Monday #386

I think my library will be opening again this week, but with limited staffing offering a click/call and collect service. That means I won’t be back yet but I can perhaps get some new books!

Malory Towers on TV: a look at the series as a whole

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 7

Out of the slowly moving mists rose a tall, steep hill, whose rocky sides were as steep as cliffs. The hill seemed to swim in the mists, and to have no roots in the earth. It was covered with buildings which even at that distance looked old and quaint.

Where is Blyton describing? Castaway Hill of course!

 

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Lego Blyton: The Secret Seven

I’d rather forgotten about these Lego scenes I did a while ago. I posted about the Five On a Treasure Island one, and Five on a Hike Together and now it’s the Secret Seven’s turn.


The Secret Seven and the Curse of the Pirates

This is not another Pamela Butchart sequel, but I decided to make up my own story for this scene rather than try to recreate something from the books which I’ve only read once.

Below is the Seven and Scamper (an entirely different dog to Timmy, honest!) meeting in Peter and Janet’s shed. The biscuit tin is in the middle of the table and hot drinks have been provided.

Peter is taking charge as usual and calling the meeting to order. Then all of a sudden something appears at the window. A skull and crossbones. An upside-down skull and crossbones to be precise.

The Seven and Scamper rush outside to investigate, Colin still clutching his mug. It’s Susie, Binkie and Jeff in their pirate costumes, come to annoy the Seven.

Peter is furious and brandishes a broom at the trio, warning them to get off the shed roof as they have a very important meeting to hold.

Susie just laughs as the broom is far too short to be of any use. “You just try and climb up here, Peter, and you’ll be sorry!” she shouts, waving her cutlass.


I rather expect the Seven will have to slink off and hold their important meeting somewhere else as Susie has won here!

 

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 6

Bill has headed off to Scotland in his new disguise with the Mannering/Trent children, leaving Anatoly behind to man the wireless.


cunningham and petrov

Chapter 6

Just after six the next morning Anatoly stumbled into the SIS offices, poured himself a coffee and headed upstairs.

“You’re in early,” said the woman sitting at the desk.

“Do I not know it,” he said wryly, taking sip of coffee. “Roscoe should have booked me a room?” he added.

She raised an eyebrow at him. “Chief Roscoe,” she said, “doesn’t make bookings. One of his staff will have, though. Name?”

“Petrov,” Anatoly supplied with a wry smile. “Roscoe will have authorised it, even if he did not book it himself.” He waited patiently for her to check her list.

“Petrov… Petrov…” she said slowly, running a manicured finger down her clipboard. He felt she was deliberately making him wait for his lack of respect when talking about the chief. The feeling seemed to be proven right when the red fingernail slid back up to near the top before she found what she was looking for. “Room eight.”

He tipped his coffee cup at her. “Thank you,” he said over his shoulder. He pushed the door to room eight open, turned on the light, and surveyed the dreariness of the room. He was going to be in here for at least the next two weeks and wasn’t looking forward to it but he was used to roughing it, but with meals on wheels as a perk.

The chair looked reasonably comfortable at least, and he dropped his tall frame into it after setting the coffee down. The wireless was top-of-the-range, all the SIS one were, and so he switched it on, let it warm up and then tuned it into the frequency that Bill would be using for his messages. He yawned even as he finished his coffee and rubbed his face. He would need to come up with some way to amuse himself as he waited for contact.

He stretched out, took off his jacket and began to empty his pockets. He pulled out his note book, a pen, a book and the morning’s paper, and arranged them on the desk in front of him. He knew he probably wouldn’t hear anything much until the afternoon, when Henty was supposed to radio in but the radio had to be on in case Bill needed to get hold of them should he run into any trouble.

As he expected, he was left in peace all morning. He read the paper, did the crossword and read a few chapters of his book before he got restless. There was still hours until a lunch would be brought in for him so he took the time to do a workout; taking off his tie and rolling up his sleeves before doing a series of push ups and sit ups.

Around 11, there was a rattle outside and he knew that the tea woman was on her rounds. There was a knock on the door. “Tea, love?”

He ran a hand through his unruly hair, hoping that he didn’t look too untidy after his early start and impromptu work out. “I could murder a cup,” he said with a grin, using a phrase he heard all too often around the offices.

She gave him a little wry smile. “With milk and sugar?”

He nodded. “Perfect.”

She nodded and came back with a tray with a milky cup of tea and a plate with two digestive biscuits on it. “There you are, dear. One lump or two?” she asked, holding the tongs above a little sugar bowl.

“Oh two, definitely. Please.”

“Most everyone says that,” she said with a laugh. “I ought to stop asking, really.”

He laughed too. “Well, it is not as if we can have that many at home, not with the rationing.”

She nodded in agreement, “I don’t know many who have sugar at home.”

“No, it always seems to go as soon as you get any,” he said glumly. “Anyway, thanks for this.” He raised the cup as a salute and turned to the wireless as it made another of its little beeps, this time accompanied by a short burst of static. He waited, hearing the tea-woman closing the door behind her, wondering if this time there was actually a message to come.

“3956 reporting,” said a voice, and Anatoly grabbed his notepad and pen quickly. 3956 was Henty’s code number.

“3847 receiving,” Anatoly said clearly, pen poised to take notes.

“The boat has been handed to 2890, and he and his friends are safely off. Over.”

“Message received. Over and out.” Anatoly made a note of the time and sat back. So Bill and the children were out at sea somewhere now. Well, that was good. He turned off the microphone and then reached for the phone and asked the switch board for Chief Roscoe’s office. He’d want to know about the safe handover.

“Chief Roscoe is in a meeting, may I take a message?” his secretary said coolly. She was the gate-keeper of the Chief, like a Rottweiler on guard, it was her duty to keep anything from bothering him unless it was either desperately urgent or already in his diary.

“3956 has made contact. The hand over to 2890 is complete.”

She repeated the message carefully, out of politeness he assumed. She wouldn’t have made it to Chief’s receptionist if she couldn’t write down a message like that without making a mistake. “Anything else?”

“No, that is all.”

“I’ll see that he gets your message.”

He hung up and sat back with a sigh. It wasn’t even noon yet, and he wouldn’t be relieved until eight o’clock. The rest of the day passed in a haze of boredom. His book turned out to be quite dull, and apart from his lunch being delivered at one, and another cup of tea at three, he was left to his own devices. As expected, there was no contact from Bill that evening.

The next day was just as slow – he had a different book, at least, but there were only so many chapters he could read in one sitting. He did his work out twice; once in the morning and again in the late afternoon. The afternoon cup of tea had come with a sandwich at least; the tea-woman knew he was stuck there until eight and had brought that to keep him going which he appreciated. He put it aside until five, then devoured it.

About seven thirty the radio beeped and Anatoly, who, to his shame had dozed off ever so slightly, jerked awake, blinked several times and then scrambled to the radio receiver. “3847 receiving,” he said, scrambling for his pencil and paper and stifling a yawn

“2890 reporting,” Bill repeated. “Are you receiving? Over.”

“Receiving loud and clear, over” Anatoly said sticking to the script. He knew that, although he’d have have enjoyed having a conversation with Bill, he had to stick to short curt predetermined service script because the longer one was on radio the more likely they were to have the messages infiltrated.

“A message for my aunt first,” Bill said. “We’ve arrived and set up camp. Weather is lovely and there’s plenty of wildlife. Everyone is well and looking forward to exploring. I hope she’s feeling better soon.” Anatoly knew that he was at liberty to make that message a bit less vague for Mrs Mannering, and he would do that, for now he just scribbled it down.

“Message received,” he confirmed. “Any further messages?”

“You’d like it here, we even spotted a plane today,” Bill said over the wireless, hoping Anatoly would understand that the appearance of a plane overhead in the middle of nowhere wasn’t the best sign.

Anatoly wrote “plane,” on his notepad and sat for a moment, letting that sink in. There shouldn’t be any planes where Bill was. It wasn’t on any flight paths. There weren’t any airfields for god knows how many miles.

“Did it come in to land?” he asked.

“No,” said Bill, “we just watched it overhead.”

“I will pass that on,” Anatoly said, cursing the fact they hadn’t come up with a comprehensive list of codes for such a situation.

“I have no further information for now,” Bill said. “Will report again tomorrow.”

“Received,” Anatoly said. He wanted to warn Bill not to let his guard down, but held his tongue. “Over and out.”

To be continued…

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Five Have a Wonderful Time

Well, this is embarrassing. My last review in the Famous Five series was Five Go Down to the Sea. That’s book #12. Five Have a Wonderful Time is book #11.

I would like to pass this off as me being rebellious and reviewing them in a non-standard order or being clever and reviewing them in an order that benefits some sort of astute insights. But I can’t. The truth is I accidentally missed out Five Have a Wonderful Time, which I can’t understand seeing as they are shelved in series order.

But anyway, I am here, writing now to fix my egregious error.

Five Have a Wonderful Time ranks 13th in my Famous Five rankings, so it’s just below the middle. I think in my rankings I said I found the number of adults involved irritating, and the vague title doesn’t help.


A story in how many parts?

Part one: The boys and Anne are camping and George joins them.
Part two: The fair-folk arrive and stand off against the Five before Jo arrives.
Part three: The Five plus Jo start investigating the face at the window in the castle.


Where’s George?

We start this book with just Julian, Dick and Anne on holiday. It’s rare for the Five to be apart like that especially at the beginning of a book, so there has to be a good reason. George has been bathing in April and staying in too long according to her mother, and has caught a cold which has precluded her from going caravanning.

So at first the other three are having a good time on holiday but missing George and Timmy, while George is stropping around in irritation that she’s stuck at Kirrin instead of with her cousins.

Their disparate worlds briefly collide when Julian calls to ask if Uncle Quentin is all right as two scientists have gone missing. His concerns are dismissed, as of course Quentin is absolutely fine but this is a nice early hint that adventure is on the way.

Julian only speaks to Aunt Fanny on the phone but George and Timmy are properly reunited with the others by page 21 (and the story starts on page 9!).


Scientists and fair-folk

This section is surprisingly tense and exciting. There are several books with long, slow, meandering beginnings, and others where there are odd happenings early-ish, but there are two story lines running here one of which gets very tense.

Firstly we have more details about the missing scientists who appear to have walked out and [taken] important papers with them. The word defecting isn’t used but there’s talk of them being traitors and selling secrets. Terry-Kane bought ticket to Paris, so he looks guilty at least. (I can never remember which one’s which between Terry-Kane and Pottersham, but I remember one has huge eyebrows). Later Pottersham is said to be in the pay of a country unfriendly to us which is sinister if a bit vague. Blyton wouldn’t have wanted to offend any readers by mentioning their country, of course. There have been many reported sightings of the pair abroad – but of course if you’ve read the book you know they’re false sightings as they’re rather a lot closer than that.

And the other story line now – the field their caravans are in suddenly starts filling with the caravans of fair-folk. There are Mr Slither and his pythons, Bufflo and his whip (and Skippy his wife), Mr India-Rubber who can wriggle about bonelessly, Alfredo the fierce-looking fire eater and his tiny wife Anita, and a man who can untie himself from any ropes.

The Five like circus and fair-folk but immediately get off on the wrong foot with this lot when Timmy barks at Mr Slither’s snakes. They didn’t have a chance, really, anyway, as the fair-folk have had a bad time recently with a cage of canaries being set free and the police being called on them so they are adamant that they won’t have children near them. Mr India-Rubber says there’s Us-folk and you-folk, and they don’t mix. Bufflo warns them off, the rope man warns them off, Mr India-Rubber warns them and does a strangle wriggle across the ground that knocks Julian and Dick off their feet.

So suddenly their idyllic camping ground has become an unpleasant place to be. They can’t move on as unlike in Five Go Off in a Caravan they have no horses. It’s quite horrible, actually, seeing the Five being bullied by adults and nobody there to help them out. Julian does some standing up to them but he’s not as strong as against, say, Mr Stick or Tiger Dan. Perhaps because he’s stuck in such close quarters with several enemies.

It all comes to a head when the Five’s caravans go missing. They aren’t far away – just in the next field – but the Farmer is furious and they’re in rather a pickle.

The fair-folk won’t bring the caravans back and it reaches a stand off with them vs Julian and Dick (fierce as George is even she doesn’t demand to go along) until Jo shows up.

I actually find this a really disappointing resolution to this problem. Jo runs up and declares how wonderful the Five are, and as Alfredo is her uncle they all listen to her and change their tune.

For me it’s such a pity that Julian, Dick and Timmy don’t hold their own against the fair-folk when they’ve done so against much tougher enemies including armed ones. I would have liked it if they had managed to resolve the problems themselves – perhaps by saving a caravan from burning, rescuing one of the fair animals from drowning or something.

It’s also disappointing that the fair-folk don’t really learn a lesson here. They accept the Five as Jo says they are decent but there’s no comeuppance for their bullying or unfair judgement of the Five. (You’d think as fair-folk were so often unfairly judged as thieves and trouble makers etc that they’d be a bit less quick to judgement themselves).

Julian is relieved but still has a mind to push off home – and I’d be the same. I know it’s cutting your nose to spite your face but why would you want to be around people who can be so nasty for no reason? He says it’s a matter of pride and I really know where he’s coming from with that. It’s a bit Elizabeth Allen-ish, actually, when she thinks it’s feeble to change her mind to stay at Whyteleaf when she said she’d go.

But of course they stay – the story would end right in the middle of the book otherwise! What changes Julian’s mind is he and Dick spotting a face with pronounced eyebrows at the window in the castle’s tower. One of the missing scientists had very strong eyebrows, and as the face was seen after the castle closed to visitors for the day, it’s something they have to look into.

Dick spots someone at a castle window in “Five Have a Wonderful Time” illustrated by Eileen Soper


I will be back with the rest of the story plus my lengthy list of nitpicks in a week or two.

Next post: Five Have a Wonderful Time part 2

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Monday #385

Another week where I’m not back at work, so I thought we’d have three posts for a change.

Five Have a Wonderful Time

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 6

and

Lego Blyton: The Secret Seven

Amelia carefully let herself down from the tree-branch and sat on the top of the red umbrella, holding on to the little stick that stuck up from the bottom. The bear didn’t know anything about Amelia doing this, for he couldn’t see through the umbrella!

He thought that his umbrella was very heavy, though.

Amelia Jane plays a trick on the teddy bear in Amelia Jane is Tired from Amelia Jane Again!.

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 5

After crashing at Anatoly’s place Bill has been to get his disguise sorted and is now making his final arrangements for travel.


cunningham and petrovChapter 5

Bill was already there when Anatoly got back to his bedsit, and he did a double-take as he saw a bearded man sitting in his chair. “What-” he began, then recognised Bill’s twinkling eyes.

“Do you like my beard?” Bill asked with a grin.

“It is quite convincing,” Anatoly answered, dumping his case of files on the bed and taking a closer look. “You can really not tell it is fake unless you look closely.”

“Hopefully, apart from the children, no one will get close enough to tell the difference,” Bill said with a smile. “Are those files anything to do with me?”

“They are all to do with you. I have never met anyone who could generate so much paperwork in a bid to disappear,” Anatoly said with a false tone of weariness.

“Well I’m a very important person to make disappear,” chuckled Bill. He gestured to the papers, “May I?”

“Of course. There are maps of some islands you might want to visit, details of where and when to meet the boat you will be using, the train timetable… Oh and some papers and documents pertaining to a Dr Walker which is to be your new identity.”

Bill nodded and picked up the sheaf of papers, setting them down on the small table. He nodded to the side, “I brought fish and chips by the way.”

“Oh good, I am starving,” Anatoly said, reaching over and grabbing a greasy newspaper wrapped bundle.

Bill smiled as Anatoly dug into the fish and chips has if he hadn’t eaten since the toast at breakfast, which in all likelihood, he hadn’t. Bill would have preferred that Anatoly took more care of himself but he also knew that being a junior in their job meant having to do a lot of running around after all the higher ups, and often abandoning meals half-way through if they were even sat down to in the first place.

“So you are leaving this evening, then?” Anatoly said between mouthfuls, slowing down now that more than half of the meal had gone.

“Yes, I need to leave in a few hours get to Euston for nine-thirty to meet the children,” Bill explained, double-checking the tickets from the bundle of papers.

Anatoly was quiet as he finished the fish and chips, as he was thinking hard. “Should I… I mean… Would it be a good idea for me to follow on?” he asked. “Just in case there is any trouble.” He was keen to do so, keen to be of help, but he worried that it might sound as if he didn’t think Bill could take care of himself.

Bill paused on a chip for a moment, “Yes, that isn’t half a bad idea, lad! Just make sure you aren’t followed yourself.”

“I got top marks for stealth and shadowing!” Anatoly said indignantly, balling up the newspaper and tossing it in the waste paper basket.

“I know you did, but arrogance is not a reason to forget your training and abandon caution!” Bill reminded him gently.

Knowing it was no good arguing with Bill, Anatoly merely grunted. Of course he wasn’t going to throw caution to the wind and forget his training, just because he knew he was good at his job. He wouldn’t be good as his job if that was the case. “I will leave shortly after you then. Follow you to the station. Wait until you are on the train and it leaves.”

Bill nodded, “And then be careful on your way home in case the people after me, have clocked you. It never hurts to be more cautious!”

This time he scowled. “I am not sixteen any more, Bill,” he said testily. “I have been out in the field alone. I know what I am doing!”

Holding up his hands, Bill shrugged, “OK, ok, well I’m just trying to look after you, Anatoly.”

Keeping a careful hold on his temper Anatoly replied; “I know. But I am not a child. I do not need looking after. I am a grown man and your colleague now.”

“I understand,” Bill said, reaching for his pipe, after finishing his supper. “Do you mind if I smoke?

“No, it is fine.” Bill lit his pipe carefully and sat back to smoke it. He looked relaxed but his mind was active, going over all his carefully laid plans.

Anatoly on the other hand was fidgety. He always was when he was eager to get going, when there was something that needed to be done. For him the clock seemed to be ticking more slowly than usual. He had already checked his weapons and laid them ready to be holstered and now there was nothing to do but wait. He was impatient to go, for the opportunity to practice the art of stealth again, for real. He always ducked and dived in London now, it was second nature, but it was more exciting if it was real. And of course, there was always the possibility of trouble. He practically itched to get involved in some action. He didn’t anticipate any trouble, not really. If anyone knew where Bill was there was nothing stopping them storming into the block of flats there and then. But you never knew.

Just before nine Bill stood up, stretched and nodded at Anatoly. “Time to suit up, we’re leaving in five.” He checked all his bags, and pulled on the big overcoat, buttoning it up.

Anatoly holstered his weapons; a revolver on either side under his jacket and a knife strapped to his left ankle. It was probably over-kill but it was always better to be over rather than under armed. He watched as Bill donned a black-checked cap and thick glasses. He looked different, especially with the beard. But then he hunched his shoulders and squinted as if even with the glasses he couldn’t see every well and he became even less like Bill Cunningham.

Bill smirked at Anatoly. “Will I do?” he asked with a slight wink.

“You are quite unrecognisable,” he said honestly. He made a mental note to practice harder at disguises himself.

“You’d better go out first,” Bill said practically, then follow at a distance.

Anatoly did as he was told, and shadowed Bill all the way to Euston Station. It was easy as Bill was shuffling along at a gentle pace and making no attempt to go unseen. He didn’t spot anyone following him, or paying him an undue attention. In fact, he seemed almost invisible to the various people who passed him, looking as shabby and old as he did.

Bill moved through the station, and once he had spotted the children, he looked over his shoulder once, gave Anatoly a small nod of his head, hailed the porter for their bags and followed the children to their train.

There didn’t seem to be anyone suspicious at the station either, but Anatoly bought an evening edition of a newspaper and leaned against a wall to peruse it, all the while keeping an eye on Bill’s train. It was busy, lots of businessmen boarding, possibly heading home after meetings in the capital. They would have to catch what sleep they could on the train and then work their usual day in the office, he guessed. He didn’t envy them in that. Nobody untoward looking boarded the train at Bill’s, or any other, carriage, and at ten precisely the train pulled out of the station leaving nothing but a cloud of smoke.

To be continued…

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Malory Towers on TV – Episode thirteen

I’ve come to this last episode wondering how it (and the series) will end. Will there be a huge cliff hanger? We already know why Darrell was asked to leave her last school, Pamela’s story was abruptly resolved when she disappeared and the ghost has been explained. We should see Gwen being unmasked as Mary-Lou’s tormentor but beyond that? Will they be setting up for series two?


Gwen vs Darrell

As I thought the main story – the only story really – was about finding out who played the tricks on Mary-Lou. Playing out similarly to the book (at least at first) they discover the smashed pen and go to check the girls’ lockers for ink-stained shoes. Gwen gets there first, though, and inks Darrell’s shoes and hides her own.

When Darrell’s shoes are discovered most of the girls turn on her (stupidly nobody notices that Gwen has ink all over her fingers!).

In the book Mary-Lou stands by Darrell, and Sally too, while Alicia is vehement Darrell is no longer her friend. On screen only Sally stands by Darrell, while Alicia is slightly more ambivalent, though it’s clear she thinks Darrell could have done it. Gwen gets Alicia’s line about it being the “Straight-forward Darrell Rivers.”

The show has all this happen in a single day – the last day of term – while in the book, although it’s over a few pages quite a bit more time passes.

The girls try to handle it more fairly on screen despite the short time-frame. Katharine holds a vote amongst the nine girls, to see who thinks Darrell is responsible for the crimes. In the book she says;

I can’t believe it’s Darrell either. But – I suppose – until it’s proved differently we’ll have to think of her as the culprit. it’s a pity, because we’ve all liked Darrell.

Which seems a bit of a cop-out.

Unfortunately the ‘fair trial’ on screen doesn’t work out in Darrell’s favour. She is understandably hot-headed in her attempts to defend herself. Sally, Irene and Emily stand on Darrell’s side, but Jean, Katherine, Alicia and of course Gwen stand against her. Mary-Lou has run off (surely any vote must come from all the girls, though!) and Darrell isn’t allowed to vote for herself, so she is deemed the culprit.

Above: it’s all even until Alicia betrays Darrell.

Sally is the voice of reason on screen (again). She tells Darrell that this person has it in for her, not Mary-Lou, and that it must be Gwen. She also points out that the real inky shoes must be hidden somewhere. (We know Gwen wore her own shoes but it is possible that she could have planned ahead and used Darrell’s, so her logic is slightly flawed, but no worse than in the books).

The reason Mary-Lou missed the vote is she has run off to investigate. In the book she tosses and turns one night, some time after the incident, then goes shoe-hunting. On screen they go home in a few hours so she goes running pell-mell to Ron, to hear if he really caught a spider for Gwen, as Darrell had just revealed. She also finds Gwen’s shoes in the greenhouse (strange place for Gwen to hide them!), and rushes back to prove Darrell’s innocence.

I really wanted to see Gwen get her comeuppance but Darrell stops the girls taking the story to Miss Grayling and is altogether annoyingly magnanimous and empathetic. After everything Gwen has done and Darrell is kind in return. I know, I probably sound like a mean Gwen-like person! Being kind and understanding is probably what Gwen needs most but I wouldn’t be able to be so kind. I might not have taken it to Miss Grayling but I’d probably have had some strong words for Gwen. I’d not have been running around after her offering sympathy and encouragement.

Darrell is also surprisingly generous to Alicia, who she had offered to have to visit in the summer to save her from spending all summer with Matron. Alicia then turns her back on Darrell and votes against her – saying she believes that Darrell could be a cruel bully. Yet Darrell still invites her to stay after a weak apology from Alicia. Although Darrell says to Sally that Sally’s the friend she can rely on it’s a shame she doesn’t tell Alicia on screen that she will stick to Sally and Mary-Lou as her friends like she does in the book. Nor do we get the little insight into Alicia’s personality that we get from Blyton’s narration;

One by one the girls begged Darrell’s pardon. Alicia was a little stiff about it, for she felt really ashamed of the hard words she had said. But then, Alicia was hard. She had a good many lessons to learn before she could lose her hardness and gain in sympathy and understanding of others…

I think if you don’t mind, I’ll stick to Sally and Mary-Lou. I wasn’t always nice to them, but they did stick by me when I was in trouble – and they’re my real friends now.

The rush of it being the last day means that Gwen gives Mary-Lou her special hairbrush instead of buying her a new pen, but it’s nice as Gwen says that giving her hair a hundred strokes a night gives her courage so it might do the same for Mary-Lou.


Thoughts on this episode

It was good that this one stuck fairly closely to the book, even if it did speed up and dramatise it all a bit more. I had to flick though the book to check the details as it’s so easy to get muddled.

I did recognise Alicia’s line that’s a nice bit of spite for you, though.

Talking of Alicia she’s to spend all summer at school as Betty’s people can no longer have her. That’s the second time they’ve let her down (the first time was at half-term). Also, Matron is to give back all confiscated tuck as it’s the last day of term and Alicia is a bit worried as she’s already emptied her huge confiscated hamper! (If she hadn’t, surely a lot of the food would be inedible by this point, I mean it wouldn’t have been stuffed with preservatives like today!

It turns out to be a non-issue as Matron has clearly had a personality transplant and has refilled it as a belated birthday gift for Alicia, seeing as they will be stuck together all summer. Yet Matron also sits in the first formers’ dorm and falls asleep instead of supervising their packing as she is supposed to, so she can’t be an entirely new woman.

At last they found a real use for the gardener’s boy (who is called Ron, I could never remember that for past reviews). As above he is able to tell Darrell then Mary-Lou about catching the spider for Gwen and then about running into her that morning with shoes in a kit bag. Still, it’s odd to have a whole new character with so little importance.

In nitpicks:

There are more secret conversations held within earshot of other people. Emily and Katherine discuss Mary-Lou who is standing at the other end of the same piano, then Sally and Darrell discuss her from one bed in the dorm when Mary-Lou is not that far away.

Mary-Lou is front left with the pigtails, Emily and Katherine are standing at the back right.

When Darrell persuades Gwen to face the girls at assembly she quickly braids Gwen’s hair for her. We see her take a large chunk from the nape of the neck and begin a simple three strand braid. When Gwen runs inside with her, however, it’s a proper French plait starting at the crown. Later it’s back to being a loose, low braid (see above where Gwen gives Mary-Lou the hairbrush).

There is a somewhat silly song at the end assembly.

Four tall towers that train by esteem
Of the cliff corner view of the school of our dreams
Four tall towers teach us how to strive
To be women the world can lean on
Women who will thrive
They gave…

I love the Miss Grayling speech but it becomes a bit cringey when it’s turned into a twee song. Also since when did the towers themselves do any teaching?

As they board the coach (surely a school of Malory Towers’ size would need more than one small coach? I appreciate the difficulty in getting vintage coaches but I also think it’s the same one as used by St Hilda’s in a previous episode) we see a glimpse of two teachers who’ve never had a speaking line in thirteen episodes. I wonder, if we get a series 2, will the girls still be taught by Miss Potts, rather than Miss Parker?

I can’t find anything about a second series but I really hope they will do all six books.


I had intended to write a review of the series as a whole but I think I’ll leave it for another day as I’ve written rather a lot already!

Next post – Malory Towers on TV – a series overview

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Monday #384

Tomorrow is the 123rd anniversary of Enid Blyton’s birth. There is still quite a lot of Brodie’s birthday cake left so I will eat a piece for Enid tomorrow (any excuse!).

Malory Towers on TV: Episode 13 and my thoughts on the series

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 5

“Many happy returns of the day, Joan! I hope you’ll have a lovely birthday! Here’s a little present for you from me!”

Elizabeth wishes Joan a happy birthday in The Naughtiest Girl in the School. Joan’s birthday is lovely, thanks to Elizabeth but the fall out is hard on them both.

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 4

Previously Bill turned up at Anatoly’s flat to hide out, they made some plans and then Bill visited an old friend.


cunningham and petrov

Chapter 4

Bill dumped his pile over a rack and began to change. There was a dusty mirror with a crack down one side in the corner, behind piles of stuff, and Simon pulled it out and propped it up for him. He decided that the patched trousers were a no, they were a bit too shabby. He wanted an air of a tutor or teacher who was too absorbed in his subject to take any great care over his appearance, but he didn’t want to appear too down-at-heel. The second pair were better, however. They were of dark green cord, a trifle flattened in places, and nothing like he would ever wear normally – which was exactly what he was after.

Simon bustled around, finding other pieces that Bill could work with. Soon the pile of discards was higher than the usable garments. “Would you like to try some hair pieces on now?” asked Simon standing next to Bill, some beards and wigs in his hands.

“I don’t do wigs,” Bill said firmly. “A hat would do, and a beard would be useful.”

“Well, here,” said Simon, handing over a handful of hair, which would indeed turn out to be beards. “Have a play around with these! I still think you’d be better off with some hair as well, but then, I’m only a costumier, what do I know!” he smirked.

“Quite,” Bill said mildly. He held up the first beard in front of his lower face, a rather shaggy ginger affair and looked in the mirror. “Och aye,” he said in a poor Scottish accent. “No, doesn’t do to look like you’re mocking the locals.”

The next was a shade close to his own hair but was shot through with grey. “Too ageing.” Then another was “Too blonde.” At last he settled on a black beard which had a nice shape to it.

“Not too obvious at all,” Simon teased. “You look like a rather clever man I suppose, with that beard.”

“I look just as clever without it, thanks. Have you got a bottle of glue I can take as well?”

Simon pursed his lips as he handed over the glue. “If you say so,” he grinned.

Bill then selected a pair of thick glasses that hid his eyes well, and a rather ugly checked cap. Although he didn’t want a wig a hat would disguise his unfortunately distinctive balding head.

“Is that everything you need?”

Bill cast an eye over what he had gathered. “Yes, I think this’ll do just fine. Thanks, Simon. I owe you one.”

“I’ll put it on the bill, Bill,” his friend said as he began to hanging up all the discarded outfits. “There are some bags in that cupboard, over there,” he pointed. “You’ll need one to put all this stuff in.”

Bill ignored the joke. Simon made it every time. He found a bag large enough for his new identity and folded the clothes carefully into it. “I’ll see you around.”

“Most likely! I mean who else are you going to get your disguises off of?” Simon asked with a smirk.

“Just stay out of trouble,” Bill warned him. “I shan’t be impressed if I turn up looking to turn myself into a renowned scientist and discover you’ve been locked up for dodgy dealings.”

“They won’t catch me,” Simon promised. “Money talks Bill, you know that!”

Bill strode purposefully away from Simon’s house and, in the tube station bathroom, turned himself into a respectable tutor for four ailing children. He wedged the door shut for the few minutes it took to glue the beard in place, and even he had to admit that it looked quite good.

His next port of call was a travel agents. He had no particular requirements and so walked into the first one he saw and made some enquiries about Scottish islands. Unfortunately all the information was about tourist spots like Loch Ness and the Isle of Skye. He tried two further agents with the same result. If you wanted to tour desolate uninhabited islands in Scotland it seemed as if you just had to turn up and find your own way. Perhaps that was just as well. The more off the beaten track they went, the less likely they were to run into anyone else.

He found a telephone box and placed a call to the SIS offices and left a cryptic message for Anatoly, asking for him to see what he could do about finding a suitable location for setting off, and hiring a mode of transport too.

Anatoly decoded it, sighed and got up to go to Chief Roscoe. He knocked on the chief’s door and waited to be let in.

“Is there a problem?” he asked. “I thought we had covered everything.”

“I have just received this message from Cunningham, sir,” said Anatoly, handing over his decoded message. “He needs more help in getting to a more remote area of Scotland. Most of the travel agents only offer tours to the more tourist based areas, Edinburgh and Inverness for example. They are too populated for Bill to hide out, sir.”

“I see.” Roscoe read the message for himself. “Right. Leave it with me, then. I’ll get someone on this. You’ll have everything Bill needs on your desk by six.”

Anatoly nodded, saluted and turned to leave the office. He worked on all he could, informing the local agent base to expect Bill and giving them all the code words to look out for.

A fat bundle of files dropped onto his desk at four-thirty. “With compliments from Chief Roscoe,” the agent delivering them said, looking Anatoly over without any subtlety. Anatoly could tell he was trying to work out why a nobody junior agent was being sent files directly from someone as important as Roscoe. He just nodded and thanked the man curtly, choosing to continue going over the document he was already working on and ignoring the new delivery until he had gone.

When the nosy floor runner had gone, Anatoly pulled the bundle towards him, skimmed the papers, and saw it was all sorted for Bill’s trip. Shuffling the pages carefully square again he put them in his bag to take back to his bedsit so Bill could read them before he set off that evening.

To be continued…

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July 2020 round up

Last month I said

This might be my last full month of [lockdown] before getting to go back to work but we will see!

I’m still off work with not even the suggestion of a reopening date, so maybe this month will be my last month of being stuck at home, but I’m not holding my breath.


What I have read

It felt like a not-so-good month numbers wise as I didn’t read much in the last week of July, I couldn’t settle on anything having finished all the Rivers of London books. Saying that I still have 18 titles in my read list! I reached my 100 during this month and have upped my target to 150, though I’m already 74% of the way there.

  • The Hanging Tree (Rivers of London #6) – Ben Aaronovitch
  • Welcome to the BSC, Abby (The Baby-Sitters Club #90) – Ann M. Martin
  • A Rare Book of Cunning Device (Rivers of London #6.5) – Ben Aaronovitch
  • Bandaging the Blitz – Phyll Macdonald-Ross
  • Lies Sleeping (Rivers of London #7) – Ben Aaronovitch
  • The October Man – (Rivers of London #6) – Ben Aaronovitch
  • Mallory’s Christmas Wish (The Baby-Sitters Club #92) – Ann M. Martin
  • False Value (Rivers of London #8) – Ben Aaronovitch
  • Stacey McGill, Super Sitter (The Baby-Sitters Club #94) – Ann M. Martin
  • The Adventurers and the Cursed Castle (The Adventurers #1) – Jemma Hatt, reviewed here.
  • Dawn and Too Many Sitters (The Baby-Sitters Club #98) – Ann M. Martin
  • St Mary’s and the Great Toilet Roll Crisis – Jodi Taylor
  • The Muse of History – Jodi Taylor
  • The Deeper Meaning of Liff – Douglas Adams
  • Undead and Underwater (Undead #11.5) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Claudia Kishi, Middle School Dropout (The Baby-Sitters Club #101) – Ann M. Martin
  • The Little Bookshop of Lonely Hearts (Lonely Hearts Bookshop #1) – Annie Darling
  • The Picture Post Album – Robert Kee

As always I’ve got some on the go that I haven’t finished (way more than these three but I only list ones I’ve actually picked up in the past month!):

  • Dubious Definitions – Brian Allen
  • Little Stars (Hetty Feather #5) – Jacqueline Wilson
  • Tales From the Folly (Rivers of London short stories) – Ben Aaronovitch

I still haven’t read book three in the Unseen trilogy but that’s mostly because I couldn’t find it! I’ve either taken it out the cupboard as I knew I’d be reading it soon and it’s fallen down the back of something, or it’s still in the cupboard… the cupboard which is a disorganised riot of books after I repeatedly went though all the books there for my displays. I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually.

Once I finish the Rivers of London short stories that’s me done with the series until Ben Aaronovitch writes some more! There are some graphic novels but I find graphic novels really hard to follow. I might try the ones in the library when it reopens though.

I’ve still got plenty of Baby-Sitters books (which seem to get more and more ridiculous as the series progresses) to go, at least!


What I have watched

  • Hollyoaks, twice a week until they ran out!
  • Angel seasons 4 and 5, now to decide what to watch next.
  • Malory Towers on the iPlayer, which I have been reviewing two episodes at a time.
  • The Baby-Sitters Club on Netflix, a really really good adaptation of the first eight books, plus two episodes with a new story line. Good acting, good adapting of the source material, generally decent additions/changes where necessary. I hope they make more!
  • Tiny House Nation on Netflix – I love watching them build tiny houses with fold out beds and magic storage solutions. I could never “go tiny” as they put it, though, as no magic storage could ever hold all my books!

What I have done

  • Been for more local walks but also some further afield ones as we are allowed to travel now.
  • Play parks are also open again so we have been going to those a lot.
  • Children under 12 no longer have to socially distance so Brodie has been able to play with his cousins and spend proper time with his grandparents, aunties and uncle (and I’ve even had a few hours off when he’s gone to someone else’s house!)
  • We’ve had some picnics, including one in the rain, after which we played on the beach in the rain. The weather was great when we couldn’t do anything but sit in the garden, now we can go to the beach it doesn’t seem to want to stop raining!
  • Finished my book displays
  • Bought some more toy storage for the living room and did some online shopping for Brodie’s birthday – he will be three on Thursday!
  • Continued the 5 weekly workouts I’ve been doing which have included Tabata, Boxfit, HIIT, Body Balance, yoga, aerobics and pilates.

What has your month looked like?

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Monday #383

I’m not going to mention the L word. I’ve said it enough over the last several months.

Instead I’ll mention how Brodie has learned to say Noddy while playing with his Noddy figure and car. “Noddy car!” “Noddy house, snack!” (If you imagine lots of other words in there it meant Noddy is going in his car to his house to have a snack). I’ll have to get him watching some of the Noddy TV episodes again.

July round up

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 4

Darrell Rivers is one of my favourite Blyton characters. We first meet her at age 12 as she prepares to go off to boarding school at Malory Towers. She is intelligent and friendly but struggles to control her temper, a recurring theme though her six years at Malory Towers. She stands up for what she believes in even if she doesn’t always do it in the most sensible way, and by her sixth year has risen to head girl and gives out some pretty great advice to other girls.

Darrell as played by Ella Bright

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 3

In chapter one Bill (with his donkey code words) turned up at Anatoly’s flat and in chapter two they made some plans.


Chapter 3

When Anatoly had left for work Bill got up, stretched, and decided to do his best at giving himself a clean down. He also wanted to get some more coffee before he went out to costume up and look into travel plans for him and children.

After two cups of very strong coffee he locked up and walked to the tube station, taking a tube towards central London. He was on high alert at all times – he was always on alert but even more so right now – and his eyes scanned left and right constantly, looking for trouble.

He didn’t see any, not on the tube, nor on his walk to Simon Edgar’s house. Simon was an old friend. They had attended boarding school together, many many years ago. Bill had lost touch with most of his old school friends, but had run into Simon again as a young police officer. He wasn’t altogether above the law, but he was very useful and it was hard not to like him.

Simon was a small-time criminal. He worked for a theatre mostly, providing costumes and props as a mainly legitimate job. He also ran small hustles, hosted illegal gambling and wasn’t above handling goods that had ‘fallen off lorries’. He had helped Bill a few times over the years, providing information, mostly, and Bill felt he would be a good person to approach if he was looking for a brief change of identity.

His friend was not an early riser, so he was still in his dressing gown when Bill arrived on his doorstep.

“Well well well, William!” he said with a smile, stepping aside. ” I haven’t seen you in a long time! What can I help you with?”

Bill entered the cluttered hall, careful not to look too closely at any of the boxes lest he see something that would prick his conscience. “How do you know I’m after help?” he asked with a wry smile.

“Because you only ever darken my door when you’re in a spot of bother,” Simon replied.

Bill smiled a little, “Well you are right, I do need your help.” He moved into the living room. “I need a disguise. A good disguise. Have you got anything in that sort of line?”

“Well,” Simon eyed him up and down. “Depends what you want to disguise yourself as. I’m guessing that a pantomime dame ain’t what you’re looking for.”

“Nothing that will stand out,” said Bill with a chuckle. “Something like a teacher, something where we can obscure my face, perhaps.”

“Teacher I can do, but not a fancy one. Nice pair of glasses, maybe. I’ve got some good false beards as well. Come upstairs and you can try a few things out.”

“A false beard could be good,” smirked Bill.

“How about a nice wig, cover that glaring egg head?” Simon said with a broad grin, leading the way back into the hall and then up the stairs.

“You’re one to talk,” Bill laughed. “I can see your bald spot from here,” he teased.

“Least I’ve still got more hair than you,” Simon shot back.

“I can’t fault you there,” Bill agreed. “How have you been anyway, Simon? Any more close encounters with London’s finest?”

“Oh you know me, always ducking and diving!” Simon opened a door on the upper landing and Bill followed him into a room crammed with rails of clothes of all colours and styles. Sequins shimmered, both on garments and on the floor, there was lace and velvet and taffeta and various fabrics Bill couldn’t identify by name. All were slightly shabby and past their best, hence the number of sequins that had parted company with their costumes and fallen to the floor like so much rainbow snow.

What was interesting was that Simon had led a reasonably privileged life, privileged enough to go to attend private school even if it wasn’t one of the top ones. Yet he had submerged himself in the seedy underworld of London and played up to being a grafter, one of the lads, and somehow he fitted in just perfectly.

Simon went though his racks of clothes, pulling things out that might suit and fit Bill.
“How long have we got to get an outfit together?” asked Simon as he handed Bill a load of clothes on hangers.

“I want to use it today,” Bill said, though he didn’t go into any further detail. He could trust Simon not to let anything slip about his visit, but it was prudent never to give away anything more than was necessary. He flicked through some of the items he was now holding and immediately discarded the most garish of the options. He kept hold of some trousers; one with a patch on the knee, a few blazers and shirts and jerseys.

“Today? Well we will have to make sure it all fits straight away,” said Simon, raising an eyebrow. “Your sticky mess is that bad then if you need it today. Do you need to walk out of here in it, then?”

“It’s fairly bad,” he agreed mildly, thinking over his options. “No, I’d best not wear it out of here. People might be confused to have seen me come in and some old teacher leave. I’ll take it and change somewhere.”

Simon nodded. “Well you get trying those clothes on then, and I’ll look through which hair pieces I’ve got, and the hats while you find something that fits.”

To be continued…

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Malory Towers on TV – Episodes eleven and twelve

We are nearly at the end of the series now, only one more episode to go after these two!

In case you missed any of the previous posts:

Episodes one and two
Episodes three and four
Episodes five and six
Episodes seven and eight
Episodes nine and ten


Episode eleven – the spider

I keep forgetting the episodes have names but I will include them from now (and go back and add them to previous posts).

The titles give you a clue as to what part of the book will feature – and this time it’s the part where Gwen plays mean tricks on Mary-Lou and tries to blame Darrell and Alicia.

It begins with Gwen demanding Mary-Lou’s help with French prep but she’s too busy organising Darrell’s stockings by thickness. Gwen points out it’s weird and I have to agree! In the books Mary-Lou keeps tidying Darrell’s locker to “help” but she at least stops short of organising her stockings.

Darrell gets frustrated with her in both the book and the episode and Mary-Lou ends up smashing one of Darrell’s photos of her family while trying to kill a spider, and then the photo gets torn. Darrell is furious and snaps at Mary-Lou, saying she would like to send another spider her way.

It’s clever how they weave together different parts of the book. In the book it’s Alicia’s photo, and has nothing to do with a spider, but in both Gwen tricks Mary-Lou by putting a spider in her desk. However, in the book this happens in the first third and the rest of the tricks occur nearer the end. The TV show has condensed the story so that it becomes a more intense campaign of tricks.

As in the book Gwen cuts Mary-Lou’s tennis racket but she also puts her gym kit into a bucket of water. This causes her to catch a chill (but makes me ask how she could be so stupid as to wear a soaking wet kit) and therefore be unable to swim (in the book she just catches a cold), bringing us to the other plot of the episode.

Sally and Darrell hatch their plan to give Mary-Lou confidence and it goes pretty much the same as the book – Darrell pretends to be in difficulty in the pool so that Mary-Lou will throw the life ring and save her, only the ring isn’t there and so Mary-Lou jumps in herself. The only difference is that Mary-Lou actually pulls Darrell to safety, rather than needing rescued herself.

Tying in a future plot the girls buy Mary-Lou a fancy pen as a reward. (And Mary-Lou saves Gwen from a spider in an amazingly sudden show of confidence).


Episode twelve – the ghost

Stef and I said at the start of this that we’d better finally find out who the ghost is, and that it had better be good. We did and it was – I will give a spoiler alert before I give it away.

We have Mary-Lou seeing the ghost in the toilets just off their dorm room, and she thinks that the ghost is the one playing the tricks despite Gwen’s insistence that it is Darrell and Alicia.

Sally draws a map and marks all the ghostly sightings, working out that they all have their dorm and the san in common. She and Darrell plan an overnight ghost watch, and Darrell suspects it is Matron.

In following the ghost – who is nowhere near bulky enough to be Matron! – they discover a secret passage. There are no secret passages in the books but it is such a common Blyton plot point that I’ll let it slide.

They follow the ghost down the passage and it turns to confront them…

Here is your spoiler warning! Do not read on if you don’t want to know the identity of the ghost.

I want to say here that I CALLED THIS! I said to Stef more than once who I thought the ghost was, and why she was doing it and I was right. I even put my theory in my review of episode seven.

We get more hints that [Emily] isn’t all she seems. She tells the Riverses that her mother is a nurse but can’t remember where she works (and is a bit flustered about being asked.) I’m starting to wonder if they haven’t lifted a plot from another St Clare’s book and she’s going to turn out to be the daughter of one of the school staff with a free place there. (In episode 8 she refuses to recount her seeing of the ghost from the previous episode when a painting falls off the wall, and I suspect she might have been sneaking down to visit her mother, but we will see!).

Well last night I was insisting that Emily was the ghost, visiting her mother, Margaret in the san. I was right. It’s no secret at St Clare’s that Eileen is Matron’s daughter, but it causes various problems. In the show Margaret arthritis in her hands, meaning Emily has been sneaking down at night to help with her darning and other sewing work.

As if that isn’t dramatic enough Matron catches them (having been waylaid on her way to the pictures by Gwen telling tales about secret passages) and upon hearing Margaret has arthritis fires her on the spot. She’s actually quite kind about it – for Matron anyway. She says she is sorry that she is ill, but she must put Emily first and not use her as a helper seeing as it is affecting her school work.

It is down to Emily, Darrell, Sally and even Gwen to talk to Miss Grayling (who is thankfully back!) and tell her the problems they have had with Matron that term. Matron returns to form and denies knowing about Margaret’s arthritis and calls her lazy, but Miss Grayling doesn’t believe her.

I was baying for Matron to be fired but I knew it wouldn’t happen, if there is to be a second series she would have to come back and continue being the antagonist. Instead Margaret gets promoted to Matron of South Tower with her own assistant, and Matron must do her job without an assistant.

Then we end on some of the best acting in the whole series, and no surprise is from Danya Griver as Gwen as she smashes Mary-Lou’s pen. There’s no dialogue, just a whole host of emotions showing on her face from sadness to rage to satisfaction.


Random additional thoughts

It is a shame we have such a limited number of teachers for the series as it means Miss Potts is not only the first form’s main teacher but she also referees lacrosse and in episode 7 teaches chemistry too. (The Malory Towers girls never seemed to do science at all so it was good to see them getting a slightly more rounded education). It also meant that Mam’zelle Rougier was the one to deal with the spider trick, and her jumping around and screaming hysterically isn’t quite as funny (or as realistic) as it would have been with Mam’zelle Dupont.

Miss Potts is channelling a bit of Jillian Holtzmann it seems!

Talking of the spider the fake one was pretty awful – it wasn’t even the same size and shape as the spider in the live shots. What was good was the additional story of Gwen getting the gardener’s boy to catch the spider for her, pretending she was doing a project on spiders. Enid’s single line about Gwen catching one somehow now seems a bit contrived. (Odd how we get random scenes with this additional character who doesn’t have any real importance but we couldn’t have had a third teacher!)

Also added is the idea that there is a lifeguard for the pool – though it seems to be a school girl with a whistle (Alicia calls her Barbara when asking her to judge their race). When you think about the books it’s actually a bit mad that the girls are allowed to swim with no adult supervision all the time – and/or without a life ring being available! On screen the lack of life ring is screamingly obvious as the empty white board for it is right next to Mary-Lou so Darrell really should have noticed it! The life guard is pretty useless in any case as she just stands with the other girls at the far end of the pool and watches as Darrell ‘drowns’.

In a strange little added scene Gwen gives a presentation to her class all about the bouffant hair-do, using Mary-Lou as a rather unwilling-looking model. No idea what that was about other than filling two minutes of an episode?

As always the secret passage was extremely well-lit for a passage with no windows and no lights.

And lastly I thought it a shame that two important previous plots were completely forgotten about. Darrell’s ‘word blindness’ has either gone or she hasn’t had to write a single thing in class, and Pamela doesn’t seem to have come back from her debutante ball, not even to collect her belongings and say goodbye.


Just one episode left, then, which I will review soon and then I can give my thoughts on the series as a whole. I anticipate this last episode will reveal Gwen as the person carrying out the tricks on Mary-Lou, but I wonder what else they’ll throw in?

Next post – Malory Towers on TV – episode thirteen

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Monday #382

Back to two posts a week for a while I think, now that the locked down library displays are done.

Malory Towers on TV Episodes 11 & 12

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 3

For all those children, and a few adults too, who find an escape into a safer and more attractive world in a book by Enid Blyton, it may come as a surprise that for the author herself the stories were also an escape. Her best writing was done at the most difficult times of her life. Much later on, when she achieved a mature happiness in her second marriage, some of the freshness went and the repetitive nature of the long adventure, mystery and school stories, of which her critics have complained, reflected the fact that her need to escape into the safe world of the child had almost gone.

A very interesting theory from Imogen Smallwood, Enid’s younger daughter, who sadly died in February this year.

 

 

 

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Locked down library displays weeks 14 and 15

Here we are at the end of my book displays. I still have no information on when I may return to work but I have more or less run out of ideas, and 100 seems like a nice round number to end on.

Week 14 is the last full week, though really at this point it was no longer 7 displays a week as I had to wait to retrieve/borrow some books from my parents’ house and there was some procrastination involved too.


Day #92

The Naughtiest Girl

Exactly what the title says, the Naughtiest Girl books. Including those by other authors along with the sign Harry sticks on Elizabeth’s back in the first book.


Day #93

Lesser-known Blyton books

I’ve used most of Blyton’s best-known stuff already, The Famous Five had their own display as did the Five-Find Outers and the Naughtiest Girl above, and I’ve used lots of other titles in other displays. Here are some I haven’t used before, ones I think less people will have heard of.

From the back left:

  • Humpty Dumpty and Belinda (one of two Collins Colour Camera books)
  • The Train that Lost its Way (one of 12 Brockhampton Picture Books with Eileen Soper illustrations)
  • The Troublesome Three (a picture-strip book)
  • The Daffodil Story Book (one of eight Foyle’s Flower Story Books, though this is a later and sadly abridged edition)
  • The Surprising Caravan  (another Brockhampton Picture Book)
  • Nature Readers #5 (one of 30 booklets each containing two nature stories, which originally came with large Eileen Soper prints)
  • The Enchanted Village (more of a booklet, about Bekonscot the model village)
  • Hurrah for Mary Mouse (one of 23 picture strip books)
  • Trouble for the Twins (one of 18 Brockhampton Little books with Eileen Soper illustrations, several titles are shared with the Brockhampton Picture books)
  • The Hidey-Hole (Blyton’s last published full-length novel)
  • Round the Year with Enid Blyton (a compendium of four books, one for each season)
  • Plays for Older Children (goes with Plays for Younger Children with music by Alec Rowley, first published in one volume as The Play’s the Thing).
  • A Book of Naughty Children (followed by A Second Book of Naughty Children, both illustrated by Eileen Soper)
  • Bimbo and Topsy (about Enid’s two daughters and two of their pets)
  • A Picnic Party with Enid Blyton (paired with A Story Party at Green Hedges, each having a narrative by Enid about the parties and then several stories, one for each child attending)
  • A Prize for Mary Mouse and Hallo Little Mary Mouse (more picture strip book)
  • Jolly Little Jumbo (another Brockhampton Picture Book)

Some close ups below:


Day #94

There’s been a murder!

That title should be read with the distinct Glaswegian accent of Taggart, aka Thurr’s been a murrderr! (ably done by David Tennant here).

That’s tomato sauce mixed with Worcestershire sauce on the knife, by the way. Nobody was actually murdered in the making of this display (I don’t advise using a real kitchen knife in a library unless you really do want a murder).


Day #95

Make, Do and Mend

Most of the books are my mums, but all the crafting supplies are mine. The title is from the government backed scheme to have people repair and re-purpose clothing during World War II as clothing was rationed. I’ve added the comma after make as crafting can be about making, doing and mending, rather than making do.

I really loved doing this one and thought it came out great, but you can’t make out all the detail from the photo so there are some close ups below.


Day #96

Career options

Just in case anyone was in need of inspiration.


Day #97

Fairy tales

Lots of Ladybird Classics which were beloved favourites in our house – I started to write which ones I especially liked but it was just about all of them!


Day #98

Disney

Alongside our Ladybirds we also had a lot of these Disney tales – some of which are retellings of books in the previous photo. (We didn’t have two Jungle Books, the larger one is one Brodie has acquired somewhere).


Day #99

The Babysitters Club

A selection of the different covers amongst the 130 or so books my sister and I collected between us. This is one of the few things we both enjoyed reading and we got together this week to watch the new Netflix series which was surprisingly good considering it had been modernised.

Bottom left are two of the original American-style covers, those on the bottom right have the ‘brick window’ style of the UK editions, and that’s what most of our collection looked like except the mysteries which are on the middle right, but they kept the roof motif.

I think I got into these by reading the mysteries – which are sort of Nancy Drew type stories – and at first found the regular stories dull in comparison. Then somehow I started enjoying the regular stories and I’m currently trying to read all the ones I missed.


Day #100

200+ years of children’s booksI nearly had to do this one on the floor as it was so big, but as I had done all the rest on the dining table I dragged it out, put up both the leaves and managed to squeeze all the books on.

I was also very late in doing this, well past what should have been day 100. Mostly because I was procrastinating, knowing it would be a lot of work. Also because I hadn’t decided on my criteria. I had originally had the notion that I would use the publishing dates of the editions I had, but that turned out to be both onerous and limiting. So I went with original publishing date – none of the books on the table are actually 200 years old!

Anyway, the books are:

  • Swiss Family Robinson – Johan David Wyss – 1812
  • Coral Island – R.M. Ballantyne – 1857
  • The Princess and the Goblin – George MacDonald – 1872
  • Heidi – Johanna Spyri – 1881
  • Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson – 1882
  • A Little Princess – Frances Hodgson Burnett – 1905
  • The Railway Children – E Nesbit – 1906
  • The Leader of the Lower School – Angela Brazil – 1913
  • Queen of the Daffodils – Leslie Lang – 1916
  • Kits at Clynton Court School – May Wynne – 1924
  • Winnie-the-Pooh – A.A. Milne – 1926
  • The House at Pooh Corner – A.A. Milne – 1928
  • In Storyland – Enid Blyton – 1934
  • An Exciting Term – Angela Brazil – 1936
  • Sue Barton Student Nurse – Helen Dore Boyleston – 1939
  • The Treasure Hunters – Enid Blyton – 1940
  • Five on a Treasure Island – Enid Blyton – 1942
  • Three Terms at Uplands – Angela Brazil – 1945
  • The Ship of Adventure – Enid Blyton –  1950
  • Merry Mister Meddle! – Enid Blyton – 1954
  • Saucers Over the Moor – Malcolm Saville – 1955
  • James and the Giant Peach – Roald Dahl – 1961
  • Cherrys to the Rescue – Will Scott – 1963
  • Rye Royal – Malcolm Saville – 1969
  • Fantastic Mr Fox – Roald Dahl- 1970
  • Ballet Shoes for Anna – Noel Streatfeild – 1972
  • The Princess Bride – William Goldman – 1973
  • The Witches – Roald Dahl – 1983
  • Anastasia on her Own – 1985
  • The BFG – Roald Dahl – 1982
  • The Steps Up the Chimney – William Corlett – 1990
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – J.K. Rowling – 1997
  • The Bad Beginning – Lemony Snicket – 1999
  • The Naughtiest Girl Marches On – Anne Digby – 2000
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J.K. Rowling – 2005
  • The Tree of Seasons – Stephen Gately – 2009
  • The Mystery of the Whistling Caves – Helen Moss – 2011
  • Murder Most Unladylike – Robin Stephens – 2014
  • Diamonds and Daggers – Elen Caldecott – 2015.

And yes, now I’ve typed it out I realise that I put The BFG in the wrong place.


I’m  a bit sad that my displays are done, but also quite glad as it was hard thinking up so many ideas! (Plus my shelves were always a mess with things being hauled on and off all the time).

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 2

In chapter one Bill turned up at Anatoly’s flat after spending the night at Mrs Mannering’s home (in the spare room, of course).


Chapter 2

The next morning Anatoly moved as quietly round his flat to dress as Bill slept in the arm chair. After he had dressed, he went to the small kitchenette and started to fry what was left of his bacon for breakfast, hoping to tempt Bill out of what couldn’t be a very deep sleep, he was sure.

Bill cracked one eye open. However quiet Anatoly had tried to be it was such a small space that it had roused him from his awkward dosing. “Just let me know if I’m in your way,” he said, drawing his feet back out of the kitchenette space.

“No no, I have worked around you,” Anatoly assured him. “Bacon sandwich for breakfast?” he offered nodding down to the bacon in the pan.

Bill attempted a nod in return, felt the stiffness in his neck, and groaned slightly. “Yes, please,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck in a futile attempt to make it feel normal.

Anatoly nodded and looked at his boss apologetically. “I should have let you had the bed,” he said as he went to butter the bread.

Bill attempted to shake his head and grimaced. “I’ll be fine,” he said. “I’ve slept in worse places.”

Anatoly nodded, “Next time you can demand the bed. Anyway, you will need to tell me what I need to say to the higher ups today.”

“I will,” Bill said, leaving it ambiguous as to which statement he was replying to. He excused himself to use the bathroom and moved stiffly down the dark, rather stale smelling hall to the equally unpleasant shared toilet. When he came back Anatoly was putting bacon onto buttered bread and handed him a plate. “Thanks,” he said, leaning against the edge of the counter as he took a bite.

“No worries,” Anatoly said biting into his sandwich. “I could not leave you unfed,” he smirked a little.

“I appreciate your generous hospitality,” Bill replied in a teasing tone. “In all seriousness, you ought to rethink your living arrangements. I know that new agents don’t earn particularly good wages, but they usually earn enough to rent more than one room.”

Anatoly shuffled awkwardly. “I have to pay for mother,” he reminded Bill.

Bill pressed his lips together. In his opinion there were other solutions to the problem of Anatoly’s mother, but it had to be Anatoly’s decision. “Still. There has to be something less…” he groped for as inoffensive a word as he could find that was still accurate.

“Squalid?” Anatoly suggested.

“I prefer insalubrious,” Bill said with dignity.

Anatoly smiled wryly. “You use your word and I use mine,” he said. “I have not had much time to look at different accommodation, even if I had the money to move.”

“Well, it’s something to think about, at any rate,” Bill said mildly. “Now. Today. I need you to speak with the Chief. Roscoe, that is,” he added, as there were several chiefs of different divisions. “Call his secretary and say you’re speaking on behalf of me, and she should make you an urgent appointment. I’ve got a couple of bits of confidential material for you to give him, and I’d ask you to answer any of his questions honestly as to where I’ve been and what my plans are. I’ll be out today making some arrangements, and you can fill me in later if the Chief has any instructions to pass on.”

Anatoly nodded understandingly. “I understand,” he paused. “What are you planning exactly?”

“Are you sure you want to know? The less you know the safer you are.”

“Roscoe will want to know, and I may have to come and save you,” Anatoly parried back with a smirk.

Bill snorted. “You’d better not use that sort of attitude with any other senior agents,” he warned, only half-joking. “All right then, well, as I told you last night I’ve been to see Allie and her kids. They’re just had the measles and need a bit of a holiday to get their strength up. And I’m needing to disappear, so that worked out quite well really.”

Anatoly nodded. “You are going to take them somewhere on holiday and act like their tutor taking them to museums or such like?”

“Something like that,” Bill confirmed. “I thought I’d take them somewhere remote, though. Out of the way. The less people that see us the better. I was thinking the coast of Scotland. Somewhere wild with plenty of seabirds. I’ll only post as the tutor until we’re off the beaten track, then I should be safe to be myself again.”

Anatoly nodded,”How are you going to decide where to go exactly? Did you need some maps?”

“I may have to consult some travel agencies for ideas,” he admitted. “I intend for us to camp out so I will need to hire equipment, and perhaps a boat, so I will need to get details on those as well as options for bed and breakfast places if the weather turns nasty.”

“Did you need anything from the office? Or will you go through the travel agents?”

“If I come up with some possibilities I might get you to have them checked out and organised through HQ,” he said. “Then I can get some train tickets booked. Best to travel in an unassuming manner as possible,” he said, in case Anatoly was going to ask why he wasn’t taking his plane.

“I understand, but it will mean a more chance of you being spotted,” Anatoly pointed out. “You will need an extremely convincing disguise.”

“Oh indeed. As I said I am going to be posing as the children’s tutor, so I will dress accordingly,” Bill assured him. “Some thick glasses, perhaps a false beard…”

“We’ll have to send you through a west end show to get some of those,” Anatoly laughed.

I have my contacts,” Bill said mysteriously. “Now, have you got a spare key so I can let myself back in later?”

Anatoly nodded and reached into one of his cupboards and brought down a strong box. He opened it, sorted through some of the contents and then handed the spare set of keys over to Bill.

“Much obliged.” Bill pocketed the keys securely. “See you later, then.”

“I will collect fish and chips on the way back from work,” Anatoly said with a grin. “Cannot have you starving. Do not get into trouble, now, Cunningham,” he teased as he went out of the door.

Bill waved him off, and made a mental not to withdraw some cash from one of his many small accounts in different names. He should at least make payment for the food if not the ‘bed’.

To be continued…

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If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the Cursed Castle by Jemma Hatt

As you’ve seen me say before I am always quite wary of anything that proclaims to be perfect for fans of Enid Blyton. However, in this case, I think the claim is justified.

There are three books in The Adventurers series;

  • The Adventurers and the Cursed Castle
  • The Adventurers and the Temple of Treasure
  • The Adventurers and the City of Secrets

and they are available in paperback, as ebooks and on audiobook.

Full disclosure: I was given free audiobooks of all three Adventurers books in return for an honest review. If you’re new to my reviews I’ll tell you now that I am brutally honest in the failings of any books I review – even ones by Blyton herself.


The audio part of the book

I always think there should be two parts to an audiobook review, a review of the plot, story and characters just as there would be for a paper (or Kindle) book, but also a review of the performance as that’s just as important. A narrator can make or break an audiobook.

As a side note: I know not everyone gets along with audiobooks, but I love them. I listened to this while cooking, walking, hanging up the washing etc.

The narrator here is Ciaran Saward and he does an excellent job. He gives each character a distinct and convincing voice – both male and female, and Great Uncle Herb and Mr Bunce are particularly good. I thought his Cornish accent was perfectly good, too, but native Cornish folk may disagree!

With one exception (Stephen Fry doing Harry Potter) I always have to play my audiobooks on somewhere between 1.3 and 1.5 speed, depending on how ridiculously slowly the narrator speaks so I was very pleasantly surprised to find that I could listen comfortably to this at the natural speed (though I think I used 1.1 in the end just because I was impatient to find out what happened next!).


The Adventurers, the baddies and the background characters

I am going to try very hard not to simply explain the whole plot of the book with additional comments like I so often do. Instead I will try to touch on all the areas where I think this book succeeds in pleasing a Blyton fan.

First, the characters starting with our titular Adventurers.

They are Lara Jacobs, her cousin Rufus Kexley, her dog Barney, and Tom Burt who they meet on holiday.

Rufus has the strongest personality out of the three and he instantly struck me as a modern-day Snubby. He’s absolutely irrepressible and loves jokes and pranks much to the despair of any adults responsible for him. He, like Snubby, seems to be bounced between adults, too. He spends most of his time living with grandparents (his mother is off in America trying to become famous) and goes to stay with Lara when they go off on holiday. He’s not an orphan, like Snubby, but he might as well be.

Lara is, like Diana (and Roger), exasperated by her cousin. In fact, they don’t get on at all at the start of the story but that changes as they start investigating the mysteries of Kexley Castle. She is not like Dinah otherwise, though, she is perhaps more of a George. She doesn’t need to shout about being as good as a boy but she definitely makes the point that she shouldn’t be left out because she is a girl, and it’s often down to her to make the leaps of logic required in solving a mystery. She is also the owner of the dog in the series.

Barney, I’m afraid to say is no Timmy or Looney (or Buster, or Scamper…). In one of my few criticisms of the book, Barney is almost forgotten a great deal of the time. I know George is probably over obsessive about Timmy, but he has strong personality and is always involved. I honestly forgot about Barney several times as there were whole chunks where he wasn’t mentioned. He plays an important role in a couple of scenes, but other than that he doesn’t really have a distinct personality. Saying that maybe he’s more realistic than Timmy!

Tom is harder to find a parallel for. He is the one with the local knowledge, and is a sensible and organised type. He’s a bit of a loner due to helping out his parents at Kexley Castle so much (business there is poor so there isn’t a lot of money coming in). In a Blyton book the son of a housekeeper would either be an annoying gnat like Yan or tolerated but not welcomed as they would be of a lower class, but here of course it’s natural for Tom to make fast friends with the visitors and it’s heartening to know that it will continue into other books.

Then the baddies are Mr Bunce purportedly of The British Museum (and not of Boggis, Bunce and Bean, but just as nasty) who comes to stay at Kexley Castle in the hope of stealing the lost Egyptian Treasure, and Karim his assistant who lurks around following the children. Mr Bunce is an extremely oily and unpleasant man who the children know is up to no good at once. He is quite idiotic and bumbling at times, but at the end shows that he is a cold and dangerous man.

The other characters are Tom’s parents; his mother is the housekeeper of the castle and prepares the meals, while his father works for the produce business owned by Uncle Herb. He spends a lot of time down the pub which leads to various amusing digs from his wife.

Uncle Herb is really Great Uncle Herb, and the owner of Kexley Castle. It wasn’t immediately apparent how the family tree went but I think I’m right in saying his younger brother is Lara and Rufus’ grandad, and then their mothers are sisters. (I’m not sure where Mr Jacobs, Lara’s father is – the one downside of audiobooks is it’s easy to miss a few words without noticing sometimes). Anyway, Uncle Herb is a somewhat crotchety old thing not too far from Uncle Quentin or Uncle Jocelyn.

He resents the intrusion of the children and makes no attempt to hide it – but he also joins in the treasure hunt for a brief time, giving up when the first clue seems to lead nowhere.

And lastly there is Sam, and old blind man they meet on the beach. He is really quite rude to the children and often refuses to acknowledge them, but he has a sad backstory.


Is this a new Famous Five?

No, but not because it isn’t good. More because it draws on different genres and plots.

I couldn’t pick any Blyton series that I thought this was a modern-day equivalent of, but as with the characters I could pick out several little likenesses to Blyton’s – and other authors’ works. I’m not suggesting anything has been copied, but perhaps these were inspirations – or I’ve just read so much children’s books you couldn’t write anything without it reminding me of something!

First up – Five on a Treasure Island, as there is a treasure which has been brought back from Egypt on a ship, then lost. Not totally dissimilar to George’s great-great-great however many grandad who brought the gold ingots which then disappeared. Both turn out to have been hidden, with clues left to its location, though the ones in the Cursed Castle are much more complicated than a single map. The historical back-story is more detailed in Cursed Castle – it includes a curse – and we get quite a sense of Jack Kexley’s personality as the children follow his many clues.

Also like the Famous Five the parents/responsible adults are gotten rid of quickly with the grandparents off on a cruise and Lara’s mother having to suddenly travel abroad for work.

It is also has similarities to The Treasure Hunters, with a large family home/castle likely to be sold due to a lack of money, and then saved by three children who find the long-lost treasure. Mr Bunce and Mr Potts play similar roles, too.

As for non-Blytons it’s a little bit Nancy Drew-ish or even National Treasure-ish given the complexity and number of clues they must find and solve.


Will you like this if you like Blyton?

I think so. It has strong characters both in our main child cast, the baddies and the other adults. The puzzle is somewhat fantastical but that’s part of the fun (a single coded clue would lead to a very short story for one thing), and leads to enough red herrings and suspenseful situations to carry the reader’s interest.

It is modern, set in current time, but is not filled with annoying slang or pop culture references in an attempt to be ‘current’ and so it shouldn’t date quickly at all. The children use a computer to look up some information at one point (a charmingly slow and ancient PC!) but the children are not constantly on mobile phones nor do they use them in solving the mystery or getting out of trouble. There are one or two ‘fart’ jokes courtesy of Rufus but that says more about him than the book.

I have read an interview with Jemma Hatt where she talks about her discussions with a potential publisher over the cover design; they wanted to use stock photos while Jemma was set on having an illustrated cover. I think she was absolutely right on that, as she has ended up with a great series of covers  by Andrew Smith while stock photo covers can so often look cheap and nasty.

On the whole I found it amusing, engaging and I look forward to listening to the next one, and I will review that too.

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Monday #381

You might not have noticed (I certainly didn’t until yesterday) but I have messed up the numbering of the Monday posts. So I’ve just renumbered 75% of them. Somehow I went from Monday #279  back to #230, not once, but TWICE! Last week was Monday #280 as I somehow managed not to make the same mistake a third time, but it has been corrected to #381.

I bet absolutely nobody would notice the numbering discrepancy but I thought I’d better explain just in case someone did and thought they’d lost 100 days somewhere.

If you like Blyton: The Adventurers and the Cursed Castle by Jemma Hatt

and

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent chapter 2

and

Locked down library displays weeks 14 and 15

AHENNY (adj.)

The way people stand when examining other people’s bookshelves.

– Douglas Adam and John Lloyd, The Meaning of Liff.

I think we all recognise that awkward head-tilted-to-one-side posture people use when they’re nosying at books on someone’s shelves (or indeed in a bookshop).

Photo by Ving N on Unsplash

Not a very Blyton-related quote this week, but maybe there are Blytons on the shelves when people go ahenny to look at them! Ahenny is actually a place in the Republic of Ireland but The Meaning of Liff has taken lots of place names and used them to define common feelings or objects for which no English word exists. Many of them are used by my family regularly much to the confusion of anyone who hasn’t read the book. Some extracts can be found here (some might be mildly rude, though).

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Locked down library displays weeks 12 and 13

I’m nearly at the end of these – as I expected I’ve run out of ideas before getting to go back to work.


Day #78

123, ABC


Day #79

Colours and shapes

I had intended to include the first Crayons book; The Day the Crayons Quit but I just couldn’t find it. Of course it was on the shelf the whole time…


Day #80

Annuals

Quite a few Blytons here;

Centre back is Enid Blyton’s Magazine Annual (the first of four) and beside that the 2015 Famous Five Annual, in the middle row are Enid Blyton’s Bedtime Annual 1978, the 2014 Famous Five Annual and the Famous Five Annual based on the 90s TV series, and the front row has the 2015 Famous Five Annual.

The others are Oor Wullie and Broons annuals, from DC Thompson and published in alternate years since 1939.


Day #81

Janet and Allan Ahlberg

Were there ever a better married book producing pairing than the Ahlbergs? We had so much of their stuff growing up and I’ve tried to get as much as I can for Brodie too.

Here is Peepo! (which he is not interested in at all), Baby’s Big Box of Little Books (which make good stacking material as well as reading), Burglar Bill, Each Peach Pear Plum (one of his favourites), The Clothes Horse and Cops and Robbers.

Other great books by the Ahlbergs include the Jolly Postman series, Funnybones and Happy Families (Mrs Wobble the Waitress and so on).


Day #82

Rabbits

This one was for Stef as she just loves bunnies. Beatrix Potter features, naturally.


Day #83

Former library books – local edition

See, I found The Day the Crayons Quit eventually!

Some of these (The two Roald Dahls and the Margaret Mahy one) were bought by my mum when I was a child. There were many more (several Malory Towers books amongst them) but these are the only ones I took when I moved out.

Most of the rest I have acquired since starting work at the library – too many opportunities to rifle the sale shelf! – and a couple (Sleeper and the Spindle and Mealtime) are from my mother-in-law’s branch as she also worked in a library and had too many opportunities to rifle the sale shelf.

One (a very interesting book called Victory in My Hands by Harold Russell, which is about an American soldier who lost his hands in an explosives accident and who then went on to win two Oscars [even though he wasn’t an actor] for the film The Best Years of Our Lives which was about injured US veterans returning from service) is old enough to have a lengthy set of rules pasted inside which includes advice on what to do if there is a infectious disease in the home.


Day #84

Former library books from further afield

These are books I have bought online (one or two were gifts bought online) and all come from libraries within the UK. I don’t mind ex-library books (I know some people avoid them), in fact I actually find them really interesting. The little green one at the back is particularly interesting as it is from Boots (the chemists) lending libraries which I had never heard of.

Below are a few of the internal library markings from some of these books.


Day #85

Former school library books I should have returned

These were all books I read in high school and somehow never returned, probably because I had enjoyed them! A couple were old enough to have been bought for the schools which merged to become the one I attended a few years before I started there.

The Forbidden Game books I just read for fun (somehow I only stole two of the trilogy, though I borrowed them all, and had to buy the other one later…) the middle two were assigned reading in English and the last was a personal choice to read and write about for English.


Day #86

Books some people keep in the bathroom (but I keep in my hall)

This is the second time I’ve forgotten to include the Famous Five for grown-ups books by Bruno Vincent! Those also live in the hall with other, much funnier, books.


Day #87

Orange you glad I’m still doing these displays?

Some of these look a bit red but I assure you that in real life they are orange!

Blytons are The Secret Mountain, Hurrah for the Circus!, The Second Form at St Clare’s, The Mystery of the Spiteful Letters, The Adventures of Mr Pink-Whistle, The Children of Cherry Tree Farm and Twenty Minute Tales. (It makes me think, though, that each of these has probably been published in a multitude of other colours too. How did they decide what colour to make the boards? Do many series have all the books in the same colour at least for the first edition? If not, why the chopping and changing?)

(Title is from the joke:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

though other versions are also available)


Day #88

Angel

I’ve done Buffy and Charmed, so had to also do the Buffy spin-off series! This is my whole collection, though I’m only missing about a dozen as it was a much smaller run of books. (But very consistent in terms of cover style!)


Day #89

Girls’ names

Not quite a baby-names book of books, but a decent list, still. (And of course you can totally use these for boys if that’s what you want to do.)

Anastasia
Anna
Charlotte
Cherry
Claudia
Emily
Gemma
Gertie
Heidi
Jean
Katie and Katy
Kits
Kristie
Maisy
Matilda
Meg
Milly-Molly-Mandy
Pea
Poppy
Prue
Ramona
Sue
Tyke (short for Theodora)


Day #90

Boys’ names

Again, don’t let my arbitrary categorisation of the names stop you using them for whoever you want! (I’d probably give Dick and Wally a miss either way, though).

Alfie
Benjamin
Bill
Charlie
Danny
Dick
Dorian
Flynn
George
Gordon
Harold
Harry
Henry
Jack
James
Percy
Ralfy
Toby
Tom/Thomas
Wally


Day #91

Think pink

I only had five pink books so the rest I borrowed from my sister (desperate times and all that.)


As 100 doesn’t divide equally into 7 day chunks (not sure why I didn’t consider that when I started these posts!) the next and final post will be week 14 plus a couple o days.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Agent

Previously we wrote about what Bill (and Anatoly) got up to during the events of The Valley of Adventure – we called it The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane. Now it’s time to find out what the pair of them were doing during The Sea of Adventure.


Chapter 1

Bill Cunningham was in a pickle. He’d been in some tough spots before but this time the Chief had insisted that he take some time out and lay low somewhere remote. Somehow he’d agreed to take the Mannering-Trent children with him. As he knocked at the door of the young man he knew he could trust to hide him until then, he hoped Anatoly Petrov wasn’t too upset with him for being unable to make his passing out ceremony to full agent.

Anatoly frowned as he heard the quiet knocking on the door to his tiny bedsit. Very few people knew where he lived, and he liked it that way. Silently he slid out of bed and picked up the gun that he always kept close to hand. Crossing the small space he unlocked the door and slid the bolt back, leaving it on a rather heavy chain. He didn’t have a spy-hole, as they were just a perfect way to get your brains blown out. He’d rather take his chances by opening the door well armed.

Bill knocked again at the door, his hand on his own gun, aware of the slimmest chance that it wasn’t Anatoly in there. After all, he wasn’t sure if the people he was supposed to be hiding from didn’t know about Anatoly or couldn’t have infiltrated him.

In a deliberately thick accent Anatoly said “Hold your donkeys, I am coming,” and allowed the door to open the few inches allowed by the chain.

“I couldn’t get the donkeys up these stairs,” Bill replied seriously, responding to their shared code to identify themselves.

Satisfied that firstly it was Bill as he knew the voice and he had given the correct response to his idiotic statement – and that nothing particularly dangerous was happening in the stairwell –  he closed the door only long enough to remove the chain. If Bill had wanted him to be ready for trouble he would have used the phrase ‘hurry up, my ass is freezing out here’ or ‘my ass is roasting out here’ depending on the weather conditions. He made up his mind to suggest they move away from equine code phrases in the future as he opened the door and let Bill slide in at speed.

Bill smiled weakly at Anatoly. “Thank you. Sorry for disturbing you so late, but I have a favour to ask of you.”

“It is not a problem,” Anatoly said, locking the door again. He turned and motioned Bill to the chair in the ‘kitchen’ part of his room. There was only one, so he sat on the bed again. Thankfully he had not been in bed to sleep, and was still dressed. “What can I do for you? You have been off the radar for quite a while. Are you in trouble?”

“May I smoke?” Bill asked, reaching for his pipe.

“Yes, of course,” Anatoly said, reaching for his own pack of cigarettes but holding out the box of matches so that Bill could light his pipe first. He watched as his mentor sat back and puffed until the tobacco caught and then blew out a stream of smoke.

“I am in a bit of trouble and am having to lay low,” Bill said. “May I stay here tonight, before I catch my train from Euston tomorrow?”

“Stay here?” Anatoly repeated, looking around the small space he called his own. There was a single bed which he was sitting on, his trunk where he stored his clothes and things at the end, a sink, a unit with a small stove, and the armchair that Bill currently occupied. He had chosen an armchair rather than squeeze in a table and dining chair. The toilet was out in the hall, shared with a few flats. “I mean, of course you can, but it would be an awful squeeze.” He owed Bill so much that he couldn’t refuse him a place to hide for a few days.

“I’d appreciate it,” Bill said through the smoke. “I can sleep in this chair, and I’ll need to be central to organise my escape.” He paused and glanced sideways at Anatoly. “I’m sorry I didn’t make your passing out. I’m quite proud of you, you know.”

Anatoly shrugged as nonchalantly as he could, glad the room was dim as it hid his suddenly red face. “I knew you would have had good reason not to be there.” The passing out ceremony had been on his nineteenth birthday – so it had been a double celebration for him, though he’d had nobody to share it with.

“I did try my hardest to get there,” Bill said softly. “I didn’t want you to be on your own.”

Anatoly felt his face turn impossibly redder, whether at the kindness Bill was showing or the reminder that nobody else in the SIS really liked him he didn’t know. “Being hunted is a pretty good reason for not showing,” he said. “Who is after you?” he asked after a moment. “Is it that gang you were after the last time we spoke?”

Bill nodded, “It is the same lot. Unfortunately I slipped up and need to lie low for a while, so I’m taking the children away as cover. I’m to travel as their tutor. Do you think you can put up with me until then?”

“Well, as long as you do not snore…” he said, having worked with Bill long enough to feel like he could risk a joke at his expense.

“I do not snore,” Bill said with a sly smile. “I know it’s not ideal, but I thought it would give us some time to talk, and I’m almost certain that no one would look for me here.”

“No, I do not suspect they would,” Anatoly agreed. “As the junior agent, though, I must insist that you have the bed.”

Bill waived him away. “No, as the senior agent, I insist that you have the bed. It’s your bed after all.”

“Well, if you are sure…” Anatoly wasn’t sure if he was supposed to argue it any further. “Should I take a message into HQ with me tomorrow?”

“I’ll write a letter before you leave in the morning. I may have some little errands for you to do if you get time tomorrow,” Bill said with a smile.

“Yes, of course, I do not have much lined up for the next few days.”

“You wait until I’m gone, then the higher ups will have lots of things for you to do,” Bill laughed. “I think we should get as much sleep as possible now, don’t you?”

“I can hardly wait, I have barely been out on my own yet since I qualified,” Anatoly grumbled. “And not until you have told me all about the trouble you have found yourself in! I want to know what I am getting into, harbouring a fugitive like you.”

“I’m only a fugitive to the wrong people,” Bill laughed. “I’m still on your side, remember?”

“I know, but I still want to hear all about it. As much as you can tell me, of course.”

“All right,” Bill said with a smile. “However you’re making me feel like a old grandfather telling a kid a story,” he laughed but then proceeded to tell Anatoly all he was allowed to.

Anatoly sat back against the pillows and listened to Bill’s tale of tracking down a rogue gang, and the subsequent realisation that they were then coming after him. He stifled a laugh when he heard how Bill had tackled Philip in his own garden, thinking him a member of the gang, but sobered when Bill said that a gang member had actually been lying in wait around the other side of the house. A short time later he clicked out the light and settled in bed, Bill sat in the armchair with his feet propped on the trunk and a spare blanket spread over himself.

To be continued…

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