interesting, strange, or just completely baffling. Here’s the latest collection! (As usual all capitals are mine, and this is done is gentle jest meaning no malice to whoever is unfortunate enough to have had their search(es) land here.)


MORE MIXED UP TITLES

Review of Secret of Lost of Necklace novel, that’s a lot of ofs. I wasn’t sure what book this referred to – it’s closest to The Adventure of the Secret Necklace, but it turns out that there’s an omnibus edition of that story plus Mischief at St Rollo’s and The Children of Kidillin. The title (with or without the extra of) makes no sense unless the first story is also renamed inside.

Famous Five on Kirron Island review. I’ve seen Karin Cottage, Kitten Island and Kirren Island (the official 70s annuals made the Kirren mistake, and the font made it look like Kitten, which some people then put into eBay listings etc), and my phone wants it to say Kieron when I type it but I’ve never seen Kirron until now.

The Dreadful Children by Enid BlytonI feel bad including this as it’s so close, but it’s just not right. 

The Famous Five Movie in the Whispering IslandThis one’s also really close, there is a Children’s Film Foundation ‘film’, a serialised one, of Five Have a Mystery to Solve and it’s set on Whispering Island.


STRANGE QUESTIONS AND REQUESTS

What is the average yearly mileage driven by an RSPCA inspector?I have absolutely no idea, and I have no idea why this would land anyone on this blog!

Change the end of the Noddy and His Car story. To what? And why? What’s wrong with the real ending? Or is this referring to the fact that golliwogs are changed to goblins even though it happens throughout?

How do Noddy keep himself neat and clean? and the similar yet more specific What steps do Noddy and Big Ears take to became beat and clean in Noddy in the Toyland? can surely only be answered with ‘they wash’? I mean there is running water and soap in Toyland.

How old are Uncle Quentin and Aunt Sally? Who is Aunt Sally? (There is one typo in Five Have Plenty of Fun where Aunt Fanny is called Aunt Sally [Sally being Berta’s poodle] but she’s called Fanny every other time). And to attempt to answer I would assume that they are in their early to mid thirties at the start of the Famous Five series, given that George is 11. I don’t imagine they had her in their teens certainly, but they could be as old as 40 in Five on a Treasure Island. It’s very hard to tell as they aren’t described in terms of age or lack thereof.


CLOSE BUT NOT QUITE

My dog found a mysterious necklace The Five Find-Outers and Dog found a missing necklace, and that sounds a bit like something that could happen in a Blyton book but as far as I know, it isn’t.

An exciting adventure with mountain drawings I suppose the Mountain of Adventure or The Secret Mountain would fit the bill, though there are only a few illustrations showing the mountains in full.


CURIOUS FRAGMENTS

Not eat your story. No, well, I don’t think that books are all that tasty.

Amous Five style stationery and Famous 5 stationary both appear. I’m not sure who the Amous (Amorous?) Five are, but I know that the Famous Five wouldn’t have solved so many mysteries had they stayed stationary.

Well done Enid Blyton ending. Is that supposed to be about the ending of Well Done Secret Seven, or is it a congratulations for the ending of something else?


EVEN FATTY WOULD BE BAFFLED

The strings of incomprehensible nonsense have continued: dhn7hirgef5bxbat1jpotfccea7y3yggz1zyeufzenyvowoqn… etc, and afcrcxew_6ksw4w47yud0arf7eajwrpz5wph1p4dhcbrkfg0hokextwrnnsqcqzqos-zww…etc plus several more.

Corrector of Five on a Treasure Island any one corrector, who or what is a corrector?

Caillou taught my child terrible behavior, well Caillou is a TV programme for children and many people do say that his tantrums and bad behaviour are negatively influencing their children, but how that links to our blog I do not know.


DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK

In the Adventures Series of Enid Blyton, Dinah, why did you like this character of favourite and what is the best thing you like about this character. Why I like Dinah is irrelevant, it should be about why YOU like her.

Four words to describe the character Saucepan Man in Magic Faraway Tree. He isn’t a cheater.

Why I liked book Enchanted Wood. We’re not psychic, we don’t know why you liked (or didn’t like) it!


IT’S BLYTON. BLYTON. BLYTON!

The summary of Enid Blition’s, the name is wrong not to mention that the request isn’t finished!

Poems of Enith Blyron kids, both names are wrong here!


THE RARE SENSIBLE AND INTERESTING ONES

Authors like Enid Blyton, we have a whole section (two infact!) for authors you might like if you like Enid Blyton or if you want a grown-up Blytonian read.

Enid Blyton’s Fatty gets a 21st-century makeover. I’m always interested in moving characters into different times, especially seeing how 1940s/50s characters would work in the modern day. Bill Cunningham would have a mobile phone instead of a wireless to keep in touch with his work, and the Famous Five could Google map their route for their Hike to Two Trees and Gloomy Water. What would Fatty be like in the present day? Well I think he would be fairly similar, though better equipped, ordering disguises and things from Amazon Prime. He would take photographs on his smart phone of things like footprints and there would probably not be a single local bobby in a police house in Peterswood.

Famous Five books from best to worst – I can help you with that, or my opinion on that anyway.

Where is Kirrin Village locatedWe never know, really. On the coast somewhere in the south of England, of which my geographical knowledge is sorely lacking.


And that’s all, until next time!

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Monday #275

Blyton search terms

and

10 facts about Malory Towers and me

I’M THE BOLD BAD GIRL! BEWARE! I BARK! I BITE! I HATE EVERYBODY!

This is what is pinned to Elizabeth Allen’s back in The Naughtiest Girl in the School, as she has already earned the nickname of The Bold, Bad Girl with her behaviour.

Mr Galliano is the owner of a fine circus, and on the whole he is a good person to work for. He treats the circus animals well, and fires anyone who doesn’t. He has a temper though – and his mood is indicated by his hat. If it’s straight up on his head you should avoid him at all costs, but the more it tilts the happier he is.

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June 2018 round up


WHAT I HAVE READ

This was a really good month, even if you don’t count the two children’s picture books I still managed 8 books. Next month might not be so great as Outlander is an 800+ page beast of a book!

  • Prophecies (Lost Slayer #1) – Christopher Golden
  • Dark Times (Lost Slayer #2)  – Christopher Golden
  • King of the Dead (Lost Slayer #3)  – Christopher Golden
  • Original Sins (Lost Slayer #4)  – Christopher Golden
  • The Graveyard Book – Neil Gaiman
  • Dead as a Doornail (Sookie Stackhouse #5) – Charlaine Harris
  • The Giving Tree – Shel Silverstein
  • Get Lost, Laura! – Jenny Northway
  • Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #6) – Charlaine Harris
  • The Princess Bride – William Goldman

I’m still reading:

  • All Together Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #7)
  • Outlander (Outlander #1) – Diana Gabaldon

WHAT I HAVE WATCHED

  • Started Outlander series 2 (and ordered the first book from the library)
  • Taskmaster, both the new series and some repeats)
  • Murder She Wrote, as it was on at 6am on a Sunday and it reminded me I was having a re-watch, so I picked up again at the end of season 2.
  • And of course, still Hollyoaks
  • I have been subjected to the World Cup though I can’t say I’ve actually watched much, and I’ve watched more of Hey Duggee than I probably should, given it’s aimed at babies!

WHAT I HAVE DONE

  • Returned to work! It has been fine, very little changed while I was off and Brodie has been having fun with his grandparents.
  • Taken Brodie to his first soft play centre and to the beach for the first time too.
  • Had a father’s day barbecue at my parents’ house
  • Enjoyed more sunshine than we usually get in the summer
  • Saw Steps (and also Blue and Bjorn Again) live in my own city, having my first night out since before Brodie was born.

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My top 11 Adventure Series moments

The Adventure Series is one of Blyton’s best, and is full of exciting moments but also plenty of funny ones too. Here are my top 10, 11. It was going to be 10, as I said on Monday but as I was writing up descriptions for the moments I had chosen, I thought of another one that I couldn’t leave out!


11

Pepi is knocked out by a suitcase

The Valley of Adventure

In the middle of some very bad weather Jack is fighting of Pepi in the middle of the valley. He’s at a disadvantage being a teenage boy against a well-built and desperate man, but luck aligns for him and one of the children’s suitcases which has been tied up a tree out of the way is blown out and lands of Pepi’s head. This stuns him enough that Jack is able to tie him to the tree (using the rope he always has tied around his waist, of course) and flee back to the caves. I love this because it’s just such a surprise as you’re wondering how on earth Jack is going to get out of this and them bam! suitcase to the head. Pepi absolutely deserved it as well, being the baddie!


10

Kiki ‘falling’ off the castle

The Castle of Adventure

This is just a tiny moment but it always makes me laugh. Kiki is wandering about the battlements of the castle while the children are sitting eating, and she suddenly squawks and ‘falls’ off. The funny part is that you as a reader think ‘oh!’ and the children also have a sudden panic, before you and they all sit back down feeling stupid. Because Kiki being a bird, and having wings, was in no danger at all!

She went exploring along the stone coping at the edge of the tower, climbing upside-down now and again.

The children watched her, eating their cake. Suddenly Kiki gave an alarming screech, lost her balance and fell right off the tower! She disappeared below, and the children leapt up in horror. Then they sat down again, smiling and feeling rather foolish – for, of course, as soon as she fell, Kiki spread out her wings and soared into the air!


9

Bill is the pedlar-man

The Circus of Adventure

After a long and tense adventure already, the children are rather on edge when the two peddlars arrive at the circus and one of them seems rather too interested in Kiki and Lucy-Ann. Worse, even, one of them crawls under the caravan where the boys are sleeping in the night. But just as you think disaster is going to strike, Kiki flies to him and croons Silly-Billy and the peddlar-man pulls off his wig to reveal that it’s just Bill after all. And they are very glad to see him!


Hiding in the circus

The Circus of Adventure

After the escape from Borken castle, the children have to hide. Jack is already established as the circus-type with his talking parrot, and so Lucy-Ann and Dinah pretend to be from Jabberwocky and talk a load of nonsense. The best parts though are from Gussy and Philip. Having sorted out the escaped bears drama, the best way for him to hide is back in with the bears. The soldiers are completely convinced that any young man who climbs into a cage of bears and quietens them down must be a bona fide circus worker and not an escaped prisoner. And then, Gussy. Well. Poor Gussy with his long hair gets dressed up as Old Ma’s granddaughter, Anna-Maria, complete with a dress and hair-ribbons. His great embarrassment helps, as Old Ma paints him her as awfully sweet and shy, so much so that a soldier hands over a coins and says he has a little girl just the same at home.


7

The aeroplane seats are the wrong colour

The Valley of Adventure

This is another tiny moment, a culmination of several other ones. The children have boarded what they think is Bill’s plane, and laid low after they heard gunshots. They are growing concerned when neither Bill nor his co-pilot speak to them, and more so when they realise that neither man is actually Bill. And then they notice the seat colours. They are red, and not green. They’re not in Bill’s plane after all, and that’d when they realise that they are in very big trouble indeed.


6

Philip and the Alsatians

The Mountain of Adventure

Although by this point in the book the children have established that the pack of snarling, howling creatures are dogs and not wolves, this doesn’t greatly diminish the danger. Mier and Erlick have released the pack of Alsatians to capture the children and Bill. Even if that doesn’t involve any biting it is still not a pleasant prospect, so when the dogs head into the stream tunnel and find the hidden group, we naturally fear the worst. But then Philip works his magic and all of a sudden this pack of menacing dogs becomes a big group of doggy friends. They’re so taken with Philip that he is able to set them on their handlers in a nice piece of justice.


5

Tricking Jo-Jo with the secret passage

The Island of Adventure

Jo-Jo is one of those baddie that we love to hate – and I guess most of us will have marked him as a baddie before we even know he’s involved in illegal dealing over on the Isle of Gloom. He’s a baddie purely down to his nasty attitude and bad treatment of the children. So when the children find a passage that leads to Craggy Tops’ cellars from a cave on the beach, it’s quite fitting that they get Jo-Jo back. They go into the caves in view of Jo-Jo who sits and waits for them, not intending to let them out of his sight. They simply slip up the passage and into the house and are at their own leisure, then. Jo-Jo waits for hours, and then he goes to Aunt Polly to tell her that the children are most likely lost in the caves. Seeing as they’ve had an early lunch then taken a picnic-tea out, Aunt Polly accuses him of lying and of having lazed around all afternoon and come up with the story to cover himself. Jo-Jo’s reaction is priceless when he realises he’s been had, and he just can’t work out how.

Jo-Jo’s mouth dropped open. He simply could not believe his ears. Hadn’t he been on the beach by the caves all the morning?  He would have seen the children as soon as they came out.

“Don’t pretend to be so surprised,” said Aunt Polly sharply. “Just stir yourself and do a few jobs quickly. You will have to do this afternoon all the things you didn’t do this morning.”


4

 The walking suits of armour

The Castle of Adventure

Down in the secret room of the castle there are half a dozen suits of armour standing on pedestals, which could be quite creepy at the best of times. Now imagine there’s a storm raging overhead, you’re desperately plotting the last bits of your dastardly plan to steal the secrets of a military machine, and the suits of armour suddenly creak and clank their way down to join you. Well that’s exactly what happens, Bill, a few of his men plus Philip are inside the suits, spying on the proceedings and then (a little awkwardly) do their best to apprehend the baddies.

 


The bears escape

The Circus of Adventure

The circus which Jack is travelling with has several animals including three bears. Fank, their owner and trainer, has been taken ill and the bears are restless. The last time Fank was ill he managed to get out of his bed to sort things out but according to Pedro it nearly killed him. So this time Jack arranges the rescuing of Philip and the others, sure that Philip can help. By this point the bears have broken the sides of their wooden cage, and two have escaped. Little Madam Fifi, the chimp owner, is brave enough to hook a lamp over the broken area to keep the last bear in, but it’s down to Philip and a jar of treacle to tempt the two other bears back inside.

 


2

The girls’ waterfall antics

The Valley of Adventure

Before Pepi is knocked out by a suitcase, he and Juan follow the boys along the river towards their cave. Meanwhile, Lucy-Ann and Dinah have found a little tunnel leading out of the back of their cave. It goes through a cave of echoes and then comes out on a completely otherwise inaccessible ledge behind the waterfall. From Dinah tries to warn the boys, but just attracts the men’s attention, which is good as it allows the boys to get into the cave without being seen. The men then spend a good long time risking life and limb clambering around the rocks trying to get behind the waterfall, which is completely impossible. Then later, after Otto Engler has arrived, the boys want to go check on him, but Pepi is watching the waterfall area. The girls head behind the waterfall and do an energetic dance, complete with sweater waving, to keep his attention from the boys.


1

Don’t forget Bill Smugs

The Mountain of Adventure

When a helicopter comes to drop supplies at the top of the mountain, it also takes away Philip who has the king of the mountain’s crazy flying wings on. He’s supposed to jump out to test them. But just as the helicopter leaves, they hear the shout of ‘Don’t forget Bill Smugs’…

The helicopter rose straight up into the air. The pilot leaned forward and shouted something loudly.”Don’t forget Bill Smugs!” he called, and his voice was no longer the same as it had sounded before. It was quite different. It was somebody else’s.

In fact – it was BILL’S VOICE!

So we then know that not only is Philip safe but the others will surely be rescued by Bill too.


So those are my top 11. There were a few other things I could have chosen, like the children’s capture of Horace Tipperlong in The Sea of Adventure or one of many of Kiki’s clever remarks but 11 is a nice, round(ish) number so let’s leave it there.

What are your favourite moments from the Adventure Series?

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Monday #274

My top ten Adventure Series moments

and

June round up

“Ock-ock-oo.” – Mr Penruthlan

Mr Penruthlan is a giant of a man but most of the time he lacks an important element of speech – his false teeth! Thus most of his sentences are about as clear as mud, though Mrs Penruthlan seems to be able to translate them without any difficulty!

The castle of The Castle of Adventure is a huge, rather sinister building. The only way in (unless you have a key to one of the doors) is across a plank and through a narrow window, or by getting soaked wriggling through an underground stream. Once inside it is full of fusty, musty, dusty rooms and mouldering furniture. There is  a courtyard complete with an eagles’ nest, though, and a secret underground room where the suits of armour may or may not clank to life. Unfortunately it is half destroyed in a storm near the end of the book, making it even more inaccessible! By now it would probably be largely ruined I would think.

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Summer reads

After a glorious May, and a bit of a cloudy June, summer seems to have arrived in earnest in Scotland. We spent an afternoon at the beach and Brodie paddled in the sea for the first time, and I started to wonder which books feature the best Blytonian summers. Plenty of books are set during the seemingly endless summer hols, but not all of them focus on the things we think of as summery – sunshine, heat, sunbathing, dips in the sea, ice creams and so on.


THE FAMOUS FIVE SUMMERS

Of 21 adventures, eight of them happen during the summer holidays.

Five on a Treasure Island, Five Fall Into Adventure, Five Run Away Together and Five Have Plenty of Fun all take place at Kirrin and so there’s plenty of bathing, boating and ice-creams when the Five aren’t too busy embroiled in adventures.

It was lovely to wake up the next morning at Kirrin Cottage and see the sun shining in at the windows, and to hear the far-off plash-plash-plash of the sea. It was gorgeous to leap out of bed and rush to see how blue the sea was, and how lovely Kirrin Island looked at the entrance to the bay.

“I’m going for a bathe before breakfast,” said Julian, and snatched up his bathing-drawers. “Coming, Dick?”

“You bet!” said Dick. “Call the girls. We’ll all go.”

  • Five Run Away Together (before Aunt Fanny is taken ill and they do the actual running away).

“Let’s go down and have a bathe,” said Dick. “If I’m going to have six bathes a day, I’d better hurry up and have my first one.”

“I’ll get some ripe plums,” said Anne. “We can take those down with us. And I expect the ice-cream man will come along to the beach too. We shan’t starve.”

Soon they were all down on the sands in their bathing-suits. The boys wore bathing-trunks and their bodies were as brown as their faces. They found a good place on the sand and scraped out comfortable holes to sit in.

  • – Five Fall Into Adventure
  •  Text: where they meet Jo for the first time. Illustration: later at the beach when Jo is spitting damson stones.

They choose caravans in Five Go Off in a Caravan as it’s far too hot to go on a walking tour like Julian suggests:

“What! In this weather? You’re mad!”
“We shouldn’t be allowed to.”
“How awful to walk for miles in this heat.”

And they end up going to Merran Lake which is just as good for a cooling-off bathe as the sea.

In Five Go Down to the Sea, the Cornish sea is very welcome for that purpose too, as it’s a very hot summer.

They walked a little way round the cliffs, and came to a great pool lying in a rocky hollow. “Just the thing!” cried George and plunged in. “Gosh – it’s cold!”

Five on Finniston Farm also occurs during a very hot summer, though there’s no sea OR lake to bathe in on the farm.

“Phew,” said Julian, mopping his wet forehead. “What a day! Let’s go live at the Equator, – it would be cool compared to this!”

(Just before Julian falls asleep sitting against a gate!)

Five Go Off to Camp is technically another summer one, but at the start they remark that the moors are awfully high and so may be jolly windy and cold. Thus the Five pack sweaters for their holiday. I don’t suppose this one really counts as a summer read as there’s no bathing or sunning themselves, but then that makes it more like the average British summer!

And lastly there is the short story –  A Lazy Afternoon. It’s so hot that the Five seek shade (and a nice cool stream) in the woods to laze about, and of course get caught up in an little adventure. (You can read this in Enid Blyton’s Magazine Annual #1, 1954, or the Red Fox collection called Five Have a Puzzling Time and Other Stories, 1990).

Illustration by Eileen Soper


THE ADVENTURE SUMMERS

Summer is perhaps a little subdued in The Island of Adventure thanks to the Isle of Gloom and all the mist around it though there is some bathing, sailing and swimming as the weather is generally better around the coast of Craggy Tops. In fact it’s hot enough for clothes to steam dry on the rocks.

I’m not sure what time of year The Ship of Adventure or The River of Adventure are set, but the children are off abroad in both, in the sunny Mediterranean and Middle-East respectively. It may not have been true summer in either location but for the children and readers it is surely hot and sunny enough in both to count.


SUMMER HOLIDAY STORIES

In the past few years several themed short story collections have been published. We’ve looked at the Christmas Stories and Christmas Treats and there have been four that contain summery stories. Details of all the Hodder short story collections can be found here.

Holiday Stories (2015) has 26 stories from sandcastles at the beach to enchanted ice-creams, while Summer Stories (2016) has 27 stories. Summer Holiday Stories (2017) has 22 sunny tales and Summertime Stories has a whopping 30 more stories of summer picnics and the like.


THE SECRET SUMMERS

The second story in the Secret Series, The Secret of Spiggy Holes, takes place in the summer holidays and before the mystery/adventure starts there is plenty of time for beach-exploring and bathing. Jack is particularly excited as he has never seen the sea before.

The Secret Mountain is set in an un-named African country, and it is a very hot one during the day. As is often the case, though, it becomes very cold when the sun sets. The Secret of Killimooin is set in the fictional country of Baronia, and it is so hot there that the royal family – and the Arnold children as their guests – travel up to the mountain palace for cooler air and, inadvertently, their adventure.


THE CARAVAN FAMILY SUMMERS

The initial book in the series – The Caravan Family – takes us through a few seasons, but the Seaside Family is set firmly in summer. As the name suggests the family take their caravans to the seaside – the east coast, as the west is not warm enough – and the children enjoy bathing in the sea. They enjoy it so much, in fact, they have their picnic lunch sitting in the shallows!

They went and sat down in the edge of the sea – all except Benjy, who thought it was a horrid idea. They ate their ham sandwiches and nibbled their tomatoes happily, while tiny waves ran up their legs and all round their bodies.

The Saucy Jane Family, in which they live on a canal-boat, is also set in summer and they glide up and down the canal under the sun, and even do some swimming. They also enjoy good weather in The Pole Star Family, as they are off on a Mediterranean cruise then.


THE MYSTERY OF SUMMERS

The Mystery of the Missing Necklace is set during a heat-wave, in fact it’s so hot the children almost don’t go to see the waxworks which turn out to be involved in the mystery.

Pip and Bets sat in their garden, in the very coolest place they could find. They had on sun-suits and nothing else, for the August sun was blazing hot.

The Mystery of the Invisible Thief is set the following summer, which is also having a heat-wave. Blyton sets the scene well:

“Gosh this sun is hot. Buster, don’t pant so violently – you’re making me feel even hotter!”

“Oh dear – it’s too hot even to laugh,” said Daisy.

….

“Though even if we had a mystery I think I’d be too hot to think about Clues and Suspects and what-nots.”

The Five children lay on their backs on the grass. The sun poured down on them. They all wore as little as possible, but even so they were all hot. Nobody could bear poor Buster near them for more than two seconds, because he absolutely radiated heat.

And that’s all just on the first page! Next there’s iced lemonade and Mrs Hilton demanding that Pip put on his sunhat so he doesn’t get heatstroke again.

The next summer is just as hot it seems – at the start of The Mystery of the Vanished Prince Pip is complaining that “I’m too hot for words. We’ve had five weeks of hot sun and I’m tired of it. The worst of our weather is that it never stops when it makes up its mind to do something.” I think that pretty much sums up the British’s ability to complain about the weather no matter what!

The Mystery of the Disappearing Cat is also set in summer but a quick skim didn’t find much in the way of references to heat or sunshine.


A FEW MORE SUMMERS FOR GOOD MEASURE

The Adventurous Four is a summer-book with bathing and boating, and the wearing of bathing-suits almost all the time, though it features a raging summer storm too, and proper clothes are needed for a time.

There is also the non-fiction book, Round the Year with Enid Blyton, Summer. This is a guide to all things summer in nature, such as what crops and flowers grow, which animals are active and so on.


So there you go, if you’re in the mood for a summer read one hot day, there’s plenty of choice. Unless of course you’re the type who likes to read about cold wintry days when it’s hot! (For that you can check out our other seasonal reads posts).

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Five On a Treasure Island

Five on a Treasure Island is an important book. It’s the first book of what is probably Enid Blyton’s most famous series, The Famous Five. It’s so important we have more than a dozen posts dedicated to it already, and it’s mentioned in many others. We have reviewed the TV series episodes, analysed the text for changes made in modern editions, reviewed the abridged and unabridged audiobooks and yet we have never reviewed the book itself. Until now.


WHEN I HAD TIME TO READ, READ, READ

When I was a child (longer ago than I like to remember!) I used to read tons. I would read and re-read my favourites over and over. I loved to pick a series and devour it over a week or two. I must have read the Famous Five start to finish dozens of times or more. And of course, that always started with Five On a Treasure Island. It’s one of my favourite Fives (in fact it’s my third favourite, if you want to be precise).

According to Goodreads I last read it in December 2016 but that was the unabridged (but slightly edited) audiobook, and before that it was when I compared the texts in 2013/14. So I haven’t properly read it since before 2012 which is when I started using Goodreads.

Reading a book for a review is always a different beast than just reading for fun, and reading it to assess for updates is barely like reading it at all. If I was just reading it I would get lost and stop really seeing the words, I would zone out and just see the pictures in my head for a good while. Reading for a review means stopping every so often and staring into space while I come up with clever and witty comments for a blog, which I inevitably forget by the time I sit down to write.

Anyway, I have read it. And now I will review it.


WHERE DO I START?

I thought reviewing an old favourite would be easy. It’s not. As I said I’ve read it countless times. I know bits of it off by heart – though funnily I perhaps paid more attention this time and there were small bits that surprised me with their unfamiliarity. Perhaps I have always skimmed those bits to get to my favourite lines! Apart from those little anomalies it’s incredibly familiar and comforting and I think it’s fair to say that I take it entirely for granted. It’s Five On a Treasure Island. It’s that chunky red hardback with the old-book smell that I used to think was the smell of adventure. Its pages are full of old friends that I love to spend time with. Julian is smart, capable and sensible, George is fiery, brave and independent, Anne is sweet, cheerful and find the joy in everything. Dick is witty, optimistic and usually hungry, and Timmy is faithful, brave and loyal.

The children don’t change all that much through the series. Some corners are knocked off, Anne gets a little braver and George a little less prickly, but we are introduced to them all at the start of this book. In fact George and Timmy are introduced to the others too, as despite being cousins they’ve never met. Let’s start there.


MYSTERIOUS COUSINS

Imagine having cousins you’ve never met, for no apparent reason. Well that’s what the Kirrins suddenly discover, one morning in the school holidays. It only comes up because they’re looking for somewhere to go on holiday, and Daddy suggests that his brother’s wife would he happy to take them for some extra money.

The children comment how odd it is that they have a cousin they’ve never seen, and have to ask her name and age. Even the adults have to think about it a bit. Georgina is 11, the same age as Dick, a little older than Anne and a little younger than Julian. And as a girl, she’ll balance out the group.

Their idea of her is that she will be a little odd, as an only child, and they feel sorry for her perceived loneliness. They also think she will fit in perfectly with them as she balances out the boy/girl ratio and is the right age.

As it turns out they are both completely right and rather wrong at the same time.

George is certainly ‘odd’ at first view. She doesn’t turn up to meet her cousins at first, and one of the first things she says to Anne is:

I’m not Georgina… I shall only answer if you call me George. I hate being a girl.

That may be unrelated to being an only child, but the loneliness is not. I don’t think she garners much sympathy in person, mind you. She is quite rude and abrupt (perhaps just trying to protect a more sensitive nature than she lets on) to her cousins, and the impression is she is the same to any local children. She believes she is better off on her own, or at least just her and Timmy. With Timmy keeping her company she isn’t quite as lonely as you’d think, and in good weather she must keep busy out with him in her boat and on her island (it’s not clear but I presume she goes to a local day-school, as after this book Uncle Quentin says he can finally send her to a good school).

In the end she does fit in perfectly with the other three but it is a bit of a rocky start. Being nice and friendly children the other three start to break down George’s walls. They tell her she can go off on her own and they won’t tell tales and they praise her mother which starts her softening to them. Quickly she learns that she does have things to share – Timmy, her island and wreck – so she can accept ice-creams and things from her cousins and a much more amicable relationship begins.


KIRRIN

Kirrin is one of my favourite fictional locations ever. It has a lovely sandy beach with water you can swim in, and even better it has a private island complete with ruined castle. I love exploring ruins and having your own would be wonderful. In the height of summer, when the book is set, it’s such an idyllic place. Perfect for lounging on the beach, paddling, boating and picnics. The fact that no-one (or, at least very few people) can navigate the rocky sea to reach Kirrin Island just makes it that bit more secret and exciting.


THREE LEVELS OF ADVENTURE

To me, this book has three definite stages. They are all adventurous, just to different levels.

There is the early portion of the book where the excitement comes simply from the cousins meeting and Julian Dick and Anne exploring Kirrin. There’s enough friction between George and the others, plus the secret of Timmy which is nearly spilled, to keep it interesting above and beyond the simple pleasure of exploration.

Next the adventure ramps up, as George’s great-great-great-grandfather’s wreck is thrown up by a violent storm. This is exciting in itself, and becomes even more so when they explore it and find a treasure map. The promise of hunting for gold ingots on the island surely would be adventurous enough for a book, but no, there’s more.

The final level of adventure has the Five up against some nasty crooks who also want the gold. So instead of just a hurried treasure hunt (they need to find the gold before the island is sold) Julian and George are captured and held prisoner, Dick mounts a daring rescue and they have to foil the baddies’ plans.


INTERESTING POINTS

I’m not going to get into too much of what goes on in future books, I’ll leave that for when I’ve read them, but there are a few things that people always discuss when it comes to the Famous Five. One is the name Kirrin.

In this book we know that:

a) George, her mother and father are all Kirrins.

b) The house, island and farm are all called Kirrin

c) The above plus, previously, the surrounding land belonged to George’s mother’s family.

d) Julian and George’s fathers are brothers.

e) Julian’s father has only the vaguest recollections of Kirrin and presumably has not spent much time there.

This doesn’t instantly cause any problems as we must just assume that Quentin took his wife’s name to keep the connection with the area. However, later books seem to contradict this.

Uncle Quentin is an interesting character, and a bit of a contradiction. I know that everyone has flaws and can’t be clever all the time but he really isn’t very smart in this book. He is supposedly an extremely clever scientist, and I can overlook him not making much money as all he does is write books, and I can completely get the notion that he’s brilliant at his work but useless at remembering meal-times and so on. However, he is surely completely idiotic to sell the island all of a sudden, without ever having looked at what the children found on the wreck. Also the fact he takes an afternoon nap and sleeps through Julian nicking the box from the wreck just strikes me as quite un-Quentin like based on other books where he is more or less a work-aholic. But I suppose all that is important for the plot. If he had said ‘no’ to the sale, the children would have been in less of a rush to find the gold and perhaps the men would have carried it off before they found it. And that wouldn’t have been a Blytonian ending, now, would it?


So there you have it, my first proper Famous Five review.

Next post: Five Go Adventuring Again

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Monday #273

 

Five on a Treasure Island

and

Blyton’s Summer reads

The Mystery of the Missing Man is the thirteenth Five Find Outers mystery, and involves well, a missing man! The police are after him, and therefore so is Fatty and the other Find-Outers. This is complicated by the Trottevilles having guests: Eunice, who could literally give Fatty a run for his money, and her father who is a beetle-lover and in town for a beetle conference. Somehow all these elements collide and yet the mystery still gets solved.

 

Uncle Quentin is what you might call a stroppy scientist, if that was a common phrase. He’s not quite a mad scientist – he’s too serious and neatly turned out, and he doesn’t do wild experiments or anything. He does work very hard, though, and expect near silence and peace for his work. That’s a little hard to come by when you have four children and an excitable dog in the house, so he is prone to outbursts and door-slamming when he is interrupted. He isn’t all bad though, he is generous with what he has and only works so hard to provide for his family. If you can get past his hot temper, he is actually quite fair and reasonable most of the time.

 

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May 2018 round up

This is rather belated due to the laptop problems I had this month, but better late than never!


WHAT FIONA HAS READ

Not as good as last month, but not terrible!

  • The Magic Faraway Tree (reviewed here)
  • Mean Girls – Michael Ostow
  • Dead to the World (Sookie Stackhouse #4) – audiobook by Charlaine Harris
  • Five On a Treasure Island which I will be reviewing soon

I’m still reading:

  • Prophecies (Lost Slayer #1) – Christopher Golden

WHAT FIONA HAS WATCHED

  • Finished Outlander series one
  • Gone back and rewatched some of Mythbusters
  • The new series of Taskmaster
  • And of course, Hollyoaks

WHAT FIONA HAS DONE

  • More geocaching (this would be quite Famous Five-y if we weren’t using a smartphone app!
  • Enjoyed lots of very sunny weather by going to the park and having picnics (but not appreciated the 24 degree night times so much!). Brodie has loved going on the baby swings and having his first play in a paddling pool.
  • Had plenty of lunches out, including for my sister’s birthday. Brodie was treated to a baby buffet that day and stuffed his face. He had just turned 9 months then, how is that possible?
  • Been to our small local wildlife park, and saw otters, bears, a lynx, wolves, meerkats, lemurs and more.
  • Blog wise I finally got around to updating the indexes at the top of the page to include all the book reviews, tv related posts, recipes and random stuff we have written in the past year!
  • Started a (slow) re-read of the Famous Five series so I can review each book. I can’t believe that hasn’t been done on the blog before!
  • Gone more eco-friendly and started using washable wipes for meal times and nappy changes.

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Philip Mannering’s animals – an essential A-Z guide

Philip has a magic way with animals and can tame just about anything to want to live in his pockets. He never keeps anything as banal as a cat or dog, but it would not be unusual to see a mouse run out his collar or a caterpillar from his sleeve.

Here’s a guide to the various animals he meets and pets he collects in the 8 books of the Adventure Series.


A

Alsatians – Philip befriends an entire pack of Alsatians – which they previously had thought were wolves – in The Mountain of Adventure. This is unfortunate for Meir and Erlick who are using the dogs to round up run away paratroopers, as instead of finding the children the dogs turn on their masters at Philip’s instruction.

Philip faces the friendlier-than-they-look Alsatians

B

Badgers – Philip and Jack go badger-watching in The Circus of Adventure and see a family with playful cubs.

Bat – before The Island of Adventure Philip has kept a pet bat, Dinah warns him not to bring another one home in her letter to him.

Bargua – the only made-up animal in the books, a bargua is an extremely dangerous snake. It is green with red and yellow spots, and has a deadly venomous bite. Philip is gifted the snake by Oola, whom he rescued from his violent snake-charming uncle. It’s not a recipe for danger though as this bargua (which he never gave a name which is unusual for a ‘main’ pet) has had its ducts cut. This makes it safe, though shortens its life too. Nobody would know it isn’t dangerous any more which is a key point when it bites Raya Uma, the bad guy of The River of Adventure.

Philip uses the deadly-looking Bargua to scare off Raya Uma

Bears – Philip certainly never tries to keep anything as large as bears in his pocket, but he does befriend three circus bears in The Circus of Adventure. Their owner and trainer Fank is ill, and the bears are restless and escape their cage. Philip is able to lure them back with some syrup and his special animal voice.

Philip calms down the bears with syrup

Beetles – Philip is said to have put black beetles in Dinah’s shoes at some point before The Castle of Adventure. Then during that book he has four beetles he is training to obey certain commands.

Buttons the fox cub – Philip doesn’t find Buttons himself, rather the fox is a gift from wild-girl Tassie, when the children are on holiday in Scotland with Mrs Mannering. He takes an instant liking to Philip, though, and is happy to follow him like a dog. He is a playful (and smelly, according to Dinah) young cub who gets picked on by Kiki, because she is jealous of the attention that the children give him. He comes in useful though, as he finds a secret way in and out of the castle.

C

Caterpillars –  Although Philip does collect a huge number of bugs throughout the books, one of the first one mentioned is a very large and peculiarly coloured caterpillar. It crawls out from his sleeve when he’s being tutored by Mr Roy at the start of The Island of Adventure.

Crabs – briefly in The Island of Adventure he manages to keep a couple of friendly crabs in his bathing suit – before he sits on one and gets nipped and decides they’re better off in the water.

D

Donkeys – a group of donkeys are the children’s ride up into the mountains in The Mountain of Adventure. Unfortunately not even Philip’s influence is able to keep all but one of the donkeys from bolting when David, their guide, sees a face in a tree and runs off.

Donkey ride

E

Eagles – Although Jack is the one to camp out trying to get a photograph, Philip is still very interested in the two eagles which have built a nest in an old Scottish castle in The Castle of Adventure.

Earwigs – in The Island of Adventure Dinah warns Philip that she will throw a chair at his head if he tries to train earwigs again. Later she reveals he put them under her pillow and they crawled out in the middle of the night so you can understand her threat!

H

Hedgehogs – at the start of The Island of Adventure Philip has a baby hedgehog in his pocket, one whose prickles have not yet hardened. He has another baby one – which he is adamant doesn’t have fleas – at the start of The Castle of Adventure and Dinah implies the first hedgehog did have fleas. Philip agrees that once the hedgehog grows a bit and he’s sat on him a few times he will probably let him go.

Huffin – one half of a pair of puffins called Huffin and Puffin, from The Sea of Adventure. They are quite useful as they present Philip with fish for breakfast and help hide him when the children and Bill hide amongst sea birds in the water.

One of the puffins perches on Philip’s head, giving him a wonderful disguise

K

Kiki –  although strictly not Philip’s pet, she kind of belongs to all the children, even though she’s most definitely Jack’s. You cannot have an Adventure story without Kiki, she is a key character, even though she sometimes causes trouble instead of helping, but we wouldn’t be without this beautiful bird and her squawks of God Save the Queen.

Philip is baffled by the strange voice in the tree before he discovers Kiki

L

Lizzie the lizard – Philip finds a little lizard that he thinks looks like a small dragon in Austria in The Valley of Adventure. Kiki quickly christens her Busy Dizzy Lizzie and tries to peck her whenever she can see the lump she makes under Philip’s clothes.

Lizzie the lizard

M

Mice – Philip has a lot of mice and small furry creatures running up and down his person at any one time. The one we meet first is a small creature in the The Island of Adventure, but as far as I can work out, it doesn’t have a name. At some point before The Castle of Adventure he has had one which he trained to eat crumbs from between his teeth.

Philip’s mouse sits on his ear as the rest of his body is underwater

Micky the monkey – Philip rescues Micky from being stoned by children in French Morocco in The Ship of Adventure. He comes aboard and lives on the ship with them – winding Kiki up beautifully and having quite a few fights with her.

Philip comforts Micky after he has had stones thrown at him

P

Puffin, other half of Huffin and Puffin from sea. Arrrr.

Fish for breakfast

R

Rats – Philip has one young rat which escaped his sleeve in poor Mr Roy’s classroom at the beginning of The Island of Adventure and goes off exploring, ending in going up Mr Roy’s trouser leg.

Then he had a brown rat during the summer term before The Castle of Adventure, but left it at school much to Dinah’s relief.

He also has three young white rats in the early chapters of The Sea of Adventure used which he uses to scare off a governess that they don’t like the look of. These three are called Squeaker, Woffles and Nosey.

S

Sally Slither – Sally is a slow-worm, and not a snake as Dinah believes. She consents to living in Philip’s pocket during Mountain of Adventure, coming out now and again to warm herself in the sun and eat flies.

Dinah thinks Sally is a snake and is afraid

Snail – a very large snail shares Philip’s pocket with the baby hedgehog in The Island of Adventure, and is careful to keep inside his shell.

Snoozy the dormouse – this mouse is picked up by Philip on the top of Sugar-Loaf hill and lives in his pocket for the rest of The Circus of Adventure. Snoozy running around Borken Castle tells Jack he is in the right place to find Philip, once he has followed them to Tauri-Hessia.

Snoozy shows Jack that he is in the right place to find Philip and the girls

Snowy the goat kid – Philip makes friends with a young goat, which then follows him around the rest of his holiday in The Mountain of Adventure. Snowy even sleeps on his bed like a dog! He comes in useful when they are trapped in the mountain as Snowy’s sure feet let him climb down the nearly sheer sides to take messages and food between Philip and the others.

Snowy takes a flying leap at Philip

Stag beetles – Dinah mentions a pair of stag beetles Philip has had in The Sea of Adventure.

Starfish – Philip mostly picks up the giant starfish in The Island of Adventure to frighten Dinah, and he puts it back quite quickly as it’s not really designed for life in a pocket.

Squirrel – a young grey squirrel is living in his pocket at the start of The Island of Adventure. He meets another, but doesn’t take it as a pet, in The Mountain of Adventure.

Philip’s pocket-squirrel

T

Terence the toad – Terence the toad apparently has beautiful eyes, but Dinah objects to him hopping about Spring Cottage in The Castle of Adventure.

Terrence the toad

 


Looking for more posts about Blyton’s animal characters? Then try these.

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Monday #272

In case you were wondering if you had missed it, we skipped Monday #271. I didn’t have my laptop and wasn’t sure when I would get it back in order for me to write and publish anything (though I’d forgotten I had a father’s day post scheduled anyway). As it turns out I still don’t have my laptop back as it is unrepairable! I do however have a new one, and access to a computer at work now my maternity leave has ended. So we are back in business.

Philip Mannering’s animals

and

May round up

A real one this week – formerly known as Elfin Cottage, 83 Shortlands Road, Beckenham is up for sale. It was Enid Blyton who named it Elfin Cottage, back in 1926 when it was a new-build and in a more rural setting than it is now. It features a blue plaque with her name on it on the front and it could be yours for only a million pounds!

83 Shortlands Road, aka Elfin Cottage

quote of the week

 

“Next time you want to meddle in anything, Meddle, tell me before you start. It would save such a lot of trouble!”

Aunt Jemima has some sage advice for Mr Meddle, but unfortunately he never follows it!

 

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Blyton’s Fathers

A while back I wrote a post about Blyton’s mothers and then I had a sudden thought – what about Blyton’s fathers? Given that it’s Father’s Day this Sunday, it seemed like a good time to write about them.

Her own father – Thomas Blyton – was an important figure in Blyton’s early life. He fostered her love of nature and gardening as well as music and literature, and she was devastated when he left her mother and therefore the family when she was 12.

Divorce and fathers leaving is not a topic often featured in her books (it’s in The Six Bad Boys, but any other households without a father is due to his death, I think)  but there are plenty of fathers of different kinds to discuss. They take on very different roles to the mothers, though. While the mothers are generally at home providing the meals, the fathers are out at work and only home evenings and weekends.


THE TYPICALLY CROSS AND CROCHETY

Quentin Kirrin aka Uncle Quentin (The Famous Five)

Father to George and uncle to Julian, Dick and Anne, he has one of the worst tempers amongst Blyton’s fathers. He works from home as a scientist and during school holidays is often found stomping, roaring and slamming doors as the slightest sound sets him off. He’s also very absent-minded and often fails to see what’s right in front of him.

He’s not all bad, though, he genuinely cares for his wife and daughter and can be very kind too.

Above L-R
Quentin gets angry at a table being overturned with a crash (Five on a Treasure Island)
and again at a box being thrown from a window (also Five on a Treasure Island)
almost falling over Timmy (Five Get Into Trouble)
and falling over the children (Five Go to Billycock Hill)

Richard Lynton (The Barney Mysteries)

While Quentin’s temper is short and sharp, Mr Lynton (father of Dinah and Roger, and uncle to Snubby) seems to have a constant simmering rage going. The children are only home for school holidays, and yet he is heard asking how long do these holidays last? By the second day of the holidays in the Rilloby Fair Mystery he has been impatient, irritable, snappy and has stormed out of the room by breakfast time.

He has no patience for children’s noise and games, even though he must be out at work a lot of the time. Dinah calls him mouldy on at least one occasion, and while Snubby is terribly annoying, Mr Lynton’s grumpy, moaning face is probably worse as he is a grown-up and should cope better. He does redeem himself slightly when he warmly welcomes Barney into his house.


THE BOLD ADVENTURERS

Bill Cunningham aka Bill Smugs (The Adventure Series)

When we first meet Bill, he’s not actually a father. He’s a secret agent who befriends the Mannering and Trent children as part of his cover. He becomes an honorary father-figure to them, Philip and Dinah having lost their father and Jack and Lucy-Ann having lost both parents. He drops by to visit them when they are on holiday, he takes them off on holidays (which turn into adventures) too. He is interested in their interests and well-being and handles their squabbles easily. By the end of the series he becomes their father for real, when he marries Mrs Mannering/Aunt Allie.

bill in castle of adventure

Captain Arnold (The Secret Series)

Captain Arnold is an odd one. On the surface he seems like a good type of father to have. He’s clever, kind and sensible about raising children who stand on their own two feet. He and his wife take in Jack, who has no family of his own, after he helps the Arnold children, Nora, Mike and Peggy, escape from their abusive aunt and uncle. Unfortunately though being a pioneering aviator he’s rather too likely to disappear in a place crash, in fact it happens twice within a five book series. Having entirely misjudged the children’s guardians in the first book it turned into a doubly horrendous situation for his children. At least he left them with a decent adult the second time, but it seems foolish to abandon your children twice! The children end up going to rescue him the second time, and it’s his smarts that helps them all escape, but it was his bravado and foolishness that got them into that situation.


THE WORK DRIVEN

Mr Longfield and Mr Longfield (The Six Cousins)

Peter Longfield is a farmer with three children, Jack, Jane and Susan. David, his brother, also has three children, Cyril, Melisande and Roderick, but he works in the city. Peter has raised adventurous out-doorsy children who are mostly likeable, though they can been untidy, impetuous and taciturn. David, not helped by his weak and over-dramatic wife has raised somewhat spoiled, vain children. David’s neat city life is ruined when his uninsured house burns down, and needing to support his family he buys a farm near his brother’s. He works very hard (as does Peter), and recognises that his children have improved from their time at their uncle’s farm, becoming more down-to-earth and sensible.

Mr Rivers (Malory Towers)

Mr Rivers has two daughters, Darrell and Felicity. While he can be exasperated by waiting in the car for them (and his wife) to finally be ready to leave, he is far more genial and good-tempered than, say, Mr Lynton. He works very hard as he is a surgeon, and probably isn’t home an awful lot but he seems to have a very good relationship with his daughters. He strikes me as a firm, sensible father, but also one who values his family and enjoys spending time with them.

Mr Brown (Mr Galliano’s Circus)

Mr Brown has an unusual job – he is a handyman for a circus. Known as Brownie to the circus folk he runs around fixing benches, building cages and whatever else needs done. He has lost his more regular job at the start of the first book so when the circus job comes up he and his family give up their plain little house and move into a caravan to travel with the circus. Although being the ‘man of the house’ and the breadwinner, and a 1950s man to boot, he consults with his wife and their son Jimmy, and they are happy to go with him.

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Monday #270

My laptop is in being repaired at the moment so this week’s posts are reliant on me getting it back in time to write something! Fingers crossed.

Philip Mannering’s animals

and

May roundup

I remember a little boy called Dick who put aside two golliwogs, one teddy bear, three toy dogs, two toy cats and his old monkey to take down to Polseath one year.

Mrs Kirrin reminds Dick that Anne is not the only silly one when it comes to holiday packing, at the start of Five On a Treasure Island.

Five on a treasure island

Susie is a girl I think we are supposed to love to hate. I know some people feel sorry for her as her older brother Peter excludes her from the his club, the Secret Seven. But I can see why! He wants a group of his friend who are all the same age, and doesn’t want his annoying little sister tagging along. Susie takes this very personally and constantly pops up to annoy the Seven, and interferes with their plans. The unfortunate thing is she’s actually pretty smart and she would actually be a credit to the Secret Seven (if a very irritating one). Her own group, the Famous Five (below) don’t achieve as much as the Secret Seven or the real Five.

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Even more search terms (#5)

This really is the blog idea that just keeps on giving. Every so often I browse the search terms that have led people to our blog and there’s always something interesting or amusing to see.

Here’s the best of the latest ones!


MIXED-UP TITLES

Book review on the Sixty Form at St Clare’s by Enid Blyton. That famous book when Pat and Isabel are in their senior years, and by that I mean they are in their sixties. Or maybe the sixtieth form – either way they’re probably grey haired and a bit harder of hearing by now. But still at St Clare’s!

Enid Blyton karavan family book online read. This one’s perhaps about the Karavan family, Klare, Kelsea, Kraig and Konnor who go exploring kaves, kastles and korner shops. In a similar vein someone (perhaps the same someone?) wanted to know where is Karin Cottage from the Famous FiveThat would be Karin Cottage in Karin Bay. Owned by Fanny and Quentin Karin. Naturally.

Sinipsis about Secret of the Moon Castle. ‘Sinipsis’ aside, this one’s pretty close!

Main characters of the book Mystery of a Missing Necklace.

The Twins at St Claires review. St Clare’s is often misspelt. But not as often as Malory Towers is!

Mallery Towers audio book cast and Mallory Towers illustrated being just two of the ones I’ve seen recently.


YOU JUST MASHED THE KEYBOARD, DIDN’T YOU?

These ones are just completely baffling. Three strings of letters and numbers. Which definitely have never featured on our blog. If you Google them, google tells you that there are no matches. And yet someone googled these and landed on our blog… so in an attempt to lure these unsuspecting keyboard mashers to our blog they are now online, and so if they search again for them, they’ll definitely come here!

  • lj5uouymnkzyzwoimvhlzuebmfhlztmcqzhyzwoaolhlzt9hwgvjlfhlzt15p3eypaxyzwogo29l
  • gz9xmuxyzwoao2imwgvjqt8yzwoml2uio2jyzwomqt9lrd
  • ht9yokzyzwoulz91qphlztmcpzi3o3wepj

JUST PLAIN FUNNY

The Magic Faraway Tree review in about 200 wordsPoor misguided Google thinking could review a book in about 200 words. My review of The Magic Faraway Tree comes in four parts. Each part is rather longer than 50 words. In fact the shortest part is nearly 800 words and there are 3,713 words in total…


GOOD QUESTIONS

I like to see good, honest, sensible questions sometimes. Like –

Rockingdown Mystery did Mr King have a beard? – the answer being, most likely, no. He is described as having a firm mouth in the text, and the illustrations show a clean-shaven man.

Mr King, no beard.

Updated Secret Seven any good?– I don’t actually know, but I suspect not. The Secret Seven are one of the few main series I haven’t examined in regards to updates.

What happened to Fatty from Five Find Outers? Good question. Did he become a police detective? Did he start a red-headed boys disguise agency? I don’t suppose we will ever know!

i m a well known enid blyton’s character .i m made of wood who i am ?? answerThis maybe isn’t a great question, grammar aside, but I would guess it’s Noddy.

What kind of dog was Timmy in the Famous Five?Well, in the text he’s described as a mongrel, and that it would be quite impossible to say what kind of dog he was supposed to be. I’ve seen a suggestion that he could be at least part Podengo Grande.


NODDY ALWAYS THROWS UP SOMETHING OF INTEREST

  • the moral of the Noddy series novel
  • Noddy book where his head grows
  • Noddy angry

I suppose the moral of the Noddy series (not sure I’d call them novels) is to be good and honest, otherwise you’ll get your comeuppance. I’m not sure I have read any book where Noddy’s head grows, but there are a lot more books about him than the 15 original ones. And Noddy gets quite cross a few times in those, so I’d need more to go on there!


 GNID BYLTON? GUIDE BLOTTON? GOSH, WHAT IS HER NAME AGAIN?

Someone always gets her name wrong!

Five Go Parenting Enid Bkytin. That’s not her name, and funnily she didn’t write that 60-something years after her death!

Above: How the book looks, how that person thinks it looks and how it should really look.


THE CHEATERS?

The Famous Five sparknotes – Sparknotes seem to be something life CliffsNotes – short summary guides to books, designed to help someone understand a book. I think they’re mostly used by students who didn’t read/finish an assigned book for school!

And of course there are a whole host of search terms containing the phrases read free online, pdf, synopsis, summary and guide. 


HOW I WISH!

I think need to stop putting ‘TV’ and ‘movie’ in sentences with Blyton books, I fear I am misleading many people, as we had a few searches for things that unfortunately don’t exist.

  • Malory Towers tv show
  • Five Find-Outers movie
  • Secret Spiggy Holes tv series

Yes I know there was an episode of the Secret Series in the 90s based on Spiggy Holes but frankly it was rubbish and I’ve managed to mostly scrub it from my memory.


I just want to add that I’m not intending to seem malicious in poking fun at these search terms or the people that used them. I’m aware that many may not have English as their first language, or they may be very young given Blyton’s target audience. I fall into neither of those categories and I’m forever using the Google feature “did you mean…?” when I search, mostly due to fat, clumsy typing fingers. I always click the correct version when Google offers it too… especially now I know that somewhere someone can see what I entered!

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Monday #269

More Blyton Search Terms

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A-Z of Philip Mannering’s Pets

Location of the week is the Five-Find Outers’ local macaroon shop. Not only is it part of the hub of operations in Peterswood, it also serves the nicest macaroons, lemonade and other goodies, like ices. The lady always lets Buster in, and seems to like the children and share their dislike of Mr Goon. I don’t know about you but I’d really like to visit this macaroon shop!

Five on a Treasure Island is the first Famous Five book, and it happens to be the one I am reading right now. It is the one to introduce us to the Five and the wonderful world of Kirrin. It has a private island, a ruined castle, an old shipwreck, dungeons and a treasure hunt. What more could you ask for in a book?

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Blyton’s Funniest Animals

Now we all know that Enid Blyton wrote about a lot of animals, in fact almost every story she wrote had an animal of some kind in it. The great thing about her books is that she made every kind of animal accessible for children. Most of the pets I’ll be talking about in this post are unusual pets. Let’s delve right in.

Kiki the Parrot – The Adventure Series

How could lovable, “God save the Queen”, “blow your feet”, train whistle Kiki the Parrot, owned by Jack Trent not be at the top of our list? Kiki is one of those animals you want to own, she says all sorts of random things, makes the children laugh, saves them from the bad guys by flying at them or saying random things to startle them. Kiki is also very funny.

She’s extremely jealous when Jack pays attention to Philip’s new pets, and she doesn’t always like or tolerate the new animals. She doesn’t take kindly to the monkey Mickey in The Ship of Adventure who is quite happy to play tricks on her, and she doesn’t like Buttons, the fox, in The Castle of Adventure and is quite happy to be horrible to him. Kiki mimics the puffins, Huffin and Puffin in The Sea of Adventure, who also think of her as a sort of strange puffin. Kiki is certainly one of Blyton’s funniest animals because I don’t think I’ve laughed quite so much at fictional animal in my life. She really is a diamond character, perfect comic and strategic timing in places, but sometimes she can be the cause of the trouble. Nevertheless she deserves a spot on Blyton’s funniest animals without a doubt.

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Pongo the Chimpanzee – Five Go Off in a Caravan

Pongo isn’t an animal I would expect a lot of you to remember but because Five Go Off in a Caravan is one of my favourite books, Pongo has always been a funny and loved character to me. He does all sorts of funny things like shaking hands with Timmy’s tail and taking tea with the Famous Five and Nobby, as well as copying the things the Five do and following Anne around because she gives him food. He’s a very loyal animal, doing his best to stand up to Lou and Tiger Dan for Nobby and Julian, but he also has his funny moments where you can just imagine him taking tea with the Five and sipping tea out of a little cup. He doesn’t have the longest entry in the world, but I do believe he’s a really funny character.

Loony the Spaniel – The Barney Mysteries

Loony, the black spaniel, lives quite rightly up to his name – he is utterly bonkers. In the Barney Mysteries he gets himself into so much trouble and high jinx. He is what I would think of as a typical dog, fetching everything and putting it somewhere inconvenient.  He loves stealing rugs, bathmats, towels, and any sort of brush and making a huge pile on the floor somewhere for ‘his humans’ to fall over. I would say in my limited experience that is typical dog behaviour. He also tears off at top speed all over the place and tries to trip people up.  He especially gets himself into trouble when he and Miranda the Monkey get together. They encourage each other and Loony gets ridden like a horse and tears around like no ones business until the daft dog remembers he can roll over onto his back and knock Miranda off.  If this doesn’t make Loony one of Blyton’s funniest animals, I don’t know what does!

Who do you think are Enid Blyton’s funniest animals? Tell me in the comments below, or if you’re looking for more posts about Blyton’s animal characters, then try these.

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A completely un-confusing guide to names in Blyton’s books, part 2

Last time we clarified which Jack, or indeed Jock, was which, we covered the difference between Morgan, Dai and Llewellyn and Morgan, Dai and Llewellyn, and we made sure we knew our great-grandad from our old grandads.

Now for some Toms, Dicks and Harries, many Peter-and-Susans and lots more.


HENRYS AND HARRIES

This lot are really confusing. Harry can be ‘short’ for Henry, but also for Harriet, while Henry can be a nickname for Henrietta too.

So there’s Henrietta, also known as Henry – because she wants to be a boy – in Five Go to Mystery Moor, then there’s Henry Philpot who’s known as Harry, and his twin sister Harriet who’s also known as Harry in Five on Finniston Farm. None of those should be confused with Harry Lawdler, always known as Harry unless he’s masquerading as his twin Guy, from Five on a Secret Trail, or Harry Dunn from The Naughtiest Girl. There are even an adult pairing of Harriet and Henry (though they are not known as Harries) – the evil aunt and uncle from The Secret Island.


WHEN THE FAMOUS FIVE ARE NOT THE FAMOUS FIVE

The Famous Five have to be amongst Blyton’s most famous characters, nearly everyone knows of Julian, Dick and Anne, George and Timmy the dog. And quite a lot of people will have heard of Aunt Fanny and Uncle Quentin. All of them have counterparts in other titles.

Julian Kirrin has a counterpart in The Naughtiest Girl books, Julian Holland.

Dick Kirrin gets confused with Dirty Dick in Five On a Hike Together, but there’s also Cousin Dick in The Magic Faraway Tree (both have huge appetites too), and Dick in Three Boys and a Circus. Also in The Magic Faraway Tree, and other books in the series is Fanny, a young girl not to be confused with grown-up Aunt Fanny.

George Kirrin‘s name is short for Georgina, and there’s a Georgina Thomas at Malory Towers, though I don’t know that she ever shortens her name. Then there’s a boy George (no, not the singer) in the Secret Seven, and a George as a supporting character in The Secret of Spiggy Holes.

Anne Kirrin is the youngest of the group, and Ann is also the youngest in The Caravan Family.

Timmy, a quite unique dog you would think, also appears in The Naughtiest Girl. He only gets a brief mention but he belongs to Elizabeth Allen.

And lastly Uncle Quentin could potentially be confused with Mr Quentin from Good Work Secret Seven.


SCHOOL GIRLS

Blyton wrote about a lot of school girls, so it’s perhaps not surprising there are names that crop up at more than one school (and even more names that appear at school and also elsewhere).

Belinda crops up four times, Belinda Towers attends St Clare’s, Belinda Morris goes to Malory Towers, Belinda Green is a pupil at Whyteleaf and Belinda is also one of the Caravan Family.

Whyteleaf has a Kathleen Peters while St Clare’s has a Kathleen Gregory.

There are even two Joans mentioned at Whyteleaf, Joan Lesley and Joan Townsend, but neither should be confused with Joan (also known as Joanna), the cook at Kirrin Cottage.


AND (SOME OF) THE REST

As mentioned above, George of the Secret Seven shares his name. Two other members do too. Peter is the leader, and there’s a Peter in The Adventures of the Wishing Chair, Peter Longfield The Six Cousins, Peter Jackson in The Family at Red-RoofsPeter Frost in Hollow Tree House, and another Peter in The Very Big Secret. Peter-of-the-Secret-Seven‘s sister is called Janet, and there’s also a Janet at Malory Towers and a Janet Robins at St Clare’s.

There’s also a Peter who’s almost never referred to as Peter – Snubby from the Barney Mysteries. At least as Snubby you’re not likely to mix him up with anyone else.

Just as common as Peter is Susan. Peter in Hollow Tree House has a sister called Susan. Felicity’s best friend at Malory Towers is a Susan (possibly Susan Blake, but that comes from the continuation books as far as I know and isn’t canon in my opinion!), there’s Susan Longfield from The Six Cousins, a Susan in The Treasure Hunters, a Susan in The Four Cousins and of course the infuriating Susie from The Secret Seven books.

Also going along with Peter is Mollie from The Adventures of the Wishing Chair, and there’s another Molly (and Peter) in The Family at Red-Roofs.

There are some Whyteleafe pupils named above too, but others have their names elsewhere. Elizabeth Allen is the titular character of The Naughtiest Girl books, and Elizabeth, also known as Lizzie, Farrell is a main character of House-at-the-CornerNora O’Sullivan is Elizabeth Allen’s monitor, and there is a Nora Arnold in the Secret Series. There’s also Martin Follett, the kind but deceptive boy, and Martin possibly Curton from Five On Kirrin Island Again. 

There are two Sids in the Famous Five, one a paper-boy who is partial to chocolate mould and appears in Five Fall Into Adventure, while the other Sid is part of a double act who perform as Clopper the horse in Five Go Down to the Sea.

Spelt differently, but arguably the same name, are Louis and Lewis. Lou, short for Lewis, Ahlberg is a sullen cat burglar/jewel thief who specialises in tight-rope walking in Five Go Off in a Caravan, while Louis-no-last-name is a sullen stilt-walker who specialises in the theft of jewellery in Secret Seven Adventure.

And lastly there is Philip Hilton, better known as Pip, from The Five Find-Outers, and Philip Mannering of the Adventure Series.

That is, though, not to mention various minor characters such as the Jeffs, Jims, Toms, Pauls, Larrys, Wills, Pamelas, Ritas, and Eileens of Blyton’s books. It also doesn’t touch on the fact there are probably lots more Jacks, Peter and Susans etc in the hundreds of short stories!

Can you think of any more shared names?

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Monday #268

 

A completely un-confusing guide to names in Blyton’s books

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Blyton’s funniest animals

“I do love the beginning of the summer hols,’ said Julian. They always seem to stretch out ahead for ages and ages.’
‘They go so nice and slowly at first,’ said Anne, his little sister. ‘Then they start to gallop.”
― Five Go Off in a Caravan

I very strongly identify with this sentiment, even now as an adult the holidays I do have go far too quickly.

My character of the week is Bill aka Wilhelmina Robinson from Malory Towers I really admire her for not completely conforming with the ‘girlie’ ideaology that the other girls in her form have – all the needle work, dainty things she really destests. She even decides to carry on with woodwork instead of sewing or crafts when she gets to decide what she wants to do with her schooling. Shes a wonderful horsewoman and really feels like a very solid character to me.

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