Monday #372

Don’t ask me what week of lockdown we are into now, I don’t know and honestly I don’t care to know. Time has lost all meaning at the moment. I’m just trying to take each day and week as they come.

Malory Towers episodes 5&6

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Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 10

and

Locked down library week 4

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

– Mason Cooley

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Locked down library book displays 3

In case you missed them, here are links to week 1 and week 2, and now for week 3!


Day #15

Vehicles

Brodie has a real thing for anything with wheels. He loves cars but has a special fondness for buses, diggers, nangs (any emergency vehicle as they go ‘nang-nang-nang’ with their sirens on), tractors, trains, cement mixers, lorries,vans…

This is a bit of an interactive one as two of the books have those vastly irritating buttons which play sounds. (The level of irritation you experience is directly proportional to how many times your child presses the same one over and over and over.)


Day #16

Harry Potter

 

One of my other big passions – Harry Potter! I actually joined this bandwagon quite late – I usually can’t stand it when there’s a huge hype about something new and everyone’s reading/watching because it’s the ‘in’ thing. I remember reading the first chapter of the second Harry Potter book at Brownie camp and thinking it wasn’t all that great… Not sure if it was because I was missing the context provided by the first book or I was still in a mood about it all.

Anyway, I watched the first film several years after it came out, then watched however many more were out at that point, and then decided to read the books. I’ve now read them a few times and listened to the audiobooks countless times as that’s what I fall asleep to every night. I also do a lot of Harry Potter quizzes on Facebook… probably too many.

A close of of a couple of bits of this below:


Day #17

Winnie the Pooh

This was another request. I have an aunt who is Tigger mad.

 


Day #18

The Tiger Who Came to Tea

This was one of my favourites when I was little. I tried to organise the foods in the order they appear in the book – the tiger eats all the sandwiches on the plate, and all the buns (I was loose with the definition of ‘buns’ hence the doughnuts etc), all the cakes in the tin, all the tins in the cupboard, all the food in the fridge and so on. Plus I made a rainbow with the plates which I like!

Here’s an after shot once the tiger has eaten his fill:


Day #19

Grammar

I’m sure it comes as no surprise to any of you that I have a lot of books about spelling and grammar! The writing on the notepad is a misquote from Buffy when Xander says “To read makes our speaking English good.” Which brings us nicely to my next display.


Day #20

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Along with Enid Blyton and Harry Potter I also love Buffy. Enid was my first big love and Buffy was probably the second, ever since I saw it at a friend’s house then bought season one and half of season two on video from HMV (yes, younger readers, you got three videos in a boxset and that only fitted around 12 episodes so you had to buy two to get a whole season. They took up a LOT of space!). I’ve watched every episode countless times.

This is just a tiny selection of my Buffy book collection. I probably have around a hundred books. Mostly original novels based on the series, but also some novelisations of episodes and various guides and scripts. I remember a few of the first season novelisations coming to my high school library and the kids went mental for them and there was a huge waiting list. I ended up going and buying Blooded by Christopher Golden and Nancy Holder in Waterstones. And then I left it on my shelf for absolutely ages because I was afraid I wouldn’t like it. But then I read it, loved it, and never looked back.

Below is a close up of Giles who I bought in Toys R Us. He was the only character they had left, and they had dozens and dozens of him. I felt really sorry for poor Giles. He’s so cool, I mean he’s a librarian after all!


Day #21

Star Wars

I like Star Wars – I’ve seen the original trilogy dozens of times but this is all Ewan’s stuff as he’s more into it than I am.


So there’s a little insight into a few of my other obsessions! I didn’t mean to write so much.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 9

Last time Bill and his crew including Philip arrived back in the valley and made their way to the treasure caves.

Chapter 9

Anatoly rolled the best he could, finishing in a crouch, so that he could reach for his gun if it was needed. He looked at Thompson to see if they should scout forward or send for the others to join them. He wondered how much further they would need to go to get to the other children and this old couple he was being told about.

Thompson motioned him forwards, and drawing their guns and torches, they dropped a foot or so down the hole, and into a long tunnel. It took a moment for their eyes to adjust to the dark, and they made sure the immediate area was clear before Thompson whistled for the rest to join them. Down the tunnel they went, following its winding curves until at last they came out into a vast cave full of glowing white stalactites. Philip had described this to them all on the plane, but it was something else to see it in person.

“What a sight,” one of the men said, after they had shone their torches around every shining column and ascertained there was nobody around.

“It’s the cave of stars next,” Philip said.

“Hush,” said Bill, holding a hand out for silence. They all froze, and sure enough, from somewhere further into the caves came the sound of quick-moving footsteps. It was impossible for them to tell which way they were headed and so the men hurried forwards, in a neat formation, Bill near the front.

“Halt!” he shouted, and to everyone’s relief, half a dozen torches shone on three children, a parrot and two elderly people.

“Stand still! Put your hands up!” he continued. The footsteps stopped and suddenly there was a squeal, making everyone jump.

“Bill! BILL! Oh, Bill, we thought you were never coming!” then the owner of the voice, who as it turned out, was Lucy-Ann, ran up to Bill and flung herself on her father figure. The others followed, shouting in delight to Bill and Philip as Lucy-Ann flung herself on Philip after Bill’s surprised hug.

“Philip! Dear Philip, you did escape and get to Bill!” she babbled on excitedly as Jack and Dinah welcomed the sight of Bill and his team.

The team of agents and Anatoly gently guided the old couple over to Bill who greeted them gently as they were clearly very scared and overwhelmed about the amount of people suddenly in there.

“Now – where are these men?” Bill asked, looking around.

I bolted them in,” came the surprising statement from a proud-looking Jack.

You did what?” Philip demanded, but had to acquiesce to Bill who inserted himself bodily in front of Jack to interrogate him fully. Anatoly had squeezed in close too, so he heard all about the hole behind the painting, the tunnel to the fern-cave, Jack’s tussle with Pepi – Jack seemed grateful to hear that Pepi had not escaped and was now more securely locked up – and how Jack had had his brilliant idea of locking the men inside the treasure caves.

Bill considered this, listening to the story carefully, occasionally making eye contact with Anatoly. “Well – that seems pretty good work to me! But it won’t be an easy job routing them out of those caves. I wonder if we could take them by surprise from the back – get in at that picture-hole and give them a shock.”

Jack was pleased with this idea, and Bill agreed that they ought to leave a couple of men at the door to create a distraction while the others snuck in through the tunnel. Anatoly hoped fervently he would not be left as a distraction-causer as the other option sounded much more exciting. He looked hopefully to Bill who shot him a quick grin. “Don’t worry, you’ll be perfect for squeezing through narrow tunnels,” he said, acknowledging his skinny build.

“…Jack, you come with me and the others, and show me the way back to your fern-cave, and through the cave of echoes to the passage that leads to the hole at the back of that picture,” Bill said. Then he turned to his men and sorted out who was staying there. “…and Petrov with me as well. You two, Smith and Bentley, stay here to help create the diversion.”

And so they set off, retracing their steps back to the waterfall they had passed earlier. They were able to move less cautiously now that they knew all the men were accounted for and there was a sense of excitement amongst them all.

They crawled into the mossy-floored fern cave and Jack led the way into the tunnel at the back. Anatoly found it fairly easy to follow him, but he could tell that not everyone in his party agreed. There were a lot of mutterings, gruntings and even swear words being issued from some of them as they squeezed their way along through the narrow space.

Anatoly was glad that he was slight as his some of his colleagues got stuck in the drain-pipe like tunnel. He had to help Andrews out by pulling him out of the hole. That did help him be slightly smug as they moved through the rest of the cave system, with Jack leading them.

“I must say that you children manage to get into the most marvellous scrapes. My I’m hot!” Bill said as they reached the cave of echoes. “Hot, hot, HOT HOT,” went the echoes. “That, that, THAT, THAT!”

They quickly realised it was just the echoes bouncing around the rocky walls, but none of them expected was the roar from Jack’s bird Kiki, who began to squawk, making all the agents who were unused to Kiki jump, and even caused Anatoly to half pull out his gun.

They all covered their ears as she did her express-train whistle which sounded horrendous in the confined space as it echoed around and around until it seemed to be embedded deep inside their heads.

With Kiki suitably scolded they carried on, and after Bill commandeered the rope that Anders had tied around his waist, they shinned up a sheer section, and soon came to the hole behind the picture at the back of the treasure caves.

One by one they jumped down from the hole, all grateful to be able to stand straight after being contorted in such a tight space. Jack gave them some directions, and Bill ordered them all to be quiet as they crept through the cave of gold, the cave of books and the one of pictures.

They all stood in silence so that they could hear if the other men were doing their part of the job. Anatoly heard Jack speak to Bill after a fraction of a second of silence. “It’s the men. Hark! They must have got rocks or something to hammer at the door like that. They really will break it down, I should think, by the noise.”

The boy was right, there was a great noise coming from the room, smashing, crashing and yelling going on.

“Now’s our chance,” Anatoly heard Bill whisper. The rest of the men nodded, and drew their weapons, ready for the ambush.

To be continued…

(N.B. if any of the dialogue appears familiar it is because we have borrowed it from the book).

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Letters to Enid 22: from volume 2 issue 10

Previous letters pages can be found here. I wonder what today’s children would write if the magazine was still going? Or what 1954’s children would have written if they were in our situation.


Letters page from Volume 2, issue 10. May 12th – 25th 1954

OUR

LETTER PAGE

 A letter from Trevor Harper, Hulls Lane, Sandon, Essex.
Dear Enid Blyton,
I must thank you for my lovely Sunbeam badge. I have shown it to my school teachers and they think it is a very nice one. I have been saving my bus money and have been walking to school, so I am able to send you 6s. for the little blind children. We have a blind man who comes to our school to tune the piano.
Lots of love from,
Trevor Harper.

(You have kind legs as well as a kind heart, Trevor. Well done!)

A letter from Pauling Roberts, 15 Tonbridge Road, Redditch, Stockport. 
My dear Enid Blyton,
I am writing to tell you that I went to the Mayor’s Children’s Ball in Stockport Town Hall. It was a fancy-dress party, and I went as “Enid Blyton’s Magazine”. My Mummy dressed me up. I won First Prize, and I was thrilled, and i thought how nice it would be to tell you.
Lots of love from
Pauline Roberts.

(What a good idea, Pauline! I do wish I’d seen you walking into the hall dressed up as our magazine!)

A letter from Jane Bate, 305 Daventry Road, Cheylsmore, Coventry.
Dear Enid Blyton,
I have a very bad memory, and when any of my friends ask me what my F.F. Club number is, I can’t remember it. The other day I had an idea. I wrote my number on a very tiny piece of paper and stuck it on the back of my badge. Now when anyone asks me what my number is, all I have to do is look on the back of my badge.
With lots of love from
Jane Bate

(I’ll pass on your good idea to our readers, Jane. Thank you!)


Another rare letter from a boy. I am entirely too cynical but it seems like the winning letter is always one which includes a donation to one of Blyton’s charities. Almost as if they’re buying their place as the weekly winner… (I’m sure they’re doing nothing of the sort, really, that’s just the random sort of thoughts I have sometimes.)

I really love the Enid Blyton’s Magazine costume idea. The first time I read that letter I only skimmed it and entirely missed the costume and wondered why she was writing to say she went to a party and won a prize… I wish I’d seen it too. I’m trying to imagine how it was constructed. Card, painted orange and then written on? Perhaps her face as the picture?

I’m a little baffled by Jane’s letter, though. How often did her F.F. club number come up in conversation? Did children really constantly ask each other what their number was?

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Monday #371

A change to the usual schedule for the moment. I know that children had to wait almost a whole year from the start of a serialised novel in Enid Blyton’s magazine to the final chapter but this is the internet and we don’t have to stand for that!

So as of this week there will be a new chapter of fan fiction every Friday. There are another few weeks of The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane to go then it’ll be something I’ve written alone – Conquering the Castle. That is about Julian, Darrell, Sally, David and Anatoly visiting St Andrews Castle. Then we will plunge straight into The Mystery of the Missing Agent which is Cunningham and Petrov 2, based on the events of The Sea of Adventure. 

In a similar vein I am going to dedicate Sunday to my locked down library displays as I started posting them after I’d done about five weeks worth and I’m sure you don’t want to be seeing them until Christmas.

Wednesday will be a variety of the usual content – book reviews, TV reviews and whatever else I can think up!

Letters to Enid 23

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Fan fic Friday Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane

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Locked down library displays 3

“When we read a story, we inhabit it. The covers of the book are like a roof and four walls. What is to happen next will take place within the four walls of the story. And this is possible because the story’s voice makes everything its own.”
― John Berger, Keeping a Rendezvous

 

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 8

Last time Bill collected Anatoly and two other agents from an airstrip in Austria and they began the final part of their journey to the valley.

Chapter 8

Soon they were coming into land at the valley that Philip pointed out. The silence when the engines were killed was almost deafening. The agents, seat belts off, guns out, waited to see if any if the men Philip had told them about came running out.

After a moment, when no one came to see about the noise, the agents then pushed open the doors and dropped to the ground silently. Anatoly gripped his gun as he landed and waited on tenterhooks for his orders from Bill.

Bill left the controls of the plane and climbed out, with Philip following him, and issued his orders, “Scatter, search down here, keep your eyes open for anyone higher up.”

Like the well-practised agents they were they fanned out, keeping their eyes peeled. Nothing stirred. The air was still, everything was still and almost unnaturally so.

Anatoly picked his way up a slope and had just caught sight of a distant building of some sound before a cry went up. One of his colleagues had found something. Clutching his weapon he hurried back the way he had come to see Smith leading a dishevelled man across to Bill.

On Bill’s orders Smith took the man over to a wooden hut and locked him in, pocketing the key. He winked at Anatoly as he returned to the group. “Better luck next time, Petrov.”

“There are still seven men to be accounted for,” Bill was saying. “Right. Well, now – we’d better set off to these treasure caves. Look out, men, in case there’s any ambush. We don’t want to be shot up without warning.”

The men, nodded, Bill directing the men in line with Philip’s instructions from behind. Anatoly was moving stealthily bringing up the rear, not wanting to take a chance that someone might still be down below.

They passed several burnt out homes and a half-burnt cowshed. It was eerie, how deserted the place was. The mountains loomed high all around, making the space feel quite enclosed despite being several miles across.

They marvelled at the waterfall when they reached it. Anatoly was sure he’d never seen such a large one, nor one that spouted so suddenly from inside the rock. He listened as Philip described the route they would take, explaining how they had followed Otto Engler’s map. It took them above the waterfall, on rather a precipitous path, then down the other side to where a curiously bent birch-tree stood.

“The next part’s a bit rough going,” Philip said apologetically. He hadn’t exaggerated, Bill thought as they scrambled along a cliffside, using bushes and trees as hand-holds for at least twenty minutes, until they came to a smooth expanse of black rock, and then on to a tiny burbling spring. From there they could easily see the rock that looked like a human figure, and Bill had them all hunker down. They watched for a few minutes, four men using field-glasses to scan all around as they had been doing for the whole journey.

“Not a soul,” Thompson reported, stowing his glasses back on his kit belt.

“Where are they all?” Anatoly dared to wonder out loud as they all prepared to set off again. “I was expecting this place to be swarming with men.”

“They must all be inside the treasure caves still,” Bill said. “But I don’t like it either. Let’s keep a low profile anyway, we’ve no idea when they might reappear. Can you see the entrance from here, Philip?”

Philip squinted at the rocky cliff, lined with shelves of rock. “I can’t make it out from here, but it’s about halfway up.” In ones and twos the men crept closer and closer to the strange statue-like rock, all on high alert. Bill had Philip wedged between himself and another burly man, ready to shove him to the ground if necessary.

“The cave’s just there,” Philip pointed as soon as they were close enough. They all looked up, several guns pointing in the same direction.

“All right,” Bill said in a low voice. “Anders, Patterson, Ainsley, I want you down here covering us as we climb up.”

“Shall I go first? I think I’d better!” Philip asked Bill as Anatoly readied himself next to Bill, his gun cocked in the same direction as everyone else’s wondering what was going to happen next. This place was giving him the the chills, it was too quiet.

“I don’t think so,” Bill said firmly. “I’m not having you climb up first and have your head blown off if there’s someone just inside. You can wait down here, and I’ll give you the signal when it’s safe to come up.”

“Oh, but Bill!” Philip grumbled as Anatoly moved forward and muttered to Bill;

“Should I lead the way, sir? That way you are less likely to get injured if they are waiting for us, or there is a trap.”

Bill cast an eye over Anatoly, and thought for a moment. It was a dangerous thing to do, to go up first and pop one’s head over the ledge. On the plus side Anatoly had quick reactions and could make the climb no problem. On the down side, he was still young and inexperienced.

“I want two of you to go up together, a little way ahead of the rest of us,” he said at last. Stop as near the cave as you can, and listen for anyone waiting. Thompson, you and Petrov can be up front on this one. Petrov, you’re to wait for Thompson’s say so before making any moves. Got that?”

Anatoly nodded, a little disgruntled on the inside, but mature and well trained enough not to argue with Bill at this point. He could risk himself being sent back to the plane if he played up. He waited for Thompson to nod his head and then they two of them moved forward to the ledge.

At the last moment they tucked their guns back into their holsters to leave both hands free for climbing, and relying on their colleagues to provide cover, they began to climb. It hadn’t looked a particularly long way from the ground, but it was a considerable climb. Both men were hot and sweating by the time they pulled themselves up to the penultimate ledge below the cave, a low whistle from the ground warning them they had reached the last safe spot.

They could hear the rest of the men climbing up below them, small rocks skittering down as they were knocked or broke away from the main cliff. Thompson peeled one hand from where it was clinging on and motioned for silence.

A cool breeze ruffled Anatoly’s curls as they waited, ears straining for any sound inside. All he could hear was the pounding of his own heart. Apparently Thompson couldn’t hear anything untoward either, as a moment later he gave the signal and they heaved themselves up and over onto the wide ledge.

To be continued…

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Locked down library book displays 2

I shared photos of my first week of displays here and now I’m back with what I did back in week 2 (it’s currently week 6…).


Day #8

Treasure

Fairly straightforward – books about treasure of some kind.

From back left:

  • Treasure at Amory’s (Lone Pine #15) – Malcolm Saville
  • The Adventure of the Secret Necklace – Enid Blyton
  • The Story of the Treasure Seekers – E Nesbit
  • Treasure Island – R L Stevenson (library copy)
  • The Fearless Treasure – Noel Streatfeild
  • Treasure Island – R L Stevenson (my own copy)
  • The Treasure of the Trevellyans – Doris Pocock
  • The Treasure Hunters – Enid Blyton
  • The Mystery of the Hidden Gold (Adventure Island #3) – Helen Moss

Day #9.1

Enid Blytons

I didn’t manage a proper display on day 9 was I was working on my April Fool’s blog about jokes and pranks. These were some of the books I hauled off my shelves for research purposes.

Day 9.2

School stories

Having had a lot of school books out that night the next day I did a proper display using books set in schools.

From back left:

  • Murder Most Unladylike (Wells and Wong Mystery #1) – Robin Stevens
  • The Leader of the Lower School – Angela Brazil
  • The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events #5) – Lemony Snicket
  • Three Terms at Uplands – Angela Brazil
  • An Apple for the Teacher – Charlaine Harris and other authors
  • The Demon Headmaster (The Demon Headmaster #1) – Gillian Cross
  • Upper Fourth at Malory Towers – Enid Blyton
  • An Exciting Term – Angela Brazil
  • The Second Form at St Clare’s – Angela Brazil
  • The Turbulent Term of Tyke Tyler – Gene Kemp
  • The Song of the Abbey (The Abbey Girls #37) – Elsie J Oxenham
  • Mischief at St Rollo’s – Enid Blyton
  • Noddy Goes to School – Enid Blyton
  • Kits at Clynton Court School – May Wynne

Day #10

Paddington Bear by Michael Bond

This was by request of my mum (by request I mean repeated demand) as Paddington is her favourite. Despite the Paddington on the right being Brodie’s less preferred comfort toy (he used to love them equally but try to put him to bed with this instead of the older dirtier one now and he’ll say no over and over) he still swiped it at least twice before I got a picture.


Day #11

Noddy

You can’t do Blyton displays without using Noddy!

I used two sets of Noddy Fuzzy Felts one from the 50s and one from the 2000s, as well as Noddy and his car (or Oui Oui as the packaging said in my case) who are beside Noddy’s house-for-one as built by me. At the back is my Noddy Treasury which contains the first four books. The large open book is My Second Big Noddy Book.


Day #12

The Lone Pine books by Malcolm Saville

A selection from the 20 Lone Pine books (the ones I have with dust jackets or printed covers!). A little Mackie, a lone pine tree and some pine cones plus a postcard of Hemperley Farm in Church Stretton aka Ingles Farm in the books.


Day #13

On the farm

A number of Brodie’s farm books, plus a couple of Blyton ones at the back (again my others like The Children of Willow Farm etc don’t have dust jacket).

Brodie really liked playing with this one after I had photographed it.


Day #14

Colouring books

You can’t borrow colouring books from the library but lots of libraries do colouring in groups for adults as well as children. At the front you can see my Famous Five colouring book – I have since finished colouring in the sea!


Week two done, how many more weeks? Who knows.

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Monday #370

I’ve lost track of what week of lockdown we are in now, but I do know that it’s now May. See I might not always know what day it is but I at least know the months!

Locked down library displays 2

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Fan fic Friday:

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 8

“Books were safer than other people anyway.”
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Seems apt for the current circumstances!

Just some of my lock down companions.

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April 2020 round up

We are well into week 5 of lockdown (week 6 if you’re us and had a week of self isolation first…) so this will look a bit different to usual.


What I have read

  • What Could Possibly Go Wrong (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #6) – Jodi Taylor
  • Ships, Stings and Wedding Rings (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #6.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • Dead and Loving it – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Dead Over Heels – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Undead and Unworthy (Undead #7) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Lies, Damned Lies and History (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #7) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Great St Mary’s Day Out (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #7.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • My Name is Markham (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #7.6) – Jodi Taylor
  • Dessicated Water (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #7.7) – Jodi Taylor
  • Undead and Unwelcome (Undead #8) – MaryJanice Davidson
  • Five on a Hike Together – reviewed here and here
  • And the Rest is History (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #8) – Jodi Taylor
  • Markham and the Anal Probing* (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #8.1) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Very First Damned Thing (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #0.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Making of Outlander: The Official Guide to Seasons 3 & 4 – Tara Bennett
  • A Perfect Storm (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #8.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • Christmas Past (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #8.6) – Jodi Taylor
  • An Argumentation of Historians (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #9) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Battersea Barricades (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #9.5) – Jodi Taylor
  • The Steam Pump Jump (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #9.6) – Jodi Taylor
  • And Now for Something Completely Different (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #9.7) – Jodi Taylor

As always I’ve got some on the go that I haven’t finished

  • Oz: Into the Wild – Christopher Golden
  • Hope for the Best (The Chronicles of St Mary’s #10) – Jodi Taylor

I thought I hadn’t found much extra time for reading but it seems I was wrong. Lots are short stories but there are still ten full books there as well!

There are also a LOT of St Mary’s books! Mostly on Audible but some of the short stories on Kindle as I already had them and didn’t want to pay £6 for a two hour or under listen. The new one came out on April 16 and I’ve now only got to finish #10, and then two more short stories before I can read it!

*NB contains no actual probing.

The Oz book is one of the Buffy series. A few years ago I started reading my whole collection in order of when they’re set in relation to the TV series. I couldn’t get into this one and so I stalled. This is now the third time I’ve tried to read this one and thankfully I got past the opening chapters and may actually finish it.


What I have watched

  • One Man, Two Guvnors starring Jemima Rooper who made an excellent girl acting as a boy, as always!
  • The live-action Lion King
  • Hollyoaks though it’s down to two episodes a week at the moment
  • Buffy seasons 2, 3 and some of 4 as we’ve been sticking it on just about every night
  • A few more episodes of Outlander season 5

What I have done

  • A fair bit of gardening. We haven’t so much as cut the grass in our private bit of garden in the past 5 years as we never use it – it doesn’t get much sun and there’s a much larger communal area. But I thought Brodie would enjoy playing with mud so I dug out a bit of the flower bed and then decided to carry on. I have some wildflower seed bombs ready to go in when it’s all cleared and I will leave him a space for playing too.
  • Other ways I have tried to amuse Brodie; an ‘assault course‘ of planks and bricks to balance on, made bubble bath foam (total disaster – he hated it), made gloop with cornflour and water (he loved this at least), dug out his play tent and tunnel, had an indoor picnic and a garden one too.
  • Gone on a daily walk for at least an hour
  • Started some workouts that have been put online (so far Boxfit, Pilates, BodyBalance and Tabata). Brodie joins in sometimes and other times used me as a tunnel to crawl under or a surface to drive cars on.
  • I started last month but have continued with daily book displays using what I can find around the house.
  • Started a cross stitch I got free from someone who was clearing out – it’s of Tigger so I can put it in Brodie’s room when it’s done.
  • Weekly Zoom and Whatsapp quizzes with my family and Ewan’s, and some scavenger hunts too.

What has your month looked like?

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Five on a Hike Together part 2

Last time I left off just as the Julian decides that they are going to visit Two Trees and Gloomy Water to see if they can find Saucy Jane (but avoid Maggie who Knows). 


The adventure begins

We are a little over halfway through the book by now, and yet we are only just at the part where the real adventure begins. 

That’s not to say the previous chapters have been boring or eventless, but apart from the strange message in the night it hasn’t been adventurous. 

But now, we get to see the places from the message Dick was given. Two Trees is slightly sinister burnt out ruin and Gloomy Water is exactly as it sounds from the name. I’m stuck with some strange mental images having formed them when I was a child and reading this for the first time and they’re hard to get rid of.

Firstly the two trees are palm trees in my head (no idea why – I did know it was England and not the tropics!) and Gloomy Water is annoyingly small and bordered by a ridiculously even line of shrub/hedges. 

As they were not prepared for camping they end up in the cellars – and I’m absolutely with Anne that having lots of other doors and rooms down there is more than a tad creepy. 

Quickly the hunt for Saucy Jane starts – she’s not in the boat house, so where else could a boat be?

This is the first time I’ve really thought about the history of the house and the boats. Merry Meg, Cheeky Charlie, and Careful Carrie. Were they named after some of the people that lived at Two Trees? (Also why are three alliterative but not the fourth?) Blyton uses Saucy Jane as the name of the narrow boat in The Saucy Jane too, but I’m not sure if it’s a common boat name or not.

I definitely felt a pang or two reading about the little boat house and the boats with the cushions and everything just mouldering away.


Dick and Maggie

An adventure becomes more adventurous when the baddies show up. Dick never got his message but obviously Maggie sought him out and let him know. 

They naturally turn up to do some treasure hunting themselves and are not happy to find the Five right in their way. They attempt to be threatening and menacing but are unarmed and therefore easily held off by Timmy. We know Dirty Dick can be violent and dangerous from our earlier meeting with him, so there is an air from him, but otherwise he and Maggie are not the toughest enemies the Five have faced.

They do steal the Five’s food in an attempt to get rid of them, but Timmy just steals their food in return, and there is an incident where Dirty Dick rows their boat into the Fives’ raft but other than that it’s fairly conflict free. Dick and Maggie think that as the kids have to be back at school on Monday they can just wait it out – of course they have no idea that the Five know about the hidden loot and have all the clues to find it.

The Five find the loot first, but it’s actually a close call. Dick and Maggie are obviously smart people even if they don’t look it because they work out the clues and are extremely close to finding the right spot on the lake themselves. They are hampered by there only being two of them, though, and having the children so close they don’t want to give anything away.

So it’s a moonlight dip for the boys to recover the loot and outwit Dick and Maggie.


Nitpicks, observations and other comments

As always I noted various things that seemed like contradictions, curiosities, plot holes and so on. 

  • Julian creates a comprehensive list of things the girls are to pack but leaves off underwear. As nobody ever goes to the toilet I suppose they never change their pants either.
  • The woman at the inn says that the nearest vet is in Great Giddings but no bus goes there. Surely a village big enough to have a vet would have a bus going there or at least close? It made me think of Robbie Coltrane in the Comic Strip Presents episodes, he would have made it sound very sinister. 
  • The escaped prisoner says to Dick I saw you go in [to the barn] and I’ve got to go in half a tick. This guy is on the run from the police and has agreed to deliver two messages as he goes. So why does he see Dick go into the barn and then wait around for ages? Dick had time to fall asleep, dream and awaken and the narrative has the moon rise etc. There’s no suggestion that there is anyone else around to see him, so unless he saw Dick enter the barn then went off and saw Maggie then returned, I’ve no idea what he was doing all that time.
  • After their run in with the unhelpful policeman George says I hope his dinner’s gone cold. How does she know that he was eating his dinner? We know because Blyton told us but the Five don’t see him at his dinner and he doesn’t say anything about them interrupting his meal.
  • Not strictly a nitpick but George mentions that her mother lived in a town at some point. Kirrin has belonged to her mother’s family for generations so I always assumed that Fanny has been in Kirrin all her life.
  • When Dirty Dick arrives at Gloomy Water he doesn’t recognise Dick, yet they met at his house when he turfs him out. 
  • The bit of paper reads Chimney but later they say One Chimney as if that’s its name. Similarly the prisoner who sent the message is referred to as both Nailer and The Nailer.

Next post: Five Have a Wonderful Time

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Monday #369

Five on a Hike Together part 2

and

April round up

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

– Oscar Wilde

I’m an avid re-reader, and not just with my Blytons. Now is certainly a good time to revisit old favourites.

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 7

Previously Bill went up to Gairdon to collect Philip, and then they set off in a plane to Austria.

Chapter 7

Almost trembling with excitement Anatoly packed his things, paid the landlady and went to see if he could catch a lift out of  town in the right direction with some of the farmers moving about after delivering their wares to the scattered villages.

He managed to find himself a lift in the right direction and paid the farmer handsomely when he was taken as far as possible. He slipped down off the cart, checked his compass and set off at a fast walk towards where he knew the airfield was.

He was the first one to arrive, and he settled down in a corner, to have a rest and wait for Bill’s planes to land and the other agents who could make it to the allotted meeting point, to join him.

From the message he had received he was expecting Bill to arrive by four, four-thirty at the latest. He wasn’t too concerned when it reached five pm, but when the clocked ticked on to six he was slightly worried. Two other agents had arrived by then, and they sat together pensively, wondering what had happened to the promised pick-up.

“Do you think they will come?” Anatoly asked.

Thompson shrugged laconically. “Might have been a change of plan. Maybe they decided to head straight to the valley instead of wasting time diverting to get us. We’ll just have to wait and see.”

“We’ve got a wireless set up,” Smith reminded him. “A message will come through sooner or later. Hopefully sooner, I’ve been bored out of my mind this past week. I could do with some action even if it’s just making our way back home.”

Anatoly nodded though he began chewing on his thumb nail. He didn’t want to tell the others what he had found out, in case Bill didn’t want it shared. He got up after a moment and wandered around the hanger for a moment, his nervous energy getting the better of him. As he went to the front of the hanger he thought he heard the sound of an approaching engine.

His heart rate picked up as he scanned the sky, spotting the white underbelly of a plane. He watched it circle lower, shading his eyes from the sun which was sliding down in the sky. As it approached for its landing he caught sight of the insignia on the tail, the markings on the sides, and realised that it was not Bill’s plane.

Smith wandered over, taking out a cigarette. “Is it the boss?” he asked, as he lit his cigarette, and offered Anatoly the box.

“No,” Anatoly replied despondently, taking a cigarette. He stuck it in his mouth and then took the box of matches, striking one and holding it to the end of the cigarette until it caught. Shaking the match out he discarded it and handed the box back. They turned away as the plane touched down, heading back to their little corner. “I wish I knew what was going on,” Anatoly said. They were under instruction to only radio in at their prescribed times unless there was an emergency or information of utmost importance had come up.

“Don’t we all, mate,” Smith replied. “The boss’ll have his reasons for leaving us high and dry. We’ll get orders eventually.”

Anatoly nodded and sucked on the cigarette. “I wonder if there is any food in this place,” he added as his stomach rumbled. “I was in such a rush to get here, I forgot to pick up supplies.”

They managed to scrounge a meal from the hut, but it wasn’t up to much, and they bedded down for the night amongst some bushes near the perimeter fence, taking it in turns to keep watch although they knew a plane coming in to land would wake them.

In the morning the rose, washed and shaved as best they could at the cold water tap outside and resumed waiting.

A small plane landed just past eight, and they kept well back out of the way. And finally, at half-past nine, two medium aeroplanes with a familiar look circled, and came into land.

The door to the nearest plane was flung open and the stairs lowered. They watched keenly as Bill appeared in the doorway and stepped out.

“Smith. Thompson,” he said, nodding at the two men. “Petrov.” He nodded at Anatoly too.

“Ready to go?”

“Yes, sir!” they all replied, knowing better than to ask why they were so late. The just crossed the tarmac quickly and boarded the plane. There were five other agents on board, Bill making up the sixth as he re-entered the plane and raised the stairs again.

Anatoly was surprised to see Philip Mannering aboard, his hair tousled and clothes untidy. “Philip,” he said, nodding by way of greeting.

“Anatoly,” Philip replied with a grin. “Ready for some action?”

“Always,” Anatoly replied. He thought about sitting next to Philip but decided against it. He was already seen as the baby of the SIS and didn’t need to cement that reputation by chatting away to a fourteen year old.

“Well, gentlemen,” Bill said above the engine as it started up. “Shall we get this done?”

To be continued…

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Locked down library book displays

There’s a reasonably long back-story to this, so feel free to scroll straight to the pictures!

I’ve sort of lost track of the days and weeks but some time ago in March we had to self-isolate, then my work closed. We were asked to work from home, if we could. I’ve done what I can – mostly responding to social media enquiries and comments and supplying people with their PIN to access the online services. There’s not much else I can do, though.

One evening about eleven o’clock I looked over and noticed that a Jaws movie poster was propped up on a book stand. (I have two book stands I borrowed to lend to my sister who needed to prop her iPad up for teaching a fitness class, and then couldn’t return). I thought that looks like the start of a book display. I had, not too long before, borrowed Jaws the book and hadn’t been able to return that either… and Brodie has some toy boats. And toy sharks.

So I did my first display and in a fit of foolish enthusiasm declared I would do a book display every day of the lockdown, using whatever I could find around the house. I’m now about a month in and still have quite a lot of ideas, but I don’t know if I have enough depending on how long this goes on.

Anyway; here are the first seven days of book displays. There are a couple of Blyton ones, of course!


Day #1

Jaws by Peter Benchley

I started with just the poster, boat and book, then my sister said ‘doesn’t Brodie have a bath shark?’ I found the hand puppet first, then kept adding sharks (we have a few as Brodie is named after Chief Brody from Jaws). The film has several sequels so there are two photos representing Jaws (book and film) then Jaws 2 and Jaws 3d.


Day #2

Thomas the Tank Engine

Brodie loves his Thomas books and toys so I had quite a lot to work with.


Day #3

The Famous Five

I couldn’t wait any longer to do this!

I couldn’t fit my whole collection on the table, so I went for the Fives I have in decent dustjackets, the 90s annual, one of the recent annuals, my Sindy dog who represents Timmy on my bookshelf, a few of the postcards, and my 70s Pepys cards and the 50s Pepys cards.

Close ups below;


Day #4

The Mystery of the Strange Messages

None of my Five Find-Outer books have dustjackets so I decided just to feature one with some props. Buster, obviously, enough macaroons to feed the gang for around thirty seconds and some of the strange messages received by Goon.


Day #5

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

I’ve always loved the films and I read the books for the first time recently, both on my Kindle. I happen to have two Kindles so I used them plus some of Brodie’s toys to try to recreate the scene in the book/film when the visitors take the jeeps past the tyrannosaur paddock and get stuck…


Day #6

The Organised Mum Method by Gemma Bray

If you read my monthly round ups you’ll have seen me mention the Organised Mum Method before. It’s free to follow online but I have the book as well, which I’ve put with some of my favourite cleaning products as recommended by the TOMM community.


Day #7

Nursing

Some of my favourite nursing memoirs on the left and nursing fiction on the right. Along with a vintage first aid kit.

From the back left;

  • Call the Midwife (book #1) – Jennifer Worth
  • The Nightingale Girls (book #1) – Donna Douglas
  • Yes Sister, No Sister – Jennifer Craig
  • A Nurse in Time (book #1) – Evelyn Prentis
  • Florence Nightingale – Cecil Woodham-Smith (I admit I haven’t read this but you can’t do a nursing display without the Lady with the Lamp!)
  • A Nurse at War – Maggie Holt
  • Call Nurse Millie (book #1) – Jean Fullerton

So that was my first 7 with plenty more to come!

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Monday #368

Locked down library book displays

and

Fan Fic Friday:

Cunningham and Petrov The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 7

“Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home.”

― Anna Quindlen, How Reading Changed My Life

Despite not finding Five on a Hike Together allowed me as much escapism as usual, I still think that books are one of the best ways to escape from the current stresses and difficulties we are having.

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Five on a Hike Together

This is one of my favourite Fives, it’s my second favourite after Five Go to Smuggler’s Top, in fact. (I realise I haven’t done a Five review since November, I think I got swept away with other blog ideas!)

I admit I’ve not been practicing what I preach. I know I’ve posted a few quotes about escaping into a good book, but I actually found it quite hard with Hike. I’ve escaped into vampire fiction set in Minneapolis, and sci-fi in Rushford (and lots of other places/times) quite easily recently but I didn’t experience my usual escapism this time with Blyton. I couldn’t help but be jealous of the Five heading off for four whole days outdoors with no lockdown and no social distancing. I was also finding motivation and concentration were lacking the past few days which is why this review is so late.

I did get into it after a few false starts, however, and here is my review.

 


A story in how many parts?

As I was reading I thought this would be hard to divide down but now I’ve sat to write the review it seems patently obvious.

  1. The Five set off on their hike and Timmy is injured, ending with the Five splitting up.
  2. Dick has his strange night-time experience and after examining the bit of paper Julian decides that they will go on to Two Trees and Gloomy water for a bit of a poke around.
  3. They arrive at Two Trees, Dick and Maggie show up, and they do their treasure hunting.

Another series of unfortunate events

In my review of Five Fall Into Adventure I started with the heading a somewhat unfortunate series of events and I think the same could apply to the start of this book.

Well, the very start is fortunate indeed – Juliana and Dick’s school are granted a couple of days tacked onto their weekend at the same time that George and Anne are off, so Julian plans a hike for them.

It all starts off just fine – and they source plenty of food. They walk (or indeed, hike) and then the first little thing goes wrong.

Timmy gets stuck down a rabbit hole and in being rescued hurts his leg. George is, of course, very agitated about this, so when he ends up walking on three legs they insist on him seeing a vet.

They inquire at an inn, to the bad news that there is no vet nearer than six miles, and no bus goes there. Mr Gaston, who keeps horses and dogs might take a look, though, and he’s only half a mile away.

They then make the sensible but disastrous decision to split up. Julian and George will go to Mr Gaston’s and Dick is entrusted to take Anne to Blue Pond Farmhouse.

Strangely Julian hasn’t given Dick very good directions to the farmhouse, and soon it’s dark and raining. They meet an old man who only seems able to say ‘ar’ and interpreting that as ‘yes’ Dick and Anne head off in the direction he points only to end up at a broken-down cottage where a deaf old woman gives Anne a bed in the attic and Dick heads out to bed down in the barn.

Now, this all seems very unfortunate and do doubt Dick and Anne don’t have a pleasant time at all – but it drops them headlong into another adventure so it’s not all bad.


A message for Dick

This is another confluence of events. Having had all of the above go wrong in order for them to end up at what we later discover is the Taggertys’ place, further good or back (depends how you look at it) luck plays a part.

Dick thinks that Julian’s just made a poor accommodation choice (well, there’s no Trip Advisor, is there?) and so after waiting a while for them to arrive he gives up and beds down in the barn.

Later he is woken by a tapping at the window and someone calls “Dick, Dick!” He’s pretty sure they can’t mean him, but what else is there to do other than take the message?

The message is, of course, the iconic Two Trees. Gloomy Water. Saucy Jane. And Maggie knows. 

dick five on a hike together


Do we have an adventure on our hands?

Dick is rather busy escaping with Anne the next morning so it’s a while before he remembers his strange night time visitor. He tells the others and they agree it was probably a dream – only he is able to produce the bit of paper that had been pushed through the barn window to him, proving it wasn’t, in fact, a dream.

They put two and two together, and work out that the person was probably the escaped convict from the prison, having heard the bells ringing the previous evening, and that he wanted Dirty Dick Taggerty and not Dick Kirrin.

They try to give that information to the police but they encounter an unusually rude and unhelpful policeman (Goon aside, the police are always helpful and hard working in Blyton’s books). The policeman laughs at their information and tells them the escaped convict has been recaptured.

Julian decides that there might be something in the strange message, and they head to the obvious place to investigate: the post office. Like Tucky the porter in Five Go Off to Camp, the Hike has an old postie who furnishes them with some information about Two Trees, and a warning about the marshes around there, plus some camping equipment.

The others are surprised by this – as Julian has decided to abandon his carefully planned route to investigate Two Trees, knowing they could fall into a marsh or run into the friends of convicts. It’s a rather un-Julianish thing to do, isn’t it? But it’s just as well he does, because otherwise there would be no rest of the story.

We are more or less halfway through the book now, and the true adventure hasn’t even begun – but let’s leave it there until next time!

Next post: Five on a Hike Together part 2

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Blyton by others: Game books

There are still more books with Enid Blyton’s names on the covers that are not continuations or retellings, and most of them come under the ‘game book’ heading.

Game books, for want of a better term are books which at designated points give the reader two or more options on how to continue the story. The options can be based on answers to puzzles or simply choices as to whether the children will split up or stay together, investigate a noise in the night or stay put and so on. There will  be multiple ways to complete the story – but not all will have a happy ending!


The Adventure Squad

There are two of these books by Dave Morris, published in 1994. They are based on the first two Adventure Series books.

Famous Five Adventure Games

There are eight of these books by Stephen Thraves published between 1984 and 1988. Each one came in plastic wallet containing a dice with the heads of the Five on five sides and a mystery icon on the other, a map, a code book, a measuring strip, a code breaker a rucksack card, a picnic hamper card and some picnic cards.

They are based on eight of the Five books, if I give you the titles you can probably guess most of them.

  • The Wreckers’ Tower Game (
  • The Haunted Railway Game
  • The Whispering Island Game
  • The Sinister Lake Game
  • The Wailing Lighthouse Game
  • The Secret Airfield Game
  • The Shuddering Mountain Game
  • The Missing Scientist Game

For those who get stuck I have added the original titles below, in white. Just click and drag to highlight so you can read them.

  • Five Go Down to the Sea
  • Five Go Off to Camp
  • Five Have a Mystery to Solve
  • Five on a Hike Together
  • Five Go to Demon’s Rocks
  • Five Go to Billycock Hill
  • Five Get into a Fix
  • Five Have a Wonderful Time

I have 4 of these, (Whispering Island, Wailing Lighthouse, Secret Airfield and Shuddering Mountain). I’ve barely opened them before but have done so today to see if they are complete. Three are but Shuddering Mountain is missing everything (obvious seeing as it’s not got the plastic wallet!) Luckily some of the items can be borrowed from the other games, the map and codebook are in the Cave of Books, it’s just the code-reader that might pose a problem.

The Famous Five and You

Mary Danby wrote six of these between 1987 and 1989. They are based on the first six Famous Five books.

  • The Famous Five and You Search for Treasure!
  • The Famous Five and You Find Adventure!
  • The Famous Five and You Run Away!
  • The Famous Five and You Search for Smugglers
  • The Famous Five and You Take Off!
  • The Famous Five and You Underground!

The fifth sounds more like you take a plane rather than a caravan, and the sixth is rather vague given the number of underground adventures the Five have.

These were reissued in  2010-2011 with new covers and with just The Famous Five Adventure Game Book #1-6 as their titles.

I have played Book 2, based on Five Go Adventuring Again.

Famous Five Survival Guide

Published in 2008 this is a large hardback book. It contains a new story about the Five along with puzzles to solve to assist them in their adventure.

Five Find-Outers Solve it Yourself Mysteries

There are four of these by Stephen Thraves from 1986.

  • The Five Find-Outers and the Shadowy Figure
  • The Five Find-Outers and the Faked Painting
  • The Five Find-Outers and the Note from Nowhere
  • The Five Find-Outers and the Raided Safe

These are ‘loosely based’ on some of the Find-Outers books, though I’m not sure which. The second is likely Banshee Towers, and the third could be either Spiteful Letters or Strange Messages, probably the latter. I’ve no idea about the shadowy figure or raided safe, however.

Five Find-Outers Find the Villains Games

These are 1990s reprints of the above solve-it-yourself mysteries but with substantial changes to the format. They have added a wallet containing picture files and a suspect list. The cave of books lists only the middle two, though the image of the back cover shows that all four were either made or were planned to be made.


How many of these have you played?

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Monday #367

Blyton by others: Game books

and

Five on a Hike Together

Following on from last week’s non-Blyton quote – here’s another one about the joys of reading.

“A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.”

William Styron, Conversations with William Styron.

I’d much rather be living the lives of the Famous Five right now, than my own!

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Fan fic Friday: Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 6

Last time Bill arrived in Gairdon to hear Philip’s startling tale of their time in the Valley of Adventure.

Chapter 6

After talking to Bill on Tuesday evening, Anatoly had decided it was time to move his digs before he drew attention to himself. He walked to the next village a few miles away, but close enough to keep an ear out for any news of the missing man.

He put his bags down in the room he had just acquired from the stern looking Austrian woman downstairs and moved to the window. He screwed his mouth up as he eyed up the tall looking tree just outside his window and knew that he would have to get up the tree to attach the aerial for his portable radio. He would have to do it under cover of darkness so as not to draw any unwanted attention.

He swung himself away from the window, moved his bags, put the few clothes he carried with him in the chest of drawers provided and set out his wash bag on the washstand. He lay down on his bed, and took out his notebook to try and make sense of all the facts as he knew them, running around his head.

The light began to fade, and he allowed himself to wander out of the room in search of some food, beer and gossip. He listened intently to all the gossip around him as he ate in the local pub, and noticed that he was being given a wide berth. That changed and his presence was accepted when he brought the bar a round. Anatoly didn’t get any new information but now he had a foothold in the local community, which was an important part of his job.

Back in his room, Anatoly collected the aerial and cable for his radio, propped open his window and slipped back out of the house before the landlady could catch him. He put the aerial in his pocket and began to climb the tree. He went as high up as he could and settled himself against a hefty branch to install the aerial and secure it to the tree. This took him a few minutes.

Running the cable through his fingers, he began to climb down, but when he was level with his bedroom window, he threw the cable through it with a master shot. He gave himself a metaphorical pat on the back and then began to shin down the tree and back into the house. With that done he knew he could turn in for the night.

In the morning he tuned his radio, and sat back waiting for his check in from London. When the communication came Anatoly was surprised not to be talking to Bill and even more surprised to be told that one of the children had turned up in Scotland. Anatoly was totally stunned, he had thought he was hot on the trail of the children. He was told to stand by for a messages for orders on his next move.

Disheartened, he signed off and slumped on the bed. The message Anatoly received later that day buoyed him considerably, however. He was to make his way to a small airfield some thirty miles north, where he would be picked up by Bill and some other agents, and then fly on to the mysterious valley he had been hearing about.

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Bill drove himself and Philip to the air strip first thing the next morning, glad that the weather had settled. It was perfect flying weather now, though they would have to hope that it stayed that way across the continent. The forecasts had seemed all right, at least.

The drive was not a long one but he used the few minutes to pick Philip’s brain again, trying to build a better mental picture of the layout of the valley and the treasure caves. He had Philip wait in the car once they got to the air strip, refusing to let him out of his sight as he ran his final checks on personnel and equipment. When he was satisfied he fetched Philip and personally escorted him to his aeroplane.

“I’m not a child,” Philip grumbled.

“No, but I’m not risking you being spirited away again,” Bill replied. “Your mother would absolutely murder me.”

Up in the air Bill let his two best pilots take the controls, freeing him up to re-run all his plans in his head. The priority was safely retrieving the children, after that they would aim to apprehend Juan, Pepi and any of their comrades. Only then could they think about liberating the treasure, and ensuring its safe delivery to Julius Muller.

“Just to remind everyone, the children’s safety is our top priority, followed by the old couple in the caves,” he said aloud. “I do not want them caught in the crossfire. We’ll get the five of them first, and if that means any of the crooks slipping past you then so be it. We can do what we can to round them up later. Is that clear?”

There were a few slightly disgruntled faces but everyone responded in the affirmative. Philip waited until the murmurs of ‘Yes, sir,’ and ‘yes, boss’, had died down before he spoke up.

“Don’t forget Kiki, Bill.”

Bill pinched the bridge of his nose. “There’ll be a parrot around somewhere too,” he added to his men. “If you could avoid injury to her, that would be appreciated.”

That raised a few smirks, but they nodded all the same.

“We’re coming near to our pick-up point,” the pilot called back to Bill after they had been in the air some time.

“Take us down, then,” Bill said. “We’ll give our people until 10, then we’ll have to get on regardless of who has or hasn’t shown.”

To be continued…

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Malory Towers on TV – Episodes three and four

At the start of the lockdown the BBC released all episodes of Malory Towers onto the iPlayer ahead of their scheduled air date on CBBC on the 6th of April. Despite being very excited I’ve only managed to watch two episodes so far. I definitely liked what I saw, so let’s see what happens next.


A quick recap

So far we’ve seen Darrell head off to Malory Towers, making friends with Alicia straight away and attracting Gwen to try to make friends too. She falls out with Gwen who blackmails her, and we find out that Darrell has been asked to leave her previous school and this is a new start for her.


What happens in episode three

The girls play their first tricks. First, Alicia has a box of trick sweets (which Darrell appears to be in on) and they dye Gwen’s teeth blue. Matron confiscates them and dyes her teeth blue, which gives Gwen an opening to bond with her over the nastiness of the other girls. We also get to laugh at her life modelling as a viking for the first formers and unable to open her mouth lest everyone see the blue teeth – it reminds me a bit of Mam’zelle’s ‘treek teeth’ especially as Miss Grayling talks to her and she’s mortified.

Darrell then pretends to be deaf in Mam’zelle Rougier’s class. Yes, Darrell. Not Alicia as in the book. I was surprised by this as although Darrell enjoys a trick she isn’t big on playing them herself – and given her chat with Miss Grayling in the last episode it seems unlikely she would do this. As in the book she then genuinely goes deaf and gets into trouble for playing a second trick. Mam’zelle Rouger is not as sharp as the book version but she does get the great line

Fool you once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. I will have no shame on me.

The other main plot centres on Alicia’s ghost stories again. Mary-Lou, who we see properly for the first time in this episode, is particularly scared by these. It’s not helped by a ‘bloody’ handprint being left on the dorm room door in the night.

Of course there is no ghost and the handprint is jammy and made by Irene who is sleepwalking and sleepeating. The only solution to this problem is for matron to sleep on a camp bed in the middle of the dorm… but Matron is not a good sleepwalking minder as she sleeps through Irene getting up again, and Sally following her out.


What happens in episode four

Darrell continues to get into trouble. She forgets to do her prep for one, and then the bit I’ve been waiting for actually happens.

Gwen ducks Mary-Lou in the pool. Not like Alicia and Darrell are ducking each other and laughing but it honestly looks like she’s trying to drown her as she pushes her under and holds her repeatedly. Darrell races over and slaps Gwen hard across the face, has a row with Katherine and storms off.

She then apologises to Gwen, and the other girls have a meeting about it all. Darrell swings their opinion somewhat by apologising to Katherine, but it’s all muddied by Mary-Lou saying she and Gwen were just playing around, and Gwen saying that Darrell hasn’t apologised and is a liar.

Then, near the end, we discover why Darrell left her last school. According to Miss Potts she was actually expelled and it was for pushing a teacher down the stairs. Miss Grayling remarks that she’s not certain they know the whole story there.

We end on Darrell and Sally becoming quite friendly, talking about Mary-Lou’s fears.


What did I think?

I thought these were two good episodes, though I have my reservations about a few details.

As I said above it doesn’t make a lot of sense to have Darrell do Alicia’s deafness trick, especially given what we find out about her at the end of episode four. If she’s truly embracing a fresh start (guilty or not) she wouldn’t be daft enough to jeopardise it for a few laughs, surely?

Gwen continues to be brilliantly awful – using Mary-Lou to try to get out of swimming by pretending they both have heat-stroke, telling lies, sneaking and generally being very unlikeable. Unlike book Gwen the other girls don’t seem to see through her so well, and so she gets away with a lot more.

Gwen doesn’t understand the purpose of a bathing hat.

In the book she says I don’t call it an apology, which to me implies that Darrell did apologize but poorly, with bad grace or whatever. In the series she out and out says that Darrell is a liar and hasn’t apologised at all. In the book Katherine is much harder on her, and they explicitly say they believe Darrell while on TV they seem more ambivalent.

The other strange thing is Darrell and Sally. Book Sally barely says two words until they have the fight in the music room – other than to say she doesn’t have a baby sister. Here we have her boldly state that sending someone to coventry is just as bad as slapping them, following a sleep-walking Irene and getting chummy with Darrell. We even see her making a few jokes. I wonder how she will develop later on, and whether they will still have her argue with Darrell and get pushed over.

There’s more of a sense of the teachers knowing what’s going on in the series. Miss Potts keeps popping up and although she doesn’t know that Darrell has slapped Gwen she knows the first form are having a meeting, that Darrell is upset and that Gwen is being shady. We are privy to several conversations between the teachers and this is where we get various tidbits of information about the girls and what’s going on.

Darrell’s spelling issues continue. She appears to write Mallory Towers which is a sin in anyone who calls themself a Blyton fan let alone a pupil of that very school (in my eyes at least!) and she later can’t spell witches without looking it up. I’ve seen a spoiler that she has some form of dyslexia or similar and I’m not sure how I feel about that. Darrell in the books is a gifted writer, not just a story-teller, and it is odd to suddenly give her this problem. I can understand them wanting to feature such a problem, to show children watching that it’s OK to struggle with academic elements and help is out there but they could have used another character to do so. Darrell already has her temper to overcome and of course the added expulsion.

I was surprised that Gwen moaned to Jean about the non-existent mark on her face after the slap, considering Jean is played by an actress with a facial disfigurement. At first I thought it was quite cruel – both by Gwen and the writers – but then I thought it was actually very clever. Firstly it shows how self-absorbed Gwen is and secondly Jean’s sarcastic reply was wonderful and all the more meaningful.

Mary-Lou is very well acted, she is small, quiet and very much how I imagine her. She manages to be likeable despite being rather spineless at times.

Mam’zelle Rougier seems more likeable than in the books and I wonder if she is an amalgamation of the two Mam’zelles. She’s tall and slim but her more pleasant demeanour could be from Mam’zelle Dupont.

Matron continues to amuse, first with the blue teeth and then by trying to talk to Mam’zelle Rougier in rather bad French. I had been wondering how she got blue teeth towards the end of an episode but I now wonder if Matron hadn’t snuck her a trick sweet after being spoken sharply to.

I’m really glad the slap was kept in. I know it was one instead of four, and delivered slightly differently but given that some recent reprints have turned slaps into shakings one slap is far better than none.


Has anyone else watched this yet? If so, what did you think?

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Monday #366

Malory Towers on TV: Episodes 3&4

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Fan fic Friday

Cunningham and Petrov: The Mystery of the Missing Aeroplane chapter 6

“That’s the thing about books. They let you travel without moving your feet.”

― Jhumpa Lahiri, The Namesake

Not a Blyton quote, obviously, but something hopefully true at this difficult time. We might not be able to travel very far (or at all) right now but we can escape into Kirrin, Peterswood, Malory Towers, onto islands, into secret passages, mysterious castles, beaches and villages galore just by opening some of Blyton’s books.

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