If you like Blyton: The New Bobbsey Twins #5 The Case of the Close Encounter

Recently Sean introduced us to the first of the New Bobbsey Twins books with his review of the first book in the series, The Secret of Jungle Park. Now he will take us through his favourites from the series starting with book #5, The Case of the Close Encounter.

Sean and I have already covered some back story on the various incarnations of the Bobbsey Twins here.

As before this review contains spoilers.


The review

This is among my favourites of the series, if not THE favourite.

This book starts with Nan coming home sick from school. She asks her twin, Bert to do her babysitting job that night. It is with Artie, the most hyper boy on her list of babysittees! Bert agrees, and there is a wonderful sequence of hi-jinks young Artie gets into. (He’s not a bad kid, he just has a LOT of energy!) He insists on playing hide-and-seek, and runs outside. When Bert follows, with his flashlight, he sees a UFO! First an intensely bright light stops him in his tracks, then he sees a flying saucer looking pattern of multi-coloured lights spinning in a circle. These lights recede in the distance and disappear! Artie (who was hiding) didn’t see them and thinks Bert is “playing pretend”

The next day Bert tells his family what he saw, tells the police (who treat him seriously because Lt Pike put in a good word about the twins), and tells the newspaper (who are VERY sceptical), who makes mention of it on the radio. Later, the twins go to Artie’s neighbourhood to look for clues and after crossing the woods, see burnt grass in a clearing that look like two giant footprints! They also find a paper coffee cup from the Cup ‘n Saucer diner, as well as a yogurt container with an unusual brand. On the way back through the woods there is a small road where a motorbike almost runs them over! The driver is a reddish, wild-eyed man who isn’t very nice.

After leaving Artie’s, on the way home, they spot a café called The Flying Saucer Diner. The name is too good to pass up, so they stop. The owner has a foreign accent, which makes Flossie think he might be an alien. The twins question him on the coffee cup (that looks new), and he says the place used to be called Cup ‘n Saucer, but he changed it when he bought it, and no one has used those old cups for a couple years.

As the twins leave the diner, they spot an audio cassette on the seat of Bert’s bicycle. The recording is a threatening message! Flossie thinks the diner owner (Chuck) left it as he left for a bit while they were in the diner, and she mentioned Bert’s spotting the UFO. Nan thinks it might be the motor scooter guy as a similar tire mark is seen in the dirt, but as they can’t prove anything, they go home.  When they arrive, a strange woman is talking to Mrs Bobbsey. She has out-of-state license plates, and says she is writing a book on UFO sightings. She asks Bert a ton of questions about what he saw, but doesn’t seem to want to answer any questions herself (which makes Bert VERY suspicious).

In the meantime, the younger twins (Freddie & Flossie) go back to the diner to investigate Chuck and play his Space Invaders arcade game. When they get there, Chuck and two more bearded men are talking in a foreign language (the alien speech Flossie thinks) and then they come over to watch them play the videogame. They explain how games seem almost like magic to them because there isn’t anything like that where they are from (which they say is a small country in eastern Europe) and they even pay for an extra game for the twins.

Nan, in the meantime is trying to track down the yogurt and finds out that it is only sold in a health-food store in town. As she approaches the store, the scooter guy comes out, accuses her of following him and grabs her arm! The owner runs out and threatens to call the police. The man runs off in a huff. The owner says the man is Usher, he rents a place out of town, and is a little nutso.

The next day, Bert and Flossie go back to the woods to look for clues when they see Lenore Bainbridge (the UFO book writer). She is alone in the clearing talking into the air! Flossie thinks maybe SHE is an alien.

Things get even weirder for Nan and Freddie who are in the woods investigating. A ray-gun noise breaks the silence, and then a nearby tree bursts into flames!

Freddie is all for running away, but Nan stops and goes back. She notices that the burns on the tree are circular and wind around the tree like there was some kind of burning wire looped round it. Hmm.

That night, Flossie is awakened by eerie humming. When she looks out the window, a glowing, alien head is looking back at her! Her screams bring her family to the room, but it is gone when they get there.

The next time the twins go to Artie’s, the older twins stop to look at a parked scooter in the woods. They see a stack of Cup ‘n Saucer cups and an industrial strength flashlight in the back. They remove the flashlight’s bulb, and then figure out that Usher has something to do with the strange happenings (they narrow it down to him through means that I won’t get into here so this doesn’t become TOO long).

They call their friends on the police force to stake out the area near Artie’s house, and since they live in an isolated area, they have all the lights turned off but their big flashlight. That night, a silent helicopter lands! Usher also arrives on his scooter to try to wave away the pilot, but the police arrive and make the pilot come out and arrest both him and Usher. Then Bainbridge arrives. She explains that she is a government agent, and the two of them stole a secret silent chopper from a research and development department.

So, the UFO mystery is solved! The twins may not be able to tell anyone what happened, but the police know and give them even more respect, and they have a neat café they can go to!

This story as I said before is among the best of the books. It is suspenseful (for kids) without being too scary, and there are enough suspects to keep you guessing! Of course (as anyone who reads the series knows) there wouldn’t turn out to be real aliens, but as far as who the bad guys are, there were enough suspects and false leads to make you wonder. Chuck acted alien (or foreign) enough to make him a suspect, Lenore Bainbridge acted suspicious, and had some weird things, like what we would now call a Bluetooth device to make her a suspect. (Remember, this was the 1980s. So, there were no wireless radio communications common to people. Her talking into the air is spooky and strange enough to make one wonder back then. And Usher was always mean, but there was no reason to tie him to the UFO at first. Of course, he was the one who threatened the kids, and then when he heard the radio report of a UFO spotting, he knew the kids had no idea about what was really happening, and so thought he could scare them with the phony ray-gun attack, and the alien in the window (a balloon with phosphorus on it), as well as other things

Overall, this was great! It came out in April 1988, so I was 12. A bit older than I was with the earlier books, but still this flummoxed me as a kid, and was spooky enough for me to read under the covers! Deanna was my only friend who shared my love of  reading. It’s a shame, because she’s the only one I never camped out with one-on-one (being a girl) I think we did camp once with Brian, the Murphy boys and I in sleeping bags, and her in my tent, but it wasn’t the same. You can only be spooked with just 2 or maybe 3 kids. When you have about half a dozen, it doesn’t have the same feel.


An interesting addition

Sean has also sent me a photograph which was used in the cover design.

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Monday #395

 

The New Bobbsey Twins #5: The Case of the Close Encounter by Laura Lee Hope

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 16

WHOOOOOOOSH!

David was famous for his sneezes – but this was a really out-size one, a most magnificent specimen. It not only startled David; it startled the other three children, too.

But it startled the little watching man very much more!

An accidental human sneeze is as good as a parrot’s deliberate noises in Adventure of the Strange Ruby.

The illustration is from the magazine serialisation rather than the first edition, which had a different illustrator.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 15

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson visited the cliff-island the children first visited and found some signs of recent human habitation, but no children and no Bill of course.

cunningham and petrov


Chapter 15

After they finding their first clues as to where the kids and Bill might be, there followed a fruitless time of not finding anything on any of the surrounding islands.

They spent an entire day combing the five nearest islands, two to the east and three towards the north-west. They were sure that they might find something, as someone had certainly been on the last island but there was not so much as a flattened blade of grass or scrap of paper. As Anatoly had said, Bill and the children were very conscientious campers and so wouldn’t have left piles of litter around but if they had been there, there should have been at least some sign. None of the islands were particularly big so at least they had been able to cover them in a few hours each but they were still exhausted come nightfall and were taciturn over their meal before turning in to their makeshift beds for the night.

The next morning they were in for a shock. “The boat won’t start,” Thompson groaned in frustration after spending ten minutes trying to start the engine as Anatoly and Bentley packed all their camping gear into the boat once more. “I just can’t get the thing going!”

“Has it run out of petrol?” Bentley asked slyly, implying that Thompson was being dim. He considered himself captain of the boat and a far superior to Thompson, despite them sharing the piloting over the past twenty-four hours. Neither of them had offered Anatoly a turn, and he hadn’t asked as he hadn’t wanted to make a fool of himself, given his lack of experience.

“No, I filled her up last night,” Thompson replied testily, crouching down in the little cabin to lift the trapdoor that gave access to the engine. A small spiral of dark smoke wafted up.

“What was that?” Bentley asked, moving to Thompson’s side as he saw the smoke. “What have you done?” He pushed Thompson out of the way and then groaned. “Looks like the starter motor has burnt out!”

“I haven’t done anything!” Thompson growled. “The engine’s maybe just flooded. I’ll give it a few minutes and try again.”

A few minutes later and it was obvious the problem was more than just a flooded engine. Every time Thompson tried to start the boat there were sparks from the engine and the smell of burning was getting stronger.

“It might be the wiring,” suggested Anatoly, waving some smoke out of the cabin. “That would explain the smell of burning!”

“You’re a boat repair expert now are you?” Thompson snapped, his temper flaring. They were all frustrated by their lack of results at this time, and the prospect of being stranded on their boat for however long it took to repair was not an appealing one.

“No,” snapped back Anatoly. “But I did blow up small motors at school in the science lab! It is the same smell!”

“Oh well, if you did it at school,” Thompson retorted. “Remind me, when was it you finished school, five minutes ago? Or was it ten?”

“Which is why I remember it better than you, grandpa!” Anatoly snarled, his temper flaring.

“That’s enough!” snapped Bentley, stepping between the two of them. “This will not help us find Smugs and the kids.”

“I need to fix this boat and I can’t do that with you two bickering like children,” he continued. “I expect more from you both, so unless you want me to write you both up and report you as soon as we get back then you’ll only speak when you’ve got something constructive to say. And yes, Davey,” he added, speaking to Thompson, “I’m pulling rank on you, mate.”

Thompson shut his mouth, as he had just been going to protest Bentley’s tone. He turned his back on Anatoly and looked down at the engine.

“How are we going to fix this?” Anatoly asked stiffly.

Bentley raised an eyebrow at his tone. “I am going to examine the engine. In peace and quiet. You can find me the tool box, Petrov. Thompson, I want you to check over everything else and make sure we aren’t going to run into any more problems.”

Anatoly nodded and ducked out of the of the cabin to find the tool box that was hidden in amongst all the kit they had been carrying with him. He searched swiftly and then, tool kit in hand, went back to the cabin to hand it to Bentley.

Meanwhile Thompson was checking over the anchor winch and chain, studiously ignoring Anatoly. It seemed to take forever, Bentley checking the engine and Thompson examining the rest of the boat. Anatoly hadn’t been given any other tasks so he just sat on the edge of the boat, out of everybody’s way and waited.

Eventually Bentley sat back and stretched his arms above his head. “I think it’s just the wiring. Some of it’s burnt right away so I’ll have to replace it.”

“And how are we going to do that out here?” Thompson grumbled. “Shall I push Petrov overboard and get him to search the sea floor for discarded metal?”

Bentley swore irritably. “If anyone’s getting pushed overboard Davey, it’ll be you! I’m hoping there’s some spare bits and pieces in the tool box, if not, Henty’s going to get both barrels.”

Anatoly handed over the tool box, quietly hoping Bentley might push Thompson overboard as he was being so insufferable!

In the end, Bentley decided to take the whole starter motor apart, just to make sure the fault didn’t lie in there. He sent Thompson to relight their camp-fire and make them something hot to drink, and carefully removed the motor and began taking it apart piece by piece. He instructed Anatoly to sit and watch and explained everything he was doing, because as he said, it could prove very useful in the future.

With mugs of tea steaming on the wooden floor beside them, he showed Anatoly how to clean the corrosion off the motor with a bit of sandpaper, before wiping the area with a petrol soaked rag. “That’ll help stop it corroding again, though I reckon Henty ought to give the whole engine a once over when we get back and probably replace a few bits. I think all I can do is replace the brushes…”

He was half-way through that when Thompson called for their attention. At Bentley’s nod Anatoly was glad to lower the magnifying glass he had been using to direct the sunlight onto the motor where Bentley was trying to solder the new brushes into place.

“I’ve been scanning the islands we can see from here,” Thompson said, handing the field-glasses to Bentley. “Take a look at the one, and tell me what you can see.”

Anatoly scrabbled in one of the lockers and grabbed another set of field glasses, and trained them on the island that Thompson had pointed to. “There’s something in the tree,” Anatoly said after a moment. “It looks a bit like a big bit of canvas. Could it be a tent?”

“And do tents normally grow on trees in your world?” Thompson began, earning himself a thump from Bentley.

“Could be a tent, perhaps,” Bentley said. “It could also be a parachute, given that we’re dealing with aeroplanes in these parts.”

“Or,” he added, after a lengthy pause. “It might be the tarpaulin roof of an old shack, or a fishing net. We’re really too far away to be sure.”

“A parachute could be worrying,” said Anatoly carefully. “This is not on any flight path.”

“A parachute would be very worrying,” Bentley agreed soberly. “If it’s recent, at any rate. It could have been there for weeks…” They stared into the distance, the island not much more than a hazy shape on the horizon without the powerful field-glasses.

“Right,” he snapped after a moment. “Let’s get this bloody boat fixed. If someone’s landed on that island I do not want to be stranded here if they come looking this way. Thompson, I want you to keep watch, Petrov, get that magnifying glass.”

Anatoly pulled the magnifying glass out of his pocket and headed back to the cabin. He hoped that the thing in the tree was from a fishing boat and not one the kids’ tents. If they had lost a tent he was worried they might be injured or ill because they would be exposed to the elements. He hoped they could get the boat working and find them soon.

To be continued…

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Dog Loves Books and Enid Brighton

I feel like that post title needs a bit of explaining.

Dog Loves Books is a CBeebies programme. Based on a book by Louise Yates it features Dog who owns a bookshop and his friend Pug, who go on adventures in books.

I was half-asleep on the sofa one morning and Brodie was watching CBeebies, and I half-heard what I thought was the name Enid Blyton along with adventure and stories. Obviously I shook myself awake and hit the record button.

Turns out the name I heard was Enid Brighton but given the content of the episode I suspect this is an homage, or a way of getting around copyright issues!

If Dog’s voice sounds familiar to you it’s because it’s John Thompson of Cold Feet etc.


Dog Loves Enid Brighton (Season 1 Episode 35)

Pug wants to write exciting stories, and our two friends meet Enid Brighton. She has a very vivid imagination and they go on an adventure to solve all of her mysteries.

It is currently available to watch on BBC iPlayer here (but only until October 28, it may come back on if/when the episode is repeated) and YouTube here.

The episode follows what I assume is the premise of all the episodes, whereby the dogs run into a problem and look for help in one of Dog’s books. And I mean literally inside as they enter into the world of the book.

This time the problem is Pug is trying to write his own book (with the help of typing mice). It is supposed to be an action and adventure tale but when Dog reads it he discovers it is a list of all the things Pug likes to eat.

Dog suggests they try to find a book which will teach them how to write an adventure book, which leads them to none other than Enid Brighton.

Not any of the Enid Brighton/Blyton biographies I know of

Inside the book they meet Enid Brighton who invites them to join her gang of mystery solvers, rescue her uncle and capture some spies. In the end, though, she admits that these were all figments of her imagination and Dog encourages her to write her stories down.


When does Enid Brighton = Enid Blyton?

Here are the clues:

Dog says that the book he has picked out is about Enid Brighton who wrote dozens of thrilling stories. From the time she was a young girl Enid Brighton had a very vivid imagination.

The inside of the book features a ruined castle and a picnic. The picnic is made up of sponge cakes, jam sandwiches and lashings of fizzy pop.

Enid Brighton warns them that Spies from the old ruined castle are everywhere.

The gang they form is called The Thrilling Three.

Her imaginary uncle is called Uncle Quentin.

In a somewhat Inception-like moment at the end, after telling Enid to write her stories, Dog says and Enid did write down her stories, dozens of them and we still thrill to her adventures today.


My thoughts

I love that there’s a whole show about the love of reading and that it featured (loosely) Enid Blyton. It’s not on at a time our TV is usually on so I rarely see it, but I imagine there are other fun episodes which adults will get something out of that children don’t.

The general animation is fine, quite simple – I find the really stylised kind quite annoying as it’s distracting when you realise the Powerpuff Girls have no fingers and start wondering how they hold any of the things they pick up. Although the dogs and the backgrounds are better than the human character in this episode. Enid has those floating eyebrows that really annoy me. Either show the face and the eyebrows properly or accept that at least one eyebrow will be hidden by the hair! She also has an odd nose and crosses in her ears.

There is a weird moment in the middle where Enid behaves like a Scooby-Doo character and calls Dog Dr Bad the Evil Master of Disguise and tries to pull his mask off, and she does mention using a rocket to get to Skull Island but I imagine they were trying not to over-load it with Blyton references.

Lastly, I’m not a big dog person but I like this dog (or Dog) as he loves the smell of books and so do I.

 

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Monday #394

I did have a holiday planned for this week but due to the rules in Scotland it has had to be postponed until April 2021 (it had already been postponed from April 2020).

Dog Loves Books and Enid Brighton

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 15

 

The secret of Killimooin is a valley (or if you pick up a modern reprint, it could be a forest) which is believed to be entirely inaccessible due to the ring of steep mountains surrounding it. Unlike the Valley of Adventure there was no road pass in the past. As it turns out there is a way in – a very secret way, and once inside the valley turns out to be teeming with thieves and their families, an entire tribe of people in fact.

I found this photo today and it just made me think of Killimooin:

Image source: Porkfatwilly

You can just see at the top right where a waterfall might flow down into this secret valley and the path the river could take through the trees.

Though, actually, that’s not a valley at all. It’s the top of a fence post. I found the below image on an article from The Sun, but it’s not clear where they found the left frame.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 14

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson survived their night with the chickens and started their search properly.

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Chapter 14

They had managed to get dried and dressed again before they reached the next island and both Anatoly and Thompson were hoping not to have to wade ashore again. This island seemed to be made primarily of a huge, towering cliff which was simply covered in birds. The air was full of birds, doing a complicated dance it seemed, swooping in and out without ever colliding. As before they circled the island, training field-glasses to survey the area, and then guided the boat towards a convenient sandy cove.

Bentley steered the boat into the cove, Anatoly jumped out and waded the last few feet with the mooring rope to secure the boat to a handy nearby rock. He waited on the sand while his colleagues dismounted and watched the circling birds. “Not sure I’d be able to camp here,” Bentley said wryly. “It’s a bit noisy!”

“That would not have bothered Jack, or the others, probably,” Anatoly commented. Of all of them he knew the children best, though even his knowledge was limited to a few brief conversations. If he had been a few years younger, he could have seen himself being friends with Jack and Philip, but whether or not they’d have accepted him was another matter.

They watched the birds for a few more minutes, marvelling at the sheer numbers – and at their terrible clumsiness on land as they knocked eggs from their precarious nests on uneven ledges – and then drew their minds back to the task at hand.

“I think, with all these clumsy birds around, we should split up,” Bentley said. “It’ll be quicker and then we can get away from this mess of an island!”

Thompson nodded. “Whistle if you find anything.”

They each picked a direction and went off, eyes peeled for any signs of human presence. Obviously a human present would be a clear sign, but they were also looking for remains of camp-fires, foot-prints, scraps of paper, tin cans and so on. After a while Anatoly found a couple of patches of grass which seemed to have been flattened down. It wasn’t terribly obvious unless you were looking at it from the right angle, and he circled the area a few times, looking closely. He was just fingering his whistle, considering whether or not to alert the others in case it turned out to be nothing when three short, sharp whistle blasts came from the east.

He hot-footed it in that direction and found Thompson who was crouched by a small, gurgling stream. “I’ve found some footprints,” he said without preamble. Anatoly joined him in crouching and examined the ground. Around the spring there were clear signs of people. Flattened grasses and heather, slightly churned up mud where the ground was wettest, and, as Thompson had said, a couple of reasonably clear foot-marks.

Bentley turned up a few moments later and looked down at the footprints with them. “It’s a good start, I haven’t found anything,” he said as he examined the prints. “All I found was a lot of birds.”

“Pity they can’t talk,” Thompson remarked, taking a couple of photographs of the spring as evidence. “We could have asked them if they’d seen anything.”

“I think I might have seen something,” Anatoly broke in. “I was just about to whistle when you did.” He swept his arm in the direction he had come from. “There’s some big patches of slightly flatter grass over that way.”

The other two nodded and followed him without comment, showing that had at least some faith in him. Like he had, they circled the area a few times, examining it from all angles. They agreed it did not look like the sort of flattening that could happen to grass in the wind, it was too regular a shape. “Possibly a couple of tents,” Bentley said, crouching down as if looking more closely at the grass would tell him more.

“In that case we had better assume they could have stayed here, even if it was only for a night or two, and make a thorough search,” Bentley said with a firm nod. “I would have expected to see their boat if they were still here though, but there may be a hidden cove on this island that they came in at.”

They split up and began a slower and more methodical search of the island, starting around the spring and the potential tent area, and working outwards.

Coming back together, several hours later, they admitted that no other major clues had been found. Some loose earth had been investigated and a couple of tins had been found buried, and one or two other foot-prints had been spotted but that was it.

“They are not here,” Anatoly said with a shrug when Thompson and Bentley debated the fact. “They may have been here for one night and moved on. We need to keep looking.”

“Do we think this is where they have gone missing from?” Anatoly asked cautiously.

“We don’t know that they are missing,” Bentley reminded him. “All we know is that we can’t raise Bill on the radio. It could be broken for all we know and he’s gallivanting around some island miles away and having a grand old time!”

“All right,” Anatoly said, though he had a gut feeling that Bill was not having a good time at all. “Do we think that they left this island as recently as our last contact with Bill?”

“It’s hard to tell,” mused Thompson. “But I’d wager it was a bit earlier. The grass has mostly sprung back from where we think the tents were, and those cans are starting to rust already.”

“We don’t even know it was Bill on this island,” Bentley added, always the sensible one. “It could have been any trippers, here a week or so ago perhaps.”

It was disheartening, but they had made notes and taken photographs of what evidence they had found, and so all they could do was head back to their boat, get it back on the water and travel on to the next bit of land.

They ate on the boat as they were starving, having last eaten when Anatoly had prepared them breakfast, and Bentley powered the boat towards the next island, aware that it would be getting dark soon.

To be continued…

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How to store Enid Blyton’s Magazines

I recently reorganised my Enid Blyton’s Magazines and thought I’d share the process and results for you.

As we know Enid Blyton wrote a lot of magazines. 250 issues of Sunny Stories for Little Folk, 552 of Enid Blyton’s Sunny Stories and 162 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine to be precise.

My current collection stands at 119 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine and 5 of Sunny Stories.  And, up until March this year they were all stored in a big plastic box:

Given that these magazines are all over 60 years old this was not an ideal situation. The covers were getting damaged when the magazines were taken in and out, and even though they were in publication order it wasn’t easy to find a particular issue. Plus the box was crowded with various other Blyton bits and pieces. There are flyers, other magazines, booklets, books and even an envelope of badges in there. There were only about 95 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine in there at the time, so I wouldn’t have had space for many more.

So what are the possible solutions? These magazines are not sturdy enough to stand on shelves by themselves, and their age makes them quite fragile. Any storage has to be able to protect them from damage through removal or insertion, potentially from sunlight (mine go in a cupboard so that’s not such an issue for me), and store them in a way that doesn’t put undue pressure on bindings or pages.


Some solutions

I asked some other Blyton enthusiasts how they managed their collections and I got a few different responses.

Suggestion one: folders

One suggested was a pocket display presentation folder, the kind where the pockets are stitched in. Two magazines can fit in each pocket so a 40 pocket folder could hold up to 80 magazines. They are inexpensive, and you’d only need two.

I expect you could also use ring binder or lever arch folders but the weight of the magazines would probably pull the pockets out of shape if you tried to stand the folders upright.

I think this is a decent budget option but I was after something a little more attractive.

Suggestion two: binding

Binding is probably one of the best ways to protect magazines, though it may be too late if they are already in poor condition due to age. Lots of academic institutions and libraries bind magazines and journals into a book – a volume per month, quarter or year etc depending on the number of issues and size of each issue.

This could be a really nice way to protect and display a collection but I expect having it done professionally could be expensive (I found a lots of places offering a service but few had a price list). You’d want at least seven – one for each volume. I did find this handy guide to making your own binding which doesn’t look too difficult or expensive. All you need is some wood, fabric, glue, string and paper, plus something to cut the wood with.

As my collection is not yet complete professional binding isn’t a particularly viable method for me. If you’ve got a complete collection, though, and are willing to spend the money they could look great. I’m not going to attempt binding myself as I’m not at all confident I’d not destroy these vintage magazines in the process!

Suggestion three: boxes

Obviously I already had mine in a box which wasn’t working but boxes come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Cardboard magazine files were suggested – and seem an obvious solution. I just couldn’t find any in an A5 size and felt that using A4 ones would just lead to a lot of wasted space. I know you can make your own using cereal boxes, and these could look quite nice if decorated with wrapping paper etc, but knowing me I’d end up bashing or bending the thin cardboard. If you can find A5 ones (or have lots of space) this might work well, though it would probably be better if each magazine was already in a protective sleeve to protect the covers as they are slid in and out.

Traditional A5 box files were the suggestion that came the closest to meeting my needs. They are sturdy, the right size for the magazines and not overly expensive. The only problem was that the suggested ones (Ryman Selecta boxes) were also not in stock apart from in blue at £5.99 per box. I suspect this is very much a ‘middle of a pandemic’ issue and that come next year you’ll be able to choose a Selecta box in any colour and in multipacks.

So what did I end up with?


My personal favourite solution

Having looked online for Ryman-style A5 boxes I found a range of plastic boxes with a base and separate lid. Having measured 27 magazines in a pile (27 is the most magazines in any one volume) I determined that two of the plastic boxes would be enough to contain a volume.

The boxes were Weston Boxes’ A5 Plastic Storage Box. They come in packs of 5 or 10, so I bought a 10 pack of the multicoloured ones. (If you want to be grown up or match the boxes to your decor you can get packs of a single colour, including clear!)

Obviously ten wasn’t enough to have two per volume for a full collection, but I had few enough of volumes four and five that everything fitted in ten boxes.As you can see these boxes are just about see-through enough to be able to identify the contents.

After that, I kept on buying magazines and soon they were not fitting into those ten boxes as well as they once had.

The solution?


More boxes!

I wanted to be able to identify different volumes at a glance so this time I bought the neon set of ten. I worked out that would give me seven different colours so each volume could use a different colour – and as a bonus I could create a rainbow with them which I absolutely love.

The neon ones are more opaque and as I figured I’d probably be storing them all with the front out of sight I decided to label the sides with the contents. I didn’t actually have any labels so I use masking tape as a temporary measure, I will get proper labels soon though. (I apologise for the terrible photo, I took these in the evening and it was difficult to get enough light without it all reflecting back off the boxes. I will try to take some in daylight soon).

First two columns –
Red: Vol 1 part 1 and 2
Orange: Vol 2 part 1 and 2
Yellow: Vol 3 part 1 and 2
Green: Vol 4 part 1 and 2
Blue: Vol 5 part 1 and 2
Purple: Vol 6 part 1 and 2
Pink: Vol 7 and duplicate issues
Third column –
Blue: Games
Blue: Green Hedges/Sunny Stories
Green: Scrap Noddy books (duplicate copies with pages/covers missing)
Green: Flyers etc

Eagle-eyed readers might notice there are three darker blue ones there and that’s because one was slightly cracked when it arrived and Weston Boxes sent a replacement. I have one bright blue one on my bookshelf holding my Mary Mouse strip books and a few other bits that too small to fit on the shelf well, and two neon pink ones yet to be filled.


The finished arrangement

Here you can see the back row of boxes and then the front (plus a couple of mugs which hold bits and pieces, and yes that’s a Spice Girls one at the back, it must be a good 25 years old!). I wish I had enough space to display them as a full rainbow but it’s just not to be.

And a wider view. The grey hearts box now holds all my Enid Blyton Society Journals, and above you can see both my Noddy fuzzy felt sets (one from the 50s and one from the 90s), my Famous Five jigsaw and the By Jove! Entertainment For Kids – Five Go Parenting card game. Plus some of my other jigsaws, board games and half of my Lego.

And here’s some ideas of the things that fit inside the boxes:

Enid Blyton’s Magazines, both alone and in card-backed slips, Sunny Stories with or without card-backings, Enid Blyton Society journals, Noddy books, A5 flyers and leaflets, Pepys party games, Green Hedges Magazines.


Just to be clear I have no affiliation with Weston Boxes, I just happened to buy some and think they are great. I’d definitely recommend them for storage of magazines. The boxes themselves are perfect; both functional and attractive and they arrived quickly wherever I ordered them from. Weston Boxes also have a policy of refunding or replacing any box that is damaged upon delivery and I certainly had no trouble when one of my boxes had a small crack.

A note on prices: The RRP for ten boxes is £24.99, though I got my first set for £19.99 on Amazon, and received a 10% off voucher for use on the Weston Boxes website. By the time I was looking to order more the Amazon listing was back up to full price so I ordered through the WB site at £22.50. Both times I got free postage, so in all it was £47.50, which is a lot less than I have spent on magazines so far!

 

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Monday #393

It’s October and that means the schools are off where I am – I now have to actually know and care about these things as it means Brodie is off nursery. They came off last week actually but I’ve only now thought to share this fascinating information with you. Da

How to store Enid Blyton’s magazines

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 14

Dada parked the car. “Are you ready to go in, sweetheart?”

Marietta couldn’t reply. It felt like the wind blowing off the sea was jiggling her words into nonsense. She imagined he Mighty Miss Hummingbird from Dada’s circus swooping down on the trapeze to pick the words back up again. Then maybe Marietta would be able to reply.

These are the opening lines of the first story in New Class at Malory Towers – just one of many, many books sitting on my shelves and waiting to be read and reviewed.

 

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Fan fic Friday Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 13

Last time the search and rescue team ignored the fisherman’s warning and ran into a bit of trouble.


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Chapter 13

It took Anatoly a long time to get to sleep, he kept wondering where Bill was and how he was coping. He hoped that he was safe and they were being jumpy over nothing. Anatoly didn’t think he could lose a second father figure in his life. He would do everything he could do make sure that Bill was found, alive and well. Eventually he fell asleep on his pillow of straw, quite comfortable with his service blanket over himself even as the storm raged overhead.

It must have blown itself out at some point as when he woke in the early hours – thanks to one of the chickens mistaking his shoelaces for worms or something else edible – it seemed calm apart from a light rain. He shooed the chicken off and it retreated with a huffy-sounding squawk which made Thompson and Bentley stir slightly and then everyone settled back to sleep.

The next time he woke the sun coming in the grubby windows told him that it was morning and he rolled over in his sleeping bag and yawned. His back was a little tense from bracing against the waves the day before and then sleeping on the floor. He looked at his watch and groaned at the early hour, wondering if he should try and get some sleep but the sound of the sea birds was so loud that he wasn’t sure he could. He got up, stretched and decided to go for a swim in the cove where they had moored the boat. Grabbing his trunks and a blanket as a towel, he strode off to wake himself up in the cold Scottish waters.

An hour later Anatoly made his way back to the cottage, towelling his wet hair. He started on getting the fire back alive to start breakfast for the three of them. Soon the smell and noise of frying bacon and eggs wafted through the cottage. “Are those real eggs I smell?” asked Thompson as he sat up.

“Courtesy of our hosts,” he grinned, indicating the chickens which were scratching around the straw floor.

“Well, I’m glad we have such accommodating ones!” yawned Bentley. “How long have you been up?”

“I’ve shared accommodation with worse,” Thompson said, picking straw from his dark hair.

“About an hour,” Anatoly said, keeping an eye on the breakfast. He had stopped at the fisherman’s house on his way back and, while the fisherman was already out on his boat, his wife had insisted that he take the bacon, butter, bread and frying pan with him if he wouldn’t let her make them breakfast. The discovery of eggs amongst the straw had been an unexpected extra.

“Is there anywhere to wash?” Bentley asked, eyeing Anatoly’s wet hair. “Or have you been foolhardy enough to go swimming?”

“I had a very refreshing swim,” Anatoly said. “What is so foolhardy about that?”

“You will catch your death!” Bentley chuckled. “Honestly, how cold was it?”

“It is May,” Anatoly said, rolling his eyes, “hardly the middle of winter. It was a perfectly fine temperature.”

“We are in the middle of the sea here,” Thompson laughed. “Anyway, we’d better get moving soon, we have a large area to cover today!”

Anatoly portioned the bacon and eggs into their mess tins and along with the bread it made a fine breakfast. “You can come along with us every time if you’re going to feed us like that,” Thompson joked as they packed up their sleeping bags and headed out of the cottage, the frying pan tucked under Anatoly’s arm to be returned to the fisherman’s wife on his way past.

The fisherman’s wife was very pleased to see them and when they thanked her for the pan and the breakfast, she blushed and told them not to worry. She also pressed a heavy cake into Anatoly’s hands and wouldn’t accept any payment for it. The men thanked her and went off to their boat. Bentley took them out of the cove and headed the boat in the same direction they had gone the previous evening before the storm had forced them to turn back.

After around five hours of sailing they finally spotted some islands on the horizon, just little green and brown blobs at that distance. The number of birds in the air and the water increased dramatically as the islands slowly grew larger and Anatoly felt sure that Bill and the children must have headed for one of these islands as they were after birds.

They headed for the first bird-packed island and Bentley took the boat as close as he could, as they couldn’t find a place to dock. “You two might need to jump ashore, because I don’t think we can tie up,” he said to Anatoly and Thompson.

They had a brief discussion. None of them thought it likely that Bill and the children had camped on an island that appeared to have nowhere to dock a boat, but it wasn’t impossible and they felt they ought to at least make a cursory exploration just to rule it out. So Thompson and Anatoly stripped to the waist and, holding a small waterproof bag containing a few essentials like weapons and first-aid supplies, they slipped from the boat into the water.

“Refreshing, as I told you,” Anatoly said with a laugh as Thompson swore at the feeling of the cold water, and they made their way ashore.

Soon they were scrambling ashore, the rocks jagged against their hands. Here and there seaweed made their path slippery and they had to make sure they didn’t put their hands and feet into various birds nests that littered the cliffs. “If they camped here, then they are crazy!” Thompson grunted as they finally reached the grass top of the island.

“Agreed.” Anatoly said, saving his breath. They surveyed the rest of the island, which was as rocky and inhospitable as the part they had already crossed. It was, at least, not a very large island and so if they headed back down and to the shore on the opposite side with a little bit of meandering they felt that they would be able to see enough of it to be sure that Bill or the children were not there. He checked that plan with Thompson and then they communicated with Bentley by waving and pointing.

“How many more islands have we got?” Thompson groaned as they started down the rocks again to the boat. “I already feel like I’m lost on a maze!”

Anatoly laughed. “In our section? Thirty-seven. So only thirty-six to go!”

Thompson grumbled under his breath and shook his head. “Smugs needs to be more careful,” he added, annoyed at his colleague.

“Could happen to any one of us,” Anatoly said diplomatically, heading a little to his left to check behind a rocky area with a couple of scrubby trees which might have provided a little shelter. He wanted to defend Bill, but also didn’t want to alienate his current partners.

“Aye, true,” Thompson conceded. “Just it does appear to always happen to Smugs.”

“Adventures always come to the adventurous, there is no doubt about that*,” Anatoly quipped.

Thompson’s only response was to grunt again as they scrambled over more rocks and returned to the sea, and then their boat.

To be continued…

*This is actually a quote from Five Go to Smuggler’s Top (this is where it all becomes a bit Inception-like, as although Julian and the rest of the Five will have had this adventure already, in our particular universe it hasn’t been written yet, and won’t be written until Julian is in his early thirties).

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If you like Blyton: The New Bobbsey Twins #1 The Secret of Jungle Park

This is a review from Sean, and it contains some spoilers including the identity of the villain.


Now, we are going to start my favourite series of Bobbsey Twins mystery series. As I mentioned earlier, the Bobbseys’ first book came out in 1904 (before Blyton, and even before the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew!) Those were chapter books with (usually) non-mystery adventures. In 1980, Wanderer books started a 2nd series of Bobbsey Books which were in the flavour of Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew. They were still kind of old-fashioned (indeed, 3 of the series were re-writes of a series made in the 1960s), but were a step in the right direction. However, the third series (called The New Bobbsey Twins) jumped into the 1980s (which was then contemporary times) with both feet!  Older twins Nan and Bert were in a rock band, and Freddie (the youngest boy) even had a computer! Mrs Bobbsey worked part-time, and whilst Mr Bobbsey still owned his lumberyard, Dinah and Sam Johnson were no longer their Black live-in servants. Instead, Sam was the foreman at the yard, and Dinah was his wife (and they owned their own home). Ok, enough backstory-on with the review of Book #1!

The book opens with Nan being helped with her makeup for a rock band she is in by her younger sister Flossie. We are right away introduced to town bully and general bad guy Danny Rugg, who is in a rival rock band. A local amusement park (named Jungle Park) is hosting a battle of the bands contest where youths compete with their rock bands for a prize.

Before things can really begin, there is an emergency which panics the crowd of spectators. It is shown that the emergency was a prank – a smoke bomb – but the police treat the matter seriously. Lieutenant Pike of the police force (he was first introduced in the latter few Wanderer titles, and is a friend of the Bobbseys, but sometimes gets exasperated that they butt in on cases) knows that it’s no joke when a crowd is panicked. The Bobbseys ask him if they can investigate afterwards, and he grudgingly agrees. The contest goes on, and the Bobbseys’ band (the Aliens) tie for first place with Danny Rugg’s band (the Skulls). Both will play again in an elimination heat at a later date.

The Bobbseys do their thing and search for clues afterwards finding an eye patch and a swizzle stick (I always thought this was a bendable straw, or maybe a coffee cup stirrer. If anyone has any other ideas, please tell me.)

The eye patch might be Danny’s (his pirate band gear has one). Bert thinks that with Danny’s history, he’s the likely prankster. Freddie has more confidence in the clue of the swizzle stick. It has the logo for the Sunset Grill on it. Fortunately for him, the Bobbsey family goes out to eat once a week, and it’s his turn to pick the restaurant. Sunset Grill it is!

This place turns out to be a cheap one-star dive where the food is all but inedible. But Freddie and Nan are able to eavesdrop at the door of an office where a deep-voiced man is growling on the phone “The problem is Tiny!”

The next morning, the Bobbseys hear a radio report of strange accidents happening at Jungle Park. Simon Harris-co-owner (who also owns restaurants and real estate all over town) is interviewed. Freddie recognises the voice as the deep-voiced man at Sunset Grill, and Nan and the younger twins go to investigate.

When they get there, they find Lieutenant Pike also doing an investigation. They sweet talk their way into joining him as he interviews some of the employees. First, is co-owner Mr. Loomis. He mentions that his partner Mr. Harris and he are upset that business is slow because of the accidents and strange happenings. Mr. Harris is even hiring a fix-it man from his own pocket to save expenses. He’s a redhead with an eye patch! (Dum, dum, dum!)

Next they speak to the animal trainer, Beverly Baku. She’s kind of a hippie black woman. She manages to annoy Lt. Pike, and the Bobbseys decide to take their leave (Lt. Pike only tolerated them being there by a narrow margin, and they feel that if he’s annoyed, they don’t want to upset the apple cart).

At home, they meet up with Bert who was tailing Danny put didn’t find out anything. The older twins decide to search the park after hours. They don’t get far because someone let the animals loose and they almost get trampled by a stampeding elephant! Shaken from their narrow escape, they beat a hasty retreat back home.

The next day, the kids go to Jungle Park to rehearse with the rest of the Aliens. After this, they break away to do more detecting. It seems Beverly Baku left town suddenly, and as the twins talk to Mr. Loomis, the eye patched fix-it man comes into the office and is frightening.

Mr. Loomis gives the handyman instructions and he leaves. After this, he chats with the twins for a bit, mentioning such things as how ironic it is that a big man like him has the nickname of “Tiny”, and then offers to let them ride a roller coaster for free.

The coaster ride is fun, and they even see Mr. Eye patch waving at them from the ground far below, but then terror strikes! During the ride, the cars come loose! Realising something has gone wrong, Mr. Loomis is able to shut down the ride before the kids get hurt.

When they recover from their shock, the twins determine that the coaster cars were sabotaged – this was no accident! Since the handyman supposedly worked on the roller coaster, the twins and Mr Loomis search for him. He was seen heading to the fun house, so they go there, only to find a redhead wig and an eye patch. It was a disguise!

Brainstorming back home, they realise that Mr. Harris was saying that Mr. Loomis (aka “Tiny”) was the problem on the phone, not the size of the issue.

Next day, the twins follow Mr. Harris and see him talking to members of a construction company. Mr. Bobbsey owns a lumberyard, and he later explained that Peabody construction wants to build a mall where the amusement park stands. The twins figure out that Mr. Harris wants to sell it, but Mr Loomis/Tiny won’t agree. As co-owners, they both need to sign off on it, so “the problem is Tiny”. Nan sketches Mr. Harris, and then adds a red wig and eye patch. It’s the handyman! They’re one and the same person!

Now, the twins call Lt. Pike, who lets them ride in the police car for the final showdown. They find a man in a gorilla suit (who blends in since the park has many people in costume), but wait! He’s jimming the lights! After a funny chase, they capture the gorilla, aka the redhead handyman, aka Mr. Harris.

And the final band competition? Despite a dirty trick, Danny Rugg tried to pull, the Aliens win! A nice wrap up to the case!

My thoughts: What can I say? I loved these books as a tween (this came out in ’87 making me about 11 or 12 years old), and they still hold a place in my heart. Maybe some of that is nostalgia, but I really think the adventure is just right for young kids, and would recommend this to any parent with young children.

Every detective has a policeman who has a love-hate relationship with them all the way down from Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Lestrade. Lt. Pike is such a policeman for our young detectives. But despite a bit of gruffness, he is kind, and really does value the twins’ thoughts as can be seen by the way he does allow them to tag along.

Each book has about 10 illustrations in them. (Here’s a little secret I love the books so much that a few years ago, I bought prints of the pictures used by the artist as a basis for his artwork! As a photographer, I find these especially interesting) These illustrations were by George Tsui in the first few books, and then by Paul Jennis until book #18. This along with the “ghostwriters” for the first half of the series marked the heyday of the series for me. Book #1 is 5 stars in my opinion, and the series has new life breathed into it!


Having introduced us to this new Bobbsey series Sean is then going to review his top five books from the series for us (there are 30 books in total).

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Monday #392

It’s October, the days are getting noticeably shorter and the heating will probably be going on soon. Here’s what’s coming up on the blog this week.

If You Like Blyton: The New Bobbsey Twins #1, The Secret of Jungle Park

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 13

“Are you a good dog today, or not? Angela says we’re not to shake paws with you unless you’ve been good.”

“He has been fairly good, for him,” said Angela, so Peter shook hands with Barker. “He’s only shewed up two things – my white socks and a bit of my bedroom carpet.”

“Well, I shall only shake one paw with you, not two,” said Peter as Barker held up the other paw to shake. “You’re fairly good, but not very good, Barker.”

Peter creates a system for paw-shakes based on behaviour in Hollow Tree House.

 

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September 2020 round up

I can hardly believe that it is autumn already, even though it has felt quite wintry the past week. Not ideal when we are currently not allowed to meet anyone else indoors! I am still on furlough, though what will happen when that runs out on October 31 I don’t know.


What I have read

After a poor two months I made a concerted effort to read more. It lasted at least the first half of the month, then it tailed off again. I still managed 11 books, which brings me to 128 for the year so far.

  • The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society – Mary Anne Shaffer
  • Hey, Seymour! – Walter Wick
  • The Bermondsey Bookshop – Mary Gibson
  • Abby’s Twin (The Baby-Sitters Club #104) – Ann M. Martin
  • Claudia, Queen of the Seventh Grade (The Baby-Sitters Club #106) – Ann M. Martin
  • The Bookshop Girl – Sylvia Bishop
  • The Adventurers and the Temple of Treasure (Adventurers #2) – Jemma Hatt, reviewed here
  • Five Have a Wonderful Time – reviewed here and here
  • The Flat Share – Beth O’Leary
  • The Island of Adventure (audiobook) – reviewed here
  • The Nothing Girl (Frogmorton Farm #1) – Jodi Taylor

I’ve still to finish:

  • The 1950s Scrapbook – Robert Opie
  • Undead and Uneasy (Undead #13) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Custard Tarts and Broken Hearts (The Factory Girls #1) – Mary Gibson

What I have watched

  • I can finally put Hollyoaks back on this list! I watched about 14 episodes in the last week of September as I somehow completely missed its return to TV!
  • 42 – This is classed as a biographical sports film which does not sound like something I would watch or enjoy but it was actually very good. I didn’t understand some (well, most) of the baseball stuff but it didn’t matter too much.
  • Murder She Wrote seasons 10 and 11
  • More House of Games, this was on Dave but suddenly disappeared from the schedule. Luckily we found it on the BBC iPlayer!
  • Mythbusters – I’ve watched this all before but it’s easy to have on in the background
  • Princess and the Frog – the only Disney Princess film I hadn’t yet seen. It was OK, but I didn’t feel like it lived up to some of the hype it gets.
  • Something I did think was great was Enola Holmes. Milly Bobby Brown was great in Stranger Things and she’s possibly even better here. I’ve not yet watched Enid with Helena Bonham Carter and yet Enid was who I was thinking of when watching HBC play Enola’s mother.

What I have done

  • Reorganised Brodie’s bedroom including putting a new flatpack unit together (all by myself!) when he decided he was going to sleep in his ‘big boy’ bed all of a sudden. So no more cot!
  • I made a little more progress on my Tigger cross stitch, but I suspect Covid may be a thing of the past before I ever finish it.
  • I ate out twice, first time(s) since early March.
  • We took a ride on Kerr’s Miniature railway which has been around for 85 years but is sadly about to close due to diminished visitor numbers.
  • I started the TOMM Christmas plan and bought my first Christmas present as well as advent calendars. It still feels a bit early but the goal is to be finished with everything by December first so I can enjoy the festive season.
  • I met my new nephew – outside of course – and had a cuddle. I now have one niece and two nephews.
  • We had days out to Crail which is seaside village with a historic harbour, and Kirriemuir, the birthplace of J.M. Barrie, which has Peter Pan themed play park.
  • We’ve visited a few parks and the beach and gone for a few walks as well. Brodie has discovered the joys of stepping on crunchy leaves, one of the few good things about autumn.

Brodie has been at nursery 4 days a week, so I’ve taken a lot less photos than usual!


What has your month looked like?

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 12

Last time Anatoly and his colleagues reached their first Scottish island and met the same fisherman that Bill and the children did on their first day at sea.


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Chapter 12

Bentley skirted the east side of the fisherman’s island for a short time then they headed out into the open sea. At first the going was pleasant, but slowly the wind was picking up and causing little white tips on the increasingly choppy seas.

Anatoly glanced at the sky doubtfully, noting the dark, ominous clouds that were gathering above them, and as far as he could see in all directions. He opened his mouth to suggest that just maybe the fisherman had got it right and felt the patter of raindrops beginning to fall.

Bentley grunted and swore to himself. “I really believed that old man would be wrong! Can someone chuck me my raincoat?”

“Maybe it will pass?” Anatoly suggested as he moved to pass over the navy coat.

“Maybe,” said Thompson, pulling on his own rain jacket as the rain came down more heavily.

It didn’t take long before they were starting to worry. The wind, and the waves had increased dramatically in just a quarter hour and the boat was now being lifted up at the front and then dropping down.

“I think we ought to find land and hunker down,” Anatoly suggested, having to speak loudly over the wind and crashing waves. “I do not think we will get the tents up this wind.”

Thompson and Bentley glanced at each other. “Think you’re right,” agreed Bentley. “Have a look at that map and see how far the next island is!”

They were grateful for the tiny cabin of the boat as it gave them some protection from the elements as they spread the map out. “I hate to say it,” said Thompson, staggering as the boat lurched again, “but I think the nearest land was back where we’ve just come from.”

“It’s at least somewhere we know we can dock and tie up,” Bentley said wryly from outside the door where he was still handing the boat’s wheel. “That old fellow is going to be cackling that we didn’t listen to him in the first place.”

“Better our tails between our legs than at the bottom of the sea,” Anatoly said. When the other two laughed he at first thought that he had gotten his metaphors muddled up again, but then he realised that they were simply amused and he grinned.

The amusement didn’t last long as Bentley piloted the boat in a wide circle and they began retracing their route. The weather only got worse as they went, leaving the two not piloting the boat to bail out the water that kept flooding in with each crashing wave.

Through some miracle, Bentley controlled the boat through the choppy waves towards the island they had just visited. The waves next to the island were crashing against the rocks. “Take it steady, Bentley,” Thompson warned. “I don’t want the boat to end up as driftwood.”

“I have no intention of that,” Bentley replied grimly. “They’d take it out of my bloody wages, no doubt.”

A good way away from where the agents were struggling with the elements, Bill wasn’t having much of a better time. The shack he was in was dreadfully drafty, and the rain and spray from the waves were able to get in. He felt his clothes starting to get wet and cold. He shivered as another wave broke over the shack and wetted his clothes again. He was so cold he was struggling to try and form a plan. He wondered if, with the help of the wind, buffeting against the wood, he could rock the small shack over so he could facilitate an escape. He struggled to his feet and threw himself against the side of the shack when the waves broke and the wind blew. After fifteen minutes or so, weak from hunger and cold, Bill gave up and began to pace to keep himself warm.

By the time Bentley was steering the boat towards the jetty they had left mere hours before the three men were cold, tired and hungry. They ached from being battered against the sides of the boat as it rocked and yawed on the waves. He had to be very careful but succeeded in getting alongside the jetty with only a couple of scrapes and Anatoly and Thompson worked quickly to get their ropes tied up so the boat was secured. The jetty was in a sheltered cove so the sea was not quite so rough there.

The men pulled their packs and kit out of the boat. “Do we go to the fisherman or shall we just find shelter?” Anatoly asked. “The fisherman might know a place of shelter to save us looking,” he added.

The fisherman looked annoyingly smug when they knocked on his door, dripping wet, though he didn’t say anything. “My bit cottage won’t tak sae mony, and that’s what I told yon other fowk, but you can come in an’ dry off a bit. I’ll put the kettle on, and you can hae a cup o’ tea.”

The men graciously accepted and moved into the house. “Is there anywhere around here to shelter?” Anatoly asked when the fisherman’s wife had put their cups of tea on the table in front of them.

“Weel,” he rubbed his whiskered chin. “There used tae be a few mair families living here, I suppose you might shelter in one o’ the auld cottages down that way,” he pointed with his pipe. “They’re a bit tumble-doon but one or two o’ them might hae dry bits inside.”

“I am happy to try some old houses,” Anatoly said with a smile, glancing at his companions.

Bentley shrugged. “Sounds like our only option. Better than being on the boat, anyway.”

They had a second cup of tea, pressed on them by the fisherman’s wife, along with hot buttered scones, and then headed back out into the storm. It was only early evening but it was nearly dark already and they were bent almost double as they went down the rutted track, the wind and rain stinging their faces nonetheless. The first cottage they came to had almost no roof, the tiles either blown off or scavenged for one of the few remaining buildings with people still living in them. A quick look inside with a torch showed it was almost as wet inside as out.

The moved on quickly to the second building they could see, and faired slightly better, the roof was at least still on this building but it had been utilised to house some chickens which were clucking in alarm at the storm and then the three men invading their space.

“Call this one a maybe,” Bentley said, backing off as a brave chicken attempted to peck at his ankles.

The third cottage was missing an entire wall, and unfortunately it was the one facing the wind, and the fourth was missing substantial chunks of both wall and roof. “Looks like we’re in with the chickens,” said Thompson, and the others agreed they’d rather face the hens rather than continuing the search for a cottage both whole and empty.

They returned to the second cottage and, giving the chickens a firm glare, spread out their sleeping bags in the driest corner. There was a fireplace still intact, and enough bits of scrap wood and straw inside the cottage to get a reasonable fire going, the warmth of which seemed to settle the chickens who were soon roosting comfortably and, as far as they could tell, sleeping.

To be continued…

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If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the Temple of Treasure by Jemma Hatt

I recently read, or should I say listened to the first Adventurers book; The Cursed Castle and reviewed it. I was sent audiobooks of the first three titles in the series on audiobook by Jemma Hatt herself, in exchange for honest reviews. So here’s the second one!


The cast

We are back with Lara, Rufus, Barney and Tom who has come to stay for the holidays.

Mrs Jacobs is neatly gotten rid of in the first few minutes – she’s back off to Egypt due to a work situation. Just before she gets the call summoning her to Egypt she has told the children that there’s a visitor on their way. The visitor turns out to be Lara’s Uncle Logan, who becomes responsible for the children (and Barney).

Logan is hard to describe. I can tell you what he is not – responsible, sensible, punctual, honest… He gets his own niece’s name muddled up and falls for Rufus’ joke that his name is Joe King. He was a TV star, with his own Bear Grylls-style show but it’s made clear that he’s actually rubbish at survival skills.

Also in the story is Dee, who is a sort of girlfriend of Logan. She’s quite a bit more sensible than Logan but somehow lets him drag her into all sorts of trouble.

Later we meet Karim’s sister Maye as well, and she’s very feisty.


Off to Cairo

In the last story they found an Egyptian treasure under Kexley Castle in England. This time, after looking through some of Lara’s father’s belongings which Logan had, they discover clues to a treasure in Egypt and very quickly are off on Dee’s private plane.

I admit I found this part rather hard to believe, but it’s probably very hard to have three children and a dog fly to Egypt on a whim and have it come across as realistic. Firstly Tom, who has travelled from Cornwall to London handily has his passport with him (why? other than the plot demanding it of course). And secondly Rufus tells the airport staff that they submitted Barney’s travel documents on the online portal which is a lie (who knows if there even is an online portal as he made it up), and they are just allowed to travel. What is far more believable is them bribing the authorities at the other end. I’m not sure authors can win in these situations, though. If no mention had been made of needing passports or that dogs need documentation to travel I’d have been asking ‘what about’, but raising the issues and solving them with solutions like these also rankles. I don’t expect it will bother child readers, though.

Blyton regularly got away with ignoring problems like these as she was writing in the 1930s-60s and although she perhaps exaggerates the laxness, air travel was nowhere near as regulated as it is now.

Anyway, they arrive in Egypt and talk to Lara’s father’s contact in a museum. He warns them that a gang is also after the treasure and they immediately find themselves being followed.

They are followed all the way through the book as they move from place to place following the clues to the treasure. At one point they are saved by Maye (Karim’s sister), I found that a bit too coincidental. There are 98 million people in Egypt and they just happened to be rescued by a sister of a friend?

Maye follows them onboard an overnight train and although Dee isn’t happy Logan is too laid-back to send her away.

They hire a boat – we get quite into River of Adventure territory for a while (with the addition of a scene with a crocodile!) – and they find the person they’ve been hunting for. I love that it turns out to be a woman when they assumed it’d be a man. Unfortunately ala River of Adventure the adults are all kidnapped by the baddies and the children are left to fend for themselves.

Having seen the map belonging to the woman (I have completely blanked on her name – this is the one problem with audiobooks, it’s not so easy to make notes!) they decide to continue searching for the treasure and find themselves in another National Treasure worthy underground adventure. If these books were ever adapted for TV or film these chapters would make excellent viewing.

The final chapters are very tense as they uncover the treasure but realise that the baddies are not far behind them.


My thoughts

I didn’t enjoy this quite as much as the first one. I found the contrivances of their travel plans and running into Maye drew me out of the story, and I felt Dee and Logan were present for too long. I much prefer it when they get rid of all the adults! (Neither Dee nor Logan were particularly likeable, actually, though Logan redeemed himself rather a lot at the end.)

The baddies are a bit vague, a nameless, faceless gang, but they are fairly sinister too as they are always just a step or two behind the children.

I said for the last book that Barney seemed to be forgotten sometimes and was an after-thought at others, but he’s far more present in this book and much more of a character.

I felt this book got better as it went on. The beginning was fine if unbelievable at times. I liked that we got a bit more information about Lara’s father. Then their travels through Egypt were good despite Logan and Dee. The strongest part of the book was definitely the last chapters – Jemma Hatt seems to have a real strength for writing and describing clues and puzzles, she makes it all very tense then just keeps ratcheting it up as the baddies descend and make it all ten times more dangerous.

As before the narrator was Ciaran Saward and so it was a pleasant listen at normal speed for me.

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Monday #391

This is going up a bit later than usual as I procrastinated so long last night over choosing a quote to feature that I forgot to do it in the end and went to bed…

If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the Temple of Treasure,

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 12

and

September Round up

He soon came to the woods. There were sturdy old oak-trees everywhere! Derek looked beneath them. Yes 0 they had begun to drop their acorns all over the place.

“It’s a good year for acorns and chestnuts,” thought Derek, as he bent to gather up handfuls of the smooth yellow-brown acorns.

This is from They Both Wanted the Acorns, from Enid Blyton’s magazine vol4, issue 18, published 64 years ago this week. I chose it because we picked up some acorns in the park yesterday (Brodie was not that impressed and threw most of them into the stream).

In the story Derek goes acorn hunting for his uncle, to feed his pigs. In the woods he finds a brownie who wants the acorn cups to turn into little tobacco pipes, whilst Derek only wants the acorns themselves. They share the work and gather lots of acorns and cups and Derek also takes home an acorn-cup pipe complete with tobacco for his sailor doll. I assumed this story wouldn’t have been reprinted recently but in fact it has never been reprinted – but you can read it in full here.

 

 

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 11

Last time Bill had his first interrogation and Anatoly, Pete Bentley and Thompson set off on a search and rescue mission.


cunningham and petrov

Chapter 11

On the harbour Henty stood by Bennett. “Interesting choice to send into the lion’s den,” he remarked, watching the three boats on their differing trajectories, already growing further and further apart.

“Are you criticizing my decision?” Bennett asked, also staring out to sea.

“No, sir. I’m just intrigued. That boy can’t be more than nineteen,” Henty said respectfully. “He must have some special skills that aren’t immediately apparent?”

Bennett smiled grimly. “He’s got the makings of a good agent, but I let him go out because he knows Cunningham probably better than anyone else I’ve got. They’ve been friends for several years. Besides, as you say, he’s young. He might understand those kids, what they might do if they’ve been separated from Cunningham.”

“Risky move, though,” said Henty.

“Undoubtedly,” Bennett responded.

Anatoly gripped the side of the boat with one hand as it bobbed over the waves, binoculars at the ready to be able to scout out islands and look for any signs of Bill’s boat, the children, or that damned parrot of Jack’s.

“You don’t get seasick, do you?” Bentley shouted to him over the sound of the engine.

He shook his head. He hadn’t been on boats all that often but he wasn’t the type to be car-sick or plane-sick so he didn’t think a boat would trouble him too much.

The boat sped on for what seemed like forever until they reached the first of their dedicated islands to check, one of the very few inhabited ones. “Petrov, be a good chap and jump out with the mooring rope and tie us up,” Bentley instructed him as they neared a simple stone jetty.

Praying he didn’t make a fool of himself Anatoly grasped the rope in one hand, put one foot on the edge of the boat and stepped across to the rough jetty steps. He grinned at his success and bounded up, mindful of the seaweed which was draped over some parts of the steps, and tied the rope around a rusted wooden hoop.

A fisherman in a long blue jersey was repairing a fishing net on the beach and he walked over to meet them as Bentley and Thompson joined Anatoly on the jetty. “So what are you after?” he asked, getting straight to the point. “The first lot wanted bairds, the second lot were after the first lot… and now you turn up. Never seen sae many visitors to this wee island in my life!”

“Whoa, whoa there,” said Thompson, holding his hands up. “Let’s take this from the top, old chap. Were the first lot a man and some kids?”

“And who’d be wantin’ tae know?” the fisherman asked.

“The man and the kids, they are friends of ours,” Anatoly said honestly. “We are worried about them. We think they might have gotten lost or perhaps had an accident.” The second part was only half true, but there was enough truth along with his youthful charm to appease the old man.

“Aye, well. It was a man, and four kids. Off to do some baird watching. Waste o’ a fine boat, if you ask me. But I’d wish them nae harm, so I hope you find them.”

“What about these men who came after them?” Bentley queried, offering the man a cigarette, hoping that the man would talk. “They might be other friends of ours trying to catch up with the first party,” he half truthed.

“Och, that was just Henty, I ken him fae the mainland,” the fisherman said, accepting a cigarette and letting Bentley light it for him.

Having gained his trust they questioned him as much as they felt able, without rousing his suspicions. He didn’t know anything more than the direction Bill had taken the boat in when he had left the island, and they’d already learned that from Henty. They asked him about likely island for bird-watching and he had scoffed. “I dinnae pay much attention to the bairds,” he said. “Not unless they’re after my fish! I go right out tae sea, you want deep waters for fishing.” When pressed, he pointed to a few islands on their map but wouldn’t make any promises.

Anatoly was surprised that no one else had come up on the fisherman, even though Bill had hinted at someone possibly being around. He wondered if they had missed this island all together, and whether that had been on purpose. After sharing a flask of tea with the fisherman, they said they ought to be going.

“There’s nae land for hours in any direction, and there’s a storm headin’ this way,” the fisherman said knowingly.

“A storm?” Thompson looked out at the clear skies and smooth sea. “The forecast said it would stay fine.”

“Aye, well. These forecasters with a’ their new-fangled equipment dinnae know it all,” said the fisherman dismissively. “I’m telling you, there’ll be a storm this evening.”

“How can you tell?” Anatoly asked out of interest.

“Practice. I’ve been on this island nigh on seventy years, I ken how it looks when a storm’s coming. Besides, my rheumatism’s flared up something chronic!”

Anatoly smirked a little. “Well I am glad we ran into you,” he added as he went to rinse the tea mugs in the salt water of the ocean. “Thank you for the information, and good luck with your fishing!”

“We’re not taking his word for it, are we?” Thompson asked the other two once they were out of earshot of the fisherman who had gone back to his net. “There’s no sign of a storm coming and we can see for miles here. I want to head on to the nearest island before dark.”

“It’s always an interesting concept,” Bentley chipped in. “However I think the old chap might just be feeling his age today. The forecast said it would be fine. When we call later we can ask for a report if you are really worried, Thompson!”

Thomson thumped him on the arm. “Let’s get going, then.”

Bill woke up, his body stiff, head heavy and he was beginning to feel unwashed and grimy. He had no idea what time it was as his watch hadn’t been wound. He took a few moments to recall where he was and what was going on, and he groaned when he remembered his previous encounter with one of the men who had captured him, annoyed at himself for not doing a better job of pumping him for information.

A tray of food was brought in some time later, after he’d had time to go over his shack again inch by inch. One man held a gun on him while the other went to untie his hands. He grunted in surprise as he found Bill’s hands were already unbound. “You’re a slippery one, ain’t you?” he remarked, giving him a kick in the side before both men retreated.

Despite being desperately hungry not to mention thirsty, Bill made no move towards the tray. That voice. Where had he heard that voice before? No, it just couldn’t be. He thought about it over and over, placing the voice in a shabby warehouse some two weeks earlier. He slapped a hand against his face.

No wonder these people were jumpy about his presence. They were the same damn people he’d been tracing for the past two months! The very people he had been trying to get away from!

He had sailed straight into the lions’ den, and grimly, he thought they would never believe it had been a complete accident.

To be continued…

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The Island of Adventure: An audio review

As I’ve mentioned a few times I’m a big fan of audiobooks. They mean I can take in a book while doing other mundane tasks like hanging washing or cooking a meal. I can also listen while out walking – it’s very hard to read a physical book and walk at the same time. Not impossible, but definitely challenging.

Audible often has deals on so at some point in the past I bought The Island of Adventure but had never got around to listening to it. Then I had a visual migraine the other week while waiting for my Covid results (which eventually came back negative) so I went to lie down for a while and decided to start listening!


The book

I have already reviewed the book in a fair amount of detail so I won’t go over all that again.

The audiobook isn’t exactly the same as the book I reviewed though, as it has used an edited/updated text. You can tell as it features Joe rather than Jo-Jo.

I have compared an early text with a later one in a series of posts and from what I can tell this is a very similar if not identical edition as it also has Kiki as white and yellow instead of scarlet and grey, and other changes I recognise too.

I am not a big fan of updates to Blyton’s works – some I accept are necessary and don’t greatly spoil the books but many are silly and some are downright idiotic – but as her works are in UK copyright until 2038 there won’t be an un-updated audiobooks here until then. Not legally, anyway.

The cover is an audiobook (ie square) version from the latest paperback and although I’m not a huge fan, it’s not the worst cover if you don’t look too closely at the children. Somehow it seem to matter less when it’s an audiobook (or ebook) even though I see the cover every time I press play/pause/skip back.


The narrating

The narrator sounds a bit like the one from The Young Adventurers and The Cursed Castle, but is in fact Thomas Judd (and not Ciaran Saward.) Maybe there’s a school for audiobook narrators, or  maybe Judd and Saward come from the same region.

Anyway, Judd has a pleasant, easy to listen to voice. Like Saward and Stephen Fry he reads at a pace I can comfortably listen to without speeding it up – and that doesn’t happen often.

His voices are not the best I have heard, but neither are they the worst. Uncle Jocelyn, Mr Roy and Bill are quite good, and you can tell them apart, but Joe unfortunately sounds like a Comic Strip Presents character played by Robbie Coltrane. As in the modern paperbacks he retains the speech patterns of someone who does not have English as their first language (I’ve seen it referred to as a Caribbean patois) but he speaks with a broad Cornish accent which is a little jarring.

Bill is quite jolly-sounding for the most part which works well, but on a couple of occasions he is supposed to be sharp and stern and that doesn’t really come across in his tone of voice.

Dinah and Lucy-Ann aren’t particularly distinguishable from each other, in fact Dinah sounds extremely insipid for her fiery nature, and neither Philip or Jack sounds noticeably different. Instead of sounding like a girl in a temper who is hitting her brother mercilessly, Dinah often sounds as if she’s about to burst into tears. Thomas Judd seems to think that all girls speak in quite high-pitched voices all the time unfortunately, which got a bit distracting at times. It wasn’t bad enough to make me stop listening, but I winced quite a few times. The Audible sample for this book is from the start and so doesn’t feature Dinah but the one for The Castle of Adventure does, so you can get an idea.

Kiki isn’t bad – I suppose it’s hard to voice a somewhat unrealistically skilled-at-human-speech parrot, but she doesn’t sounds very parrot-like. The Audible sample has Kiki’s first lines if you want to hear them for yourself.

It’s interesting to see (or hear) how differently parts of the book can be interpreted. In chapter three, Jack says Uncle doesn’t want us back… And Mr Roy doesn’t want us here. So it looks as if nobody loves us at the moment Lucy-Ann. I know the text says that he was looking so dismayed, and he’s dreading staying the rest of the holidays with Mr Roy, but it sounds like he’s about to burst into tears. Given the sort of stiff-upper-lip attitudes of the time I always read him as saying it a bit more matter-of-factly.

What’s also interesting, though I suspect this can apply whether you’re reading the same edition for the umpteenth time or on a new one, is how a re-read can suddenly throw up brand-new things. This time I had an epiphany about Jo-Jo (or indeed, Joe). He is not skulking around following the children just to annoy them, he wants to know who took them out fishing and into town, specifically because if there’s someone new around especially with a boat they could be a danger to the counterfeiting operation. How daft of me to never really think of that before!

Usually audiobooks either have special sound effects or they don’t. The Bad Beginning (the first A Series of Unfortunate Events book) had a great narrator in the form of Tim Curry along with a full cast of voice actors for the characters. Unfortunately it was almost un-listenable due to the constant background effect such as crashing waves and squawking seagulls etc, which almost drowned out all the dialogue. A sample is on the Audible site and has the sea sounds in the background.

Anyway, this one is odd as the only effect is that the phone call between Mr Roy and Aunt Polly has Mr Roy’s voice sounds as if it’s coming from far-away, or indeed down a 1940s phone line. It’s very well done – just a little unexpected as there are no other effects.

There is also some opening music that is, thank goodness not repeated every chapter as I find that incredibly tedious. It’s also terrible for people who like to fall asleep listening to audiobooks as it’s guaranteed to wake me up every time!

All in all this was an OK listen. Obviously the story gets five stars but the narration is probably only 3.5 stars. I don’t think I would spend another credit on others in this series as they are all narrated by Thomas Judd.

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Monday #390

Recent visitors to the Fan fiction page at the top of the blog might have noticed a new heading: External fan fiction links. There is only one such link at the moment and it is to the story Watergate Bay by Kieran Wyatt. Due to some of the more mature themes in the story I decided against hosting it here but I’m happy to link to it as it was a very good read.

The Island of Adventure: An audio review

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 11

Miss Polly shouldn’t use this room. No, that she shouldn’t, and I’ve telled her so. It’s a bad room. And you can see the Isle of Gloom from it too, when the mists lift and it’s bad to look on the Isle of Gloom… Well, you take my word. Master Philip, and don’t you go looking at the Isle of Gloom more than you can help. This is the only room you can see it from, and that’s why it’s a bad room. No good ever came from the Isle of Gloom. Bad men lived there, and bad deeds were done there, and wickedness came from that isle as long as anyone remembers.

Jo-Jo warns the children from so much as looking at the Isle of Gloom in The Island of Adventure.

island of adventure. jack looks at the isle of gloom

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 10

Last time Bill got to grips with his captivity and Anatoly paired up with a couple of familiar faces from their adventure in the Austrian valley the year before.


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Chapter 10

Some time later the door to the shack was opened and Bill found himself blinking at the sudden light. He quickly hid his unbound hands behind his back as a figure stepped forward, silhouetted in the sunlight and Bill could make out the glint of a gun pointed at him. “Who are you? Why are you holding me here?” he asked with a not entirely feigned sense of indigence.

“I must apologise for the accommodation,” the man said, waving a hand negligently at the interior of the shack before he crouched down to look Bill in the face. “It’s so hard to get a decent hotel room around these parts.”

Bill considered lunging, the man was off balance crouched as he was but he could tell from the shadows outside that there were at least two other men, perhaps more so he wouldn’t get far.

He also didn’t want to risk the gun going off and striking him in the struggle. He grunted at the comment and tried to stare down the man in front of him, not that he could see him very well because of the light framing him. “What do you want?”

“Why don’t we start with a nice easy question. Who are you?”

“Doctor Walker, Robert Walker. I’m a tutor on a bird watching holiday,” Bill croaked, his brain searching for and finding his alias from the train for this trip.

“I see. And what are you a doctor of, exactly?”

“Ornithology, that is to say the study of birds,” Bill bluffed, trying play up the part of the bumbling doctor on a bird watching holiday. “I came to study the puffins.”

The man stood up. “I know that you have followed us here, Dr Walker. I want to know who you are and what you know. The next time I come to speak with you perhaps you might consider telling me the truth, otherwise things could get quite… unpleasant.”

He backed out and the door was shut and bolted once more.

“But I am on a bird watching holiday!” Bill tried to convince the man through the locked door. He sat back as the man moved away from the shack and let out a long breath. He closed his eyes, and lent his head back against the wood of the shack and tried to start formulating a plan of what to say when the man came back.

“I know that you have followed us here.”

“I want to know what you know.”

Bill pondered these statements. Why did they think he had followed them when in reality he had no idea who they were or what they were up to beyond flying planes in an unusual location. It was they who had approached and attacked him, after all!

As soon as they were out of the briefing the agents grabbed their kit bags and then were bundled into cars and driven to Croydon Airport where the planes were waiting to get them to Scotland in the quickest time possible. Anatoly settled in his seat on the plane and intended to catch some sleep to try and be as sharp as possible when they landed.

The journey by air was far quicker than the one Bill had taken by train, as speed was the goal rather than subterfuge. They landed not too far from where Bill and the children had alighted from their train five days earlier, and travelled to the same harbour where they had been met by Henty. Henty was there again, looking worried.

“I’ve got three boats as requested,” he said. “Plenty of fuel on board, food and water too.”

“Thank you, Henty. Weather report?” asked the leader, Bennett.

“Clear and dry for the next few days, with mild winds,” Henty replied. “Visibility should be good.”

“We will need to be stealthy,” Bennett said with a nod.

“There are maps in each boat too,” Henty added, “I’ve taken the liberty of marking out a few routes you might want to take. I’ve been out since the storm but there’s only so much sea I can cover by myself. I’ve marked one island, one of the first you’ll come to. It’s one of the very few inhabited islands, the couple living there said Cunningham and the kids visited the day they set off and had a meal, then headed north-west.”

Bennett nodded and turned to his team. “Who is piloting each boat? I want you to split up to cover as much ground as possible today, then check in this evening once you’ve holed up.”

Pete Bentley from Anatoly’s team had already volunteered to be the pilot for their boat as he had a boat of his own and was an experienced seaman. Robson would pilot team one’s boat and Smith team two’s.

Anatoly took out one of the maps and scanned the area, wondering which part of the island make up he, Thompson and Bentley would be given to search. He hoped he would be the one to find the children and Bill as that would be a real feather in his cap with the chief. He really wanted to prove himself and prove that even with being younger than the other men around him, he was a good solid agent.

“Spread that out, Petrov,” Bennett said, and he laid it out on the thick sea wall. Everyone gathered around, including Henty, as the chief took a thick marker pen and divided the islands into three roughly equal areas. When he was done the map resembled the world map with its time zones, some straight lines but also various zig-zags where landmasses remained unbroken. “Got that?”

Other maps rustled as the agents unfolded them and made their own dividing maps, using Anatoly’s as a guide. Then they started hashing out where to start, how long it would take to sail to each island and so forth.

Henty looked at his watch, “You’d better get a move on if you want to get much done today, the islands may look close from land but they are a good way out!” The maps were folded up again and Henty added, “Them children were looking for puffins. Find islands with puffins on and you probably won’t be far off.”

The three boats bobbed and knocked together as seven pairs of feet jumped down into them, bodies busy checking the petrol cans, maps, food supplies, the wireless and everything else Henty had packed. You never took anyone’s word for it that things were fully stocked, you’d be an idiot if you did and then discovered something had been forgotten.

Anatoly, Thompson and Bentley checked everything between them, and were mostly happy with what they had. “Not a single pack of smokes,” Thompson said with a sigh, though he had a fresh box in his shirt pocket and probably more in his bag.

“Could do with some booze as well, but what we’ve got will do,” Bentley said with a grin, moving to start the engine.

Anatoly smiled slightly. “I have some vodka in my bag. Keeps the chill of the night and water off.”

“Better than nothing!” laughed Bentley. Henty had his rowing boat in the harbour and had offered to pilot their crafts out but nobody had taken him up on the offer, considering themselves more than up to the job. Bentley took the wheel of their boat and smoothly guided it out of the harbour, and Anatoly looked back as the other two boats slowly receded along with the harbour and Bennett. As per the map they were heading north-west, heading for Bill’s last known location.

To be continued…

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Five Have a Wonderful Time part 2

It’s been a while since part 1 of my review. I had intended to have part two done a week or two ago on a Sunday and then entirely forgot about it – I hadn’t even read the rest of the book let alone written anything about it! I’d like to say I was busy having a wild time but I was probably watching Murder She Wrote

Anyway, last time the Five began their holiday by Faynights Castle, with George and Timmy arriving a bit late, and then ran into rather a lot of bother with the fair-folk and got rescued by none other than Jo.


The part I (mostly) remember

After all the excitement there’s a bit of a calmer interlude. They have dinner with the fair folk who are about falling over themselves to be friendly with the Five, and the next day they go off to visit the castle.

It reads very much like visiting Kirrin Castle, with the one remaining tower with its staircase fallen in and the jackdaws. Only Kirrin doesn’t have a toothless woman at the gate taking money. Timmy isn’t allowed in but suddenly appears in a manner reminiscent of Button the fox cub in The Castle of Adventure. There must be another way in!

Having heard that some men from The Society for the Preservation of Old Buildings have visited that week Julian telephones the society to find out more about the castle. Only, nobody from the society has been to the castle in years. So an unintentional bit of detective work there!

At first I thought the society was a makey-upper as it sounds a bit silly (I found references to The Society for the Preservation of Historic Buildings and The Society for the Protection of Ancient Buildings easily, but it turns out that there were some smaller, local organisations that called themselves The Society for the Preservation of Old Buildings (usually limited to a particular area), so Blyton’s one may have been real or at least based on the truth!

Anyway, they make a middle-of-the-night trip and have Timmy show them the way into the castle. Luckily it is not a narrow underground stream, instead it is a passage in the middle of the eight foot wide castle walls which takes them underground then up into the tower. There they discover Derek Terry-Kane being held prisoner, and then that’s where it all goes wrong.


The part I barely remember

I’ve read this book just as many times as all the others as I’m not the type to pick up a random book from mid series and read it without reading all the others. I never skipped any lesser-favourites. And yet my memories of the final chapters inside the castle are extremely vague.

I did remember that Jo and Beauty went along the secret passage and caused mayhem, but that’s about it.

What actually happens is that the Five get locked in with Terry-Kane as Pottersham has come back unexpectedly. This surprised me, as I didn’t remember it at all, and was wondering why they’d bring the fair-folk in as it looked like they were all about to just walk out.

Jo, having been outside the room at the time, hides. I assumed that she would then go fetch the fair-folk, but I had forgotten that she ends up being caught and tied up herself for a while, getting loose having remembered the hints and tips from the rope-man. Then she goes off to fetch the fair-folk.

At this point I began thinking maybe my brain chooses not to remember the latter parts of the book as the Five rather fail to shine! They’ve been captured before but this time just seems a bit worse, somehow.

Jo finds out that the fair-folk have locked up a bad scientist who came asking after them – and I realised it was Uncle Quentin as that sparked a vague memory. Of course Jo thinks it’s Pottersham as she’s never met Quentin.

My notes at this point read:

this is kind of novel, reviewing a 5 book without a clue what’s going on!

Anyway, the fair-folk, or at least the fair-men take over the rescue as it’s men’s work, but Jo being Jo follows them anyway. It’s just as well she does as she’s the only one who realises the men are arriving to take the prisoners away and heads inside to help while the men carry on their work in the courtyard with the peg rope.

Much like The Secret of Spiggy Holes the plan is for Bufflo to throw something (a blunt knife rather than a rock) in through the window, taking with it some string which will then pull up a peg rope. Also like Spiggy Holes he climbs up to see why no-one has come down, and discovers it is because the kidnappers are there. He is more able to deal with this than Mike was as he has his whip and neatly removes the gun from Pottersham’s hand. Pottersham and his men vacate the room at top speed and shut them in, but they’ve got their escape route ready at least.

Meanwhile Beauty is tripping up the men over and over and scaring the life out of them, delaying them long enough for the fair-folk to ensure they don’t get out of the passage. Jo and the Five go back to the camp and then telephone the police who, with Jo, go back to apprehend the men.

Oh – and they realise Uncle Quentin who is remarkably affable having been locked up overnight.


The nitpicks, comments and other observations

I’ll break it down into a few categories again, otherwise it will get a bit unwieldy!

Quentin

Quentin is at his forgetful best at the start and has never heard of Faynights Castle. Of course he has, Fanny has already told him at least three times. He is relieved to know they are not staying IN the castle itself.

George accidentally slams a door and Quentin goes wild. The biggest slammer-of-doors was her father but he only heard the slams made by other people. The two are very alike though they’d never admit it.

He also has a row with Timmy – That dog has no sense… how am I supposed to remember he’s there? Well, you had spoken to him under the table and prodded him not five minutes earlier. And to prove the above quote, he slams the door on his way out.

Signs of the past

The post is super speedy – so fast postcards sent after breakfast arrive later that morning and not some time in the next week after the person has returned home. The post man also delivers to the rented caravans which are unlikely to have an ‘official’ address.

Julian Kirrin
The Red Caravan
Third field on the left
Angry farmer’s farm
Faynights

The fair-women go into town to doing their marketing which does not have the same meaning today.

Dick’s uses 

It’s a running joke that Dick is terrible in the kitchen. In this one he picks up an egg which has come straight out of boiling water and drops it as it is so hot. Anne says he is not good with crockery, which is probably true but gives him a convenient excuse not to do the washing up.

He can, however, light a fire efficiently so he’s not entirely useless.

George/Jo as a boy 

I don’t expect boys to tidy up and cook and do things like that – but George ought to because she’s a girl. Good old Anne, propping up the patriarchy there! Interestingly George doesn’t even argue with her.

The boys are typical boys and ‘make’ their bunks by bundling the bedding onto a shelf untidily and folding the bunks away, I suspect George would do the same if Anne wasn’t watching her.

Jo has a nice foster family (no mention if it’s Joan’s cousin still) but they won’t let her wear shorts or be a boy. She still prefers sleeping outside but admits most parts of living in a house are good.

Fanciful food 

They have a tea at a farm-house and buy jam, fruit cake, ham and pickled onions.
Dick has a ham and picked onion sandwich (I prefer cheese with my pickled onions)

Lunch one day is two hard-boiled eggs each, fresh lettuce, tomatoes, mustard and cress, and potatoes baked in the fire in their jackets – followed by… slices of tinned pineapple, very sweet and juicy.

They eat a lot of doughnuts which sounds jarringly anachronistic but obviously aren’t – with bread, butter and honey and a sponge cake so more of a massive dessert course than a meal!

Nitpicks 

They watch jackdaws and comment on their habits without referencing the exact same situation on Kirrin Island.

Timmy waits for them to go upstairs to bed in the caravan which is sweet but he’s slept in a caravan with them before!

They call at the post office to check for post, even though the postie brought the postcard the day before and would presumably have done the same again if there had been anything.

On page 67 there is an illustration of Jo rescuing the caravans,  which doesn’t happen until page 78 so it’s a bit of a spoiler!

The farmer is obviously supposed to be difficult but surely any adult could see it would be impossible to move two caravans without horses.

Dick gives a little speech when Jo turns up It’s Jo! The gypsy girl who once got mixed up with us in an adventure! Now it’s a nice little reminder for the readers but doesn’t sound too natural when he’s supposed to be speaking to Julian.

Bufflo looks like Tiger Dan in the illustrations including the dark hair but is described as yellow-haired in the text.

Beauty the snake is once called Beau, in the narrative not in someone’s speech.

I can’t work out how Timmy got into the courtyard. He climbed into a hole in the outer wall, which the Five and Jo then explore and it leads them up into the tower. At no point is there any mention of a small hole or other tunnel which could have led Timmy into the courtyard. Also, this very secret passage which they suspect was used by people hiding in the old days simply comes out via a standard door in the tower, so not very well hidden at all. I expect the tunnel may have continued on past the hole they climbed in at, as that obviously was never an original entrance so I wonder where it did lead.

And lastly, why is Julian so adamant that Jo not try to escape the castle in the dark? As she points out it’s not going to be any lighter in the middle of the day. Oddly she agrees to wait, which isn’t like her!

Other observations

Fanny says that Faynights has good strong air which is what George needs to get over her cold. As opposed to Kirrin’s sea air?

George says that Mother didn’t give me very much to spend so has all the ingot money gone then?

We have a lashings in the book but is is of poisonous snakes, and not ginger-beer.

There are half a dozen gays in the book, all on the same 2-3 pages describing the caravans (Julian uses it twice and George uses it twice), the curtains and the rugs.

The thrush says mind how you do it which had me Googling Thrush sounds, I just can’t hear it at all.

Old Joseph the sailor is rather wasted as he could have been another Jeramiah Boogle or Old Grandad but instead only tells recent stories of the fair-folk.

Dick says we’re in a bit of a fix (a line also used in Five Get Into Trouble) and which Blyton must have remembered as she used Fix later for a book title.

What happened to the fair-folk previously is never made quite clear. There was an incident with someone letting their canaries go free and one where the police were set on them without reason. Its not clear if these were related.

Following on from that, the Five try to talk to the fair-folk about the canaries at at different points it’s supposed that all the canaries must have died, or that half the canaries must have died, but then Julian tells the girls that half the canaries died as if it was a fact.

I can understand that the fair-folk want to keep themselves to themselves but don’t seem to realise that by being rude, aggressive and difficult is likely to attract bad feeling and cause them more trouble. There are three modern caravans in the same field yet it doesn’t seem like the families in those get any bother from the fair-folk. At first the fair-folk say they don’t want anyone in their field but later they say they don’t want any children in the field.

There must be many fair-folk that don’t get mentioned. Beyond the main cast which I listed in the last review there are Dacca the tap dancer who appears briefly twice and Pearl the acrobat.

I found it interesting that Jo has family in the fair and wonder if she has ever thought of running off to live with Alfredo. She does like the foster family but it seems like the fair would suit her better. Perhaps she knows Alfredo wouldn’t have her, as she clearly knows how to find them.

I liked the fact that the baddies dropped a chocolate wrapper in the tunnel as in Blyton’s mind littering was a sign of badness in a person.

And lastly, I found the end a bit disappointing as none of the Five went back to help capture the men, which is something they almost always do!


So there you have it, another 2000+ words on a 192 page book. I’m surprised how little I remembered of the final chapters as they are fairly exciting. I suspect the lack of involvement from the Five themselves is why it ranks lower than several other books in the series for me. I’m used to reading about the Five daringly rescuing people, not Jo!

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