Spot the Famous Five’s favourite Christmas songs

You’ll think I have too much time on my hands, but really I don’t!

Here is a short story featuring the Famous Five at Christmas – into which I have added several Christmas song titles. How many can you spot, let me know in the comments!


“Do remember that it’s Christmas Day on Friday?” Aunt Fanny said desperately into the telephone.

“Yes, not to worry, I’ll be home for Christmas,” her husband promised.

“You had better be,” Aunt Fanny warned. “Now, I’d better dash, I’ve to pick the children up at Kirrin Station shortly.

“I do love driving home for Christmas with you all in the pony-trap,” she said a short time later as the four children and one dog sat crowded in the trap with their luggage, all of them in high spirits for the holiday season.

“It would be just like a sleigh ride if only it snowed,” Anne sighed.

“Do you think we’ll have a white Christmas this year?” Dick asked, looking up at the sky.

“Oh, do let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!” Anne cried excitedly. “Kirrin looks such a winter wonderland when it snows.”

“It doesn’t often snow at Christmas,” Aunt Fanny said sensibly.

“And have you forgotten that we got snowed in just last Christmas?” Julian asked with a laugh. “We had a jolly thrilling time but it would be nice not to be cut off entirely this year.”

The others agreed, they would be happy for another adventure but would prefer not to be snowed in. “I’d like to get across to Kirrin Island for one!” said George.

Anne was the first to rush into the house when they arrived. “The holly and the ivy look wonderful on the mantlepiece” she cried excitedly.

“Yes, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas in here,” her aunt said with a smile as she took off her gloves. “I haven’t put the Christmas tree up yet, though, I was hoping you four would help me with that.”

“Of course we will, it’s nice to be home for the holidays again,” George said.

Aunt Fanny looked very pleased. “Yes, family is what Christmas means to me, it’s so lovely to have you all here.”


“Ooh, only one more sleep until Christmas!” Anne said at bed-time on Christmas Eve. “We must remember to leave out a glass of milk and a mince pie for Father Christmas, and some carrots for his reindeer!”

“You don’t still believe in all that, do you?” Julian asked her.

“Of course I believe in Father Christmas,” Anne said. “If you don’t believe, then he doesn’t come!”

“I don’t believe he comes if you’re badly behaved either,” Dick said. “Especially if you are as cross and sulky as George!”

“I should have told Father Christmas that all I want for Christmas is you to stop being so annoying,” George retorted.

“No use, he won’t be bringing you anything because you’re such a cross-patch,” Dick teased her.


On Christmas morning Aunt Fanny handed out the presents from underneath the tree.

“What’s this?” Julian asked, shaking an oddly-shaped parcel.

“I don’t know, but what lovely Christmas wrapping it has!” said Anne happily.

“Yes it’s very pretty paper,” Aunt Fanny said, “if you’re careful opening it I shall save the paper and I can use it next year!”


“I wish it could be Christmas everyday,” Anne sighed as the day drew to a close.

“Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year,” agreed Aunt Fanny.

“Yes, we’ve simply had a Wonderful Christmastime,” the others chorused.


I hope you all have as wonderful a Christmas time as you can given that it’s 2020.

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Monday #403

Christmas week is finally here, not that it will be much of a Christmas for those who can’t spend it with their loved ones as they had hoped. From this Saturday the whole of mainland Scotland goes into the highest lockdown tier, and so I suspect the usual January blues will be greatly magnified. But still, at least we have something to look forward to this week and hopefully some fun can be had. If not we can all stuff our faces Blyton-style and hibernate for a few weeks.

In no particular order:

Our as yet unnamed Christmas fan fiction featuring the Famous Five and the Mannering/Trents as voted for by our readers.

and

An also as yet unnamed piece I have written featuring the Famous Five at Christmas, which has a bit of a puzzle in it for you all to solve.

Then what a time she had! She went to the toy-shop and bought dolls, toys, and books. She went to the sweet-shop and bought packets of sweets and boxes of chocolate and tins of biscuits. She went to the book-shop and bought all kinds of gay cards. Really, she had a perfectly lovely time – but she was happiest of all when she gave what she had bought to the children, and heard all their squeals of joy and saw their beaming faces.

“That’s my best Christmas present,” she always said. “That’s my very best Christmas present – seeing the children so happy and excited.”

The ‘she’ in the story is Mrs Millikin, and she appears in Little Mrs Millikin, which can be found in the Fourth Holiday Book.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 23

Last time Jack and Philip rescued Bill from the enemies’ boat.

cunningham and petrovAgain, much of this dialogue is straight from the book.


Chapter 23

Jack, the sensible boy that he was asked if they ought to use the oars to row out, to avoid the sound of the engine being heard. Bill had already considered that and discarded the idea – they needed to get away as swiftly as possible, as he felt sure they would be chased and he told Jack as much. He wanted the children out of the line of fire, so just before he started the engine he ordered them to lie flat on the deck.

The ruckus on the other boat stopped as soon as Bill started the engine, and he realised that they’d had no idea there was another boat. Perhaps they could have snuck off quietly, but well, it was too late and they were committed now! Almost immediately came the sound of gunshot, the enemy firing wildly in the direction of the engine-sound and Bill hunched down as low as he could to protect himself.

He warned the children to stay down as despite the poor visibility a few of the bullets had come quite close to the boat already. He swore under his breath and revved the engine of the boat as hard as he could, wishing it was a service boat which was always ready to go at top speed. He was doing his best to avoid the bullets when there was an ear shattering squawk from Kiki. It was so unexpected, that Bill jerked involuntarily at the wheel.

As Kiki continued to screech,  Jack began to rise up to check her. “Oh! Kiki’s hit!” he was shouting. Bill felt an uncomfortable lurch in his stomach, he really was fond of the idiotic bird even if she could be annoying at times. He turned to check on the situation, dimly realising that if Kiki was badly hurt she couldn’t possibly be making such a racket.  “Keep down, you idiot!” he roared as he caught movement out of the corner of his eye. He yelled words to that effect to Jack who wasn’t heeding his instructions and was risking being shot himself as he continued to fuss over Kiki.

With Jack lying down again at last Bill refocussed on the boat and the enemy, and as the shooting stopped he distinctly heard the sound of their boat. He groaned inwardly, the last thing he wanted was a pitch-dark boat chase on the open sea. He shouted a warning to the children, lest they try sitting up like Jack had just done, and told them they would just have to keep going as long as the petrol lasted.

They were lucky to be beyond the reach of the searchlight that the enemy had on their boat, and on information from Jack, Bill began heading towards the ‘lagoon-island’ that the children had visited earlier, leaving the enemies’ boat on a different course entirely.

As Bill began to relax slightly, there came a guttural “Arrrrrrr!” from somewhere in front of him. He jumped at the noise but then had to laugh. The children had brought the puffins with them. “My goodness–have you still got Huffin and Puffin?” He looked at Kiki who was beginning to make noises now she wasn’t the centre of attention, as he had noticed the puffins. “Now don’t start screeching again, Kiki. I’m absolutely certain you’re not hurt.”

As Jack began to ask if he could check Kiki over, the boat coughed and spluttered as it began to run out of petrol. Bill sighed and said bitterly, “Petrol’s run out. It would, of course!? Now we’ll have to row, and it won’t be long before the enemy catch us up!” Everyone got up and stretched as the boat began to drift, and there was grumbling about how heavy the boys were on the part of Dinah and Lucy who had been squashed underneath the boys, but everyone, luckily was unhurt.

Bill was glad when Jack confirmed that Kiki wasn’t really hurt, but his mind was busy elsewhere, as was Dinah’s clearly as she told Jack to forget Kiki and think about what they were going to do.

What ought they to do? Making for the lagoon-island was one option, or was that too close to the enemy and should they try to get as far away as possibly but risk being far from land if a storm blew up? In the end he decided that striking for the nearest land was the best option for the moment, they could always divert at the last minute if they saw anything that worried them.

The boys’ sharp eyes could make out the dark shape of the island, and so he trusted them and they began to row in that direction. Just as Jack was reassuring him that there were no rocks around this island, there was an awful grinding noise and the boat shuddered to a stop.

Bill was dismayed, “On the rocks! And somehow I don’t think we will get her off! She means to stay here alright!” They had a look around and found they were wedged hard on the rocks and with rocks all around them too, so they were indeed rather stuck. At least the boat was still in one piece.

Lucy-Ann eventually had the idea of wrapping up in rugs and having a good long talk as they waited for the morning, and enough light to see if they could do anything about their predicament.

Bill and the boys got some dry clothes on, and sat down with hastily sourced rations of biscuits and chocolate. The children insisted he share his story first, and so he began with being abducted from his boat the night of the storm. He sketched a few details of his time in the shack, careful to keep his tone light, and then told them about Horace Tipperlong’s arrival. He couldn’t resist telling them what Horace had said about them, nor from exaggerating slightly to tease Lucy-Ann about her being the most vicious of the group.

Then it was his turn to sit and listen and he was amazed at all they had been through, as well as how much they had discovered about the enemy. They quite put him to shame, in fact. He had run away from the enemy, only to end up accidentally running into them and being kidnapped, while the children had not only worked out where they were but what they were doing, and had rescued him from their midst!

One thing he didn’t understand was, why hadn’t they headed for safety once they had Horace’s boat? When he asked them this, and they said they’d considered their options and chosen to try to find him, Bill found himself suddenly choked up. He swallowed hard, glad it was dark enough that they couldn’t see the sudden glint in his eyes as he told them they were the finest friends anyone could have, and he was proud of them.

The girls were clearly touched, though the boys were quiet. Before anyone could say anything else, however, Lucy-Ann pointed at the far horizon. The sun was coming up.

To be continued…

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Blyton’s search terms volume 11

It has been a long time since I’ve done one of these (over a year, actually!), but here are the search terms that have caught my eye lately.


The good questions

I always try to (very belatedly) answer questions that have been asked in the search terms, especially if I think that the answer isn’t already on the site!

What is Miss Grayling in Malory Towers’ first name? She doesn’t have a first name given in the books (not in Blyton’s ones anyway, it’s possible that the continuations by Pamela Cox have given her a name, but not in the first couple) and she is also just Miss Grayling in the new TV series.

grayling

Is Ring O’ Bells from Famous Five? No, although Ring O’ Bells is somewhere I could picture the Five running into a mystery, it’s from The Ring O’ Bells Mystery which is the third book in the Barney Mysteries (sometimes known as the R Mysteries).

Who has been cast in Malory Towers TV show? The full cast list can be found on IMDb.

Where does this quote come from ‘lashings and lashings of ginger beer’? That was never in any Blyton book though she did have lashings of tomatoes at least once. The lashings of ginger beer comes from Five Go Mad in Dorset which is the first of three comedy spoofs of the Famous Five by The Comic Strip Presents show.

What kind of jacket does Dick and Julian wear in Famous Five 1978? I actually don’t know the answer to this but I do love those jackets and am happy to use this as an excuse to show them again.

In Malory towers which uni does Felicity go to? Felicity is too young at the end of the Blyton Malory Towers books to have a plan for university, it’s possible that by the end of the Pamela Cox ones she declares her intentions. I haven’t read that far, so I don’t know myself!


The strange questions

I will answer some of these if I can, but some are a bit beyond simple explanations.

Blyton’s attitude to people being fat. There are plenty of plump older ladies with jolly smiles who are popular with the children as they bake lots of cakes, and there are people like Fatty who are fat but it has no effect on their skills or popularity. She pokes fun at Goon as he is fat enough to be too unfit to cycle speedily (and also he’s a pretty horrible person) and at times she has characters who over-eat and are lazy and fat as a result. I don’t think she demonizes fat people but neither does she show much understanding for the many reasons that people might gain weight.

What is the best Famous Five book? Well, that’s easy. It’s Five Go to Smuggler’s Top! (Others might disagree, but they’re wrong).

Who is the character within the poem, Firework Night? Give detailed evidence for your answer. The poem Firework Night is from the viewpoint of an un-named dog. The evidence is that the character ‘yelps’ has a tail and ears that can lie flat and lives in a kennel. I suspect that the searcher here might have meant a firework poem by another author, either way, they were looking for someone to answer their homework for them! See below for another couple of example.

Enid Blyton firework poem work worksheet answers and Fire work at night poem of eighth sumary.

What kind of dog is Hindash’s Timmy? / What kind of dog does Hindash have? / What is Timmy’s breed Hindash? / What type breed dog does Hindash have?

I was a bit baffled by these four searches for a while. At first I thought Hindash was an illustrator for the Famous Five, but no. He’s a make-up artist who has a dog called Timmy. This poor, dedicated searcher will have had no luck here and was probably very frustrated by the third or fourth time they ended up on this site.

Dislike Enid Blyton. Well obviously we don’t dislike Blyton here on our dedicated Blyton site, but did this searcher dislike Blyton? Or were they looking for unfair criticism of her?

Love Island from Five Go Mad in Masculine. At first I saw this and thought of the programme Love Island but then I remembered that Uncle Quentin is trying to build a love colony on Love Island in Five Go Mad on Mescalin. The typo (or autocorrect) of Mesculin to Masculine is just so apt it’s funny.

How many impresssions  in the Five Enid Blyton? Impress(s)ions as in editions, or impersonations? Who knows?

Five on Puffin Island Blyton. Puffin Island is from The Sea of Adventure so the Five are unlikely to have visited unless in fan fiction.

Malory Towers spanking cane corporal punishment. This comes up quite often, but there was no corporal punishment in Malory Towers. Violence was rare (Darrell slapping Gwen in the first book for example) and always between the girls.

Mallory Towers Carlotta. Carlotta was a pupil at St Clare’s not Malory Towers.


That’s still not her name

I may have muddied the waters with Dog Loves Books and Enid Brighton but it still amuses me how frequently Enid Blyton’s name gets butchered on Google.

Enid Blaytin chikdren of green medow. This one sounds like something John Cleese would say in a Monty Python sketch

1982 dragon of the Twins of St Clare’s by Enid Bylth

Dogs in Enid Bluton books

A short story by nid Blyton

Firework poem Enid Blydon and edid blyton fireworks

It’s not just her name that gets abused (as the Chikdren of Green Medow attests)

Remember Remember the 5th of November the poor old gut An unfortunate typo!

Snelia Jane books by Enid Blyton with gollywogs. Poor Snelia Jane! No wonder she was such a naughty doll with a name like that.


Fan fiction

Now and again we get unusual fan fiction searches. There are always searches for Famous Five fan fiction and so on but here are a couple of the more surprising ones.

Julian x Elisabeth naughtiest girl kiss fanfic. I’ve never thought of using any Naughtiest Girl characters. Somehow I see them as being a good few years younger than the Five but they needn’t be, of course.

Laura Marlin and Tariq fan fiction. These two aren’t Enid Blyton characters but I have mentioned them in my review of Dead Man’s Cove by Lauren St John. Maybe if I ever brought the Five into the modern day (which I’ve thought about) they’d run into Laura and Tariq.


Have you searched for anything weird lately?

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Monday #402

Last Monday I said there would be a round up of our Christmas posts this weekend, but as I’ve not published on a Sunday in a while I’m in the habit of thinking my blogging week is done when the Friday post goes live. I was going to just republish and old round up, updated, so I’ll just stick the link in here instead:

Christmas round-up

This is all our Christmas-themed posts from present guides to recipes and book reviews to poems.

Stef and I have planned out our Christmas fic, featuring both the Famous Five and the Mannering/Trents as you voted, and so that will go up Christmas week.

Blyton search terms #11

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 23 (probably the penultimate chapter!)

Dear Santa Claus,

I am very fond of bears. If you can manage it, I should love to have one for Christmas. Thank you very much.

Love from Tony.

When Tony says he’s very fond of bears he means that he is a little bit obsessed with them, and he’s not asking for a teddy for Christmas, he’s asking for a real live bear. This is from Little Brown Bear which I found in the Bright Story Book. Because it didn’t have Christmas or Santa or Stocking in the title I didn’t know it was a Christmas story until tonight.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 22

Last time the agents found the children’s camp site, their puffin hole, the remains of their signal fire and Anatoly found a stub of pencil that proved Bill had been on that island.

cunningham and petrovYou should hopefully recognise most of the dialogue in this chapter as it comes straight from the book! There was no way around it short of skipping this chapter, and we didn’t want to do that as it’s fairly important. Hopefully Enid wouldn’t mind.


Chapter 22

Bill rolled his eyes for the hundredth time in the past few hours alone as Horace’s complaining continued, it was nearing midnight according to his watch, he thought it was reasonably accurate as he had been careful to wind it each night, and yet Horace was not winding down at all.  “It’s ludicrous, simply ludicrous that they think they can do this to us,” he was saying, and not for the first time. “I mean, who do they think they are? Locking up legitimate travellers like myself. It’s barbaric!”

Bill wanted very badly to be rude but thought better of it. Horace would, at least, be a good distraction for the guards if he needed. Horace was still speaking when the hatch above their heads was wrenched open. Bill’s head whipped round and he looked up to see Jack, one finger over his lips, warning them to be quiet, and a shadow behind him that he thought was probably Philip. “Come on out, quick! We’ve got to deal with the guard here!” he whispered urgently.

Although his heart had leapt at the sight of the boys, Bill knew that the situation was far from ideal. One wrong move and the boys could be prisoners along with himself and Horace, and they might even get hurt in the process. He was already trying to make mental plans, his mind going a mile a minute, and so he was quite unprepared for Horace opening his mouth and yelling “There’s that villainous boy! Wait till I get him!”

The idea of Horace ‘getting’ anyone would be quite hilarious at any other time, but right now he quite possibly had ‘got’ Jack just by opening his big mouth.

Jack looked a bit stunned for a fraction of a second and then said “Sh!” Bill switched off the light as he heard the guard shout “What’s all this? Hi, what are you doing? Who’s there?” The shadow that was probably Philip disappeared from view, and Bill could hear a struggle in the darkness, and he began to pull himself up and out of the cubby hole. As Bill got to the deck there was a loud splash and he came up fighting, guided by the guards’ panting and swung his right fist into his face.

It was as satisfying punch, made all the better by the guard tripping over the foot Bill stuck out, and before the guard could react Bill threw himself down on top of the surprised man. He was grateful to see Jack coming to his aid, though he was wondering who had gone overboard creating the splash he had heard just a minute before.

“Philip,” Jack told him as he sat down on the guard’s squirming legs.

Bill knew Philip could handle himself in the water even without Jack’s comforting words which followed, and so wasted no time worrying about the other boy. “Get the guard down into the cabin,” he ordered. “Where’s the other fellow – Tipperlong? The idiot spoiled the whole show.” He could have said a lot more about Horace – he was absolutely furious with him – but time was of the essence.

Together they manhandled the guard to the hatch and he gave a yell as they pitched him down, though kindly not straight on his head.

“He’s safe for the moment,” he said, though he knew it wouldn’t be long before he started making a row, and moved on to the next issue they had. “Let’s get the boat going, quick! We’ll be off before the enemy knows what we’re up to!”

“That’s what I planned we’d do! How do we start up the engine? Blow this darkness, I don’t have a torch on me!” by Jack’s tone of voice, Bill could hear that the boy was thrilled and excited that most of this had gone the way the children had planned. The guard they had just foiled was making a racket below, Bill however chose to ignore him and made his way to the wheel of the boat. He began trying to start the boat as lights from the shore lit up the night and the sound of feet filled the air.

Bill quickly realised that they wouldn’t have time to get the boat freed from its mooring and get it started before the men got to them, and he said as much to Jack. “Did you say you’ve got another boat here, Jack? Where is it? And what about Philip? Quick, answer me!”

“Yes – there’s a boat off the end of the jetty there – with the girls in it – and Philip will probably be there by now, too,” Jack replied hurriedly. “We’d better swim for it!”

Bill agreed with Jack’s assessment. “Overboard then!” he commanded. He was ready to dive himself but spared a thought for Horace. The man was an aggravating idiot but he didn’t deserve to bear the brunt of these men’s retribution when they discovered one of their prisoners had escaped. “Tipperlong where are you?” he called. “You’d better come too.”

“I c-c-c-an’t swim,” Horace stammered.

‘Of course you bloody can’t,’ Bill thought despairingly. “Well, jump overboard and I’ll help you!” he commanded but Horace shook his head and crawled away into a corner.

“Well, stay where you are, then,” Bill said scornfully. He wasn’t going to waste any more time on someone who wasn’t willing to help himself. “I’ll have to go with these kids – can’t let them down now!”

Horace did not follow them and Bill didn’t feel it was much of a loss as he struck out to swim after Jack towards the boat the children had stolen. Soon they had reached the boat, thanks to torches being flashed from the children on board and heard the voices of the others. Bill and Jack were pulled into the boat. Bill patted each of the girl on the back as he said, “Come on – we must get going. My what a row there is on that boat! They’ve let the guard out now. Come on, before they know where we are!”

To be continued…

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If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the City of Secrets by Jemma Hatt

The Adventurers and the City of Secrets is the third book in The Adventurers Series by Jemma Hatt (the fourth, The Adventurers and the Continental Chase just came out at the start of November). Like the previous two books this one is narrated by Ciaran Saward.

Jemma was kind enough to send me the first three books as audiobooks in return for honest reviews, I have already reviewed book one The Adventurers and the Cursed Castle and book two, The Adventurers and the Temple of Treasure.


A departure from the norm?

As with many of Blyton’s series these books do not have to be read in order for you to enjoy them. (I always prefer to read it order, though, it feels strange to me if I don’t!) What’s interesting, though, is after the initial introduction to the characters, this book opens with the children attending an event related to the treasure they uncovered in Egypt in the previous book. It’s still not necessary to have read Temple of Treasure but it’s an unusually strong link between the two adventures.

The previous adventure took place in the school holidays – I can’t remember if it’s stated, but I assume it was the October half-term as the first book was set in the summer holidays and this one is during the Christmas holidays. They’re all quite close together which means the Adventurers might be able to avoid the awkward non-aging that the Famous Five suffer from if the series goes on to double figures.

The other difference is the genre of the book. The past two have been what I’d call adventures, the sort of thing you’d find the Famous Five or Mannering/Trents embroiled in. There’s some investigating and puzzle solving but primarily they are adventurous.

This third book is still adventurous but bring in a bit more of a detective theme akin to the Five Find-Outers. This is a pleasant departure, as though the first two books were enjoyable they did have quite a similar ‘hunt for the treasure’ theme. The detective elements of the book include identifying their suspects, researching those suspects, interpreting some papers they got hold of and following a trail across London.

Also, although the first two books had different settings (Kexley Castle in Cornwall, and Egypt) this one is set in London over Christmas and it feels really modern and fresh.


So what are the Adventurers up to this time?

Instead of hunting for long lost treasures this time the children (and Logan) are investigating the theft of some of the artefacts they had just discovered. So they are still tracking down the long lost-treasures, but it feels very different. Before the treasures were buried somewhere well-hidden and long forgotten. This time they’ve been stolen and are on their way across London with the Adventurers racing after them.

Mrs Jacobs, the sensible one, is gotten rid of swiftly as she has pressing work concerns and so the children are left in the dubious care of Logan. For the most part he doesn’t even have Dee keeping him on the straight and narrow, which is pretty much why the children are able to tear around London on the trail of the criminals and get up to all the things they do.

Lara pulls some very George-like moves in this story. Firstly she immediately identifies her main suspect – the rich and well-connected Frances Battenbridge – on some slightly flimsy reasonings to begin with, but just like George and Mr Roland, she is absolutely right. She is able to convince Tom and Rufus much more quickly than George did the Five (of course Barney believes her right away) and so the adventure can start.

Later she ends up in a vehicle full of stolen goods (a lorry, not a spook train) with Barney and has to escape.

The Adventurers, plus Daisy (Lara’s friend) and Uncle Logan follow the Battenbridges’ trail across London from Churchill’s War Room, visiting disused underground stations (from the 1990s, but still very interesting), the London Transport Museum where they are betrayed by an acquaintance and find themselves in the slowest getaway vehicle ever – a vintage red double decker bus, but also find time for a couple of good meals along the way.

Then for the finale, they are joined by Maye (Karim’s sister from the previous book), find themselves in some underground passages and when locked in a room, pull a Mannering/Trent worthy performance in order to escape.


Final thoughts

I enjoyed this every bit as much as the previous two. While a strength of the first two books were the detailed puzzles protecting the Egyptian treasures I didn’t miss them this time as there was so much else going on – the stolen bus is an absolute highlight and is used quite a bit.

As these are set in the present-day there are obviously modern devices like smart phones and computers. The children do some research on the internet and Tom uses his phone several times to check maps and locations, but technology is not over-relied on. Rufus and Lara don’t have their own phones for a start, and naturally phones don’t get good signals underground! The use of technology helps keep the story moving swiftly (there would have been no time to scour the public library for the information they needed!) but it doesn’t become intrusive. There are a few phone calls from Mrs Jacobs checking on them, a couple of text messages sent, but Tom’s too sensible to be glued to his phone while there’s an adventure to be had.


Jemma has been lovely enough to send me a copy – a signed copy no less – of the next book, The Adventurers and the Continental chase so I will review that soon, probably in the new year.

 

 

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Monday #401

The fan fiction poll closed last week and it was a draw with the winners being the Famous Five and the Mannering/Trents of the Adventure Series. Stef and I are already trying to come up with ideas on how those two sets of characters could come together over Christmas so we can start writing!

If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the City of Secrets by Jemma Hatt,

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent

and

A round up of our Christmas posts

“Santa Claus, you’re always giving other people presents, and now I’ve got one for you.”

Ann returns a kindness when she meets Santa Claus in The Christmas Book.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 21

Last time Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson found Puffin Island along with several clues that someone had been there recently.

cunningham and petrov


Chapter 21

Anatoly plucked the paper from Bentley’s fingers and examined it as the other man hauled himself out of the hole. Disappointingly it was blank. “Useless,” he said with a shrug, holding it out so they could both see it contained no writing.

Thompson took it and examined the paper, holding it up to the sky to see if there was any indentations, or other marks on the paper. “Nothing,” he agreed, handing it back to Bentley.

Bentley curled the paper into his fist. “Why can people never drop nice obvious things like letters with their names on?” he sighed.

“Or monogrammed handkerchiefs,” Anatoly suggested.

“Never mind leaving good clues, if they could just avoid going missing in the first place,” added Thompson.

“I vote for not going missing,” Anatoly agreed. “We should have just locked Bill up at HQ until the heat had died down,” he added with a smirk.

“He would still get into trouble, he’d find evidence of a spy in our ranks or something,” Bentley said, cracking a smile.

“Most likely, but he’d be easier to keep track of,” muttered Thompson.

“Well we’ve lost track of him entirely, so we’d better get back to it,” Bentley said, grabbing a nearby stick and plunging it into the soft ground near the hole as a warning marker.

“Do we reckon the paper fell out of someone’s pocket and ended up here? Must have been recently,” Anatoly said as he went back to his knees to search the ground at close quarters.

“I don’t think it fell in from above, it’s too light to get through all that heather,” said Bentley. “Maybe someone fell into the hole just like I did, it’s impossible to see even though I know it’s there! The paper’s dry but then so’s everything in that hole, I doubt much rain gets in unless it’s absolutely pouring and it hasn’t rained since the storm the other night.”

They all contemplated that for a moment and then Anatoly said, pragmatically, “It is not hard evidence, we need to keep looking, though this hole is good to know about. If Bill knew about it, then there is a chance he would have used it if he thought he was being followed.”

Bentley thought about warning them not to mention his fall to anyone else, but decided against it. He had no doubt that they’d deliberately let it slip if he forbade it. At least he didn’t think either of them had actually seen him fall. He motioned them to continue on the search, though they were all more cautious as to where they put their feet, he noticed.

Their explorations took them towards the Western rise of cliffs and then up; they paused every few minutes to scan the parts of the island revealed to them at that height but saw nothing noteworthy. There wasn’t much to see on the cliff-tops themselves, they were scrubby and mostly barren due to the high winds that would whip around such an exposed area, but as Thompson checked around a small ridge of rock there came a shout.

“Hey! Come over here a minute!” Anatoly and Bentley made their was around the ridge to where Thompson was crouched over the blackened remains of a fire.

“Bits of wood, seaweed…” Bentley pushed the charred remains around with the toe of one boot. He turned around in a full circle, looking out to sea. “Looks like they were signalling for help.”

“Signalling to whom?” Anatoly asked sitting back on his haunches and throwing the charred piece of stick back into the fire pit.

“Anyone near enough to see the smoke, I’d guess,” Bentley said. “But Bill knew something was afoot, he would know that setting a fire could bring the wrong people.”

“He mightn’t have had a choice,” said Thomson. “If the boat and the wireless were out of action  and there was some emergency… someone fell down that hole and broke a leg or something.” He shrugged. “Maybe he was hoping we were already out looking for him.”

Anatoly bit his lip, “What if Bill and the children got separated?” he suggested after a moment, not wanting to think that it may have happened. “The children may have been desperate enough to signal if they were left alone.”

“Yes, they might have taken the risk willingly if something had happened to Bill,” Bentley agreed. “That is, if they were the ones actually on this island, and not some trippers who thought it would be fun to start a bonfire.”

“So, you don’t think this was them?” Thompson waved an arm at the fire.

“I think it probably was, but we’re running on a lot of assumptions here. More than I like,” Bentley said.

“It is not proven that it was them,” agreed Anatoly. “If they have left a clue we have not found it yet!”

“What sort of clue are we expecting to find anyway?” Thompson asked with a sigh. “They aren’t on this island and if they are half the children Bill thinks they are, none of them will have left anything behind. If Bill thought that there was any danger, he’d have not left anything either.”

“Unless it was a message for us!” he added as an afterthought.

Deep in thought they made their way back down what appeared to be a well-trodden path before exploring the Eastern cliffs. There was nothing of interest there, no suggestion anyone had climbed or walked up that side of the island, and so after they felt they had covered as much of them as was reasonable, back down they came.

At the bottom of the cliffs they had intended to head back towards the boat; taking in any areas they hadn’t already covered, but Anatoly drew their attention to a space in the rocks. A natural sort of path ran there, with handy steps here and there as it sloped downwards. Presently they came to the channel they had brought the boat into earlier that day, the trailing piece of rope still caught around the rock.

“Dead end,” Bentley remarked and Anatoly shrugged apologetically. “No, you were right to check it out,” he said to the young man. “If they moored up here then they must have come through this way and across to where we found the camp site.”

As they turned around and began to make their way back up the path Anatoly didn’t know what made him look down, but his eyes caught sight of something unexpected wedged in between two rocks. He fell to his knees, his hand scrabbling for what he had seen. The others looked at him like he had lost his mind, but when he held it up, a stupid grin on his face, they looked confused. Anatoly was holding up a stub of a pencil.

“It’s… a pencil,” Thompson said, no seeing the significance. “Obviously whoever had the notebook also had a pencil.”

“It is Bill’s pencil!” Anatoly said. “He always carries one, he always wears them down to the stub and always sharpens them with his pen knife.”

Bentley reached out and took the pencil from Anatoly and looked it over. “It’s just a pencil. The kind you can buy anywhere. You’re probably right about Bill – I’ve never seen him without a pencil and he does sharpen them until they’re almost gone… but so do a lot of people.”

Anatoly took the pencil back from Bentley and examined it closely. He gave a sudden exclamation and thrust the pencil back at him. “Tell me when you see it,” he said smugly.

Bentley rotated the pencil carefully and then held it up so it caught the light better. “S,” he said, though not with great certainty.

“Well I’ll be blowed,” Thompson laughed. “Smugs! I’ve seen him mark his pencils with S, or a zigzag like an S so people can’t pinch them!”

It was true that the marking was more of a lightening-bolt than an S, but it was challenging to quickly carve a flowing S shape with a penknife on a pencil. “I wouldn’t know about that,” Bentley said, but he was smiling. “I’d never stoop low enough to nick anyone’s pencil.”

“So Bill has been here,” he said thoughtfully, looking at the pencil again. “If only this pencil could tell us where he is now!”

To be continued…

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November 2020 round up

The penultimate month of 2020 is over. I know things won’t immediately get better in 2021 but I know many of us are just sick of 2020 and there is at least some light at the end of the tunnel. At least many of us have got Christmas (or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa) to look forward to as well.


What I have read

I reached my increased target of 150 books for the year in November – with only one month to go I probably won’t set another target, I’ll just see how high I can go. I read a comment recently where someone said they never left books unfinished one year to the next, and I have 8 unfinished books currently. A couple I’m in the process of reading, a few I’ve not picked up recently and others have been abandoned quite a while, but not long enough for me to put them on the ‘unfinished’ shelf. I would like to finish as many of these as I can in December. I did finally manage to finish Jane Eyre – it only took me a year!

  • The Left-Handed Booksellers of London – Garth Nix
  • The Unmumsy Mum A-Z – An Inexpert Guide to Parenting – Sarah Taylor aka The Unmumsy Mum 
  • Born in the 1940s – Tim Glynne-Jones
  • Born in the 1950s – Jane Maple
  • Property of the Rebel Librarian – Allison Varnes 
  • Little Donkey (Frogmorton Farm #1.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Something Girl (Frogmorton Farm #2) – Jodi Taylor
  • Joy to the World (Frogmorton Farm #2.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • Out of Practice (The Larkford Series #1) – Penny Parkes 
  • Hard Time (The Time Police #2) – Jodi Taylor
  • Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 
  • Beau Peep Book 7 – Roger Kettle and Andrew Christine
  • The Munitions Girls – Rosie Archer
  • The 1950s Home – Janet Shepherd
  • Warriors and Witches and Damn Rebel Bitches – Mairi Kidd
  • The Adventurers and the City of Secrets (The Adventurers #3) – Jemma Hatt

I’m still reading: nothing! For I think the first time ever there’s no books that I read in the last month but haven’t finished. I have some that are unfinished but I didn’t read a single page of any of them in November, so they don’t count!


What I have watched

  • Hollyoaks, which has continued to be ludicrous.
  • More Mythbusters, Only Connect and Taskmaster.
  • I finished Monty Python’s Almost the Truth but haven’t got around to watching the films yet.
  • Dream Home Makeover – a Netflix original. The houses did look nice after but were always full of random ornaments and books-as-ornaments, it didn’t seem like the people owned very much or would have room for anything around all the vases and bits of rope. (Also their idea of a challenging budget for making over a single room was something like $20,000!)
  • I watched Body Fixers on Netflix and was struck by how much it reminded me of Tattoo Fixers, then realised it was a Channel 4 show too. Then I just had to start Tattoo Fixers, of course. Body Fixers was mostly about hair and makeup with a few very minor surgical procedures thrown in, though the title sounds more drastic!
  • Having seen lots of adverts for series 4 we have started watching The Crown from the beginning and we are both really enjoying it – though it keeps making me do background reading to find out what bits are actually true.

What I have done

  • I finally went back to work on the 2nd. It’s quite a different environment – we’re running quite a limited set of services and there are lots of safety things in place – but it’s good to have some routine/purpose and to catch up with my workmates.
  • Watched some fireworks from our back windows on bonfire night, there were no organised displays but lots of people did their own and we could see a dozen of them at least. We also had a mini party in someone’s garden where we roasted marshmallows over a fire. 
  • As always we’ve been on lots of walks, up hills and to parks, along beaches and to feed the ducks. 
  • We all got tested for Covid19, Brodie first and then us a week or so later. Luckily all results were negative and came back within 12 hours or so, so we only needed to stay home one day each time.
  • I repaired some of my most damaged books with book tape, I had a few where the spines were coming right away so hopefully the tape will stop them from getting any more damaged.
  • Had lunch in town and visited the Mary Quant exhibition at the V&A
  • Visited the local wildlife centre and saw a surprisingly speedy porcupine chasing off a peahen.
  • Put up the Christmas tree with Brodie’s “help”.

What I have bought

I bought a couple of new Christmas decorations as I spotted some Noddy ones while putting together my Christmas gift guide for this year.

I also bought the Foxglove Story Book and the Water-Lily Story Book to add to my collection of Foyle’s Flower Story Books. I only need three more to complete the series! As a bonus the seller sent three Noddy toys which Brodie immediately adopted as his own.

What has your month looked like?

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Monday #400

Our Christmas fan fiction poll closes at 8pm (GMT) tonight, so there’s still time for any last-minute votes. It’s currently a tie between the Famous Five and the Adventure series lot (we didn’t decide what to do if there’s a tie!) and the Malory Towers girls are one vote behind so it’s still all to play for.

November round up

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 21

“What fun we’ll have on Christmas morning. I’ll bring my stocking and my pillow-case into your room, Anna, and we’ll look at yours and mine together. Oh, I wish Christmas would soon come!”

“So do I. It’s the nicest morning of the whole year!”

Robert and Anna discuss Christmas morning in One Christmas Morning.

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 20

Last time Bill and Horace were marched out of their shack and ended up below deck on a boat.

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Chapter 20

The next morning, Anatoly, Bentley and Thompson packed up and boarded their boat again. They had decided on their next island already and Bentley steered the boat out of the cove and into deeper waters while Anatoly took the binoculars and scanned the seas for any signs of the children, the boat and Bill.

They were relieved to leave ‘Wreckage Island’ as they had named it, but were now wary of what they may find out there. The next few islands were small, and apart from a few bits of flotsam and jetsam which appeared to have the same source as the wreckage they’d found the day before, they found nothing of interest. After lunch they approached their first large island of the day, and with still a good half-mile to sail they began spotting black and white birds bobbing and diving in the water around them.

“Puffins,” Anatoly said aloud.

“Puffins,” Thompson agreed, lifting the field-glasses and gazing through them with a fresh intensity.

“Wasn’t one of the boys that Cunningham brought with obsessed with birds?” asked Bentley as they neared the island. “This could be a likely place for them to have made camp, then.”

“Jack, yes,” Anatoly agreed, leaning out over to get a better look at one of the curious striped-beaked birds. One or two gazed solemnly back, ruffling their wings as the wake of the boat disturbed their position in the water. “He was very keen to see puffins on this trip.”

“Any further forward and you will fall in yourself!” laughed Thompson. “Keep on course, Bentley, maybe we are getting closer to finding them all.”

Bentley steered the boat around the fringes of the island, as he had done with so many islands before. On the south side they pointed out a sheltered cove which would make a good landing spot, but then after going at least two thirds of the way around they saw a natural channel in the eastern cliffs, a natural harbour of sorts.

“I’ll just take a quick look,” Bentley said, even though they hadn’t completed their circle of the island. “Might be nothing, you know, no way on to the island itself.”

The boat nosed carefully between the rocky walls, and drew up alongside a handy ledge, perfect for stepping off the boat. And there, on a jutting out rock, was a length of knotted rope, ragged and torn at one end.

“Newish,” Thompson said, reaching out to take a hold of it. “Good quality. The sort of stuff we’ve got on board.”

“Could it be from the smashed up boat we found?” Anatoly said keenly. “Should we moor here and get searching? The children and Bill might be stuck here without supplies!”

“It could be,” Bentley said. “I don’t want to leave the boat here, though. If something happened to the last one here… I’d rather head around to that sheltered cove and start from there.”

Anatoly tried not to grumble and merely submitted to Bentley’s authority. The boat was piloted out of the bay and round to the better, ‘safer’ bay that Bentley preferred to moor in. He jumped out of the boat as it pulled into the cove and went to tie the mooring rope, hoping that their search may soon be over.

While previously they had split up to cover the ground better, today they had chosen to search in a tighter formation. They all felt like they were getting closer to their quarry, and the boat wreckage had unsettled them. Before long they had spotted their first signs that someone had been here recently. Some of the sea-pinks and heather had been trampled by heavier feet than any sea-bird had, and it was almost possible to follow a path from the cove which indicated that it had been walked several times. Perhaps by someone unloading a boat in order to set up camp.

In fact they didn’t have to search too much for clues. There were patches of flattened ground where tents must have been pitched, and Thompson even found a few scraps of sweet papers, blown by the wind and caught on the heather. “I think we are on the right track, gents,” Thompson proclaimed.

Bentley was bending down to examine the ground where two tents had once been. He could just make out a few small holes where the tent pegs had once been. He thought of the tent that had blown miles away onto another island completely, and wondered just what had happened. Further over he spotted a slightly rusted tin can poking out of a hole.

“Someone’s definitely camped here within the past few days,” he said. “I wish we could say for sure that it was Bill and his lot. It’s likely, very likely, but I wish we could turn up something concrete. Let’s keep looking.”

The search began in earnest, the three men spreading out to cover as much ground as possible without losing sight of each other. Anatoly was checking under some bushes when there was a yell of shock from Bentley.

Anatoly sprang up, looking over to where Bentley had been the last time he looked. He had been searching a heathery area across to his left, but now there was no sign of him. Was it possible that there there someone else on the island, and that person had harmed Bentley?

Thompson appeared looking rushed and confused. “Where’s Bentley?” he demanded of Anatoly. “What happened?”

“I have no idea! He was there one minute,” Anatoly gestured towards where he had last seen Bentley, “and then he was gone!”

They gazed over the flattish ground that Bentley had been in the middle of. There was nowhere for him to hide – no rocks, no bushes, no trees. Even if he had been shot and was lying on the ground they should have been able to see him.

Then, from apparently nowhere, came Bentley’s voice. It was swearing profusely.

“Where are you?” Thompson called after exchanging puzzled and surprised looks with Anatoly as they started to move towards the source of the foul language.

“I’m down here. Watch your footing!” Bentley shouted back, his voice coming from low down, so low he appeared to be under the heather.

Thompson and Anatoly got to their knees and started pushing aside the heather, searching for Bentley. It didn’t take long for them to come across Bentley in a hole under the heather. “What on earth…?” Thompson asked, trying not to laugh at Bentley sprawling under him in a hole.

After a few more choice expletives Bentley growled something about the ground just disappearing beneath his feet. “I’m not hurt. Much,” he assured them, carefully getting up. His head broke free of the heather for a moment before he ducked back down. The next time he came up he was holding a scrap of paper, the sort that came out of a notebook. “Looks like someone else has been down here.”

To be continued…

 

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More of Enid Blyton’s Christmas stories

You may remember that I’ve written some posts about Blyton’s Christmas stories (as well as crafts and poems) before. I found so many that I had to split them into three posts, one for 1920-1945, one for 1946-1950, and the last covering 1951-1962. I’ve also done one looking at more Christmas bits from Enid Blyton’s Magazine.

Well, since then I have bought some more magazines and books and so turned up more of her Christmas works. I also found one I’d missed in the Bright Story Book. I’ve no doubt that there are many more to be found, so maybe I’ll be back next year with another of these posts.


A few magazine stories

One of the recent additions to my magazine collection is volume 2 issue 26, which is from December 1955. It contains two Christmas stories which I will detail for you. I’m not sure how I missed these before, as I’ve featured some of the crafts and other Christmassy bits from this issue already.

One Christmas Morning

This first story isn’t reprinted anywhere else to my knowledge.

The story is about Robert and Anna and begins a few days before Christmas. Both children are excited for Christmas day, but Robert is one of those inconsiderate children who you just know will have to learn a lesson before the story ends. He breaks a plant pot of his mother’s, forgets to post the last-minute Christmas cards, spills red ink on the tablecloth and slaps his sister.

He does feel bad about it all though and goes out to buy his family some extra presents to make up for it. On Christmas morning he wakes up to find his mother has followed through on her threat – his stocking from Father Christmas is full but the pillow-case which had been put out for family presents is quite empty.

He is understandably upset until he later discovers that Bonny the dog has chewed a hole in the pillow-case to get to some chocolates and his presents have just fallen down the side of the bed. Still, his accidental fright made him a much nicer boy!

It’s Christmas Time!

This can be found in the Fifteenth Tell-A-Story Book from 1966, and a few others, but later (including in Enid Blyton’s Christmas Treats by Hodder in 2017) it has been renamed Bunny’s First Christmas.

I can’t read this without singing it to the tune of Do They Know It’s Christmas? by Band Aid (the original from 1984, obviously, with those lines sung by Paul Young).

Needless to say this story is not Enid predicting a 1980s charity record. Instead it is about some toys in a toy-shop, a little rabbit toy in particular. His best friend is a sailor-doll and so he is most upset when the sailor-doll is sold to an old woman for her grand-daughter Mary and he is left in the shop.

He is soon sold, along with lots of other toys for a party. He finds himself disconcertingly near the top of a Christmas tree until he is given to a rather ungrateful boy called Peter. Peter is taking a jigsaw home for his sister, as she wasn’t well enough to go to the party, but she agrees she’d rather have the rabbit and so he keeps the jigsaw.

There is an even happier ending as the rabbit realises that Mary has been given a sailor-doll by her grandmother.


Some storybook stories

Most of these storybooks are not new to me, but several of the stories don’t have an obvious Christmas connection in the title – the first one excepted, I don’t know how I missed that one, especially as I used an illustration from it in Eileen Soper at Christmas.

One Christmas Eve

This is a slightly religious story from The Bright Story Book, originally published in a periodical called Crescendo, and it doesn’t appear that it has been published in any other collections.

Simon, a simple man, goes into a church on Christmas Eve to play his fiddle in front of the nativity scene and is briefly transported to a field of shepherds where he witness a group of angels singing Glory to God in the highest! Peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (This appears to be Luke 2:14 from the King James bible.)

When he returns to the church Simon still remembers the melody and although he cannot write it down he plays it for the people of the church.

The Cracker Fairies 

In this story (originally from Sunny Stories no 153 though I have it in the Lucky Story Book, and it has reprinted a few times including in Hodder’s Enid Blyton’s Christmas Wishes, 2020) Elsie and William are unhappy as they are confined to bed on Christmas day due to bad colds. Their mother is busy preparing for several family members to arrive for a meal so they are left alone.

Twelve fairies are passing and see how miserable the children are, and end up hiding in a pack of crackers to avoid the mother when she checks on the children. So of course when the children pull the crackers along with the hat and little toy, they discover a fairy in each one!

The fairies play with the children all afternoon and cheer them up, before leaving them with a tiny magic wand each.

I really feel for Elsie and William. They only have colds yet are not allowed out of bed on Christmas Day! They aren’t allowed any visitors and their mother is too busy for them. It seems laughable now that children would be confined to bed due to a simple cold.

Annabelle’s Little Thimble

This one is the last story in the Gay Story Book, and not easy to recognise as a Christmas story without actually reading it. It was first published in Sunny Stories in 1933, and has also been published as a single volume in 1972. It also appears in Enid Blyton’s Christmas Tales (Hodder, 2016).

It begins some time before Christmas as Annabelle is doing some sewing with her beloved silver thimble. She leaves it sitting out when her auntie arrives and their pet jackdaw Rascal immediately goes off with it. He sees cook, preparing the Christmas pudding and putting in lots of shiny silver things. He sneaks the thimble in too, to hide it away, and of course nobody thinks to look there!

Cook, well, I was about to say cooks the Christmas pudding but I suspect they are steamed? I’m not sure, I just know I don’t like them! Anyway, when the pudding is served on Christmas day Annabelle is reunited with her thimble as luckily it ended up in her slice. (All I can think of is that it’s a bit gross that the jackdaw pushed the thimble into the mixture and then moved it around with his beak, and then the family ate it. He’s a pet so probably cleaner than a wild bird, and the pudding was heated somehow, but still. Yuck).

The Little Piggy Boy

This is another non-Christmassy sounding story, from A Book of Naughty Children this time (Sunny Stories no 47 originally, and not republished). This story is similar to The Enormous Christmas Stocking from My Enid Blyton Book No.3 which came out six years later. (A description and illustration from that story can be found here.)

This story is about a greedy boy called Podgy. It says that he was called Podgy because he was so fat, so I wonder what his name really was! Even his mother calls him Podgy. Anyway, he’s fat because he eats too much. Many extra helpings of meals especially puddings and spends all his money on sweets.

His mother calls him a little piggy-boy and tells him not to be so greedy, how charming! At Christmas he puts up three stockings in the hope of three times the presents. When Santa Claus arrives he starts filling the three stockings but Podge sees he is filling them with turnips and potatoes!

He challenges Santa who says that he gives vegetables to pets, and that although he is surprised to find a pig in pyjamas in a bed, he will still fill the stockings. Podge argues he is a boy not a pig, but Santa doesn’t believe him and leaves him with the vegetables instead of toys.

Podge is embarrassed so he removes the vegetables, he’d rather his mother think Santa forgot him than thought him a pig! He learns a lesson from this and starts to slim down.

Poor Podge! Brought up with no limits on food, clearly, allowed to eat six cakes for pudding, and all his mother can do is call him names! Even Santa is pretty harsh – fair enough punish him for being greedy over Christmas presents, like he did to Margery in the story linked to above, but no need for so many personal comments about his appearance. Perhaps it’s not surprising that it wasn’t used again after The Book of Naughty Children.

On Christmas Night

This is a slightly strange story. It’s also a very short one, just two pages, less really as there are two large illustrations. It features twins Dan and Daisy who appear in over a dozen short stories in the Foyle’s Flower Story Books – this one being in The Foxglove Story book. Originally it was published in Good Housekeeping in 1945, but also appears in The Enchanted Bellows and Other Stories in 1996 (Award version) and 2015 (Bounty).

Dan and Daisy really want to see Santa Claus when he comes so they set up some traps for him – a bowl of water, a pile of books, a load of string tied everywhere. In the night someone spills the water, knocks over the books and gets caught in the string. Only it’s not Santa, it’s their father who is rather cross and mutters that they won’t have a single thing in their stockings if this is the way they behave!

The last line is “Perhaps he will fill our stockings,” whispered Daisy. He did – but they didn’t deserve it, did they?

I think this is odd as it’s so ambiguous, as an adult I laugh because I know what Daddy was doing in their bedroom in the middle of the night but of course the twins don’t. The last line refers only to he as well, so is this a Blyton nod to the parents perhaps reading this to their children? If so it’s unusual for her, she doesn’t normally include jokes for the grown ups in the way that, say, Disney movies do.

The Christmas Party

This second Christmas story from The Foxglove Story Book is perhaps half a page longer than the previous one. Originally published in Teachers World in 1931 it might appear in some newer collections but it’s hard to know as Blyton frequently reused titles for new stories.

It is about Donald, an only child who is home-schooled and so doesn’t have any friends. Just after Christmas he is out in the garden wearing his new Red Indian suit and he ends up being dragged into the fancy-dress party next door, as someone thinks he is a late invited guest.

He has a lovely time at the party, there is a wonderful party tea, after which they play musical chairs and there’s a conjurer to amuse them. Despite nobody knowing Donald everyone likes him as he is well-mannered and friendly to everyone. He wins the prize for the best fancy-dress outfit and tells everyone he can’t accept as he wasn’t even invited (he did try to tell them at first but nobody was listening). The hosts are kind and say he can keep the prize and must come to play again.

Bit strange that they didn’t notice an extra child! Or that the boy next door was there without being invited (maybe the costume was so good he was unrecognisable, though!)

The Extraordinary Christmas Tree

From the Water-Lily Story Book this story was first published in Sunny Stories no 395, and quite possibly appears in a few post 1990 books too, it’s definitely in Enid Blyton’s Christmas Tales by Hodder (2016).

It is about two naughty imps, Ping and Pong, who steal a Christmas tree from Witch Green-Eyes’ garden. They assume it’s one of her trees that grows presents on Christmas morning, but in fact it’s one of the ones that grows enormous overnight, perfect for big Christmas parties. By Christmas morning it has grown through their bedroom floor from the room downstairs and later it’s through the roof.

The only way to get rid of it is to ask Witch Green-Eyes. In typical Blyton style the naughty elves are well-punished for their thefts in more than one way.


And a puzzle

Christmas-Tree Teaser

I won’t describe this, I’ll just add a scan so you can try to solve it yourselves! (Click the picture to see it larger; the blue parcel near the top reads PINTAS in case anyone’s struggling).

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Monday #399

In case anyone missed it, last week I posted a warning that the Christmas content was about to begin. I think we all need a bit of festive cheer at the moment!

More Christmas stories by Enid Blyton

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent, chapter 20

I often watch to see the postman coming to the door,
He’s brought us lots of parcels, and he keeps on bringing more,
Mummy says she’s keeping mine till Christmas Day is here,
And I feel so excited, for it’s really getting near!

– Christmas from The Teachers World 1922

This is a bit like our house as the moment, lots of parcels arriving and swiftly being hidden away! Not sure like mine will look like the ones below once they’re wrapped but I can always hope.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 19

Last time Bill and Horace had an interesting conversation.

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Chapter 19

After they combed the rest of the wreckage Bentley ordered them to take a short break. There were no signs that anyone else had been on the beach, nor that the boat had been broken up at that point. There wasn’t nearly enough material to account for a whole boat, suggesting that it had come to harm elsewhere and the tides had carried some debris to their current location.

They lit a small fire and boiled some water to make camp coffee. It wasn’t cold but both the fire and the hot drink provided a little comfort.

Bentley tried his best to rally his despondent men. “We don’t yet know that anything has happened to Cunningham,” he reminded them.

“Doesn’t look good, though,” Thompson said.

Anatoly looked glumly into his cup as the others spoke. He didn’t want to believe that Bill and the children might actually be at the bottom of the sea. He felt sure that he would have sensed it if it was true. He couldn’t lose both of his father figures in such a short time. “Maybe the boat broke free of its mooring during the storm? And Smugs and the children are stranded on one of these islands?” he suggested.

Bentley nodded approvingly. The new agent was obviously emotionally invested in this search – well, they all were, but clearly Anatoly the most – and yet he was still thinking rationally. “I think that’s a likely enough scenario. There are plenty of possibilities yet. We’ve not found any signs of foul play at least.” Or any bodies, he added in his head.

“If I know Bill, he would have bedded them down somewhere that can be defended and is well hidden,” Thompson added. “That could be any number of these islands. I suspect they all have handy hiding places.”

Bentley tipped his head back to drain the last of the coffee from his tin mug and set it down decisively. “Well, I doubt he’s on this island, he’d have spotted us by now if he was, but we’d better do a thorough sweep to be sure.”

The others nodded in agreement and stood up, hoping that they were all right about Bill and the children being alive. Thompson and Anatoly drained their mugs as well and got to their feet to start what felt like the hundredth hunt of their few days at sea.

That evening Bill and Horace had visitors to their shack again. The last three times they had continued to assert that he and Horace were comrades of some kind, both of them working against whatever these men were doing on their desolate Scottish island.

Instead being interrogated, however, they were surprised to find themselves with sacks over their heads before being led out of the shack and into the fresh sea air. There were half a dozen men around them, so little likelihood of escape, so Bill just tried to keep a track of their route. As he hadn’t seen anything of the island when he arrived, it was a bit pointless. Still, it kept him focussed. For a while it was a dirt path underfoot, with occasional muddy points where it had been churned by repeated footsteps, and then it changed to wooden planks.

The sound of the sea was closer again here and he thought they might be on a jetty of some kind. He heard Horace scream followed by a thud and he immediately tried to twist away from the two men holding him, anticipating that this was the end and they were both being got rid of at that very moment. They hadn’t tied him up this time so even blind as he was under the thick sack he was able to send one man into the water with a satisfying splash but then another was on him and he felt the cold butt of a gun against his back.

“Just you behave now,” he was warned, the gun being pressed harder, urging him to move forward. After a bit of awkward manoeuvring he found himself on an unsteady surface, the motion telling him that it was a boat. Despite longing to escape the island, he wasn’t sure this was a positive move at all.

“Turn and go down the ladder,” the man with the gun ordered him and he felt blindly with his feet for the ladder, going down into a chamber within the boat. The hatch above was closed just as he ripped the sack off, and he turned to find Horace sitting on the floor holding his ankle.

“What did you scream for?” he asked in irritation.

“They pushed me down the hatch,” he said in a plaintive voice.

Bill rolled his eyes. “Do you have no gumption?” he snapped angrily. “I thought they had killed you. I almost got shot because I was about to fight for my life!”

“I had been pushed off a cliff for all I knew!” Horace replied angrily, pulling himself up using the bench on the side of the cabin and sitting down on it.

Bill sneered, and turned his head away from Horace in frustration. This man was a liability. He was going to get them both killed. He wondered where the men were moving them to, and if he was going to be killed and dumped over the side of the boat so his body would never be found. Bill hoped the children would survive and get back to civilisation and get some help, but by then he was convinced that it would be too late for him.

Calming down Bill made a careful examination of the cabin. There were no windows and only the one door – the one they had come through – which was securely bolted on the outside. Inside the cabin was disappointingly bare. Clearly it had been emptied in preparation for holding prisoners. The bench was bolted to the wall, and the table to the floor. There were a couple of old blankets in one corner and a lantern hanging from the ceiling, and Horace, sitting on the bench nursing his ankle.

To be continued…

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Enid Blyton Christmas gift guide 2020

I feel like this gets harder every year! I suppose it does as I don’t reuse products, and rely on either things that have come out in the past year or things I’ve somehow missed. There doesn’t seem to be much out this year apart from the usual short stories and a couple of books to do with the Malory Towers TV series.

Anyway, here’s what I have found.


New book ideas

Hodder have been busy as there were quite a few ‘new’ Enid Blyton books out this year – and the preorder list for next year looks even longer!

There were four bumper collections of short stories this year; Christmas Wishes, Nature Stories, Stories of Rotten Rascals and Magical Fairy Tales.

Christmas Wishes, Nature Stories, Stories of Rotten Rascals, Magical Fairy Tales. All £6.99 from Waterstones.

Also out is a collection of letters from Bobs, Enid Blyton’s terrier, which were published in Teachers World originally.

Bones and Biscuits: Letters from a Dog Named Bob, normally £9.99 but currently £8.49 from Waterstones.

Another collection is Are We There Yet? Which contains all six of the Caravan Family books, and just over £1 per book too!

Are We There Yet? £6.99 from Waterstones.

The popularity of the new Malory Towers TV series has meant there’s a novelisation of the series out now too, perfect for anyone who loved the show.

Darrell and Friends Malory Towers, £6.99 from Waterstones.

There was also one new Famous Five For Grown-Ups by Bruno Vincent. If you know someone who wants to be reminded of the rather miserable 2020 we’ve endured there’s Five Go Absolutely Nowhere. (How long Julian’s laptop battery would last on Kirrin island may be addressed in the story, I don’t know).

Five Go Absolutely Nowhere, £8.99 from Waterstones.

The last official Blyton-related book I found is The Magic Faraway Tree: Silky’s Story which is a chunky hardback picture book with a new story by Jean Willis.

The Magic Faraway Tree: Silky’s Story, £12.99 from Waterstones.

I also found one I’d quite like to read (my library has a copy, but whether or not I can get ahold of it is the question). It’s Favourite Stories of Courageous girls, and features 24 courageous girls from children’s books, including George of the Famous Five.

Favourite Stories of Courageous Girls,  £6.99 from Waterstones.

And lastly, if you know a series Enid Blyton fan, and have quite a lot of money to spend, there’s Reading Enid Blyton. This is a fairly positive-sounding look at Blyton’s work, but it’s published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing so I think it’s maybe a dissertation/thesis work rather than a regular book. That might explain the price too.

Reading Enid Blyton, preorder for £61.99 from Waterstones.


Handmade gifts

I always love browsing Etsy for presents, and OK some of these might be machine printed but they’re small scale by small sellers.

The comedy group who perform the Bumper Blyton Improvised Adventure (I went to their show at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years ago) have their on Etsy shop with two Blyton-themed gifts. One is a Blyton-inspired tea towel featuring phrases such as what a fathead, oh goody goody and you’re a real brick. The other is a pin badge of a bottle of ginger-beer with lashings of ginger beer on it.

Tea towel, £7 and pin, £6 both from Etsy.

I also found some nice Noddy jewelry from a shop called CherishbyNicola. Below are a keyring, earrings and pendant but there are other styles and designs too.

Keyring,£9, earrings, £16 and pendant, £16, from CherishbyNicola on Etsy.

I also like these Noddy book earrings (anything book shaped is a winner with me!) by MulticolouredMagpie.

Earrings, £9.99 by MulticolouredMagpie on Etsy.

Not new, but something I bought last year for Stef is this Famous Five print by TheCQforKids.

Print, from £8, by TheQCforKids on Etsy.

And lastly there were some nice mugs featuring book covers, too. One with Famous Five paperbacks from different eras, and the other with Dragon Malory Towers paperbacks.

Famous Five mug, normally £14.99 but currently £13.49, and Malory Towers mug, normally £15.99 but currently £14.39, both by CultandObscure on Etsy.


Subscriptions

It can be difficult to get to the post office at the moment, if you’re shielding or in lock down especially. It’s not a good year to buy restaurant vouchers or event tickets, really, but a subscription for books or magazines might be appreciated.

Firstly, you could subscribe to the Enid Blyton Society on behalf of the person you are giving it to and then over a year three journals would be sent to them, and they’d also get access to the members only section of the website.

Subscriptions are £12 for UK residents, £20 for those in Europe and £27 for anywhere else in the world. The Journal is a non-profit magazine and so the charges simply cover the printing and postage.

Or, if they like audiobooks, there are a lot of Enid Blyton books now on Audible with more being added all the time. The titles below are in my library but there are so, so many more from the new short story collections to the Faraway Tree and Wishing Chair books to Cherry Tree Farm and Galliano’s Circus. There are also tons of books that would appeal to Blyton fans whether they are old or young.

Memberships start at £7.99 for one month up to £69.99 for a year.


Happy shopping!

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Monday #398

A word of warning, I’m about to start using the C-word on the blog from this week. That’s right, it’s less than six weeks until Christmas!

Christmas gift guide 2020

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 19


Talking of Christmas…

Stef and I plan to write a short fan fic for Christmas this year, but we need help deciding who we should write about. You can choose your favourite idea below!

(I have had some technical difficulties with the poll, namely the admin results page not being found by the host website… I have managed to set it to show me the results here now, but had to do some test votes in the process. At the moment Bill and Anatoly are in the lead but I voted for them three times so won’t count those!)

*** Poll is now closed ***

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 18

Last time Anatoly and his team found some of the wreckage from the Lucky Star and Bill met Horace Tipperlong.

cunningham and petrov


Chapter 18

For a few minutes after the men had left them Bill and Horace sat in silence. Bill was trying to work out if this man was in fact an agent of any kind, or if he truly was as he said, a bird watcher.

After a time Horace turned troubled eyes to Bill. “I say,” he said feebly. “What a cheek to not believe us!”

Bill made a non committal grunting noise. “I suppose they must mean business if they don’t believe that you are a bird watcher,” he added.

“But I AM a bird-watcher!” Horace protested. “Why does no-one seem to believe that today? First those dreadful children accuse me of being an enemy, attack me and steal my boat, and now this!”

Bill’s ears pricked up at that, “Dreadful children? What dreadful children?” he asked, trying to sound merely intrigued. He couldn’t have run into the children, could he?

“A group of absolutely wild children on one of these islands,” Horace said indignantly. “I suppose they were playing a game, they were talking about enemies and a lot of other nonsense. One of them attacked me and pushed me into a hole in the ground!” He made a fist and banged it into the dirt floor of the shack. “I demanded they release me immediately but they had the most enormous stick and they cracked me over the head with it more than once!”

“I’m sure children would never be that brutal,” he ventured, relieved that the children had seemingly evaded capture and were doing well. “When did you come across them?”

“Just this morning. And I assure you that they were positively blood-thirsty. Why, even the girls were brandishing that stick at me!”

“There were girls there too?” Bill asked casually.

“Two of them. And two boys,” Horace replied.

“So what were they like. These wild boys, and girls?” Bill asked, wanting to be absolutely sure they were talking about Jack, Philip, Dinah and Lucy-Ann. It was extremely unlikely that Horace had run into four other children on these desolate islands, but on the other hand if he was an enemy spy, he could have seen the children from afar and be pretending to have met them.

“The two I saw must have been brother and sister,” Horace said, appeased enough to continue. “Red hair. Lots of freckles. The boy was Jack, and the girl was… Louise-Anne or something like that. I didn’t see the other two as I was in the hole by then.”

Bill contemplated that. It was unlikely that Horace could have learned their names without getting close enough to have been seen by the children. It seemed that his story might be true after all.

“They had a parrot, or a cockatiel, something of that sort, too. I thought it was an unusual sea-bird at first, and then it started talking.”

“Oh yes? What did it say?” Bill asked, finding it all very funny now he knew it was ‘his’ children, but trying to keep the laughter out of his voice. He could well imagine the strong willed children making this ridiculous little man very scared by just being loud and having Kiki making her screeching noises. Bill thought he might even have been scared had it been him on the receiving end of this treatment from the children.

“Oh, just noises mostly. It imitated me a few times, I think. And it knew some nursery rhymes, pop goes the weasel or some other nonsense…” Horace trailed off, suddenly seeming less sure of himself. “But that might have just been the knocks to the head making me think I’d heard it talking, of course.”

“Are you sure they really knocked you on the head?” Bill asked sceptically. He wouldn’t have put it past the boys, or perhaps even Dinah to have hit someone they considered a danger, but Horace looked like he’d need nothing more than a gentle push to disarm him.

“Quite sure,” Horace said coldly. “They were adamant that I not escape, lest I spoilt their plans to steal my boat.”

Bill had to swallow a chuckle. “Steal your boat you say? Surely they had a boat of their own?”

“They said that theirs had been smashed up in a storm, but they were probably telling tales. They were spinning all these stories about enemies and I’m not sure they remembered what they’d made up and what was real! They were utterly mad! Kept talking about some chap that I’d apparently attacked and kidnapped… now what was his name? Will? Or was it Phil?” He looked over at Bill and frowned. “What did you say your name was again?”

“Bill, it’s Bill,” said Bill smoothly. “So you were kidnapped, by children and a talking parrot eh? Are you sure you didn’t just have a bump to the head, old chap?”

“Yes, I told you, those children hit me several times!” Horace insisted, but he sounded less sure of himself now. “I don’t believe half of what they said, of course.”

Bill was a bit worried about the idea that his boat has been smashed up. He wondered if the storm had caused the boat to break on the rocks or the men who had captured him had smashed the boat thinking him to be on his own. “How long were you their ‘prisoner’?” Bill asked, injecting a convincing amount of disbelief into his voice. He didn’t want Horace to think that he believed him.

“Look, I know that it all sounds utterly fantastical, but I can assure you that it is all true! I’ve told you more details than could be made up,” Horace said in irritation. “I was only there an afternoon, really. By evening they had disappeared, and by the time that I realised no-one was waiting with that stick, these other chaps had arrived and got hold of me.”

“So you weren’t a prisoner long then, by the sounds of it.”

“Long enough!” Horace folded his arms. “Why are you asking so many questions? It’s obvious that you don’t believe me.”

“I didn’t say that!” Bill said in a pacifying tone. “I was asking you questions wasn’t I?” By this point he was sure that Horace was not an enemy agent. At least, Bill hoped that was  the case. If this man was an enemy, he was a very convincing twit.

To be continued…

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Lego Blyton: The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair

During lockdown (the first one if you’re in England, the only one so far if you’re in Scotland) I did some Blyton-themed Lego builds. I’ve already shared Five On a Treasure Island, Five On a Hike Together and an entirely imagined Secret Seven scene involving pirates.

Now it’s time for The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair. Please don’t expect too much, here!


The Magic Faraway Tree

I had to take apart my Harry Potter Aragog’s Lair set for this, and that formed the top of the Faraway Tree peeking out of the sky between some clouds.

The tree top provides the landing spot for the various worlds that come by. The first of these was the Land of Presents.

Then the Land of Birthdays.

This land comes with a table set for a party, with a birthday cake in the middle.

After that the dreaded Land of Dame Slap arrives. Dame Slap is at her blackboard ready to instruct (and punish) any pupils who dare enter her classroom.

As you can see in the close ups she has a cane (actually a wand) in her hand, ready to point at her maths word and the map, or for a bit of corporal punishment. She is also wearing a pirate outfit as I have an extremely limited Lego wardrobe.


The Wishing Chair

This was admittedly a bit of an after-thought, after I found some wing-shaped pieces.

If you look closely you’ll notice that there are only three wings as that’s all I could find… so it might be a bit wobbly as it flies!


And that is the end of my Enid Blyton adventures in Lego. I’d love for them to make some real sets, but I’m not holding my breath.

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Monday #397

I went back to work last week, returned half a dozen library books but have already come home with another one… oh well. I’m only back for around half of my normal hours so in theory that leaves plenty of time for reading.

Lego Blyton: The Magic Faraway Tree and The Wishing Chair

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 18

Roger prided himself on his strength, and while Miss Pepper was hunting for the missing sandals, he dragged the trunk to the top of the stairs.

He set it flat and gave it a push. It cascaded down the stairs with a thunderous noise, arriving in the hall at top speed. Snoek the cat got the fright of her life as the trunk rumbled past where she sat on the stairs, waiting to pounce on someone coming down. She leapt into the air, and then tore like a streak of lightning into Diana’s bedroom, as Miss Pepper was coming out in a hurry. Snoek shot between her ankles and landed on the bed, all her fur standing on end and her tail twice its usual size.

Roger behaves in a very Snubby-like way and gives Snoek the fright of her life as they are packing to go on holiday in The Rubadub Mystery.

 

 

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