I had watched this musical once before, at Stef’s house, but I’d forgotten just about everything about it including the plot, songs and characters. We watched it at my house this time as I got it on DVD for my Christmas.
The stage play was on tour in 1997 for the hundredth anniversary of Enid Blyton’s birth.
The story
Like the 70s series’ first episode this is a slight amalgamation of two books. The 70s series combined the children meeting for the first time from Five on a Treasure Island with the main plot of the sixth book Five on Kirrin Island Again. The musical has combined the children’s meeting with the plot of Five Go Adventuring Again, the second book.
The musical then begins with Julian, Dick and Anne discussing having a cousin that they’ve never met. They then travel to Kirrin, meet their aunt and uncle, but not George right away. They are then introduced to Timmy who, as in the second book, is not a secret.
George tells (sings) them the tale of how Smuggler’s gold was reported to be hidden at Kirrin Farm, and tells them that two artists are renting it from that afternoon.
Mr Roland arrives to tutor them, and takes a dislike to Timmy. The Five explore Kirrin Farm and find a scrap of fabric with a map to a secret way on it. They hunt around Kirrin Farm, with no luck.
George has an argument with Mr Roland and Timmy is banned from the house and then some of Uncle Quentin’s work goes missing. She gets a talking-to in her father’s study and that’s when she finds the entrance to the secret way.
They all (oddly minus Timmy) explore the secret way, followed by Mr Roland, and find themselves at Kirrin Farm under attack from one of the artists. The tables are quickly turned though and it’s the artist in trouble. Everything is then tied up neatly, including one artist!
How the story has been changed
Well, of course there are a lot of songs, but more about them later. Being a stage-play and having a set amount of time and budget, there are of course a lot of changes. What’s interesting is that there are various lines which are word-for-word from the books, a lot which are close enough to be recognisable, and then also there are many things which are completely different.
For example the children take the train alone to Kirrin, Kirrin Farm is an empty shell and there are no Mr and Mrs Sanders. The setting has been changed to the 1930s for no obvious reason, and George is the same age as Julian instead of Dick.
Mr Roland still comes to tutor them, all of them, as apparently they had poor exam results. It is George who sees him talking to the artists, before he later professes to not know them. Julian then follows him later and observes him talking to the artists at night and giving them a notebook.
The hidden gold is worked in quite neatly by changing George’s great-great-great Grandfather to her Great-great-grandmother who owned Kirrin Farm, and her smuggler brother who brought gold via a ship then a passage and cave before his ship went down.
Perhaps more understandably the snow has been changed to heavy rain and floods. Same effect of trapping them indoors without the requirement for fake snow and heavy coats under the theatre lights.
The end is very different. The children are under attack from Mr Roland and his gun and the two artists when Aunt Fanny opens the door to the secret way and knocks Mr Roland over. Julian ends up with the gun and Timmy sniffs out the hidden gold.
The two artists, instead of being polite and well-mannered individuals who also happen to secretly be crooks are now a pair of very obvious spivs.
Also given the nature of what works on stage vs in a book, we meet the crooks Thomas and Wilton at the start and see them talking, arguing, and scheming a few times. I expect that gave the main cast a brief rest or opportunity to change clothing.
The songs
There are a lot of songs. More than I think I expected. Most of them are rather forgettable, unfortunately. The only one that sticks with me is One, two, three, four, five, we’re the Famous Five, and that’s because it’s used more than once. It’s not that the songs are bad, most just aren’t particularly catchy or memorable.
I’ve had to rewatch to have more to say about the songs. I remember there being one about Latin verbs as I made a note about that. At the time I said to Stef that they must have been desperate for song material to use that as a subject.
I did try to transcribe the songs while rewatching but I couldn’t catch all the words and there are no subtitles! Here is a rough list of the songs (names entirely made up by me), though and at least a few lines of each.
Song 1: Leaving London (Julian, Dick, Anne and two crooks)
Life in London can be tedious
What we need is a change of scene
Some may swear the air is cleaner
Grass is greener than grassy green
Anywhere but London
Anywhere but now
Just beyond the city lights there are starry nights to be seen
Higher heights to astound
Finer sights to be foundOur bags are packed
Our troubles are behind us
Adventures come and find us where the skies and seas are blue
Where dreams are made
As cream and lemonade
As castles built with sand command an oceanic view
Where pirates play
And have their wicked way
And damsels in distress confess their love for a handsome prince
When days are gone, when days are gone,
The night’s mysterious, mysterious,
Mysterious
Mysterious!Can you feel the wind blow through your hair?
See the flowers dancing in the summer breeze
I can almost taste the salty air
And I’ve never seen so many trees
And what’s that beautiful building?
I don’t know but it’s very strange
Very spooky
The house they say is older than the hills
And every room inside can tell a different story
Of ghosts and ghouls!
Oh Dick, you’re such a fool!
It’s just as well I brought my toys as boys can be so funny and so boringFar away from London
Far away from town
All aboard a fast approaching
[couldn’t catch this bit]
Ring the bell
Yell it to the world
Farewell London
Farewell London town

























































