Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 4

So far the children have gone missing and Bill and Anatoly have been trying to work out where they are. Now Anatoly’s in Europe, looking for clues, and Bill’s in London waiting for news.

Chapter 4

Anatoly sighed and sat down at his portable radio transmitter in the secure location in the Austrian town he had been assigned to, and waited for the precise moment he was supposed to radio in, to send his signal through.

In London, Bill was waiting by his powerful transmitter set. He had so far received six of the eight transmissions that he was waiting for. He had been out himself, doing some quiet investigating, but had returned at the allocated time to await his agents checking in. He badly wanted to be properly out there, looking, but he knew it was no good. He could only be in one place at a time, and with so little to go on he could easily be on the wrong side of the continent at a crucial moment. And so he had grudgingly accepted his own advice and stayed in London, ready to fly out at a moment’s notice.

So far all six messages had been negative. No sightings of the plane, of their two suspects, the four children, or anything at all untoward. He hoped that the last two, which were to come from Petrov and Yates respectively would be more illuminating.

He sat forward as a crackle intimated that a connection was being made. Glancing at the clock he noted that it was 7.05pm exactly; Petrov’s assigned time for radioing in.

“Rogers calling Smugs, Rogers calling Smugs,” Anatoly repeated down the radio as his watch read 7.05.

Bill picked up his headset and receiver. “Smugs receiving. Go ahead, Rogers.”
Anatoly cleared his throat.

“I may have found a lead for us, though I need to do a bit more leg work on it tomorrow.”

Bill sat forward and reached for a pen, “Report, Rogers!” he snapped, irritated by the delay even though it was mere seconds.

“I have had a quiet word with the local constabulary. They tell me that they have had a report of a local man going missing. One Otto Engler. He has a bad heart, so it is possible that he has collapsed somewhere and not been found… but…” he paused, trying to order his thoughts so he would make sense. He wasn’t sure if he was passing on useful information or idle gossip. He would need to let Bill decide. “The locals say that Engler once lived some distance from here, but his village was attacked by the Nazis and most of the people were killed. There is some talk of hidden treasure, but that might just be folklore. Unfortunately I have not been able to persuade anyone to give me the name of the village or even its general location. They seem to be quite superstitious about it.”

Bill took quick notes as Anatoly spoke and his brow furrowed the story.”It’s an interesting story, Rogers, we can’t prove anything, but it’s worth following up the best you can, not to mention trying to find the old man. He may be a lead,” Bill admitted, feeling a little like they were clutching at straws. “Do your best, do you need to be moved yet or can you last another day where you are?”

“I am quite secure,” Anatoly replied, pleased to think that he might have something useful after all. He was enjoying this opportunity to show off all his acquired skills. It was just a pity that nobody was there to see him flawlessly (in his opinion) camouflaging himself with his false identity. “If I move on I will send a message. The usual code?”

“Yes, do that,” Bill agreed. “And remember Rogers, be careful and don’t draw attention to yourself. We shouldn’t be operating that side of the iron curtain. You need to make sure that you don’t come to the attention of the KGB.”

“Yes sir,” Anatoly replied respectfully. For just a moment he felt a pang of loneliness and perhaps even homesickness but pulled himself together. “Rogers over and out.”

“Smugs over and out,” he agreed, hoping that Anatoly was honestly all right out there. He did know that he wouldn’t have sent Anatoly if he wasn’t ready for the mission. Having known the boy’s father, Bill knew that Grigori would have been upset with Bill helping Anatoly become an agent, but it was the best way he knew to look after him. Besides, if he had even half of his fathers’ genius he would be an absolute credit to his adoptive country.

He sat back and waited for his eighth and final report, and when that came in with no useful information he poured himself a stiff drink and lit his pipe. After a short period of brooding he picked up the telephone and dialled Allie Mannering’s number.

“There’s no new yet, I’m afraid,” he said hastily after identifying himself. He didn’t want to give her false hope. “But you know what they say, no news is good news. I was just calling to check in, and see how you’re doing.”

“How do you think,” Allie retorted. “I’m going out of my mind, Bill. It’s been two whole days and nothing! They could be anywhere. Anything could have happened to them. I know that they’re used to getting into scrapes but this is something else entirely.”

“Would you like…” he cleared his throat. “I could come over, keep you company for a bit.”

“I wouldn’t if I were you,” she replied. “If I see your face I might box its ears. I’m absolutely furious with you, Bill. This is all your fault!” He could hear that she was almost crying now.

Bill grimaced. “I’m sorry Allie, I honestly thought they’d gotten on my plane, you know I did and I’m doing everything in my power to get them back. I really hope you know that.”

“I do.” There was a long pause, so long that Bill almost thought that the connection had been lost. “Bring them home, please, Bill? I know they can be irritating and ridiculous beyond belief but I’m not sure that I could live without even a single one of them.”

“I understand Allie, and I will bring them home,” he promised. “I won’t let you down.”

There was an intake of breath as if Allie had wanted to say something but then the phone was put down and he heard nothing but the dial tone.

Bill sighed, replaced the receiver down and sat back with his pipe between his teeth. He read over all the notes he had made, especially those regarding Anatoly’s information, and consulted a few of the European maps that he had brought along with him. Well, it was worth a shot, he decided and placed a couple of calls to a few of the service archivists. Their responses held varying levels of disgruntledness, but he knew that each would be hard at work through the night tracking down tales of burnt-out Austrian valleys.

Around eleven he got up, stretched and lay down on the small camp bed in his office, wondering if he would get any sleep tonight. He needn’t have worried too much as with the stresses of the day he was sleep within the hour, his pipe on the floor. He dreamt that he was running after a plane with the faces of Jack, Philip, Dinah and Lucy-Ann peering worriedly out of the windows. Then he was blasted with alarms going off as the plane got too far away but he couldn’t find a way to turn them off.

It took longer than he would have liked to have admitted to wake up enough to realise that the sound was not in fact an alarm, but the shrilling of one of the telephones in his office. His pipe rolled awkwardly across the wooden floor as he staggered up and hit it with his foot. He ignored it, however, and answered the telephone with a curt ‘Cunningham’, seeing it was an internal call from the light on the base.

“Sir, sorry to disturb you, but we’ve had a call from one of our Scottish offices,” said a hurried voice. “They seem to have come across the lad Philip, sir!”

Bill sat up very straight. “Just Philip?” he demanded. “Is he all right?”

“Apparently he’s fine, sir. But is is just him, sir”

The agent continued, “The boy didn’t want to tell the local policeman anything because he wanted to wait for you to be there, sir.”

“Right. Where is he?” Bill asked. The reply came as Gairdon, which was then specified as being in the North-East of Scotland.

Scotland, bloody Scotland! Bill raged to himself. Here he was with agents all over Europe and the children were still on the same island that he was. How could they have gotten it so wrong? Anyone who had informed him that the plane couldn’t have landed on British soil would lose their jobs. Heads would roll.

That could wait, however. First he needed to get up to Gairdon with his men.

To be continued…

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The Five as you have never seen them before, part 2

Recently I posted some illustrations by Eileen Soper that look like members of the Famous Five but are actually from short stories. Here are some more, this time from the Hodder Story Books (Happy, Merry and so on).


Anne and George rescue Santa Claus

I’ve shared these illustrations before and probably mentioned that Betty and Fred (Santa Claus Gets Shock: Happy Story Book) resemble Anne and George. This obviously doesn’t fit with the canon as they didn’t know each other as young as they appear here. But then again if they’re rescuing Santa anything’s possible.


Dick finds some kittens

A young Jimmy aka Dick Kirrin finds a basket full of kittens in A Basket of Surprises in the Merry Story Book.


A skirmish between the Kirrin cousins

Looks like neither Julian or George came out well from this one, and Dick seems a bit worried about it all. According to the story (Hallo, Rabbit: The Gay Story Book) the boys are Timothy (at the back) and Bob and Peter.


A futuristic cross-over

This is from The New Little Milkman, in The Bright Story Book. What we apparently have is Freddie and his dog Tinker. But really, Eileen Soper has predicted the future and drawn George with Timmy as played by Toddy in the 70s TV series (see below).

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Monday #362

The Five as you’ve never seen them before, part 2

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Introducing Fanfic Friday (because who doesn’t love alliteration!)

Cunningham and Petrov, the Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane

Amelia Jane slept for an hour- and then she began having horrid dreams about falling into a river and getting cold and wet. She woke up with a jump – and oh, my goodness, whatever had happened? She was clasping a few wet clothes tightly to her – and she was soaked through and dropping wet. The snow-doll had disappeared.

I think we can guess what happened to the snow-doll in Amelia-Jane and the Snow-Doll from Amelia Jane Again!

Not an original Blyton location, but this week we will have St Andrew’s Castle, first built in the 1200s. It’s now a ruin, but it boasts the most complete example of a mine and counter-mine in all of Europe, and best of all, you can go down and explore it. With the sea on two sides it’s a very Bytonian setting, and I’ve just used it as the location of my new fanfic story, which I need to come up with a title for.

 

 

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Letters to Enid 20: From volume 2 issue 8

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, as I admit I’d rather forgotten about them!

Previous letters pages can be found here.


Letters page from Volume 2, issue 8. April 14th-27th 1954

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LETTER PAGE

 A letter from Lionel Scott, 88 Mather Avenue, Liverpool, 18
Dear Enid Blyton,
My Daddy is a plastic surgeon and lots of his work is putting new skin on badly burnt children. He has 15 boys and girls in hospital just now. I wish you would tell everybody NOT to touch fire-guards, NOT to play with matches, or go near the fire in their night-clothes.
Love from
Lionel Scott

(The best way I can tell them, Lionel, is by printing your fine letter. Thank you very much!)

A letter from Jillian Farrington, 31 Downs Road, Enfield, Middlesex.
Dear Enid Blyton,
I enclose £1 for the Sunbeam Society. My mother found it blowing along the street, and took it to the police station. No one claimed it so she gave it to me to send to you.
Yours sincerely,
Jillian Farrington

(What a lovely surprise, Jillian – and how kind you and your mother are!)

A letter from Jean Morris, 55 Monkmoor Avenue, Shrewsbury, Salop.
Dear Enid Blyton,
I have a rabbit called Patrick. Together we have earned sixpence, which I enclose for your Sunbeam Society. I helped to get it by running errands for Mummy, and my rabbit helped me by eating the dandelions in the garden for Daddy. With best wishes from Jean Morris (Busy Bee) and a twitch of his whiskers from Patrick the rabbit.

(Thank you, Jean and Patrick, for running errands and eating dandelions. I did like reading your letter!)


A rare letter from a boy this week.

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February 2020 Round Up

So that’s January and February done – oh for spring! There have been too many storms, too much rain, wind and freezing temperatures for most of us I think. I can’t wait for milder weather.


What I have read

Eleven books this month, making 22 for the year so far. That’s 6 ahead of schedule if I want to read 100.

February’s books:

  • Rats – Pat Hutchins
  • Follow that Bus – Pat Hutchins
  • Old Leuchars with Guardbridge and Balmullo – Edward Robinson
  • Lady Killers: Deadly Women Throughout History – Tori Telfer
  • Katie Morag and the Riddles – Mairi Hedderwick
  • The Naughtiest Girl in the School – I’ve done a text comparison on this one
  • Sapphire Battersea (Hetty Feather #2) – Jacqueline Wilson
  • Misjustice: How British law is Failing Women – Helena Kennedy
  • The Naughtiest Girl Keeps a Secret – Anne Digby, reviewed here.
  • Just One Damned Thing After Another (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #1) – Jodi Taylor
  • Emily’s Own Elephant – Philippa Pearce

As always I’ve got some on the go that I haven’t finished

  • Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
  • Child Whispers – Enid Blyton
  • Kidnap in the Caribbean (Laura Marlin Mysteries #2) – Lauren St John
  • A Symphony of Echoes (Chronicles of St Mary’s #2) – Jodi Taylor

The Pat Hutchins books and the Philippa Pearce one are books we had on tape as children and my sister bought them so we could relive them. It was funny to read them on paper for the first time and I definitely heard various parts in my head as I read.

I’m also on a bit of a feminist reading kick after reading Invisible Women last month, but I’m not sure what to read next in that vein. Maybe The Politics of Breastfeeding.

My re-reads this month are the Jodi Taylor books. I’ve read them twice and am now listening to the audiobooks which are very well narrated by Zara Ramm.


What I have watched

  • Hollyoaks
  • Only Connect
  • Buffy season 1 and some of 2 (I have lost count how many times I’ve seen these episodes)
  • The latest series of Call the Midwife, which is now finished.
  • Outlander season five is now airing on Netflix and I’ve started that.
  • The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina season 2

What I have done

  • Done some walking and exploring with Brodie
  • Been very cold while he has played at the park
  • Added another 17 games to my board game library
  • Visited the Wildlife Park again
  • Picked up a form for Brodie to start nursery in August (!)
  • Been to the library 
  • Eaten a lot of macaroons (for blogging purposes, honestly.)

What has your month looked like?

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Monday #361

A little later in the day than planned, but it’s still Monday at least.

February round up

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Letters to Enid 19

The Magic Faraway Tree is getting a new installment next month, written by Jeanne Willis. It is called The Magic Faraway Tree: Silky’s Story. I didn’t recognise the name at first but Jean Willis is the author of the Doctor Xargle books which I absolutely love, and The Diary of the Naughtiest Girl which looks positively awful.

Anyway. The Amazon description reads:

The perfect introduction to the wonderful world of the Faraway Tree. Discover the magic! Explore the Enchanted Wood with Joe, Beth and Frannie and meet their very special friends, Silky the fairy, Moonface and Saucepan Man. When a runaway elephant visits the tree, there’s a lot of mess for the friends to sort out . . .

Which doesn’t exactly match the title. It is aimed at 3-6 year olds so younger than the main Faraway Tree books. I will reserve judgement until I’ve managed to have a look inside.

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The Naughtiest Girl continued: The Naughtiest Girl Keeps a Secret

As I covered in my post on Blyton’s prequels, sequels and continuations, there are six additional Naughtiest Girl books written by Anne Digby.

I’ve borrowed all of them (in two different editions) from my library and now it’s time to actually read them, having renewed them at least twice each.


Elizabeth intends never to be naughty again. But when John entrusts her with his secret, the naughtiest girl finds herself in deeper trouble than ever…

Well, that’s intriguing. I assume it refers to John Terry the boy who runs the garden at Whyteleafe (not the England football player), and I wonder what his secret is.

Interestingly the back cover also states that Anne Digby takes this favourite character forward in four new adventures. They must have done well enough then if they added a further two.

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Refreshing my memory

I’ve read the main three books several times so I’m familiar with the storylines and characters, but I’ve had to grab my copy of Enid Blyton’s Omnibus to skim the story Here’s the Naughtiest Girl. I’ve only read that once, I think, and it’s counted as book #4 in the Naughtiest Girl series if you look at the Anne Digby entries.


When is this set?

I honestly can’t work out if this is supposed to be set in the 40s/50s or the present day. The weekly money is £2 as in the updated originals. Although money is rarely mentioned, the amount that are seem reasonable such as £5 for a bunch of flowers. There’s nothing glaringly modern like mobile phones or computers, but there are garages for the teachers’ cars. I suspect one or two of Blyton’s teachers may have had a car but not many of them, not enough to warrant a row of garages. But then the milk is stored in jugs in the pantry under muslin squares which is definitely a 40s/50s thing.

The language is an odd mix. There is some good use of classic language ‘ought to’ and so on but as usual it doesn’t capture Blyton’s writing. Again there’s no glaringly modern slang but the language isn’t entirely fitting with the 1940s or 50s either.

She has done a really good stint, and I am dead worried are a couple of phrases that do stand out.


Inconsistencies

There are a few inconsistencies when you compare details to the original three/four books.

In the first book Elizabeth goes to Rita’s study and remarks how nice it is, and Rita says that William’s is just as nice. In this book they share a study.

A whole passage is given to describing the platform in the hall, which was just built in the Easter holidays. Yet the platform is mentioned in the first book! It also describes how the monitors sit, six on either side of William and Rita. But before it was always William and Rita at a big table and the monitors around a small table – which would facilitate them discussing things much better than a long line. The junior class is also mentioned as sitting cross-legged on the floor. I assume these are the ‘babies’ which wear socks as mentioned in the first book though I don’t remember them ever being at meetings before.

I also wondered about Most of Elizabeth’s efforts to grow things so far had come to grief, usually because she had forgotten to look after them properly. It has been a while since I read books two and three so this might be accurate, I just don’t remember her being that bad. I remember her almost burning down the shed lighting a bonfire, and perhaps being a little slap-dash on occasion, but not failing to grow much through not taking care of her plants.


Slimy morbidity

A significant portion of this book is focussed on slugs. As the secret belongs to John and he spends all his time gardening, I expected something to do with plants but not this.

First he gives Elizabeth a blow-by-blow account of how to drown slugs in milk. They then examine all the dead ones in the bowls. Later Elizabeth goes to examine and poke the slugs in the rubbish heap which she declares are dead all right, they’re as dead as doornails. 

When caught she jokes It’s my secret hobby, I like playing with dead slugs. This isn’t a Blytonian joke at all, in fact it verges on sarcasm which she almost never used.

Also used is I’ve crossed my heart and sworn to die. 

The dead slugs are mentioned a further half dozen times after someone puts them in a tin to play a trick.

It’s all very not-Blyton.


The story

So the actual story! The secret is actually only half the story and it is probably the poorer half, though it ties in with the second storyline.

John’s secret [spoiler alert!] is that he’s entering a  competition in the village show and therefore has to grow his lettuces all alone to qualify.

He does let Elizabeth in on the secret, and she dithers about as to whether she should risk helping or not when John ends up in the san for a week. She doesn’t help in the end, and John recovers in time to do what he needs to.

The secondary story is about Julian’s cousin Patrick who appeared in Here’s the Naughtiest Girl. He has won a place in the second tennis team but someone is trying to sabotage him. He thinks it is Elizabeth as they do have a bit of a rivalry, but Elizabeth and Julian work together to find out who it really is.

Elizabeth gets a bit of a hard time as Arabella and her little friends spread rumours about Elizabeth being guilty of the sabotage, not helped by some of Elizabeth’s actions in trying to help John.


What was good or bad?

Unfortunately this book is mostly bad. It’s probably worse than the Malory Towers continuations, as being so short there is little material beyond the two weak storylines. It also comes across as being written for a younger audience than the original books were.

The good points are that there are the two separate stories which on occasion tie together cleverly. Elizabeth is reasonably well written and mostly behaves as I would expect her to, likewise with Julian. Arabella is turned a bit of a one-dimensional ‘baddie’ however. There is one time that Elizabeth does something very dishonest, she steals a jug of milk from the kitchens then doesn’t own up to having done so. Her logic is that she’s only trying to help John and she can’t admit that without telling his secret. Elizabeth has done some pretty bad things at Whyteleafe, but never theft. She also never lies. She always stands up and admits her wrongdoing. Like in the first books she admits to spending the money from her uncle, but says she cannot say why as it would break a confidence.

I didn’t like that John didn’t find an opportunity to warn Elizabeth that bad weather could lead to slugs. She did rush away as she had promised Patrick she would watch his match, but John should have understood. He could have laid the milk traps himself or found Elizabeth in the evening to warn her instead of letting all her lettuces get ruined.

It seems quite contrived that John must not have help, and that he also refuses to tell anyone what he is doing so that is a surprise. If he was more sensible about it all then he wouldn’t have had any problems. The people involved would have understood him asking someone to take over for a few days while he was unwell. It fits with Blyton’s characters being pathologically honest that he wouldn’t do anything he considered cheating, however.

Also very contrived is the sudden introduction of Mam’zelle’s need to eat oat biscuits constantly to stave off her dyspepsia. I thought it an odd thing at the time then rolled my eyes when I read the part about a trick being played with snacks in a tin being replaced with slugs.

The resolution to the secondary story-line is exceptionally rushed. The wrong-doer is identified, sees the error of his ways, his father also realises instantly that he is at fault and promises to make everything better all in about two pages.

Lastly, I find it a bit hard to believe that John [spoiler alert!] would still win despite entering his poorest specimens. I know we need a happy ending but yeesh.


Final thoughts

I had thought this might have been an OK book from the first couple of chapters. Then John revealed his utterly lame secret. I hoped that the more interesting subplot, the mystery of the tennis saboteur would save the book, and at first it was genuinely interesting. Unfortunately it is not done half as well as the similar stories from First Term at Malory Towers or The Naughtiest Girl is a Monitor.

The book also suffers from having no ‘padding’. The main stories aren’t very strong and lack in interest but there is very little background either. No tricks played on teachers, no excursions. The tennis matches are not described beyond who played and who won. My hardback of the first Naughtiest Girl book has 184 large pages, this book has 152 much smaller ones with a larger font and larger line spacings, so far far less words.

I have done a rough word count in fact. I estimate that The Naughtiest Girl in the School is around 55,000 words. The Naughtiest Girl Keeps a Secret is only around 28,500.

I would class this as no style and no substance. I do not recommend. I just hope the rest aren’t so bad as I have five more in my pile!

Next review: The Naughtiest Girl Helps a Friend

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 3

So far we have posted two chapters of our new fanfiction which takes a look at what happened to Bill, and Anatoly, once the children board the wrong plane.

In chapter one we saw the scene at the aerodrome, and chapter two saw some plans being made.

Chapter 3

Later that day Bill marched back into the office, issuing orders and demanding reports of all the surveillance and intelligence they had from any of their strategically placed agents on where the plane may have been heading.

He commandeered a board room to dole out orders and people to bring him any intelligence they received. He looked around as the door was closing, and noticed one face was missing. Irritated, he bellowed, “SOMEONE FETCH ME PETROV!”

Anatoly barrelled in two minutes later, paperwork flapping and a triangle of toast hanging from his mouth. He had managed to have a wash and shave and a fifteen minute catnap between running around between the qualified agents, but had only just found something to eat.

“You sent for me, sir?” he said as soon as he had put down his bundle of papers and removed the toast from his mouth.

Bill nodded at him to sit down. “What have you got for me so far? Has anyone found the planes’ direction? I very much doubt they would have permissions to enter some of the airspaces they might pass through, which could give them real issues. They might even be… shot down,” Bill faltered at the thought that the children may have been in a plane crash because the pilot may have not been requesting permission to enter other countries’ air spaces.

“Well,” Anatoly hedged, taking a seat and feeling everyone’s eyes on him. He put his toast surreptitiously, uneaten, on the table and shuffled his papers. Why was Bill asking him all the important questions? “We have ruled out South America, despite the men’s links to several countries there. They would have needed to stop and refuel on one of very few islands with runways and refuelling capabilities by now, and they have not.” He paused and cleared his throat. “So, er, we suspect that they have been headed for mainland Europe. Perhaps flying with false credentials. One good thing is that we have had no reports on any plane of that size being shot down or challenged by any European authorities.”

Bill nodded along as Anatoly spoke, wondering if the young Russian knew that he had been given an important role in bringing together all the information gathered by other agents and putting it together to form a hypothesis. He was every bit as brilliant an analyst and strategist as his father had been, and Bill had known he could handle the role, despite not being a qualified agent yet. If he decided that active service wasn’t the right world for him, then he could easily land a job in his father’s former department.

Everyone listened and took notes, checking off places and theories as they went.

“I reckon we are looking at middle Europe,” said an experienced colleague of Bill’s who had worked with him on many previous cases and had met the Cunningham-Trent children on one of them. “There are plenty of suggestions that Nazi gold, stolen from various places is still missing and the likely place is somewhere in the Alps. Plus we believe that various Nazis escaped to the South American continent. The two we apprehended, and who stole the plane, were being detained as we found they had links to escaped Nazis. We hoped to fly them Nuremberg for their teams to interview them to find out exactly which Nazis they could identify.”

Bill tapped his pen on the desk, a sure sign he was getting frustrated.

“I have got junior trainees searching the aerial photography of remote locations on the continent where a plane could be landed,” Anatoly interjected. “Then we can look at putting agents in the most likely places.”

“Yes. I suppose that is our best plan for the moment,” Bill said, a little despondent. He knew if the plane had been spotted he would not have had to wait for this meeting to find out, but he had still hoped for something a little more concrete. He would personally pore over all the logs Anatoly had compiled for him, though he didn’t expect to find anything. “Dismissed.”

Anatoly hung back for a moment when Bill dismissed the room. He didn’t quite know what he wanted to say but he knew that Bill might want someone to talk to.

“Sir, were you serious about sending me?” he asked a little hesitantly. This would be his first mission and surprisingly enough he was a little nervous about flying solo. There seemed to be a lot riding on this, his job, Bill’s job, children’s lives, Nazis. It was beginning to look like a very complicated situation.

“I’m certainly not in a mood for joking around,” Bill replied, already drawing Anatoly’s stack of papers towards himself, ready to examine them. He paused before getting stuck in and looked at Anatoly carefully. “Do you have a problem with me sending you? If you do, you need to speak up now.”

“No, no problem at all, boss,” Anatoly said hurriedly. “I am glad you think I am ready, I thought it would be a while until I was sent on field work this important.” He looked at Bill and swallowed a lump that had suddenly appeared in his throat. He wasn’t sure how exactly to ask his boss about the lost children or where to start. He hedged slightly. “Where do you think that plane may have gone, sir?” he asked. “My thought that it was probably more towards Austria and Czechoslovakia,  deep into secure Nazi territory, if that is the lead we are going with.”

Bill read to the end of the sheet he had started on. “Honestly, I wish I knew. If the Nazi link proves to be the right one, well, then I think your guess is probably right. I just hope we’re not missing something else.” Normally Bill was a decisive man, he had to be. It was different, though, when you had a personal stake in the job at hand. He was very fond of the four children. They were each smashing in their own way. Philip with his love of animals, Jack and his bird obsession. Dinah and her fiery temper and Lucy-Ann with her sweet nature. He would never forgive himself if anything had happened to them.

Anatoly shrugged, “It is as good as any, boss.”

He shuffled his papers a bit and bit his lip. “I will go and get kitted out then, sir? Head down for a new identity and weapons? I assume that even with the children in this, I am allowed to take a gun.”

“Yes, I want you armed,” Bill confirmed. “Nothing too high-powered, though. Armstrong will advise what’s appropriate for your level. No shooting at aeroplanes taking off, though.”

Anatoly flushed. “I would not have done that, sir, if I had even thought for a second that the children were on the plane!”

Bill put down the map he had been studying. “Children or not, it’s unwise to shoot at a fuel tank from such close quarters. When we get back I want a report from you, outlining where you went wrong on that one and what learning you have done to ensure you don’t make the same mistake again.” He felt bad for giving Anatoly a hard time over it, but he wouldn’t make agent without learning a few hard lessons along the way.

Anatoly nodded, “I was not thinking, sir. I just wanted to help down the plane”. He knew it wasn’t much good in telling Bill this when he wanted a report, but he felt it was unfair that this seemed to be a sticking point from the night before.

“I know. You had good intentions. There’s a lot to be said for acting on instinct, but you need the backup of knowledge so that your instincts don’t steer you wrong. I wouldn’t dwell on it too much, we all make these sort of mistakes when we’re learning to handle weapons. The important thing is that Yates stopped you, and that’s why we put an emphasis on team work too. Now, off you go and get yourself kitted out.”

Anatoly saluted and finally left Bill alone with his paperwork.

To be continued…

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Monday #360

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 3

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The Naughtiest Girl Continued: The Naughtiest Girl Keeps a Secret

A mystified garage mechanic had been called after Enid had made repeated, unsuccessful attempts to start the engine. She remembered four days later, after the car had been thoroughly overhauled and sparking plugs renewed that she had ‘poured paraffin oil into the car battery instead of water’.

A little anecdote from Enid Blyton A Biography by Barbara Stoney. Clearly Enid’s mind was on her next book at the time!

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The Five as you have never seen them before

Eileen Soper’s Five are the real Five to me. I grew up seeing her illustrations in lots of my Famous Five books and although I also had some Betty Maxey books too, I always picture Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the way that Soper shows them.

Of course Eileen Soper illustrates a whole lot of other books too, and she has such a recognisable style that you could insert some of her other illustrations into the Five books, or make up Famous Five stories of your own based on them.

Soper’s short story illustrations often depict children younger than the Five are in Five on a Treasure Island, and so I like to imagine what they might have been doing in that time.

For this first post I have looked through the Methuen Colour Story books; Red, Green and Blue (the Yellow one was illustrated by Kathleen Gell so wasn’t of any use here!).


Anne and the kitten

This is from The Clever White Kitten in The Green Story Book. The little girl is actually Elsie, but it could so easily be Anne. She would absolutely coo over a cute little kitten, and she does love her dolls.


Timmy misbehaves

Also in The Green Story Book is The Tale of Twinks and Dumpy. The dog in the illustration doesn’t have a name, but he belongs to Dumpy. I will just call him Timmy as he looks very much like George’s beloved dog.


George and Timmy

On the left is an illustration from The Poor Stray Dog in The Blue Story Book. The dog eventually gets the name Brownie, though the boy is never named. I think, though, that it could really be a girl who badly wants to be a boy.

On the right is another illustration from The Blue Story Book, this time from the story Peter’s Fire Engine. Only I don’t think it’s really Peter. I think that it’s George, and Timmy, and Uncle Quentin is about to come storming out of his study roaring that he can’t possibly work while George is ringing that fire-bell.


The Three’s first adventure

Before the three siblings met George and Timmy and thus became the Famous Five, imagine if they’d had a few adventures of their own. Here they are finding a hoard of stolen jewelry just like they would in Five Go off in a Caravan and Five on a Hike Together.

Hodder would like you to believe that this is Jim, Dickie and Martha as Enid wrote about in A Real Game of Hide-and-Seek in The Red Story Book. But we know better!


This is shorter than I had planned but I’m absolutely full of the cold. I will look through more of Soper’s books in the future and see what else I can find, though.

Next post: The Five as you’ve never seen them before part 2

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Blyton by others: A guide to unnecessary retellings of Blyton’s work

I recently wrote a guide to continuations of Blyton’s series, whether they be prequels, sequels or gap-fillers.

While looking for all the possible things to feature I ruled out several books by other authors as they didn’t “continue” a story but rather, they rewrote or retold it.

So here is a look at novels which are retellings of the original works.


Books based on the TV series

There are two sets of novels which although they retain the original titles [with one exception, being The Woods of Adventure which replaced The Castle of Adventure on TV and in book], have entirely different contents. One set is The Adventure Series and the other The Secret Series, and both are stories written following the plots of the respective TV series made by Cloud 9 in New Zealand.

These feel wholly unnecessary as they are basically books based on a TV series which was based on some books!

I have reviewed all the TV episodes already, and found them to be quite ridiculous. They didn’t follow the books in large chunks and instead made up silly plotlines of their own. As they were set in the 90s they have worked in lots of technology (and evil monks…). You can read my reviews of the Adventure Series on TV here (scroll to the bottom of the list to start with Island, Castle at the top belongs to a different series) and the Secret Series on TV here.

There are two of the Adventure Series books – Island and Sea – in one of the branch libraries so of course I requested them to see what they are like. I haven’t had time to read either in full, but I will do at some point. I have flicked through, however, to get an idea of the content.

the-island-of-adventure-tv

The novelisation of Island seems pretty close to the TV series (when compared to what I wrote in my review) though it misses off the opening credits scene. Being a book it gives us a slightly better insight into the characters, including, for example, the detail that Lucy-Ann has come along to the summer camp because there is no-where else for her to go, she doesn’t really like it but would do anything to stay near Jack.

I will have to watch the episode again to refresh my memory and read the book in full then.


The Diary of the Naughtiest Girl by Jeanne Willis

This is set in the present day and, although it begins with Elizabeth about to be sent to Whyteleaf, the story is unrecognisable for the most part. Miss Scott’s role is taken by a woman called Kesi, and although Elizabeth still pins a stocking to her skirt she then goes to Tesco and it gets caught on someone else’s trolley in the cheese aisle. Hannah has fat cheeks and gets named Hamster, and other girls are Ellie, Joanna, Mei Ling, Melinda, Shauna (formerly Nora)… The head boy (William) has the surname Murricane and the head girl is Rebekah Shah. Apart from all that, it’s just full of super-modern slang (which will a) date very quickly and b) probably be embarrassing to any children because adults never get these things quite right).

It looks so bad from my quick dip into it that I have borrowed it with the intention of doing a full review.

The reason this is unnecessary? One, it’s absolutely dire and two, there is a perfectly good book called The Naughtiest Girl in The School already. which tells the exact same story but a hundred times more skilfully.


The Riddle series / Young Adventurers

Originally these books were published as stand-alone titles each featuring a different set of children. Now they all feature the same children and form a series. This seems unnecessary as there is nothing wrong with stand-alone books, and no reason that they would need to be edited to form a series.

The books were:

  • Holiday House
  • The Adventure that Never Was
  • Adventure of the Strange Ruby
  • Hollow Tree House
  • The Treasure Hunters
  • The Boy Next Door

In 1997 they then became:

  • The Riddle of Holiday House
  • The Riddle that Never Was
  • The Riddle of the Raja’s Ruby
  • The Riddle of The Hollow Tree
  • The Riddle of the Hidden Treasure
  • The Riddle of the Boy Next Door

And in 2004 they were published as:

  • The Young Adventurers at Holiday House
  • The Young Adventurers and the Mystery that Never Was
  • The Young Adventurers and the Raja’s Ruby
  • The Young Adventurers and the Hollow Tree
  • The Young Adventurers and the Hidden Treasure
  • The Young Adventurers and the Boy Next Door

I can sort of understand some of this. It has been a while since I read Holiday House, The Mystery that Never Was and The Mystery of the Strange Ruby but I can imagine that it wouldn’t have taken a huge amount of rewriting to rename the main children and make the stories form a series. Even The Treasure Hunters and The Boy Next Door, I can see being able to fit in. What I don’t understand is Hollow Tree House. It’s not a typical mystery/adventure story. There is no mystery or riddle, and it’s only as adventurous as two children running away from misery and abuse could be. I absolutely love Hollow Tree House and I hate to think of it being butchered.

The edits were done by Gillian Baverstock, Enid’s younger daughter and so I have hope that they were done with care and respect.


The Fabulous Four

This is another series formed from stand-alone titles. The books keep their original titles this time, though they were edited by Jenny Cooke.

  • Four in a Family
  • The Birthday Kitten
  • The Very Big Secret
  • The Four Cousins
  • The Hidey Hole

I have read all but The Birthday Kitten, and I suppose it wouldn’t be to too hard to make these form a series. I just wonder how much rewriting was required for The Very Big Secret which only had two child characters. Did they shoe-horn in the two extras to make the Fabulous Four, or were the cousins away on holiday at the time?

These are unnecessary for the same reasons as above.


Don’t you just wish they could leave Enid Blyton’s books alone? I would hate to think of a child picking up one of these and judging all her works based on what they’ve just read.

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Monday #359

A guide to unnecessary retellings of Blyton’s works

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The Famous Five as you’ve never seen them before

The wind howled round and shook the tree violently. Something fell from the tree and hit the raging man full on the shoulder. He dropped down at once, shouting, clutching at his shoulder. Jack sped off into the wind. He  turned and looked back. Pepi was trying to get up, groaning. The wind howled again, and the big tree spat out something else that hit Pepi on the head. He fell back and did not move.

This is one of those little moments from The Valley of Adventure that I just love. The cases were put up earlier, to hide them, and now they’ve come back into the story in such a funny way.

Not a book by Enid Blyton this week but a book about her. Enid Blyton a Biography by Barbara Stoney is the most important biography. So many newer books purporting to be an authority on Blyton have consulted this book (and many just repeat what they have read amongst their new and entirely unsubstantiated claims).

Over three years Barbara Stoney talked with Gillian and Imogen, Blyton’s daughters, her brother Hanley and other relatives, Blyton’s friends and former staff, the people she worked with at different publishing houses and many more people to give a very detailed and wide-ranging biography. 

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The Naughtiest Girl in the School: How has Blyton’s original text fared in a modern edition? Part 6

There are only four chapters left so this should be the final part! Part one looked at chapters 1-4, part 2 chapters 5-8 here, part 3 chapters 9-12, part 4 chapters 13-16 and part 5 was chapters 17-20.

I am comparing the 1944 5th reprint by George Newnes (which should be more or less identical to the true first edition) to a 2012 edition by Hodder and Stoughton.


Chapter XXI  Joan’s Mother arrives / CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE JOAN’S MOTHER ARRIVES

This is a good example of why I hate title case. Why doesn’t arrives get a capital!?

Enid goes a bit queer mad in this chapter and naturally they are all changed. (They didn’t even miss one like in chapter 10). There are four queers and one queerly. Queerly becomes strangely, one queer becomes odd and the rest become strange (as in previous chapters). Again, not exactly widening the vocabulary which is one common criticism of Blyton’s frequent use of queer.

Italics are removed once, from She thought you had sent her those presents. The line makes almost so sense without the emphasis on you. It is all about how Joan thought her mother (the ‘you’ referred to) had sent the presents and was wrong.

The two strange little changes for no apparent reason (maybe the editor was bored). She’s asleep is changed to She is asleep, and I was so very sorry becomes I was so sorry. Neither change the meaning, though the loss of very removes a little of the original flavour.

Lastly one (or two depending on how you count it) corrections are made. In my copy Harry exclaims sin surprie which is amended to in surprise. I wonder how many editions/impressions that mistake appears in?

Despite various attempts to update this book the school still has maids.


CHAPTER XXII Rita talks to Elizabeth / CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO RITA TALKS TO ELIZABETH

I’m not a fan of all caps but it has to be better than random uncapitalized words like talks. If it’s always Five Go and Five Get why on earth isn’t it Rita Talks? (I’ll stop now).

Little of consequence is changed in this chapter.

The original has an usual partial italics of a word – exactly – which is changed to exactly. After all the italics they have removed it seems odd to see them adding some now.

The one instance of queer becomes odd.

References to the pound and that pound become the ten pounds and that ten pounds respectively.

An arm-chair becomes an armchair.

And lastly the construction of one sentence is changed. I have to admit the original is a little odd. It reads Rita and I are the judges of what can be told the Meeting. I have seen similar structures where you feel like a word is missing but that’s usually in local dialects. It could have been altered to read what can be told at/to the meeting, but the editor has made it Rita and I are the judges of what the Meeting can be told.

The last illustration is in this chapter, and here’s how it compares to the scene in the original.


CHAPTER XXIII Elizabeth fights with Herself/ CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE ELIZABETH FIGHTS WITH HERSELF

Ok, so fights, not Fights?

The only changes this chapter are more removal of italics. They go from Oh yes I do and will change my mind.

That second one comes after

But am I really so silly? Am I really so feeble? Can I really spoil my happiness here… No I can’t! I’m stronger than I thought. I can change my mind.

So will change my mind fitted perfectly. I have no idea why they removed the italics there.


CHAPTER XXIV A Surprise for the School / CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR A SURPRISE FOR THE SCHOOL

Again some italics are removed, this time from: What are you doing?, Mrs Allen was very much astonished and she will be the best girl in the school.

And lastly, Elizabeth’s dorm which she says is number 6 becomes number six.


BONUS BLYTON

That was the last chapter but the paperback doesn’t end there.

There is a timeline of Blyton’s life, though as it only runs to two pages it isn’t very detailed or comprehensive, and a few photos. Then there is a couple of ‘chapters’ about Enid as a writer, followed by an extract of What they did at Miss Brown’s school, which appears in 12 parts in Enid Blyton’s Book of the Year.

Apparently the next book in the series, The Naughtiest Girl Again also contains information about Enid’s writing career and more of Miss Brown’s school.


The count

Already counted:

Roman numerals to words
Case change for chapter titles
Removal of hyphens from good-bye, to-day, etc
Removal of italics for emphasis
Extra word capitalised at start of chapter
Quotation marks
Dash length
Two shillings = two pounds

Queer to odd/strange

Unique changes:

Sin surprie to in surprise
She’s to she is
So very sorry to so sorry
What can be told the meeting

Total this post: 4

Over all total: 45


Where does that place in the updating ranks?

I have written a comparison of all the books I had done before this one, so here’s how this book would fit in.

By total changes:

  • The Naughtiest Girl in the School 45
  • The Secret Island  59
  • The Twins at St Clare’s  83
  • Five on a Treasure Island  117
  • The Island of Adventure 128
  • First Term at Malory Towers 133
  • The Mystery of the Burnt Cottage 187

Per chapter:

  • The Naughtiest Girl in the School 1.8
  • The Secret Island 3
  • The Twins at St Clare’s 4
  • The Island of Adventure 4.5
  • First Term at Malory Towers 6
  • Five on a Treasure Island 7
  • The Mystery of The Burnt Cottage 10

And based on word count:

  • The Naughtiest Girl in the School 55,000 words and an edit per 1,214 words.
  • The Secret Island 63,000 words and an edit per 1,062 words.
  • The Twins at St Clare’s 55,000 words and an edit per 662 words.
  • The Island of Adventure 68,000 words and an edit per 531 words.
  • Five on a Treasure Island 51,000 words and an edit per 435 words.
  • First Term at Malory Towers retains 49,500 words and an edit per 372 words.
  • The Mystery of the Burnt Cottage 43,500 words and an edit per 232 words.

The numbers aren’t the only factor

I would like to applaud this book for being so lightly edited. However the edits that are there are equal parts baffling and frustrating.

The money, as you will have guessed from my lengthy rants, is idiotic. Firstly there was no real need to decimalise it. Secondly, if decimalisation was deemed absolutely necessary then it has to be both sensible and consistent. It was neither.

One shilling has been equal to twenty pence, forty pence, fifty pence, one pound, two pounds fifty and goodness knows how many other amounts depending on the whims of the editor.

One pound has bought a present for someone’s gran, two pounds has bought a red handbag and five pounds is wanted for an expensive spade.

Ten pounds is far too much money to spend in one afternoon and a huge waste.

It’s completely idiotic, the whole lot of it. And so I can’t be particularly pleased that they’ve left most of the book alone when they have mangled the bits they did touch.

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 2

Two weeks ago we posted the first chapter of our new fanfiction which takes a look at what happened to Bill, and Anatoly, once the children boarded the wrong aeroplane.

Chapter 2

Anatoly thought better than to answer the comment as he leant against the radio hut wall in exhaustion. “What do we do now, boss?” he asked eventually when no one else said anything.

Bill shrugged and fumbled in his pockets for his pipe, his jaw set in a determined manner, as if he was guarding his words. “I shouldn’t have brought them,” he muttered to himself. “I suppose I must start by calling their mother,” he added more clearly, striking a match to light his pipe.

Anatoly winced inwardly. He did not relish the thought of telling a woman that her children, grown as they were, had vanished into the night with two gun-toting criminals.

He removed a rather crushed packet of Woodbines from his own pocket and, hastily checking they were a safe distance from the spilled fuel, eased out a precious cigarette and lit it. Most of the other agents were lighting up too, glad of the comfort and respite of a quick fag break.

He could tell the others were thinking of their beds, and he couldn’t blame them. He was about dead on his feet after a full day of work and a night of it too. However, he wouldn’t go until he had done whatever he could to help Bill out of this situation. He owed him that much and more.

Bill went to the phone and furiously demanded the operator connected him to Allie Mannering’s home number. Knowing the sound of an angry superior on the phone, the operator connected him as quickly as he could. Bill waited impatiently as the phone rang, for Allie to answer.

“Bill?” Allie sounded pleased to hear from him at first, but then her tone changed. “It’s barely half-past seven, has something happened for you to call me this early? Have the children managed to get themselves into some sort of trouble?”

Bill rubbed his face. “Well I’m not entirely sure if it was them or me this time,” he admitted slightly bashfully. He then bravely went on to explain about the gunfight the previous night. When he finished he steeled himself for Allie’s reaction.

There was a long pause first. “I’m sorry, I’m not sure I understand, Bill. The children are on an aeroplane, somewhere, piloted by two criminals that had just been shooting guns around the airbase? Is that what you said?”

“More or less,” he said cautiously, still waiting for an explosion from her.

“Then what are you doing on the telephone to me?” she demanded. “Why aren’t you out there, looking for them?”

“We have been searching all night and trying to find any clue as to where they have been taken,” hedged Bill. “Every airport, base and landing strip in the country is on alert for the plane and the children. We’ve even contacted several European authorities so they will be on the lookout too.” He waved an arm, beckoning to any of his agents to come to him.

The moment Bill did that Anatoly rushed over, eager to be of any assistance. Even he could hear Allie’s reply, though he couldn’t quite make out the words. Just the fact she was clearly very unhappy.

“We are in constant contact with all the likely airports, Allie. The minute they land, we’ll hear about it.” He looked at Anatoly and mouthed “Get me updates, now”.

“Yes, sir,” Anatoly said softly, and went to each agent who was stationed at a radio or telephone, checking for any news, any hint of news, but the answer each time was negative. No trace of the plane anywhere. He trotted back to Bill and shook his head demonstratively. “Nothing,” he mouthed, just to be doubly clear.

Bill’s shoulders slumped. “So far we haven’t turned up much, but you know I won’t rest until the children are back, Allie,” he reassured her. “I need to go and get some more things moving, I’ll be in contact at lunch time,” he said, before hanging up. He looked sideways at Anatoly. “How are your languages, Petrov? I think you might be good for advanced field work,” he said grimly.

“I have been given a pass on French and German, and I am working on my Italian, Polish, Romanian, Bulgarian, Czechoslovakian…” he trailed off, realising too late that it had probably been a rhetorical question, his mind had been too busy repeating the phrase advanced field work.

Bill nodded. “Good, get back to base, Petrov, I need you all out there as soon as possible, especially if we get a lead on the aeroplane’s direction.”

“Yes, sir,” he replied respectfully, his feelings conflicted. He was thrilled by the prospect of getting out there, to show off his newly acquired skills, and of course to help Bill in any way he could. He saw Bill as a sort of father-figure now, though he could never replace his own father. Perhaps he was more of an uncle. Either way, he was dismayed to see Bill so worried and wished that this new mission wasn’t necessary for his sake.

He headed towards the aerodrome exit, and upon showing his ID badge was allowed to take a car back to HQ. Driving still made him feel a bit giddy, especially when it was such a sleek car. It wasn’t one of the best ones, those were kept for the top brass like Bill, and those had a driver. Still, it was a very nice car and he enjoyed the drive back to the centre of London.

There would be a debriefing when he arrived, perhaps he would even get to do part of the briefing as he had been present at the aerodrome. He hoped there would also be time for something to eat – even the canteen food sounded appealing to him at that very moment.

To be continued…

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Monday #358

It’s Valentine’s day on Friday! Romance didn’t often feature in Enid Blyton’s books (just look at Bill’s ‘proposal’ to Allie, below), but we’ve written a few romantic stories featuring some of her characters once they’ve grown up.

They are:

First Valentines (A St Andrews story)
Darrell and Anatoly’s first date (A St Andrews Story)
If the Kirrins and the Mannering/Trents went on dates

Chapter two of Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane

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The Naughtiest Girl updated part 6

“Well, Allie? Do you think it’s a good idea too?”

“Yes, it’s really a very good idea, Bill. I’m surprised we’ve never thought of it before!”

“That’s settled, then. I’ll take these four kids on – and you’ll see to it I don’t lead them into any more adventures.”

After Lucy-Ann suggests they get married, and Philip says what a good idea it is, Bill “proposes” and Allie “accepts”. This is probably the most romantic part of any of the books!

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Macaroons

Somehow when I think of macaroons I still picture the little round French macaroons or macarons. I’ve actually made the kind of macaroons that the Find-Outers devoured by the dozen, with Stef when she visited a few years ago. When she said ‘let’s make macaroons’ I insisted on getting food colouring because I was thinking of those pretty pastel circles. We did add food colouring but it didn’t really have much of an effect. Saying that they were really good and everyone enjoyed them when we took them to our family fun day. I don’t have any photos of the ones we made but Stef did write about her first time making macaroons before.

The macaroons we made and the ones in Blyton’s books are quite different to macarons but still delicious (I’ve never tasted a macaron, so I have no idea what they are actually like.)

In Aldi the other weekend I spotted macaroons on the shelf and decided to try them. For 85p it seemed silly not to. Well, I had forgotten just how good macaroons were! I got the coconut ones as I love coconut but they do chocolate ones too.

I thought about doing a blog post on macaroons but I had no self control and ate all the macaroons before I had a chance to take photographs in daylight. Oops. Never fear, because Tesco also sell macaroons. I added two packets – coconut and chocolate – to my online order. These are slightly dearer, £1.20 a pack but they were on offer for £1 when I bought them.

I honestly can’t tell the difference between the Tesco and Aldi ones so I definitely recommend the Aldi ones seeing as they are much cheaper. You get six in all the packs, which if you were a Find-Outer would only last one sitting, but one or two at a time is fine for me.


As eaten by

Macaroons are probably most associated with the Find-Outers, as they are forever at the dairy/cafe in Peterswood, though curiously, I can only find references to macaroons in the later books, ten and on.

They go in towards the end of The Mystery of the Strange Bundle and order hot chocolate and macaroons. The shop woman says five macaroons?  and Fatty answers Gosh, no – ten to start with, just so we won’t look too greedy. 

There’s no mention of them ordering any more macaroons but as they leave Pip remarks that there is one left, does anyone want it. Nobody does – as they’ve had a rather sobering conversation with Mr Goon in the meantime, so it goes to Buster. Larry does say that Fatty had had four or five, already though. So either they ordered more or the shop woman brought them ten each to begin with!

After the mystery is solved Fatty invites Mr Goon to stay to tea and they serve macaroons which Mr Goon has four of as well as three slices of chocolate cake.

They also eat rather a lot of macaroons in The Mystery of Holly Lane. In chapter 11 they have tea at Pip’s and have brought back an array of goods from the baker’s.

Look at those macaroons – all gooey and luscious. What a frightful temptation, says Daisy. There’s no mention of exactly how many – but enough that Buster has been apparently having a good lick at one.

After solving the mystery Superintendent Jenks takes them out for a treat.

Isn’t there some place here that sells ice-creams and macaroons?

Ah here is the place I mean. Yes. Best macaroons I ever had in my life came from here.

“Er, twenty-one macaroons, please. Oh I beg your pardon, Buster, twenty-four, I mean.”

That’s three each, as there are the Five Find-Outers, Jenks and Marian (plus Buster).

The Famous Five also indulge in macaroons, but only in two books – Five on Finniston Farm and Five Go to Demon’s Rocks. In Finniston Farm the little shop in the village makes marvellous ones – even Junior raves about them saying he buys thirty a week!

When the Five enter the shop the girl there – Janie – tells them that Mum’s made some macaroons this morning. See – all gooey and fresh.

Now how did you guess that we are all very partial to macaroons? Dick replies, then orders a plateful.

What a whole plateful? But there’s about twenty on a plate! Janie exclaims.

Timmy gets one but as with so many things it’s a waste as he eats it in one bite. They then buy six macaroons for Bill who has given them a Land-Rover tour. He likes macaroons, as Janie says, Everyone likes mum’s macaroons. 

Janie’s mother is amazed that twenty-four macaroons have gone since she last looked. But Julian says they were most delicious and she’s quite pleased with that.

In Demon’s Rocks the macaroons have been made by Joanna and referred to as home-made, Joanna’s speciality. Strange that has never been mentioned before, though!


As an added note; Brodie likes macaroons. He came through to the kitchen and found me sitting on the floor taking photos (it was the only place with decent light at 3pm). First he laughed, then he wanted me to take photos of him and then he ran off with a chocolate macaroon which he professed to be ‘Mmmmm’.


I’m hungry just writing this. How many macaroon fans are reading?

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January 2020 round up

It’s the first round up of 2020. I’m always glad when January is over as it can be quite a depressing month once the Christmas decorations come down and everyone’s back at work. It has been particularly cold this year as well. February isn’t much better, usually, but at least it’s that bit closer to spring!


What I have read

It’s a new year and a new reading target. Last year I aimed for 100 and read 119. This year I will stick with 100. It’s a good number and will keep me picking up books without putting too much pressure on me! I read 11 in January which puts me 3 ahead already.

January’s books:

  • Hocus Pocus and the All New Sequel – A.W. Jantha
  • Burglar Bill – Janet Allberg
  • Nightingale Wedding Bells (Nightingale Nurses #11) – Donna Douglas
  • Fiend in Need (Undead #4.5) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Undead and Unpopular (Undead #5) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Undead and Uneasy (Undead #6) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie – Muriel Spark
  • The Dark – Lemony Snicket
  • What Pet Should I Get? – Dr Seuss
  • The Midnight Library – Kazuno Kohara
  • Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Men – Caroline Criado-Perez

As always I’ve got some on the go that I haven’t finished

  • The Naughtiest Girl in the School – I’m doing a text comparison on this one
  • Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
  • Sapphire Battersea (Hetty Feather #2) – Jacqueline Wilson

As before I do not recommend the Hocus Pocus book. It was no better by the end. I also didn’t love The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. Having read Miss Carter’s War I thought it might be similarly thought-provoking but I just didn’t like it much.

I did love Invisible Women, however, and urge everyone to read it! Some of the information in it is simply unbelievable.


What I have watched

  • Hollyoaks
  • Only Connect
  • Murder She Wrote, season 8
  • Buffy season 1, as that’s now on Prime and it has been ages since I’ve watched it. I still know almost all the dialogue off by heart, though.
  • The latest series of Call the Midwife.
  • That Mitchell and Webb Look series 4, I didn’t even know there was a series 4. We’ve watched the first three twice and only now has Netflix added the final series. It was funny but not as good as the previous ones and I missed the old favourites like Numberwang, Sir Chicken Digby Caesar, and Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit etc.

What I have done

  • Done some walking and exploring with Brodie
  • Been very cold while he has played at the park
  • Added another 17 games to my board game library
  • Visited the Wildlife Park again
  • Picked up a form for Brodie to start nursery in August (!)
  • Been to the library 
  • Eaten a lot of macaroons (for blogging purposes, honestly.)

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Monday #357

January round up

and

Macaroons

It was a waterfall – but what a big one! It fell from a great height, almost sheerly down the mountainside, and cascaded far below them, fine spray rising high in the air. It wetted their faces as they stood there, and yet they were quite a good way from the mass of water.

The children find the waterfall in The Valley of Adventure.

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The Naughtiest Girl in the School: How has Blyton’s original text fared in a modern edition? Part 5

Part one looked at chapters 1-4, part 2 chapters 5-8 here, part 3 chapters 9-12 and part 4 was chapters 13-16.

I am comparing the 1944 5th reprint by George Newnes (which should be more or less identical to the true first edition) to a 2012 edition by Hodder and Stoughton.


Chapter XVII Elizabeth has a Secret / CHAPTER SEVENTEEN ELIZABETH HAS A SECRET

Whew, lots of money is mentioned in this chapter. If you are already tired of my lengthy rants about converting shillings to pounds then I suggest you skip to the next chapter!

Elizabeth gets a pound-note from her Uncle Rupert, and that becomes a ten-pound note. 

“Twenty shillings !” said Elizabeth, in surprise. “Two hundred and forty pence! Ooooh! is obviously changed too. It’s now “Ten pounds!” said Elizabeth, in surprise. “Ooooh!” Well, it would have seemed odd for her to say “Ten pounds! A thousand pence!”, wouldn’t it?

Twice the original says A whole pound! and both times it becomes A whole ten-pound note! The whole seems a bit much for just £10.

A pound then would have been ten times the weekly school pocket money of two shillings – a whole terms’ worth of money. Ten pounds is five times her weekly pocket money, so essentially she gets half as much in the new book.

When Elizabeth asks for prices on the cakes in the bakery she is told “They are two shillings and sixpence, five shillings, or for the very big one with candles on, and the name, ten shillings.” This is changed to “One pound fifty, two pounds or… five pounds.”

I think that should really be two pounds fifty, five pounds and ten pounds. But as they’ve only given her ten pounds they’ve had to make the pricing structure really odd. I freely admit I’m not well-versed in the prices of cakes (or much else) in the 1940s, but as Blyton wrote them at the time I’m assuming they are reasonably accurate. They may be prices she was paying in the posh parts of town, or she may have been aware and reduced them to reflect a more average price, I don’t know. I just know that £5 for a cake to feed a whole school – even a small school like Whyteleaf – is pure and utter nonsense. It wouldn’t even cover the ingredients.

Elizabeth gets ten shillings change in the bakery which is now five pounds change, so at least they can count.

Later five shillings is swapped for one pound. Yet again if two shillings pocket money is two pounds, how is a five shilling book now one pound? And how can twenty shillings equal ten pounds? Not to mention how anyone could go to a bookshop and order in a brand-new book for one pound in 2012.

They are a little more consistent later; with four shillings left being four pounds left and sixpence becoming fifty pence.

However that four pounds buys a red bag, red comb, and handkerchief fand leaves the fifty pence left over to put inside. And no, she didn’t shop in a charity shop or Poundland.

Further consistency in Elizabeth’s pound being ten pounds means they really over-egg the ‘whole’ ten pounds and how much ten pounds is. Apparently it’s an awful lot to spend all at once (it’s really not) and whatever could you have spent ten pounds on in such a little time? It’s a real waste of money (a book? a DVD? a game? there are many things that ten pounds could buy and would not be a waste of money) Whole ten pounds is also used again, but the reference to twenty shillings isn’t replaced.

It’s not just a straightforward problem with the numerical value of the money. Yes, a pound in the early 40s could have bought two Famous Five hardbacks with five shillings left over while ten pounds in 2012 would have bought one novel with perhaps £3-4 left. However, it’s the fact that so many children would have had to save and save to buy one Famous Five book. They weren’t an insignificant purchase for working class families. A pound would have been worth even more than twenty pounds in 2012.


CHAPTER XVIII Joan’s Wonderful Birthday / CHAPTER EIGHTEEN JOAN’S WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY

Very little in this chapter. Uncle Rupert’s pound is again his ten-pound note.

Italics are removed from two phrases – she was so surprised and I can see how happy you are, but are left in all the other instances.

There is an illustration in this chapter, though! Here’s how it compares to the original.


CHAPTER XIV Joan gets a Shock/ CHAPTER NINETEEN JOAN GETS A SHOCK

Again very little changed here.

A whole pound is still being overdone as a whole ten pounds, and the italics are removed from I couldn’t eat anything. 


CHAPTER XX More Trouble! / CHAPTER TWENTY MORE TROUBLE!

Only two changes here. A pound! Twenty shillings – spent in one afternoon becomes Ten pounds! Ten pounds – spent in one afternoon. If there was anywhere italics should have been removed it would have been on the pounds there. Ten pounds, makes no sense. What would she have spent? Ten pence?

I think the editor is trying to make as few changes as possible, with the result that it actually makes less sense than a few judicious extra changes.

Something else that wasn’t changed was that Elizabeth smudged her letter every time she stopped. That’s not so common now with ball points and biros, but you had to be very careful with a fountain pen.


The count

Already counted:

Roman numerals to words
Case change for chapter titles
Removal of hyphens from good-bye, to-day, etc
Removal of italics for emphasis
Extra word capitalised at start of chapter
Quotation marks
Dash length
Two shillings = two pounds

Unique changes:

A pound = a ten pound note (slightly different from previous chapter where a pound was just ten pounds).
Two hundred and forty pence removed
Two shillings sixpence = one pound fifty
Five shillings = two pounds
Ten shillings = five pounds
Twenty shillings removed

I haven’t counted any money changes that match the basic 1 shilling = 1 pound. So sixpence = 50p etc.

Total this post: 6

Over all total: 41

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane

Here we have a brand-new fan fiction story for you. We all know the book The Valley of Adventure. We’ve read about what happened to the children once they boarded the wrong plane, and their adventures in the valley. But Bill is absent until Phillip lands in Gairdon and he is summoned to rescue the rest of the children.

This story covers what Bill – and his eighteen-year-old trainee agent Anatoly Petrov – got up to while hunting for the missing children.

It works on the premise that Bill Cunningham has been an agent of the SIS (Secret Intelligence Service now known as MI6 and previously the SOE [Special Operations Executive]) all along, and his title of Detective Inspector as used in Valley is part of a false identity.

Chapter 1

As Bill Cunningham ambled over to the group of SIS agents in the aerodrome for the new plane’s test run, Anatoly Petrov couldn’t help notice the four children that seemed to have been left standing by the entrance of the airfield, with a vague comment of “Wait for me by the aeroplane” from his boss. Being the most junior in the group tonight, and a trainee to boot, Anatoly didn’t dare ask Bill why he had brought four children with him. He wondered if it had something to do with the woman Bill seemed to be getting sweet on recently.

After orders from his boss and a last-minute run through of procedure, Anatoly positioned himself at the huge radio set and set about preparing everything up for the take-off, zoning out on what else was happening around him, which was his first mistake of the night.

Gun shots rang out around the dark aerodrome. Anatoly jumped from his position at the radio station, drawing his gun from the holster inside his jacket and moved to cover his fellow agents who were rushing towards the sound of gunfire. He released the safety catch from his weapon and tried to figure out where the rapid shots were coming from. He flinched as his colleagues started firing from behind whatever safe spaces they had found, and towards the new plane that Bill was about to take out. He had had plenty of practice with guns during his National Service, but having started that after the war had ended there had been few opportunities for him to experience enemy fire.

Steadying himself he watched the direction of the dark shadows moving across the space towards a second plane, a similar model to Bill’s which had been parked a few spaces down. Moving quickly, Anatoly rushed towards the second plane, firing his revolver at the shapes just before the huge engines started up. He stopped and aimed, the gun wavering as he tried to work out where to shoot to best hinder the aeroplane’s take off.

One of his colleagues seemed to realise what he was thinking and forced the gun down. “Don’t do that, you idiot,” he snapped. “You’ll cause a massive explosion that we can’t cover up!”

Anatoly put the safety back on his gun, shame-faced. He knew that he still had a lot to learn, and moments like that just proved it. All he had been thinking about was stopping the men from taking off, he hadn’t considered the consequences of shooting at a moving aeroplane with its tank full of fuel.

The plane taxied down the runway past them and with a deep rumble that threatened to shake the earth, it took off into the night sky. Anatoly watched it go, and turned to the man who had stopped him from making a grievous error. “What do we do now?”

“We find Cunningham, get fresh orders,” his colleague replied curtly.

Anatoly grimaced. He should have known that. What a night this was turning out to be.

“I’m over here, by the plane,” Bill’s loud voice called out as they approached. “A plane we can’t take,” he added in frustration.

“How come, boss?” asked one of the others. “This plane is brand new!”

“It might be brand new,” snapped Bill, his temper fraying. “But the bullet holes in the tank mean it’s grounded!”

Anatoly shuffled a little and looked around. “Are the children all right? You did tell them to get into the plane did you not, boss?”

“I did,” Bill replied through clenched teeth. He was angry, but also shaken. A bullet had zipped by his leg earlier, so close it had cut a gash in his trouser leg. There was also the matter of the four children he had taken responsibility for. “But they’re not on the plane.”

An agent appeared at the top of the steps, framed in the doorway by the cockpit lights “There’s no suitcases, or belongings of any kind, sir,” he called before he made his way down.

“They’re sensible children,” Bill forced himself to say. “They’ll have got their heads down as soon as they heard the shots. Philip and Jack wouldn’t have let anything happen to Lucy-Ann or Dinah, so they’d have all moved away from the danger if they could.” He hoped to god that was true. “I want them found. NOW!” he barked.

After a brief discussion on how to divide the large base, the agents scattered, beginning to spread out and search for the children. They looked under the bellies of other planes, behind crates and equipment, in and around the cars parked here and there, anywhere a child might conceal his or herself. Personally, Anatoly doubted that the supposedly sensible children would have moved far when they heard the gun fire start. They would have stayed where they were in the hope that they wouldn’t get caught in the cross fire. If they were supposed to by Bill’s plane, then they should still be there.

The hours dragged on and Bill became more and more resigned to the inevitable conclusion that the children were no longer in the sealed aerodrome. As daylight began to break the exhausted agents and a worried and exhausted Bill admitted defeat and acknowledged that the children must have been on the only plane that had left.

“What on earth possessed them to get on that aeroplane?” Bill demanded of nobody in particular, banging his fist on a packing crate. Mechanics were still working on his damaged plane. They had siphoned out what fuel hadn’t already trickled onto the tarmac and had then begun repairing the leak, but it was far too late to be of any use now. They hadn’t the faintest clue where the plane had been heading to.

To be continued…

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