Monday #399

In case anyone missed it, last week I posted a warning that the Christmas content was about to begin. I think we all need a bit of festive cheer at the moment!

More Christmas stories by Enid Blyton

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent, chapter 20

I often watch to see the postman coming to the door,
He’s brought us lots of parcels, and he keeps on bringing more,
Mummy says she’s keeping mine till Christmas Day is here,
And I feel so excited, for it’s really getting near!

– Christmas from The Teachers World 1922

This is a bit like our house as the moment, lots of parcels arriving and swiftly being hidden away! Not sure like mine will look like the ones below once they’re wrapped but I can always hope.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 19

Last time Bill and Horace had an interesting conversation.

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Chapter 19

After they combed the rest of the wreckage Bentley ordered them to take a short break. There were no signs that anyone else had been on the beach, nor that the boat had been broken up at that point. There wasn’t nearly enough material to account for a whole boat, suggesting that it had come to harm elsewhere and the tides had carried some debris to their current location.

They lit a small fire and boiled some water to make camp coffee. It wasn’t cold but both the fire and the hot drink provided a little comfort.

Bentley tried his best to rally his despondent men. “We don’t yet know that anything has happened to Cunningham,” he reminded them.

“Doesn’t look good, though,” Thompson said.

Anatoly looked glumly into his cup as the others spoke. He didn’t want to believe that Bill and the children might actually be at the bottom of the sea. He felt sure that he would have sensed it if it was true. He couldn’t lose both of his father figures in such a short time. “Maybe the boat broke free of its mooring during the storm? And Smugs and the children are stranded on one of these islands?” he suggested.

Bentley nodded approvingly. The new agent was obviously emotionally invested in this search – well, they all were, but clearly Anatoly the most – and yet he was still thinking rationally. “I think that’s a likely enough scenario. There are plenty of possibilities yet. We’ve not found any signs of foul play at least.” Or any bodies, he added in his head.

“If I know Bill, he would have bedded them down somewhere that can be defended and is well hidden,” Thompson added. “That could be any number of these islands. I suspect they all have handy hiding places.”

Bentley tipped his head back to drain the last of the coffee from his tin mug and set it down decisively. “Well, I doubt he’s on this island, he’d have spotted us by now if he was, but we’d better do a thorough sweep to be sure.”

The others nodded in agreement and stood up, hoping that they were all right about Bill and the children being alive. Thompson and Anatoly drained their mugs as well and got to their feet to start what felt like the hundredth hunt of their few days at sea.

That evening Bill and Horace had visitors to their shack again. The last three times they had continued to assert that he and Horace were comrades of some kind, both of them working against whatever these men were doing on their desolate Scottish island.

Instead being interrogated, however, they were surprised to find themselves with sacks over their heads before being led out of the shack and into the fresh sea air. There were half a dozen men around them, so little likelihood of escape, so Bill just tried to keep a track of their route. As he hadn’t seen anything of the island when he arrived, it was a bit pointless. Still, it kept him focussed. For a while it was a dirt path underfoot, with occasional muddy points where it had been churned by repeated footsteps, and then it changed to wooden planks.

The sound of the sea was closer again here and he thought they might be on a jetty of some kind. He heard Horace scream followed by a thud and he immediately tried to twist away from the two men holding him, anticipating that this was the end and they were both being got rid of at that very moment. They hadn’t tied him up this time so even blind as he was under the thick sack he was able to send one man into the water with a satisfying splash but then another was on him and he felt the cold butt of a gun against his back.

“Just you behave now,” he was warned, the gun being pressed harder, urging him to move forward. After a bit of awkward manoeuvring he found himself on an unsteady surface, the motion telling him that it was a boat. Despite longing to escape the island, he wasn’t sure this was a positive move at all.

“Turn and go down the ladder,” the man with the gun ordered him and he felt blindly with his feet for the ladder, going down into a chamber within the boat. The hatch above was closed just as he ripped the sack off, and he turned to find Horace sitting on the floor holding his ankle.

“What did you scream for?” he asked in irritation.

“They pushed me down the hatch,” he said in a plaintive voice.

Bill rolled his eyes. “Do you have no gumption?” he snapped angrily. “I thought they had killed you. I almost got shot because I was about to fight for my life!”

“I had been pushed off a cliff for all I knew!” Horace replied angrily, pulling himself up using the bench on the side of the cabin and sitting down on it.

Bill sneered, and turned his head away from Horace in frustration. This man was a liability. He was going to get them both killed. He wondered where the men were moving them to, and if he was going to be killed and dumped over the side of the boat so his body would never be found. Bill hoped the children would survive and get back to civilisation and get some help, but by then he was convinced that it would be too late for him.

Calming down Bill made a careful examination of the cabin. There were no windows and only the one door – the one they had come through – which was securely bolted on the outside. Inside the cabin was disappointingly bare. Clearly it had been emptied in preparation for holding prisoners. The bench was bolted to the wall, and the table to the floor. There were a couple of old blankets in one corner and a lantern hanging from the ceiling, and Horace, sitting on the bench nursing his ankle.

To be continued…

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Enid Blyton Christmas gift guide 2020

I feel like this gets harder every year! I suppose it does as I don’t reuse products, and rely on either things that have come out in the past year or things I’ve somehow missed. There doesn’t seem to be much out this year apart from the usual short stories and a couple of books to do with the Malory Towers TV series.

Anyway, here’s what I have found.


New book ideas

Hodder have been busy as there were quite a few ‘new’ Enid Blyton books out this year – and the preorder list for next year looks even longer!

There were four bumper collections of short stories this year; Christmas Wishes, Nature Stories, Stories of Rotten Rascals and Magical Fairy Tales.

Christmas Wishes, Nature Stories, Stories of Rotten Rascals, Magical Fairy Tales. All £6.99 from Waterstones.

Also out is a collection of letters from Bobs, Enid Blyton’s terrier, which were published in Teachers World originally.

Bones and Biscuits: Letters from a Dog Named Bob, normally £9.99 but currently £8.49 from Waterstones.

Another collection is Are We There Yet? Which contains all six of the Caravan Family books, and just over £1 per book too!

Are We There Yet? £6.99 from Waterstones.

The popularity of the new Malory Towers TV series has meant there’s a novelisation of the series out now too, perfect for anyone who loved the show.

Darrell and Friends Malory Towers, £6.99 from Waterstones.

There was also one new Famous Five For Grown-Ups by Bruno Vincent. If you know someone who wants to be reminded of the rather miserable 2020 we’ve endured there’s Five Go Absolutely Nowhere. (How long Julian’s laptop battery would last on Kirrin island may be addressed in the story, I don’t know).

Five Go Absolutely Nowhere, £8.99 from Waterstones.

The last official Blyton-related book I found is The Magic Faraway Tree: Silky’s Story which is a chunky hardback picture book with a new story by Jean Willis.

The Magic Faraway Tree: Silky’s Story, £12.99 from Waterstones.

I also found one I’d quite like to read (my library has a copy, but whether or not I can get ahold of it is the question). It’s Favourite Stories of Courageous girls, and features 24 courageous girls from children’s books, including George of the Famous Five.

Favourite Stories of Courageous Girls,  £6.99 from Waterstones.

And lastly, if you know a series Enid Blyton fan, and have quite a lot of money to spend, there’s Reading Enid Blyton. This is a fairly positive-sounding look at Blyton’s work, but it’s published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing so I think it’s maybe a dissertation/thesis work rather than a regular book. That might explain the price too.

Reading Enid Blyton, preorder for £61.99 from Waterstones.


Handmade gifts

I always love browsing Etsy for presents, and OK some of these might be machine printed but they’re small scale by small sellers.

The comedy group who perform the Bumper Blyton Improvised Adventure (I went to their show at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years ago) have their on Etsy shop with two Blyton-themed gifts. One is a Blyton-inspired tea towel featuring phrases such as what a fathead, oh goody goody and you’re a real brick. The other is a pin badge of a bottle of ginger-beer with lashings of ginger beer on it.

Tea towel, £7 and pin, £6 both from Etsy.

I also found some nice Noddy jewelry from a shop called CherishbyNicola. Below are a keyring, earrings and pendant but there are other styles and designs too.

Keyring,£9, earrings, £16 and pendant, £16, from CherishbyNicola on Etsy.

I also like these Noddy book earrings (anything book shaped is a winner with me!) by MulticolouredMagpie.

Earrings, £9.99 by MulticolouredMagpie on Etsy.

Not new, but something I bought last year for Stef is this Famous Five print by TheCQforKids.

Print, from £8, by TheQCforKids on Etsy.

And lastly there were some nice mugs featuring book covers, too. One with Famous Five paperbacks from different eras, and the other with Dragon Malory Towers paperbacks.

Famous Five mug, normally £14.99 but currently £13.49, and Malory Towers mug, normally £15.99 but currently £14.39, both by CultandObscure on Etsy.


Subscriptions

It can be difficult to get to the post office at the moment, if you’re shielding or in lock down especially. It’s not a good year to buy restaurant vouchers or event tickets, really, but a subscription for books or magazines might be appreciated.

Firstly, you could subscribe to the Enid Blyton Society on behalf of the person you are giving it to and then over a year three journals would be sent to them, and they’d also get access to the members only section of the website.

Subscriptions are £12 for UK residents, £20 for those in Europe and £27 for anywhere else in the world. The Journal is a non-profit magazine and so the charges simply cover the printing and postage.

Or, if they like audiobooks, there are a lot of Enid Blyton books now on Audible with more being added all the time. The titles below are in my library but there are so, so many more from the new short story collections to the Faraway Tree and Wishing Chair books to Cherry Tree Farm and Galliano’s Circus. There are also tons of books that would appeal to Blyton fans whether they are old or young.

Memberships start at £7.99 for one month up to £69.99 for a year.


Happy shopping!

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Monday #398

A word of warning, I’m about to start using the C-word on the blog from this week. That’s right, it’s less than six weeks until Christmas!

Christmas gift guide 2020

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 19


Talking of Christmas…

Stef and I plan to write a short fan fic for Christmas this year, but we need help deciding who we should write about. You can choose your favourite idea below!

(I have had some technical difficulties with the poll, namely the admin results page not being found by the host website… I have managed to set it to show me the results here now, but had to do some test votes in the process. At the moment Bill and Anatoly are in the lead but I voted for them three times so won’t count those!)

*** Poll is now closed ***

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 18

Last time Anatoly and his team found some of the wreckage from the Lucky Star and Bill met Horace Tipperlong.

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Chapter 18

For a few minutes after the men had left them Bill and Horace sat in silence. Bill was trying to work out if this man was in fact an agent of any kind, or if he truly was as he said, a bird watcher.

After a time Horace turned troubled eyes to Bill. “I say,” he said feebly. “What a cheek to not believe us!”

Bill made a non committal grunting noise. “I suppose they must mean business if they don’t believe that you are a bird watcher,” he added.

“But I AM a bird-watcher!” Horace protested. “Why does no-one seem to believe that today? First those dreadful children accuse me of being an enemy, attack me and steal my boat, and now this!”

Bill’s ears pricked up at that, “Dreadful children? What dreadful children?” he asked, trying to sound merely intrigued. He couldn’t have run into the children, could he?

“A group of absolutely wild children on one of these islands,” Horace said indignantly. “I suppose they were playing a game, they were talking about enemies and a lot of other nonsense. One of them attacked me and pushed me into a hole in the ground!” He made a fist and banged it into the dirt floor of the shack. “I demanded they release me immediately but they had the most enormous stick and they cracked me over the head with it more than once!”

“I’m sure children would never be that brutal,” he ventured, relieved that the children had seemingly evaded capture and were doing well. “When did you come across them?”

“Just this morning. And I assure you that they were positively blood-thirsty. Why, even the girls were brandishing that stick at me!”

“There were girls there too?” Bill asked casually.

“Two of them. And two boys,” Horace replied.

“So what were they like. These wild boys, and girls?” Bill asked, wanting to be absolutely sure they were talking about Jack, Philip, Dinah and Lucy-Ann. It was extremely unlikely that Horace had run into four other children on these desolate islands, but on the other hand if he was an enemy spy, he could have seen the children from afar and be pretending to have met them.

“The two I saw must have been brother and sister,” Horace said, appeased enough to continue. “Red hair. Lots of freckles. The boy was Jack, and the girl was… Louise-Anne or something like that. I didn’t see the other two as I was in the hole by then.”

Bill contemplated that. It was unlikely that Horace could have learned their names without getting close enough to have been seen by the children. It seemed that his story might be true after all.

“They had a parrot, or a cockatiel, something of that sort, too. I thought it was an unusual sea-bird at first, and then it started talking.”

“Oh yes? What did it say?” Bill asked, finding it all very funny now he knew it was ‘his’ children, but trying to keep the laughter out of his voice. He could well imagine the strong willed children making this ridiculous little man very scared by just being loud and having Kiki making her screeching noises. Bill thought he might even have been scared had it been him on the receiving end of this treatment from the children.

“Oh, just noises mostly. It imitated me a few times, I think. And it knew some nursery rhymes, pop goes the weasel or some other nonsense…” Horace trailed off, suddenly seeming less sure of himself. “But that might have just been the knocks to the head making me think I’d heard it talking, of course.”

“Are you sure they really knocked you on the head?” Bill asked sceptically. He wouldn’t have put it past the boys, or perhaps even Dinah to have hit someone they considered a danger, but Horace looked like he’d need nothing more than a gentle push to disarm him.

“Quite sure,” Horace said coldly. “They were adamant that I not escape, lest I spoilt their plans to steal my boat.”

Bill had to swallow a chuckle. “Steal your boat you say? Surely they had a boat of their own?”

“They said that theirs had been smashed up in a storm, but they were probably telling tales. They were spinning all these stories about enemies and I’m not sure they remembered what they’d made up and what was real! They were utterly mad! Kept talking about some chap that I’d apparently attacked and kidnapped… now what was his name? Will? Or was it Phil?” He looked over at Bill and frowned. “What did you say your name was again?”

“Bill, it’s Bill,” said Bill smoothly. “So you were kidnapped, by children and a talking parrot eh? Are you sure you didn’t just have a bump to the head, old chap?”

“Yes, I told you, those children hit me several times!” Horace insisted, but he sounded less sure of himself now. “I don’t believe half of what they said, of course.”

Bill was a bit worried about the idea that his boat has been smashed up. He wondered if the storm had caused the boat to break on the rocks or the men who had captured him had smashed the boat thinking him to be on his own. “How long were you their ‘prisoner’?” Bill asked, injecting a convincing amount of disbelief into his voice. He didn’t want Horace to think that he believed him.

“Look, I know that it all sounds utterly fantastical, but I can assure you that it is all true! I’ve told you more details than could be made up,” Horace said in irritation. “I was only there an afternoon, really. By evening they had disappeared, and by the time that I realised no-one was waiting with that stick, these other chaps had arrived and got hold of me.”

“So you weren’t a prisoner long then, by the sounds of it.”

“Long enough!” Horace folded his arms. “Why are you asking so many questions? It’s obvious that you don’t believe me.”

“I didn’t say that!” Bill said in a pacifying tone. “I was asking you questions wasn’t I?” By this point he was sure that Horace was not an enemy agent. At least, Bill hoped that was  the case. If this man was an enemy, he was a very convincing twit.

To be continued…

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Lego Blyton: The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair

During lockdown (the first one if you’re in England, the only one so far if you’re in Scotland) I did some Blyton-themed Lego builds. I’ve already shared Five On a Treasure Island, Five On a Hike Together and an entirely imagined Secret Seven scene involving pirates.

Now it’s time for The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair. Please don’t expect too much, here!


The Magic Faraway Tree

I had to take apart my Harry Potter Aragog’s Lair set for this, and that formed the top of the Faraway Tree peeking out of the sky between some clouds.

The tree top provides the landing spot for the various worlds that come by. The first of these was the Land of Presents.

Then the Land of Birthdays.

This land comes with a table set for a party, with a birthday cake in the middle.

After that the dreaded Land of Dame Slap arrives. Dame Slap is at her blackboard ready to instruct (and punish) any pupils who dare enter her classroom.

As you can see in the close ups she has a cane (actually a wand) in her hand, ready to point at her maths word and the map, or for a bit of corporal punishment. She is also wearing a pirate outfit as I have an extremely limited Lego wardrobe.


The Wishing Chair

This was admittedly a bit of an after-thought, after I found some wing-shaped pieces.

If you look closely you’ll notice that there are only three wings as that’s all I could find… so it might be a bit wobbly as it flies!


And that is the end of my Enid Blyton adventures in Lego. I’d love for them to make some real sets, but I’m not holding my breath.

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Monday #397

I went back to work last week, returned half a dozen library books but have already come home with another one… oh well. I’m only back for around half of my normal hours so in theory that leaves plenty of time for reading.

Lego Blyton: The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 18

Roger prided himself on his strength, and while Miss Pepper was hunting for the missing sandals, he dragged the trunk to the top of the stairs.

He set it flat and gave it a push. It cascaded down the stairs with a thunderous noise, arriving in the hall at top speed. Snoek the cat got the fright of her life as the trunk rumbled past where she sat on the stairs, waiting to pounce on someone coming down. She leapt into the air, and then tore like a streak of lightning into Diana’s bedroom, as Miss Pepper was coming out in a hurry. Snoek shot between her ankles and landed on the bed, all her fur standing on end and her tail twice its usual size.

Roger behaves in a very Snubby-like way and gives Snoek the fright of her life as they are packing to go on holiday in The Rubadub Mystery.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 17

Last time Anatoly retrieved one of the children’s tents from up a tree and they began to wonder just what had become of Bill and the Mannering-Trents.

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Chapter 17

They searched as long as they dared, up until they struggled to see anything in the gathering dark. Not best pleased, the men unpacked the boat and got ready to bed down on the island in the shelter of the bushes for the night. Anatoly started a small fire to provide some warmth and cook their meal. They were rather quiet that evening, as the rough sleeping and constant uncertainty was beginning to get to them. The slept fitfully that night, and rose early to make the most of the light to search for clues.

The only thing they found was a solitary tent peg, lying in amongst a scrubby bit of heather. A lack of anything else found led them to conclude that the peg had come loose from the tent as it had been blown across the island. Information requested from Bennett on the mainland had come as they finished breakfast and they marked on their map a strip which encompassed some or all of another dozen island at least, those from which their lone tent was most likely to have come from based on the trajectory of the storm a few days earlier.

With a fresh objective to focus on they headed determinedly for the first island in that strip and searched it, followed by several more. Their fruitless searching carried on through the next day too, until, rounding their third island of the day, they spotted a jumble of detritus littering a sandy cove on the north side. They exchanged glances and wordlessly Bentley piloted the boat towards the shallows there, instead of continuing his circle around the island.

They dropped anchor and splashed ashore. “Looks like it’s stuff that’s been washed up,” Thompson said, turning over a ragged plank with the toe of his boot.

It didn’t look like anything, just scraps of wood and rope but they checked it over thoroughly. “Bill’s boat was green, wasn’t it?” Thompson said as he looked at one piece that he had picked up.

Bentley turned his head sharply to look. “Dark green, yes.”

Thompson held the bit of green wood up. “Looks dark to me.”

“I have found some lettering,” Anatoly announced a moment later, and brought over another green piece of wood with a small amount of white at the broken end. “A R” he said.

“Could be A B,” Thompson interjected, as neither letter was complete.

“AR. Lucky Star,” said Bentley. “Well, this could explain why Bill hasn’t been in contact.”

Bill was having trouble keeping track of time in the shack. He hadn’t given up on getting free, but the right opportunity just hadn’t arisen yet. When he hasn’t mentally testing out escape plans he was getting as much sleep as possible, which wasn’t easy with the wind whistling through the gaps in the hut. Twice a day he was brought food and water but it wasn’t much more than some thin porridge or a slice of bread.

He was interrogated at regular intervals, as if they expected that he would suddenly start blabbering if they caught him at the right moment. They seemed to be convinced now that one of their own had been passing him information, and were trying to get Bill to reveal his source. As nobody had been giving him inside information there wasn’t anything that he could tell them, but his flat denials were falling on deaf ears.

He was dosing once again when the door to the shack rattled open and someone was thrown bodily into the darkness and onto the floor near him.

The door was shut again before Bill could identify his new companion. Perhaps it was whomever they suspected was sharing their secrets with him. The body scrambled away from him with a small shriek, and the thin strips of light fell on a narrow, sunburnt face wearing rather bent sunglasses.

“Well, hallo,” Bill said cautiously, feeling that this chap wasn’t much of a threat. He didn’t recognise him as one of the gang, certainly.

“Who are you?” quavered the thin man. “Why are you in here? Are you here to torture me?” Bill pursed his lips and settled back against the wall of shack. “No, I’m not, I’m a prisoner here too.”

The man looked at him suspiciously and tried to adjust his glasses. In the end he took them off, revealing pale, watery eyes. “How long have you been here?” he asked in his high voice.

“A few days,” Bill replied vaguely. “I’m Bill, by the way. Bill Smugs. What can I call you?” He wasn’t sure what to make of this strange bloke. He seemed too weak and weedy to be one of the gang, but, he couldn’t rule out that he had been chucked in here to trick him into revealing something.

“Horace, Horace Tipperlong,” the man said. “Why have they put us in here? I was minding my own business and then I get ambushed, and a sack thrown over my head! I passed out, well who wouldn’t, and now I find myself here!” he babbled.

“You’re lucky,” Bill said wryly, tilting his head down to reveal the lump on the top of his bald head. “They conked me over the head.”

Horace looked at him, aghast, and sank lower into his corner. “What do they want from us? Money? Are they holding us ransom? I’ve got my boat, that’s about all, it’s not worth much but they can have it!”

“No, I don’t think they want money,” Bill said. “From what they have said to me, they think we are spying on them.”

“Spying?” Horace squeaked, his face turning pale under his sunburn. “I-I’m not a spy.” He was quiet for a moment and when he spoke again, it seemed to be mostly to himself. “They’ve got the wrong chap, that’s all. Well, when they come back I’ll just have to say to them that they’ve made a dreadful mistake. I’m an ornithologist, that’s all, on a bird-watching trip. Yes, that’s it, once they realise they’ve make an error they can let me go.”

Bill listened to Horace, and tried not to roll his eyes. “I’m not sure that will work. I’ve been assuring them I’m not a spy and I’ve been here a few days!”

Horace didn’t appear to be listening. He just carried on muttering to himself in his corner, until the door opened some time later. He blinked at the light streaming in and jammed his crooked glasses back on the best he could. “I say,” he began, “you’ve made the most dreadful mistake.”

The man cut him off. “Had a nice catch up with your friend, have you?” he asked, looking at Bill and then Horace.

“I’ve never seen this man before in my life!” Horace began to protest at the statement about knowing Bill. “In fact, I was saying that you have made such a mistake! I’m not a spy, I’m just a bird watcher!”

“So we have caught two “bird watchers” snooping around here in a week,” the man said. “Do forgive me if I find it a little bit of a coincidence that you are apparently strangers to each other.”

“I’m telling the truth!” Horace protested again as Bill chipped in with, “I’m not lying!” The man smiled nastily. “I wasn’t born yesterday you know! Maybe a few more days in here will change your minds and you will start to tell me the truth!” with that, the door was slammed shut and the two men were left in the gloomy darkness once more.

To be continued…

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October 2020 round up

My early draft of this post started with ‘this may be the last month that I’m not at work’ and I was right!


What I have read

I barely read anything in the first part of the month, partly as I didn’t know what I wanted to read next. So I chose half a dozen books to put at the top of my ‘to read’ list and made a start on them, so that way I got another five read.

  • Undead and Uneasy (Undead #13) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Custard Tarts and Broken Hearts (The Factory Girls #1) – Mary Gibson
  • Stacey the Maths Whiz (The Baby-Sitters Club #105) – Ann M Martin
  • The Last Smile in Sunder City (Fetch Phillips Archives #1) Luke Arnold
  • The Indian in the Cupboard (The Indian in the Cupboard #1) – Lynne Reid Banks
  • Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****! (Why Mummy #3) – Gill Sims
  • A Mother’s Journey – Donna Douglas
  • Storm Front (Dresden Files #1) – Jim Butcher
  • Feminism: Ideas in Profile – Deborah Cameron
  • The Tales of Beedle the Bard – J.K. Rowling

I’ve still to finish:

  • The 1950s Scrapbook – Robert Opie
  • Gender Rebels – Anneka Harry
  • Out of Practice (The Larkford Series #1) – Penny Parkes

The Last Smile in Sunder City and Storm Front were recommendations for fans of the Rivers of London series. Neither lived up to those books but I enjoyed them both, probably Storm Front more so. Unfortunately that’s the first of something like 25 books and short stories, so a bit of a commitment if I decide it’s worth continuing.

I read the Donna Douglas one because I’ve read everything else she’s ever written and the Nightingale Nurses series is one of my favourites. This new one was good but not as good.

Feminism and Gender Rebels I started ages ago. Feminism one was a bit hard going, or felt so when I had first started reading it but seeing as I’ll be back at work soon I thought I should finish at least a few of the 15 books I’ve had for the past seven months… I finished it in one evening last week. It was interesting but took itself pretty seriously. Obviously it’s a serious subject but I have read some others that have managed to inject a bit more personality and wit. Not as much as Gender Rebels tries to do, though. That’s still shockingly bad and I can only manage two or three of the stories at a time.

And lastly, I had seen the film of The Indian in the Cupboard many years ago and enjoyed it and now I’ve read the book which was just as good. I have also discovered it’s part of a series so I will probably read the rest at some point. (I also want to rewatch the film too!)


What I have watched

  • Hollyoaks, which is now on 4 days a week and just as ridiculous as ever, especially with the very half-hearted mask wearing and social distancing they are portraying.
  • More Mythbusters even though we’ve seen it all before, I can rarely remember whether the myths were busted or not.
  • Hoarders on Amazon Prime. It’s an American series so it tends towards the over-dramatic and has loads of reminders of what we’ve already seen but it makes me feel better about the state of my house! (I can recognise a lot of the hoarding tendencies in myself as well, though).
  • Only Connect which is back with Perspex screens between the contestants, and also Task Master.
  • Phoebe in Wonderland which turned out to be a very strange film, least of all because Felicity Huffman’s wig was so bad.
  • The first episode of The West Wing which I found extremely dull!
  • An old documentary about Monty Python – Monty Python’s Almost the Truth (from 2009!) as I found it on Netflix and I love the Pythons. When I’m done I’ll need to rewatch Holy Grail and Life of Brian.

What I have done

  • Took a trip to Glen Isla, to a favourite spot of ours when my sister and I were little. The park is almost unchanged after at least twenty years (including the tractor climbing frame below) so it was great to see Brodie enjoying it.
  • Visited the St Andrews Botanic Gardens for a wander, it was still nice even in October but of course the glasshouses were shut due to Covid. On our way home we stopped in town and rode the giant ferris wheel which was there for the week. I thought Brodie might have been scared but he loved it – mostly because he could see all the cars and buses from up there. It was me who found it slightly scary to begin with!
  • Had two Brodie-free nights as he slept over with his Auntie Kirsty, luckily he was very well behaved and slept all night!
  • Reorganised my Enid Blyton’s Magazines in new storage boxes
  • Baked a banana loaf with Brodie (and burnt it slightly) but had slightly better luck with making biscuits. Somehow we made 47 out of a recipe for 24, and burnt a few of them but the rest were fine!
  • Explored a different bit of Tentsmuir/Kinshaldy beach 
  • Finally got Brodie’s hair cut
  • Had an induction at work in preparation for returning in November
  • Looked after my niece and nephew and threw a Halloween party while they were over, we made toilet roll tube monsters, dooked for apples, played musical bumps, pin the spider on the web and had lots of fun.


What I have bought

I have added to my magazine collection with four new (to me) issues from the lovely Sue Bell at Green Meadow Books.

I should have taken a photo of them for this, but I just filed them away in the boxes this afternoon. Typical!


What has your month looked like?

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Monday #396

October round up

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 17

I’m just reading a book about smuggling and it’s terribly exciting… It’s all about hidden caves and smugglers coming in at night and things like that

– Hilary, Smuggler Ben

I wonder what she was reading. Five Go Down to the Sea, perhaps?

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 16

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson discovered their boat had developed a fault leaving them stranded on their search. They also spotted something unusual on a distant island, making the need to get moving all the more pressing!

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Chapter 16

After a few hours and a lot of bad language the engine finally spluttered into life again. Anatoly resisted the urge to cheer as Bentley and Thompson were flustered, tired and covered in motor oil. After a final check of everything the boat started to chug along, and Bentley began to steer the it towards their island of interest.

It was late in the afternoon but the sun wouldn’t set until around half-past nine, so they hoped to have enough light to do a decent search once they arrived. After sending a radio message to inform headquarters that they were on the move again they ate some hastily thrown together sandwiches and the boat powered across the calm sea. Whoever wasn’t piloting the boat took turns to sweep the vast expanse of the water – and skies – for any signs of their potential, unidentified enemy.

After circling the island the best spot happened to be on the opposite side to what they were now sure was a tent trapped up a tree. They had gotten a fairly good look at it from the water as they navigated around the rocky coast, and although they couldn’t be sure it had been one of Bill’s tents, it was certainly a tent and it hadn’t been there very long either. They tied the boat up to a large tree which was hanging over the water’s edge and splashed ashore.

“Let’s head straight for the tent, but keep your eyes peeled for anything untoward along the way,” Bentley ordered. “We’ll search that area and work our way back.”

Anatoly nodded as he checked that his gun was in its holster and loaded, waiting for Bentley and Thompson to be ready to move. He lead the way up the bank to the flat grass, his eyes scanning the whole area as they reached the main bulk of the island.

The landscape was similar to several islands they had been on. Lots of heather and sea-pink, various birds but not as many as on the island with the cliffs. They made swift progress across the island as they were not searching too closely yet, and they were eager to reach the tent. They spotted it from a distance and were able to walk more or less straight to it with only a few minor detours to cross small streams and avoid the boggiest areas.

They hadn’t seen anything of interest along the way, and after a cursory look around the area the tent was in they stood at the base of the tree looking up at it. “We’d better retrieve it,” Bentley said, looking meaningfully at Anatoly.

Anatoly sighed, nodded, handed Thompson his gun and torch and started to agilely climb the tree in a way that suggested he was used to doing things like this. As he came face to face with the tent, he wondered the best way to tackle it. He didn’t think that the tent would be wedged too much into the tree and he hoped it wouldn’t be caught on any difficult to reach branches. Soon the tent, mostly in one piece was being disentangled from the last branch and thrown down to Thompson and Bentley. “One tent,” Anatoly declared as he set the canvas free. “I am coming down now, look out below!”

Thompson, who hadn’t quite recovered his good humour since the debacle with the boat engine, glared at him as he extricated himself from the tent which had fallen to rest over his head. They spread it out to examine the canvas and discovered it was in good condition. The one or two tears could be put down to it being caught in the tree.

Anatoly picked up one of the guy-ropes and held it out. “The peg is still attached,” he said.

“So that will mean that there’s disturbed ground somewhere, if the tent was ripped from the ground,” Bentley said. “I wonder why the tent wasn’t retrieved though? If you are able to shin up and get it, why didn’t the children do that?”

“Perhaps they were unable to… if someone had pulled the tent up in an attack…” Anatoly said haltingly, not wanting to believe that was true.

“It would need to be more than one man,” said Thompson, lighting his pipe. “That is a strong tent, and secured into the ground, well… it takes a lot of force to rip a tent up to take someone by surprise. Why not just wait until morning and capture them all when they exited the tent?”

Anatoly shook his head, unable to answer. Bentley looked at the tent again. “It’s possible they were in the process of taking the tent down when they were attacked. If they were attacked! The wind could simply have carried the tent away from them in the storm a few days ago.”

“So we could be on the wrong island, is that what you’re saying?” Thompson challenged. “Like there aren’t enough islands here but to get the wrong one… well we’d just as well hope that Smugs’ radio just broke and this is all a wild goose chase.” Thompson’s temper wasn’t improving at the thought of there being nothing on this island either. In truth the whole thing was rather like a game of hide and seek, except the game was being played over dozens of islands instead of in a house or garden, which in a way rendered the searchers at a huge disadvantage.

“We should keep looking here for now, spend the night anyway, and then have a proper scout around in the daylight,” Bentley said calmly though he understood Thompson’s frustration. He knew however that they had to do their job, regardless of their feelings, otherwise they would never make it out on a field mission again if they went rogue.

“The tent could have come from this island,” Anatoly said after a long silence. “We have not explored it fully, after all. If we find nothing, we could radio in and ask for details of the storm, could we not? Give them our coordinates and see if we cannot work out the likeliest direction a tent could have come from.”

The two older agents looked at each other and gave a slight nod. “It’s possible,” Bentley agreed. “All right, let’s start searching. We don’t have the good light much longer.”

To be continued…

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If you like Blyton: The New Bobbsey Twins #5 The Case of the Close Encounter

Recently Sean introduced us to the first of the New Bobbsey Twins books with his review of the first book in the series, The Secret of Jungle Park. Now he will take us through his favourites from the series starting with book #5, The Case of the Close Encounter.

Sean and I have already covered some back story on the various incarnations of the Bobbsey Twins here.

As before this review contains spoilers.


The review

This is among my favourites of the series, if not THE favourite.

This book starts with Nan coming home sick from school. She asks her twin, Bert to do her babysitting job that night. It is with Artie, the most hyper boy on her list of babysittees! Bert agrees, and there is a wonderful sequence of hi-jinks young Artie gets into. (He’s not a bad kid, he just has a LOT of energy!) He insists on playing hide-and-seek, and runs outside. When Bert follows, with his flashlight, he sees a UFO! First an intensely bright light stops him in his tracks, then he sees a flying saucer looking pattern of multi-coloured lights spinning in a circle. These lights recede in the distance and disappear! Artie (who was hiding) didn’t see them and thinks Bert is “playing pretend”

The next day Bert tells his family what he saw, tells the police (who treat him seriously because Lt Pike put in a good word about the twins), and tells the newspaper (who are VERY sceptical), who makes mention of it on the radio. Later, the twins go to Artie’s neighbourhood to look for clues and after crossing the woods, see burnt grass in a clearing that look like two giant footprints! They also find a paper coffee cup from the Cup ‘n Saucer diner, as well as a yogurt container with an unusual brand. On the way back through the woods there is a small road where a motorbike almost runs them over! The driver is a reddish, wild-eyed man who isn’t very nice.

After leaving Artie’s, on the way home, they spot a café called The Flying Saucer Diner. The name is too good to pass up, so they stop. The owner has a foreign accent, which makes Flossie think he might be an alien. The twins question him on the coffee cup (that looks new), and he says the place used to be called Cup ‘n Saucer, but he changed it when he bought it, and no one has used those old cups for a couple years.

As the twins leave the diner, they spot an audio cassette on the seat of Bert’s bicycle. The recording is a threatening message! Flossie thinks the diner owner (Chuck) left it as he left for a bit while they were in the diner, and she mentioned Bert’s spotting the UFO. Nan thinks it might be the motor scooter guy as a similar tire mark is seen in the dirt, but as they can’t prove anything, they go home.  When they arrive, a strange woman is talking to Mrs Bobbsey. She has out-of-state license plates, and says she is writing a book on UFO sightings. She asks Bert a ton of questions about what he saw, but doesn’t seem to want to answer any questions herself (which makes Bert VERY suspicious).

In the meantime, the younger twins (Freddie & Flossie) go back to the diner to investigate Chuck and play his Space Invaders arcade game. When they get there, Chuck and two more bearded men are talking in a foreign language (the alien speech Flossie thinks) and then they come over to watch them play the videogame. They explain how games seem almost like magic to them because there isn’t anything like that where they are from (which they say is a small country in eastern Europe) and they even pay for an extra game for the twins.

Nan, in the meantime is trying to track down the yogurt and finds out that it is only sold in a health-food store in town. As she approaches the store, the scooter guy comes out, accuses her of following him and grabs her arm! The owner runs out and threatens to call the police. The man runs off in a huff. The owner says the man is Usher, he rents a place out of town, and is a little nutso.

The next day, Bert and Flossie go back to the woods to look for clues when they see Lenore Bainbridge (the UFO book writer). She is alone in the clearing talking into the air! Flossie thinks maybe SHE is an alien.

Things get even weirder for Nan and Freddie who are in the woods investigating. A ray-gun noise breaks the silence, and then a nearby tree bursts into flames!

Freddie is all for running away, but Nan stops and goes back. She notices that the burns on the tree are circular and wind around the tree like there was some kind of burning wire looped round it. Hmm.

That night, Flossie is awakened by eerie humming. When she looks out the window, a glowing, alien head is looking back at her! Her screams bring her family to the room, but it is gone when they get there.

The next time the twins go to Artie’s, the older twins stop to look at a parked scooter in the woods. They see a stack of Cup ‘n Saucer cups and an industrial strength flashlight in the back. They remove the flashlight’s bulb, and then figure out that Usher has something to do with the strange happenings (they narrow it down to him through means that I won’t get into here so this doesn’t become TOO long).

They call their friends on the police force to stake out the area near Artie’s house, and since they live in an isolated area, they have all the lights turned off but their big flashlight. That night, a silent helicopter lands! Usher also arrives on his scooter to try to wave away the pilot, but the police arrive and make the pilot come out and arrest both him and Usher. Then Bainbridge arrives. She explains that she is a government agent, and the two of them stole a secret silent chopper from a research and development department.

So, the UFO mystery is solved! The twins may not be able to tell anyone what happened, but the police know and give them even more respect, and they have a neat café they can go to!

This story as I said before is among the best of the books. It is suspenseful (for kids) without being too scary, and there are enough suspects to keep you guessing! Of course (as anyone who reads the series knows) there wouldn’t turn out to be real aliens, but as far as who the bad guys are, there were enough suspects and false leads to make you wonder. Chuck acted alien (or foreign) enough to make him a suspect, Lenore Bainbridge acted suspicious, and had some weird things, like what we would now call a Bluetooth device to make her a suspect. (Remember, this was the 1980s. So, there were no wireless radio communications common to people. Her talking into the air is spooky and strange enough to make one wonder back then. And Usher was always mean, but there was no reason to tie him to the UFO at first. Of course, he was the one who threatened the kids, and then when he heard the radio report of a UFO spotting, he knew the kids had no idea about what was really happening, and so thought he could scare them with the phony ray-gun attack, and the alien in the window (a balloon with phosphorus on it), as well as other things

Overall, this was great! It came out in April 1988, so I was 12. A bit older than I was with the earlier books, but still this flummoxed me as a kid, and was spooky enough for me to read under the covers! Deanna was my only friend who shared my love of  reading. It’s a shame, because she’s the only one I never camped out with one-on-one (being a girl) I think we did camp once with Brian, the Murphy boys and I in sleeping bags, and her in my tent, but it wasn’t the same. You can only be spooked with just 2 or maybe 3 kids. When you have about half a dozen, it doesn’t have the same feel.


An interesting addition

Sean has also sent me a photograph which was used in the cover design.

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Monday #395

 

The New Bobbsey Twins #5: The Case of the Close Encounter by Laura Lee Hope

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 16

WHOOOOOOOSH!

David was famous for his sneezes – but this was a really out-size one, a most magnificent specimen. It not only startled David; it startled the other three children, too.

But it startled the little watching man very much more!

An accidental human sneeze is as good as a parrot’s deliberate noises in Adventure of the Strange Ruby.

The illustration is from the magazine serialisation rather than the first edition, which had a different illustrator.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 15

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson visited the cliff-island the children first visited and found some signs of recent human habitation, but no children and no Bill of course.

cunningham and petrov


Chapter 15

After they finding their first clues as to where the kids and Bill might be, there followed a fruitless time of not finding anything on any of the surrounding islands.

They spent an entire day combing the five nearest islands, two to the east and three towards the north-west. They were sure that they might find something, as someone had certainly been on the last island but there was not so much as a flattened blade of grass or scrap of paper. As Anatoly had said, Bill and the children were very conscientious campers and so wouldn’t have left piles of litter around but if they had been there, there should have been at least some sign. None of the islands were particularly big so at least they had been able to cover them in a few hours each but they were still exhausted come nightfall and were taciturn over their meal before turning in to their makeshift beds for the night.

The next morning they were in for a shock. “The boat won’t start,” Thompson groaned in frustration after spending ten minutes trying to start the engine as Anatoly and Bentley packed all their camping gear into the boat once more. “I just can’t get the thing going!”

“Has it run out of petrol?” Bentley asked slyly, implying that Thompson was being dim. He considered himself captain of the boat and a far superior to Thompson, despite them sharing the piloting over the past twenty-four hours. Neither of them had offered Anatoly a turn, and he hadn’t asked as he hadn’t wanted to make a fool of himself, given his lack of experience.

“No, I filled her up last night,” Thompson replied testily, crouching down in the little cabin to lift the trapdoor that gave access to the engine. A small spiral of dark smoke wafted up.

“What was that?” Bentley asked, moving to Thompson’s side as he saw the smoke. “What have you done?” He pushed Thompson out of the way and then groaned. “Looks like the starter motor has burnt out!”

“I haven’t done anything!” Thompson growled. “The engine’s maybe just flooded. I’ll give it a few minutes and try again.”

A few minutes later and it was obvious the problem was more than just a flooded engine. Every time Thompson tried to start the boat there were sparks from the engine and the smell of burning was getting stronger.

“It might be the wiring,” suggested Anatoly, waving some smoke out of the cabin. “That would explain the smell of burning!”

“You’re a boat repair expert now are you?” Thompson snapped, his temper flaring. They were all frustrated by their lack of results at this time, and the prospect of being stranded on their boat for however long it took to repair was not an appealing one.

“No,” snapped back Anatoly. “But I did blow up small motors at school in the science lab! It is the same smell!”

“Oh well, if you did it at school,” Thompson retorted. “Remind me, when was it you finished school, five minutes ago? Or was it ten?”

“Which is why I remember it better than you, grandpa!” Anatoly snarled, his temper flaring.

“That’s enough!” snapped Bentley, stepping between the two of them. “This will not help us find Smugs and the kids.”

“I need to fix this boat and I can’t do that with you two bickering like children,” he continued. “I expect more from you both, so unless you want me to write you both up and report you as soon as we get back then you’ll only speak when you’ve got something constructive to say. And yes, Davey,” he added, speaking to Thompson, “I’m pulling rank on you, mate.”

Thompson shut his mouth, as he had just been going to protest Bentley’s tone. He turned his back on Anatoly and looked down at the engine.

“How are we going to fix this?” Anatoly asked stiffly.

Bentley raised an eyebrow at his tone. “I am going to examine the engine. In peace and quiet. You can find me the tool box, Petrov. Thompson, I want you to check over everything else and make sure we aren’t going to run into any more problems.”

Anatoly nodded and ducked out of the of the cabin to find the tool box that was hidden in amongst all the kit they had been carrying with him. He searched swiftly and then, tool kit in hand, went back to the cabin to hand it to Bentley.

Meanwhile Thompson was checking over the anchor winch and chain, studiously ignoring Anatoly. It seemed to take forever, Bentley checking the engine and Thompson examining the rest of the boat. Anatoly hadn’t been given any other tasks so he just sat on the edge of the boat, out of everybody’s way and waited.

Eventually Bentley sat back and stretched his arms above his head. “I think it’s just the wiring. Some of it’s burnt right away so I’ll have to replace it.”

“And how are we going to do that out here?” Thompson grumbled. “Shall I push Petrov overboard and get him to search the sea floor for discarded metal?”

Bentley swore irritably. “If anyone’s getting pushed overboard Davey, it’ll be you! I’m hoping there’s some spare bits and pieces in the tool box, if not, Henty’s going to get both barrels.”

Anatoly handed over the tool box, quietly hoping Bentley might push Thompson overboard as he was being so insufferable!

In the end, Bentley decided to take the whole starter motor apart, just to make sure the fault didn’t lie in there. He sent Thompson to relight their camp-fire and make them something hot to drink, and carefully removed the motor and began taking it apart piece by piece. He instructed Anatoly to sit and watch and explained everything he was doing, because as he said, it could prove very useful in the future.

With mugs of tea steaming on the wooden floor beside them, he showed Anatoly how to clean the corrosion off the motor with a bit of sandpaper, before wiping the area with a petrol soaked rag. “That’ll help stop it corroding again, though I reckon Henty ought to give the whole engine a once over when we get back and probably replace a few bits. I think all I can do is replace the brushes…”

He was half-way through that when Thompson called for their attention. At Bentley’s nod Anatoly was glad to lower the magnifying glass he had been using to direct the sunlight onto the motor where Bentley was trying to solder the new brushes into place.

“I’ve been scanning the islands we can see from here,” Thompson said, handing the field-glasses to Bentley. “Take a look at the one, and tell me what you can see.”

Anatoly scrabbled in one of the lockers and grabbed another set of field glasses, and trained them on the island that Thompson had pointed to. “There’s something in the tree,” Anatoly said after a moment. “It looks a bit like a big bit of canvas. Could it be a tent?”

“And do tents normally grow on trees in your world?” Thompson began, earning himself a thump from Bentley.

“Could be a tent, perhaps,” Bentley said. “It could also be a parachute, given that we’re dealing with aeroplanes in these parts.”

“Or,” he added, after a lengthy pause. “It might be the tarpaulin roof of an old shack, or a fishing net. We’re really too far away to be sure.”

“A parachute could be worrying,” said Anatoly carefully. “This is not on any flight path.”

“A parachute would be very worrying,” Bentley agreed soberly. “If it’s recent, at any rate. It could have been there for weeks…” They stared into the distance, the island not much more than a hazy shape on the horizon without the powerful field-glasses.

“Right,” he snapped after a moment. “Let’s get this bloody boat fixed. If someone’s landed on that island I do not want to be stranded here if they come looking this way. Thompson, I want you to keep watch, Petrov, get that magnifying glass.”

Anatoly pulled the magnifying glass out of his pocket and headed back to the cabin. He hoped that the thing in the tree was from a fishing boat and not one the kids’ tents. If they had lost a tent he was worried they might be injured or ill because they would be exposed to the elements. He hoped they could get the boat working and find them soon.

To be continued…

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Dog Loves Books and Enid Brighton

I feel like that post title needs a bit of explaining.

Dog Loves Books is a CBeebies programme. Based on a book by Louise Yates it features Dog who owns a bookshop and his friend Pug, who go on adventures in books.

I was half-asleep on the sofa one morning and Brodie was watching CBeebies, and I half-heard what I thought was the name Enid Blyton along with adventure and stories. Obviously I shook myself awake and hit the record button.

Turns out the name I heard was Enid Brighton but given the content of the episode I suspect this is an homage, or a way of getting around copyright issues!

If Dog’s voice sounds familiar to you it’s because it’s John Thompson of Cold Feet etc.


Dog Loves Enid Brighton (Season 1 Episode 35)

Pug wants to write exciting stories, and our two friends meet Enid Brighton. She has a very vivid imagination and they go on an adventure to solve all of her mysteries.

It is currently available to watch on BBC iPlayer here (but only until October 28, it may come back on if/when the episode is repeated) and YouTube here.

The episode follows what I assume is the premise of all the episodes, whereby the dogs run into a problem and look for help in one of Dog’s books. And I mean literally inside as they enter into the world of the book.

This time the problem is Pug is trying to write his own book (with the help of typing mice). It is supposed to be an action and adventure tale but when Dog reads it he discovers it is a list of all the things Pug likes to eat.

Dog suggests they try to find a book which will teach them how to write an adventure book, which leads them to none other than Enid Brighton.

Not any of the Enid Brighton/Blyton biographies I know of

Inside the book they meet Enid Brighton who invites them to join her gang of mystery solvers, rescue her uncle and capture some spies. In the end, though, she admits that these were all figments of her imagination and Dog encourages her to write her stories down.


When does Enid Brighton = Enid Blyton?

Here are the clues:

Dog says that the book he has picked out is about Enid Brighton who wrote dozens of thrilling stories. From the time she was a young girl Enid Brighton had a very vivid imagination.

The inside of the book features a ruined castle and a picnic. The picnic is made up of sponge cakes, jam sandwiches and lashings of fizzy pop.

Enid Brighton warns them that Spies from the old ruined castle are everywhere.

The gang they form is called The Thrilling Three.

Her imaginary uncle is called Uncle Quentin.

In a somewhat Inception-like moment at the end, after telling Enid to write her stories, Dog says and Enid did write down her stories, dozens of them and we still thrill to her adventures today.


My thoughts

I love that there’s a whole show about the love of reading and that it featured (loosely) Enid Blyton. It’s not on at a time our TV is usually on so I rarely see it, but I imagine there are other fun episodes which adults will get something out of that children don’t.

The general animation is fine, quite simple – I find the really stylised kind quite annoying as it’s distracting when you realise the Powerpuff Girls have no fingers and start wondering how they hold any of the things they pick up. Although the dogs and the backgrounds are better than the human character in this episode. Enid has those floating eyebrows that really annoy me. Either show the face and the eyebrows properly or accept that at least one eyebrow will be hidden by the hair! She also has an odd nose and crosses in her ears.

There is a weird moment in the middle where Enid behaves like a Scooby-Doo character and calls Dog Dr Bad the Evil Master of Disguise and tries to pull his mask off, and she does mention using a rocket to get to Skull Island but I imagine they were trying not to over-load it with Blyton references.

Lastly, I’m not a big dog person but I like this dog (or Dog) as he loves the smell of books and so do I.

 

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Monday #394

I did have a holiday planned for this week but due to the rules in Scotland it has had to be postponed until April 2021 (it had already been postponed from April 2020).

Dog Loves Books and Enid Brighton

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 15

 

The secret of Killimooin is a valley (or if you pick up a modern reprint, it could be a forest) which is believed to be entirely inaccessible due to the ring of steep mountains surrounding it. Unlike the Valley of Adventure there was no road pass in the past. As it turns out there is a way in – a very secret way, and once inside the valley turns out to be teeming with thieves and their families, an entire tribe of people in fact.

I found this photo today and it just made me think of Killimooin:

Image source: Porkfatwilly

You can just see at the top right where a waterfall might flow down into this secret valley and the path the river could take through the trees.

Though, actually, that’s not a valley at all. It’s the top of a fence post. I found the below image on an article from The Sun, but it’s not clear where they found the left frame.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 14

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson survived their night with the chickens and started their search properly.

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Chapter 14

They had managed to get dried and dressed again before they reached the next island and both Anatoly and Thompson were hoping not to have to wade ashore again. This island seemed to be made primarily of a huge, towering cliff which was simply covered in birds. The air was full of birds, doing a complicated dance it seemed, swooping in and out without ever colliding. As before they circled the island, training field-glasses to survey the area, and then guided the boat towards a convenient sandy cove.

Bentley steered the boat into the cove, Anatoly jumped out and waded the last few feet with the mooring rope to secure the boat to a handy nearby rock. He waited on the sand while his colleagues dismounted and watched the circling birds. “Not sure I’d be able to camp here,” Bentley said wryly. “It’s a bit noisy!”

“That would not have bothered Jack, or the others, probably,” Anatoly commented. Of all of them he knew the children best, though even his knowledge was limited to a few brief conversations. If he had been a few years younger, he could have seen himself being friends with Jack and Philip, but whether or not they’d have accepted him was another matter.

They watched the birds for a few more minutes, marvelling at the sheer numbers – and at their terrible clumsiness on land as they knocked eggs from their precarious nests on uneven ledges – and then drew their minds back to the task at hand.

“I think, with all these clumsy birds around, we should split up,” Bentley said. “It’ll be quicker and then we can get away from this mess of an island!”

Thompson nodded. “Whistle if you find anything.”

They each picked a direction and went off, eyes peeled for any signs of human presence. Obviously a human present would be a clear sign, but they were also looking for remains of camp-fires, foot-prints, scraps of paper, tin cans and so on. After a while Anatoly found a couple of patches of grass which seemed to have been flattened down. It wasn’t terribly obvious unless you were looking at it from the right angle, and he circled the area a few times, looking closely. He was just fingering his whistle, considering whether or not to alert the others in case it turned out to be nothing when three short, sharp whistle blasts came from the east.

He hot-footed it in that direction and found Thompson who was crouched by a small, gurgling stream. “I’ve found some footprints,” he said without preamble. Anatoly joined him in crouching and examined the ground. Around the spring there were clear signs of people. Flattened grasses and heather, slightly churned up mud where the ground was wettest, and, as Thompson had said, a couple of reasonably clear foot-marks.

Bentley turned up a few moments later and looked down at the footprints with them. “It’s a good start, I haven’t found anything,” he said as he examined the prints. “All I found was a lot of birds.”

“Pity they can’t talk,” Thompson remarked, taking a couple of photographs of the spring as evidence. “We could have asked them if they’d seen anything.”

“I think I might have seen something,” Anatoly broke in. “I was just about to whistle when you did.” He swept his arm in the direction he had come from. “There’s some big patches of slightly flatter grass over that way.”

The other two nodded and followed him without comment, showing that had at least some faith in him. Like he had, they circled the area a few times, examining it from all angles. They agreed it did not look like the sort of flattening that could happen to grass in the wind, it was too regular a shape. “Possibly a couple of tents,” Bentley said, crouching down as if looking more closely at the grass would tell him more.

“In that case we had better assume they could have stayed here, even if it was only for a night or two, and make a thorough search,” Bentley said with a firm nod. “I would have expected to see their boat if they were still here though, but there may be a hidden cove on this island that they came in at.”

They split up and began a slower and more methodical search of the island, starting around the spring and the potential tent area, and working outwards.

Coming back together, several hours later, they admitted that no other major clues had been found. Some loose earth had been investigated and a couple of tins had been found buried, and one or two other foot-prints had been spotted but that was it.

“They are not here,” Anatoly said with a shrug when Thompson and Bentley debated the fact. “They may have been here for one night and moved on. We need to keep looking.”

“Do we think this is where they have gone missing from?” Anatoly asked cautiously.

“We don’t know that they are missing,” Bentley reminded him. “All we know is that we can’t raise Bill on the radio. It could be broken for all we know and he’s gallivanting around some island miles away and having a grand old time!”

“All right,” Anatoly said, though he had a gut feeling that Bill was not having a good time at all. “Do we think that they left this island as recently as our last contact with Bill?”

“It’s hard to tell,” mused Thompson. “But I’d wager it was a bit earlier. The grass has mostly sprung back from where we think the tents were, and those cans are starting to rust already.”

“We don’t even know it was Bill on this island,” Bentley added, always the sensible one. “It could have been any trippers, here a week or so ago perhaps.”

It was disheartening, but they had made notes and taken photographs of what evidence they had found, and so all they could do was head back to their boat, get it back on the water and travel on to the next bit of land.

They ate on the boat as they were starving, having last eaten when Anatoly had prepared them breakfast, and Bentley powered the boat towards the next island, aware that it would be getting dark soon.

To be continued…

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How to store Enid Blyton’s Magazines

I recently reorganised my Enid Blyton’s Magazines and thought I’d share the process and results for you.

As we know Enid Blyton wrote a lot of magazines. 250 issues of Sunny Stories for Little Folk, 552 of Enid Blyton’s Sunny Stories and 162 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine to be precise.

My current collection stands at 119 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine and 5 of Sunny Stories.  And, up until March this year they were all stored in a big plastic box:

Given that these magazines are all over 60 years old this was not an ideal situation. The covers were getting damaged when the magazines were taken in and out, and even though they were in publication order it wasn’t easy to find a particular issue. Plus the box was crowded with various other Blyton bits and pieces. There are flyers, other magazines, booklets, books and even an envelope of badges in there. There were only about 95 of Enid Blyton’s Magazine in there at the time, so I wouldn’t have had space for many more.

So what are the possible solutions? These magazines are not sturdy enough to stand on shelves by themselves, and their age makes them quite fragile. Any storage has to be able to protect them from damage through removal or insertion, potentially from sunlight (mine go in a cupboard so that’s not such an issue for me), and store them in a way that doesn’t put undue pressure on bindings or pages.


Some solutions

I asked some other Blyton enthusiasts how they managed their collections and I got a few different responses.

Suggestion one: folders

One suggested was a pocket display presentation folder, the kind where the pockets are stitched in. Two magazines can fit in each pocket so a 40 pocket folder could hold up to 80 magazines. They are inexpensive, and you’d only need two.

I expect you could also use ring binder or lever arch folders but the weight of the magazines would probably pull the pockets out of shape if you tried to stand the folders upright.

I think this is a decent budget option but I was after something a little more attractive.

Suggestion two: binding

Binding is probably one of the best ways to protect magazines, though it may be too late if they are already in poor condition due to age. Lots of academic institutions and libraries bind magazines and journals into a book – a volume per month, quarter or year etc depending on the number of issues and size of each issue.

This could be a really nice way to protect and display a collection but I expect having it done professionally could be expensive (I found a lots of places offering a service but few had a price list). You’d want at least seven – one for each volume. I did find this handy guide to making your own binding which doesn’t look too difficult or expensive. All you need is some wood, fabric, glue, string and paper, plus something to cut the wood with.

As my collection is not yet complete professional binding isn’t a particularly viable method for me. If you’ve got a complete collection, though, and are willing to spend the money they could look great. I’m not going to attempt binding myself as I’m not at all confident I’d not destroy these vintage magazines in the process!

Suggestion three: boxes

Obviously I already had mine in a box which wasn’t working but boxes come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Cardboard magazine files were suggested – and seem an obvious solution. I just couldn’t find any in an A5 size and felt that using A4 ones would just lead to a lot of wasted space. I know you can make your own using cereal boxes, and these could look quite nice if decorated with wrapping paper etc, but knowing me I’d end up bashing or bending the thin cardboard. If you can find A5 ones (or have lots of space) this might work well, though it would probably be better if each magazine was already in a protective sleeve to protect the covers as they are slid in and out.

Traditional A5 box files were the suggestion that came the closest to meeting my needs. They are sturdy, the right size for the magazines and not overly expensive. The only problem was that the suggested ones (Ryman Selecta boxes) were also not in stock apart from in blue at £5.99 per box. I suspect this is very much a ‘middle of a pandemic’ issue and that come next year you’ll be able to choose a Selecta box in any colour and in multipacks.

So what did I end up with?


My personal favourite solution

Having looked online for Ryman-style A5 boxes I found a range of plastic boxes with a base and separate lid. Having measured 27 magazines in a pile (27 is the most magazines in any one volume) I determined that two of the plastic boxes would be enough to contain a volume.

The boxes were Weston Boxes’ A5 Plastic Storage Box. They come in packs of 5 or 10, so I bought a 10 pack of the multicoloured ones. (If you want to be grown up or match the boxes to your decor you can get packs of a single colour, including clear!)

Obviously ten wasn’t enough to have two per volume for a full collection, but I had few enough of volumes four and five that everything fitted in ten boxes.As you can see these boxes are just about see-through enough to be able to identify the contents.

After that, I kept on buying magazines and soon they were not fitting into those ten boxes as well as they once had.

The solution?


More boxes!

I wanted to be able to identify different volumes at a glance so this time I bought the neon set of ten. I worked out that would give me seven different colours so each volume could use a different colour – and as a bonus I could create a rainbow with them which I absolutely love.

The neon ones are more opaque and as I figured I’d probably be storing them all with the front out of sight I decided to label the sides with the contents. I didn’t actually have any labels so I use masking tape as a temporary measure, I will get proper labels soon though. (I apologise for the terrible photo, I took these in the evening and it was difficult to get enough light without it all reflecting back off the boxes. I will try to take some in daylight soon).

First two columns –
Red: Vol 1 part 1 and 2
Orange: Vol 2 part 1 and 2
Yellow: Vol 3 part 1 and 2
Green: Vol 4 part 1 and 2
Blue: Vol 5 part 1 and 2
Purple: Vol 6 part 1 and 2
Pink: Vol 7 and duplicate issues
Third column –
Blue: Games
Blue: Green Hedges/Sunny Stories
Green: Scrap Noddy books (duplicate copies with pages/covers missing)
Green: Flyers etc

Eagle-eyed readers might notice there are three darker blue ones there and that’s because one was slightly cracked when it arrived and Weston Boxes sent a replacement. I have one bright blue one on my bookshelf holding my Mary Mouse strip books and a few other bits that too small to fit on the shelf well, and two neon pink ones yet to be filled.


The finished arrangement

Here you can see the back row of boxes and then the front (plus a couple of mugs which hold bits and pieces, and yes that’s a Spice Girls one at the back, it must be a good 25 years old!). I wish I had enough space to display them as a full rainbow but it’s just not to be.

And a wider view. The grey hearts box now holds all my Enid Blyton Society Journals, and above you can see both my Noddy fuzzy felt sets (one from the 50s and one from the 90s), my Famous Five jigsaw and the By Jove! Entertainment For Kids – Five Go Parenting card game. Plus some of my other jigsaws, board games and half of my Lego.

And here’s some ideas of the things that fit inside the boxes:

Enid Blyton’s Magazines, both alone and in card-backed slips, Sunny Stories with or without card-backings, Enid Blyton Society journals, Noddy books, A5 flyers and leaflets, Pepys party games, Green Hedges Magazines.


Just to be clear I have no affiliation with Weston Boxes, I just happened to buy some and think they are great. I’d definitely recommend them for storage of magazines. The boxes themselves are perfect; both functional and attractive and they arrived quickly wherever I ordered them from. Weston Boxes also have a policy of refunding or replacing any box that is damaged upon delivery and I certainly had no trouble when one of my boxes had a small crack.

A note on prices: The RRP for ten boxes is £24.99, though I got my first set for £19.99 on Amazon, and received a 10% off voucher for use on the Weston Boxes website. By the time I was looking to order more the Amazon listing was back up to full price so I ordered through the WB site at £22.50. Both times I got free postage, so in all it was £47.50, which is a lot less than I have spent on magazines so far!

 

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Monday #393

It’s October and that means the schools are off where I am – I now have to actually know and care about these things as it means Brodie is off nursery. They came off last week actually but I’ve only now thought to share this fascinating information with you. Da

How to store Enid Blyton’s magazines

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 14

Dada parked the car. “Are you ready to go in, sweetheart?”

Marietta couldn’t reply. It felt like the wind blowing off the sea was jiggling her words into nonsense. She imagined he Mighty Miss Hummingbird from Dada’s circus swooping down on the trapeze to pick the words back up again. Then maybe Marietta would be able to reply.

These are the opening lines of the first story in New Class at Malory Towers – just one of many, many books sitting on my shelves and waiting to be read and reviewed.

 

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Fan fic Friday Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 13

Last time the search and rescue team ignored the fisherman’s warning and ran into a bit of trouble.


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Chapter 13

It took Anatoly a long time to get to sleep, he kept wondering where Bill was and how he was coping. He hoped that he was safe and they were being jumpy over nothing. Anatoly didn’t think he could lose a second father figure in his life. He would do everything he could do make sure that Bill was found, alive and well. Eventually he fell asleep on his pillow of straw, quite comfortable with his service blanket over himself even as the storm raged overhead.

It must have blown itself out at some point as when he woke in the early hours – thanks to one of the chickens mistaking his shoelaces for worms or something else edible – it seemed calm apart from a light rain. He shooed the chicken off and it retreated with a huffy-sounding squawk which made Thompson and Bentley stir slightly and then everyone settled back to sleep.

The next time he woke the sun coming in the grubby windows told him that it was morning and he rolled over in his sleeping bag and yawned. His back was a little tense from bracing against the waves the day before and then sleeping on the floor. He looked at his watch and groaned at the early hour, wondering if he should try and get some sleep but the sound of the sea birds was so loud that he wasn’t sure he could. He got up, stretched and decided to go for a swim in the cove where they had moored the boat. Grabbing his trunks and a blanket as a towel, he strode off to wake himself up in the cold Scottish waters.

An hour later Anatoly made his way back to the cottage, towelling his wet hair. He started on getting the fire back alive to start breakfast for the three of them. Soon the smell and noise of frying bacon and eggs wafted through the cottage. “Are those real eggs I smell?” asked Thompson as he sat up.

“Courtesy of our hosts,” he grinned, indicating the chickens which were scratching around the straw floor.

“Well, I’m glad we have such accommodating ones!” yawned Bentley. “How long have you been up?”

“I’ve shared accommodation with worse,” Thompson said, picking straw from his dark hair.

“About an hour,” Anatoly said, keeping an eye on the breakfast. He had stopped at the fisherman’s house on his way back and, while the fisherman was already out on his boat, his wife had insisted that he take the bacon, butter, bread and frying pan with him if he wouldn’t let her make them breakfast. The discovery of eggs amongst the straw had been an unexpected extra.

“Is there anywhere to wash?” Bentley asked, eyeing Anatoly’s wet hair. “Or have you been foolhardy enough to go swimming?”

“I had a very refreshing swim,” Anatoly said. “What is so foolhardy about that?”

“You will catch your death!” Bentley chuckled. “Honestly, how cold was it?”

“It is May,” Anatoly said, rolling his eyes, “hardly the middle of winter. It was a perfectly fine temperature.”

“We are in the middle of the sea here,” Thompson laughed. “Anyway, we’d better get moving soon, we have a large area to cover today!”

Anatoly portioned the bacon and eggs into their mess tins and along with the bread it made a fine breakfast. “You can come along with us every time if you’re going to feed us like that,” Thompson joked as they packed up their sleeping bags and headed out of the cottage, the frying pan tucked under Anatoly’s arm to be returned to the fisherman’s wife on his way past.

The fisherman’s wife was very pleased to see them and when they thanked her for the pan and the breakfast, she blushed and told them not to worry. She also pressed a heavy cake into Anatoly’s hands and wouldn’t accept any payment for it. The men thanked her and went off to their boat. Bentley took them out of the cove and headed the boat in the same direction they had gone the previous evening before the storm had forced them to turn back.

After around five hours of sailing they finally spotted some islands on the horizon, just little green and brown blobs at that distance. The number of birds in the air and the water increased dramatically as the islands slowly grew larger and Anatoly felt sure that Bill and the children must have headed for one of these islands as they were after birds.

They headed for the first bird-packed island and Bentley took the boat as close as he could, as they couldn’t find a place to dock. “You two might need to jump ashore, because I don’t think we can tie up,” he said to Anatoly and Thompson.

They had a brief discussion. None of them thought it likely that Bill and the children had camped on an island that appeared to have nowhere to dock a boat, but it wasn’t impossible and they felt they ought to at least make a cursory exploration just to rule it out. So Thompson and Anatoly stripped to the waist and, holding a small waterproof bag containing a few essentials like weapons and first-aid supplies, they slipped from the boat into the water.

“Refreshing, as I told you,” Anatoly said with a laugh as Thompson swore at the feeling of the cold water, and they made their way ashore.

Soon they were scrambling ashore, the rocks jagged against their hands. Here and there seaweed made their path slippery and they had to make sure they didn’t put their hands and feet into various birds nests that littered the cliffs. “If they camped here, then they are crazy!” Thompson grunted as they finally reached the grass top of the island.

“Agreed.” Anatoly said, saving his breath. They surveyed the rest of the island, which was as rocky and inhospitable as the part they had already crossed. It was, at least, not a very large island and so if they headed back down and to the shore on the opposite side with a little bit of meandering they felt that they would be able to see enough of it to be sure that Bill or the children were not there. He checked that plan with Thompson and then they communicated with Bentley by waving and pointing.

“How many more islands have we got?” Thompson groaned as they started down the rocks again to the boat. “I already feel like I’m lost on a maze!”

Anatoly laughed. “In our section? Thirty-seven. So only thirty-six to go!”

Thompson grumbled under his breath and shook his head. “Smugs needs to be more careful,” he added, annoyed at his colleague.

“Could happen to any one of us,” Anatoly said diplomatically, heading a little to his left to check behind a rocky area with a couple of scrubby trees which might have provided a little shelter. He wanted to defend Bill, but also didn’t want to alienate his current partners.

“Aye, true,” Thompson conceded. “Just it does appear to always happen to Smugs.”

“Adventures always come to the adventurous, there is no doubt about that*,” Anatoly quipped.

Thompson’s only response was to grunt again as they scrambled over more rocks and returned to the sea, and then their boat.

To be continued…

*This is actually a quote from Five Go to Smuggler’s Top (this is where it all becomes a bit Inception-like, as although Julian and the rest of the Five will have had this adventure already, in our particular universe it hasn’t been written yet, and won’t be written until Julian is in his early thirties).

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